Buffy Quotes
25 kb "You saved my life. You are God."
4 kb "Jeepers."
102 kb "I want to be a macho man. Macho...oh, hey, juice! Mmm, quality juice. Not from concentrate."
39 kb "I could get kicked out of school. I'm just wacky that way."
29 kb "And have you seen the kids that do yearbook? Nerds pick on them."
23 kb "You're my Xander-shaped friend."
Buffy/Joyce Quotes
76 kb "Mom, I've accepted that you've had sex. I am not ready to know that you had Farrah hair..."
Buffy/Willow/Xander Quotes
53 kb "Amy..."
91 kb "You guys don't have to get involved..."
Xander Quotes
26 kb "Right behind you, only further back."
42 kb "For I am Xander, King of Cretins. May all lesser cretins bow before me."
40 kb "I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away."
33 kb "One of those girls hit me really hard. We should test for steroids."
Xander/Willow Quotes
74 kb "The bracelet, she was wearing it, right? Pretty much like we're going out..."
71 kb "Oh, you're so cool, you're like a guy. You're my guy friend that knows about girl stuff..."
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