Spyderqueen Laughs Out Loud

This will get better with time, but for now:

Funny Button and T-Shirt Sayings

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are chewy and taste good dipped in chocolate."
"Women who wish to be the equal of men lack ambition."
"If you think I'm weird, I know you're dull."
"Killing never solves anything, but it keeps people out of your hair while you decide what to do next."
"Violence is never an answer, but sometimes, like with cockroaches, it's the only possible response"
"Buchanan and Farrakhan in 2000: Let's scare the hell out of everybody"
"Darth Vader for President, when your tired of choosing the lesser of two evils."
"I have lost myself. I have gone out to look for me. If I return before I come back, please ask me to wait."
"I don't suffer from insanity, I revel in it."
"I am a frail, fragile flower of feminity, and I'll kill anyone who says otherwise."
"There are two kinds of people in the world; I'm not either of them."
"Practice sensless violence and random acts of terrorism."
"Red meat isn't bad for you, fuzzy green meat is bad for you."
"Don't let your mind wander, It's too little to go out alone."
"Nerd Pride: Why DO they consider `Walking Encyclopedia' to be an insult?"
"Visualize Whirled Peas" (it helps to say it aloud)
"Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE!"
"`Como frijoles?' That's spanish for `How have you bean?'"
"`Cogito, ergo spud' I think, therefore I yam."
"`Veni, Vidi, Veggie' I came, I saw, I had a salad" (or, if you know how to pronounce Latin, I came, I saw, I yanked some underwear)
"Gravity, It's not just a good idea, it's the law!"
"Use an accordian, go to jail. It's the law."
"Suicide, a hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong."
"There is no gravity, the earth sucks."
"IGNORANCE POLICE: I'm afraid we're going to have to run you in for being stupid."
"Uniquely malajusted, but fun to be with."
"Whatever doesn't kill me, should better make sure I don't return fire."
"I dress this way to annoy you."
"Vegetables are what food eats."
"It's okay to disagree with me. However, once I explain to you why you're wrong, you should become enlightned and change your mind. Congratulating me on my intelligence is optional."
"Be Alert. The World needs more lerts"
"My life has been one of those You Had To Be There jokes"

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