These are the very best of my online friends, folks who have shared laughs, thoughts, and ideas with me, who've lent their ears or their shoulder when I've needed it, and overall just great, special people. And extremely foolish, as they willingly put up with me! *l* Click on the hyphens to see their homepages, if they have one.

Spider - The loveliest of arachnids... Eagerly do I get entangled in your web. *bs* My flame...

Bill- A damn good friend of mine from the college days! We will burn the ganja yet again, bra!

Sumone - You make me wish I was a woman! *l* Les be friends?

Nina - A perverted, twisted, alcoholic little lady... Gotta love her! *l* We're gonna tip the Abita one day, girlie! But you ain't allowed to take advantage of me when I get drunk.

Pammie and G-String-The Twit and the Pest, in that order! These ladies were meant to be Siamese twin, but were somehow born seperate. Unfortunately for them, I think they still share the same brain, each carrying a half.... *l*

Emma-Obnoxious as hell, and can't make up her little mind on a handle to save herself, but this little Aussie pain in the ass can hold her own in a battle of wits against the Jester himself, and that takes talent, as well as big brass balls!!!!! *l*

Evita-Be careful, folks! This one may seem like a sweet little island girl at first, but she's practically a female version of yours truly! Scary, huh? By the way, she likes monkeys.... *lmao*

Hades-The current Lord of the Underworld, untill the Jester decides its time to reclaim his throne. Better keep them hellfires burning, bra!

Shortie-My partner in being confused about the members of the opposite sex, and in giving advice about the subject that's easier said than done! *l* I have a thought, girl: Let's just kill them all, and let someone who cares sort them out....

I Want Something Else....-I don't know what the fuck it is she wants.... And I don't think she knows, yet, either! *l*

Babbers-A cool little cornhusker brat! Good thing she's got common sense, and ain't a dolt like her mommy.... *l* G-String'll slap me for that one, just ya'll watch!

Little Peanut-LITTLE PEA, LITTLE PEA, LET ME COME IN!!!! OR I'LL HUFF AND I'LL PUFF AND I'LL.... ask nicely? Can I please? *grin*

Mrs. Crowley-The first and very best of my online friends. Though she's no longer online, she'll always be remembered, even if it's only here in the Asylum..... *l* No relation to the great Allister.

And a special note to several offline friends I've had over the years.... The brothers that my momma never gave birth to. Charlie Harris, Seth Wysocki, and Ben Lee. Men I've lived with, raised hell with, and fought beside. Where they walk, the Jester walks with them.....