THE TALLULAHLAND NATIONAL ANTHEM
(to the tune of, "The Star Spangled Banner")
Oh, say can you see
David's large hanging lip
What so proudly it sways
In the wind slowly dying
His bright eyes and large shnoz
Symbols of what he stands for
He hated his Shnoz-Bra
But his mom made him wear it
And the Téa's blond hair
The cleavage was REALLY there
Gave proof through The X-Files
That our David was still there
Oh say can you see David's Lip Just Hangs There
Over his chin so lovely...and The Land Of David Duchovny!