A Newfoundland family took a vacation to Toronto.
One day, the father took his son into a rather large
building; they were amazed by everything they saw --
especially the elevator at one end of the lobby.
The boy asked, "What's this, Paw?" The father responded,
"Son I have never seen anything like this in my life,
I don't know what it is!"
While the boy and his father were watching in wide-eyed
astonishment, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up
to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls
opened and the lady rolled between them into a small
room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched
small circles of lights above the walls light up. They
continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse
direction. The walls opened again, and a voluptuous
24-year-old woman stepped out.
The father turned to his son and said, "Go get your
Maw."