A short time ago in a galaxy right here…

WAR OF CHAOS!!! By: Sina

Episode 2: Loss of Rebels v. windows 95

::insert Star Wars music:: After rising to power and making a new and powerful ally (Cad Man), Gates and Cad man are set to launch the fully functional (except for the crashed which are supposed to happen) and operational windows 95 software, in hopes of collapsing the Earth's economy and thus giving them the power to rise above all. After recently destroying the one thing which could stop them at such an early state, (the creation of Max Man) Gates and Cad man began to laugh. The world would soon be theirs. And off, far to the north in Canada, Sina vows to destroy Bill Gates one day. He gathers several of his allies and friends, and attempt to convince them to join his raid against the States, and Bill Gates. And all around the globe, people are becoming mindless zombies who have only one purpose, to sing! As Britney Spears gains more power on half of the States, she and Gates shall soon collide and the greatest shift of balance and alliance, will begin…

" My friends, I bring you all here to say something. We must defeat Bill Gates." Sina said standing on a box. " YES!" the crowd cheered. " Uh won't that box break under your weight?" someone asked. Suddenly with that comment, Sina fell through the box. " Yes thank you for telling me." Sina said sarcastically. " Anyway, how many times have you been operating a non-Microsoft program, for hours un end, only to suddenly have it crash?" " Yes! Which is why I have a Mac!" John said. " Yes, quiet! Not everyone can be that lucky!" sina said. " Share your horrors!" " One day, I was doing something. I forgot, but something happened. I forgot. AND MY COMPUTER CRASHED!!!" someone yelled. " Once I was on netscape and I was bombarded!" another voice said. Gasps were heard around the room. " BOMBARDED BY ERRORS!!!" Everyone began to scream. " Calm down. You see my friends, Bill Gates has done enough damage to us. He has destroyed our projects far too much. And as for Cad man-" Sina was cut off by Adit: " Uh, Sina, are you delusional again?" " HUH?" " Well, none of us have ever heard of this Cad man. Maybe you imagined it!" Adit said. " ME??? No, there was the face of a man on the computer screen and he laughed at me." Sina said. " Yeah, right." Someone said. " Why won't anyone believe me?" Sina cried. " Remember the time you said that the world was gonna blow up, and it never did. Or how about the time you cried wolf, and everyone ran up to the hill, and saw you being eaten alive by a goat! YOU LIE!!! Or are just delusional." Adit said. Everyone looked at Adit. " What, you think I'm delusional now?" Everyone nodded. " I withdraw my testimony." Adit said hanging his head. " I promise you, one day, Cad will get the better of us. I must insure that Cad or Bill Gates do not gain any power. The forces of chaos will always rule against them. We must defeat them!" Sina said. Cheers were heard. Then suddenly, someone ran in with ripped up clothing. " I wish to join your campaign against Gates. My leader was taken to his lair, and most likely executed!" the man said. " Who are you, you crazy homeless bum?" Sina asked. " I am a crazy homeless bum named Bob. However, I was once the vice president of Apple Macintosh." The man said. " Ah, I see. Very well then. Join us. Good for you." Sina said. " AND WHAT ABOUT BRITNEY?" someone yelled. " Ah, Britney Spears. She must be stopped as well. I have personally had a friend, who was assimilated into the Spears Hive. He is now a walking talking stalking human, with not a mind of his own. He has become her slave. We must prevent this from happening to any of us!" Sina said. " Join me, and my allies, as we rebel against these causes, AND COME OUT VICTORIOUS!!!" Sina yelled. The crowd cheered loudly screaming: " DEATH TO GATES AND SPEARS!!!" The crowd suddenly toned down as Nurdin walked in. " Uh, Sina, do you have the slightest clue how to even begin this invasion?" Sina took a mighty breath, about to answer, and said: " No. I don't." He said. Gasps were heard, but Sina said: " Calm down. I have a plan. One plan. We shall call this plan, Plan A! Plan A is the plan I have made. Plan A suggests that we make a plan! Lets waste no more time!" Sina said. Everyone followed him not having any clue why. The crowd left and Nurdin was left alone: He said: " People these days. What idiots."

Meanwhile, in the Microsoft Headquarters…. ::insert Darth Vader Music:: " MWAHHAHAHHAHAHAH!" Gates laughed for no reason, waking the sleeping Cad man up. " Shut up, I'm trying to sleep." Cad man said with annoyance. " MWHAHAHAHHAHA!" Gates continued. " Don't make me slap you!" Immediately Gates was silenced. " Cad, how do you suppose we shall begin? Do you suppose we have enough power to control the world?" Gates asked. " Not yet. The Russians and the Germans are developing Vindows, their own version of our destructive weapon. We are not yet ready. All we need in one thing. Hypnotism. With that in our power, we can hypnotize all the populous, and make them our slaves." Cad man said. Gates laughed at the thought and said: " I get the Mexicans!" " Very well, I get the British." Cad man said. " The British? Why?" Gates asked. " Dunno." Was the reply. The two began to laugh but a 2d Cad minion running in holding a piece of paper stopped their laughter. " Sir, and madam." He said. " I RESENT THAT!" Cad man said. " Sorry. Sirs, I have gotten reports from our spies across the border. There is a rebellion being prepared against you my lord." The 2d minion said. " HEY, I AM A LORD TOO!" Gates snapped. " A rebellion, led by whom?" Cad man said. " By some local idiot named Sina." " SINA??!?!?!? But I thought after we crashed his dreams, we broke his spirit!" Gates yelled. " Well, he is rallying several of his friends, all of them appear to have some grudge against you." " I see." Gates rubbed his chin. " Let him. Prepare to execute operation, Win95 sell, Sell, SELL!" " Yes sir." The minion said running off. " Gates, I may have just found a perfect ally that would get us victory." Cad man said. " Who?" Gates asked. On the screen was the face of Britney Spears: " Excellent, if we get her, nothing shall stand in our way. MWAGAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHcough cough HAHAHAHAHAHAHH!" Gates laughed.

" In business news, Microsoft just released the brand new upgrade for Windows to Windows 95. The new product is said to have must better programs than the cheesy original windows. And it even comes with Hearts! We go live to a strike happening outside the Microsoft head in Canada, where people are striking and preventing the only shipping trucks from selling Windows 95in this striking strike." The screen changed to show thousands of people hitting several cops with Microsoft T-shirts with their signs. " DIEDIEDIE!!!" Adit yelled hitting one of the cops. " OWW!!" the cops screamed. " Keep attacking, we shall not allow this program to pass into our Canadian lives." Sina yelled. Suddenly, a loud roar was heard inside the garage. The trucks were getting ready to sell. " We can't let them get out of the garage! SOMEONE GET A PAPERCLIP! IT SHOULD HOLD THEM OFF!" John yelled. The roaring got louder, and someone took out a paper clip and tied it around the garage lock. Suddenly, there was a dent in the garage, the trucks were busting their way out! " The paper clip is holding them! But not for long!" John yelled. " All right everyone, take out all of our paper clips and set them on the road! If they escape, they will not get far!" Sina said taking a paper clip and placing it on the road. The roaring got even louder and the dents bigger. The trucks were going at it at full speed. Then suddenly the clip broke under the pressure, and the trucks all broke free. They drove fast and right on the paper clips. " Their tires are flattening!" Adit yelled. " They are slowing down!"

Inside the truck… " Awww, those Midas guys didn't repair the damned tire! I'm gonna use American Tire next time!" the truck driver said.

" They have slowed! Attack them!" Sina yelled. Immediately, thousands of people ran towards the 45 trucks and began to surround them. The trucks were not moving. Sina walked up to a platform and raised the megaphone to his mouth: "Surrender now, and we shall let you live." One of the truck drivers stuck their head out. " We will never surrender. You will never catch us!!! Run em over boys!" The trucks went into high gear and the tires failed to move. " DOH!" the trucker yelled. " As you can see, escape is not an option." Sina said. " MWHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA!" the trucker laughed. " That's what you think!" He pressed a button in the car, and the car grew flying witch brooms. " OH MY GOD!!! IT'S A TRUCK WITH WITCH BROOMS!!" Adit yelled. " WERE ALL GONNA DIE!" John yelled. " NONO!!! They cannot escape. Everyone, hang on to the trucks!" Sina said jumping on to the truck. The trucks began to lift off the ground as witch of the west music was heard. ::insert wicked witch of the west music:: Everyone grabbed on to one handle on the trucks, and the trucks began to lift. " AHHHHHH!!!" everyone yelled. " I'm scared of heights!" someone yelled. The trucks flew higher and higher, and the witch music got louder. Then suddenly, from one of the trucks, a female flew out on a broom. It was Britney Spears! " HEHAHAHAHH!" She laughed. " You cannot defeat us!" Then she began singing. " AHHHHHHH!!! MY EARS!" John yelled. All around him, people fell from the sky, for they could not listen to the horrible singing. They all let go of the handles and fell. " NOOOOO!!" Sina yelled. HE had to cover his ears, but he had to hang on to the trucks. But he could not. Being the last person up there, he could not handle the horrible singing. He let go of the bars and he fell. Then from out of the trucks, Windows boxes flew out, and began to eat many of the falling people. They were going to be taken to Gates! They were being captured. Sina fell, and he saw his friends being eaten up by the boxes. " NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" He said falling.

Meanwhile, in the Microsoft headquarters…

::insert Darth Vader Music:: " MWAHAHAHAHH!!! MERE DOTS!! NO ONE CAN WITHSTAND MY WINDOWS LOGO!! HE SHALL EAT YOU ALL UP!" Gates laughed. He was controlling all the flying windows that were eating up the opposition like a PAC man game. " MWAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!"

" NOOOOO!!!" Sina yelled. He fell to the ground, and hit it hard breaking his spine. " Ow, that will hurt come morning." Around him, there were hardly any people left. Above, the trucks and Britney flew away. " EHHHEHEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEHH!!!!" Britney laughed. " You can't defeat us! You can never defeat us! EHEHHEHEEEEEEE!!!" The witch music began to fade, and the boxes flew into the trucks, and they all flew away leaving Sina, Adit, John, (and not Nurdin who was still at the room where Sina had given his first speech) and ten of their 1200 friends, all bruised, and damaged. The first loss by the rebels, and the first of many gains, for Bill Gates…