Here you find some cut-downs for people. These are just regular slams. Not "Yo Mama" jokes. You can find them by clicking this link. Here they are. So of them are for just plain being mean and some are for comebacks after you've just been slammed, put-down, or asked out by a jerk. We got them out of a Garfield book called Garfield's Insults, Put-downs and Slams! Enjoy 'em!!!
"What is your dorky painting supposed to look like?"
"An abstract representattion of your mother."

"I'd have to be desprate and insane to ask you out!"
"So what time should I pick you up?"

both."

"Hey dorkwhad! What would you say if I asked loser like you out?"
"Nothing, I can't talk and gag at the same time."

"Like my new shirt?"
"I would if I were Elton John!"

"I just came from the beauty saloon."
"Yeah, too bad it was closed!"

"Do you pray before you eat? I do."
"I don't, my Mom's a good cook!"