I have so many quotes that I like I had to make a seperate page for them! They are ones that I have picked up from various types of media. Books, magzines, movies and Television have all had great sayings. They make great signatures

You are welcome to Submit some.

"May the forces of evil get confused on the way to your house." -George Carlin

Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool. (Think about it :)

"I taught Sammy 'Get Lost!" G-Money
"What does that mean?" Jessie J
"Go to the other side of the Yard." G-Money

"Brainwashing?" Martie Rhodes
"Rub a dub dub, Cerbrum in a tub." Dusty Rhodes (Both quotes by Dean Koontsz, False Memory)

(Winnie Sanderson is caught lying.) "Now now, sister.. thou art not being honest with thyself..." Mary Sanderson
"A-muck A-muck A-muck!" Sarah Sanderson (All quotes from Hocus Pocus)

"Maybe it's a necktie for your butt..." --Calvin on Hobbes' tail (Calvin and Hobbes comic book)

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.

"But I love the Enemy." --Reneee Zellweger, Jerry MaGuire

"We've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in."

"Do you get to ring one of those little bells that goes ding-a-ling-a-ling?"--Kevin (from Daria)

(The Dream Master comes up to Wade and Shows her his hand, on which is a star with a circle around it.) "I used to draw on my hands too---until the fourth grade." Wade wells (Sabrina Lloyd, Sliders

Bingo player's prayer: "May my numbers be called and my dobber be swift."

"Everyone knows storm troopers can't hit the broad side of the Death Star"--a star wars web site

(The following is a couple lines from the conan o'brien show from some time back. I didn't know who it was being interviewed, but here ya go!)

"I'm going to create an equal oppertunity Ku Klux Klan. There'll be Black guys, jews, gays, even Irishmen!"

"Thanks for that special mention."--conan

"Dave chapelle will be the grand dragon!"

Dave Chapelle: "I'll do it!"

(All Quotes from the conan obrien show.)

"What's your greatest fear?"

"Things that buzz!"--Lance of Nsync on his greatest fear.

"Inflation has gone up: Dymatapp used to be Nickeltapp."--Matt Edwards

Lawyer to Jane (Whoopi Goldberg):"Are. You. Gay?"
Jane to lawyer: "Yes. I. Am. You probably get that alot, but in my case it happens to be true."--both quotes from Boys On the Side

"Men are like cheese."--Vincenzo Cortino (Lloyd Bridges, --Jane Austin's MAFIA!)

"I got fired for having a defective husband."--Erin Grant (Demi Moore--Striptease)

"My enemy's enemies are also my friends"--Hadji Quest from The Real adventures of Jonny Quest

"Once again- Things that could have been brought to my attention YESTERDAY!!!"--Robbie Hart (Adam Sandler--Wedding Singer)

"Make the bad man stop!" Master Sargent Ernie Bilko (Steve Maritn--Sgt Bilko)

"No wonder they call me a Master Sargent!"--Ernie Bilko (Steve Martin--Sgt Bilko)

"Everything hurts from the hair down."--Ernie Bilko (Steve Martin--Sgt Bilko)

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