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A1 amazing.wav 2284k This is 'Amazing Grace' from Star Trek 2, at Spock's funeral.
A2 barney.wav 102k This is the background music you hear here. If you don't hear it, it's a funny cut and paste of a battle between Barney and the Enterprise.
A3 beamup.wav 40k This is the sound of the transporter beaming somebody up.
A4 bluff.wav 14k Spock: "Vulcans never bluff."
A5 bones3.wav 34k Bones: "What am I, a doctor or a moon shuttle conducter."
A6 bridge.wav 20k Some bridge noises.
A7 cannot.wav 50k Spock: "Without facts, the decision cannot be made logically. You must rely on your human intuition."
A8 communi.wav 10k The sound of a communicator.
A9 deadjim.wav 8k Bones: "He's dead Jim."
A10 doctor1.wav 28k Bones: "I'm a doctor, not an engineer."
Scotty: "Now you're an engineer."
A11 doctor5.wav 15k Bones: "I'm a doctor, not a brick layer."
A12 drain.wav 57k Kirk: "Scotty. As good as your word."
Scotty: "Ay sir. The more they overtake the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain."
A13 dunna.wav 23k Suspenseful music played in some episodes such as The Doomsday Machine.
A14 engage.wav 7k This is the sound the computer makes after acknowledging the order.
A15 fanfare.wav 28k The fanfare theme.
A16 fscnting.wav 6k Spock: "Fascinating!"
A17 genqtrs.wav 17k When the bridge is communicating with one of the quarters.
A18 getalife.wav 40k This is really from Saturday Night Live. William Shatner: "Get a life, will ya people. I'm mean, for crying out loud, it's, it's just a T.V. show.
A19 guess.wav 45k Spock: "Mr. Scott can not give me exact figures Admiral, so I will make a guess."
A20 ilia.wav 23k Ilia: "I'm not programmed to give you that information."
A21 ilogical.wav 5k Spock: "Illogical."
A22 infonot.wav 15k Computer: "That information is not available."
A23 insufacs.wav 36k Spock: "Insufficient facts always invites danger Captain."
A24 intruder.wav 7k Kirk: "Intruder alert!"
A25 khan2.wav 100k Khan: "There she is! There she is! Ahhhh. Not so wounded as we were lead to believe. So much the better."
A26 klaxon.wav 44k The sound made after red alert is initiated.
A27 livelong.wav 121k Spock: "Live long and prosper."
A28 merciful.wav 36k Gorn: "I shall be merciful and quick."
A29 milk.wav 51k This is from a commercial. Scotty: "I've got to have more milk!"
A30 mind.wav 13k Bones: "Are you out of your Vulcan mind?"
A31 molcles.wav 27k Bones: "Crazy way to travel, spreading a mans molecules all over the universe."
A32 no_win.wav 14k Kirk: "I don't believe in the no win scenario."
A33 phasers1.wav 40k Phasers.
A34 power.wav 19k Scotty: "Captain. We're losing power in the warp engines."
A35 pwrdown.wav 29k Powerdown.
A36 ready.wav 13k Sulu: "Forward phasers locked and ready to fire sir."
A37 redalert.wav 27k A different red alert sound.
A38 scanner.wav 67k The noise from a scanner.
A39 scotty4.wav 9k Scotty: "It'll never work like this."
A40 spit.wav 152k Khan: "Now you can't get away. [heavy breathing] From Hell's heart, I stab at thee. For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.
A41 spock.wav 125k This is something you can put on your answering machine.
A42 startrek.wav 461k The introduction to the Star Trek series.
A43 surgeon.wav 60k Scotty: "Here Doctor: souvenirs from one surgeon to another. I took them out of her main transwarp computer drive.
A44 trekdoor.wav 8k Sound of a door opening.
A45 tribble.wav 56k The sound of a tribble purring.
A46 trouble.wav 117k Chekov: "I think we're in a lot of trouble."
Kirk: "That's a great help Mr. Chekov. Bones?"
Bones: "Well I think Mr Chekov is right, we are in a lot of trouble."
Kirk: "Spock? And if you say we're in a lot of trouble..."
Spock: "We are."
A47 unaware.wav 25k Spock: "I am not aware of anyone who fits that description."
A48 upshaft.wav 62k Computer: "Level please."
Scotty: "Tranporter room."
Computer: "Thankyou."
Scotty: "Up your shaft!"
A49 wagon.wav 61k Sulu: "She's supposed to have transwarp drive."
Scotty: "Ay, and if my grandmother had wheels she'd be a wagon."
A50 whales.wav 31k Scotty: "Admiral. There be whales here!"
A51 working.wav 19k Computer: "Working. Affirmative."
A52 alldead.wav 315k This is about the different ways Bones would say "He's dead".
A53 beatyou.wav 46k Khan: Cause I wanted you to know first, who it was who had beaten you.
A54 books.wav 56k Cogley: What's a matter? Don't you like books?
Kirk: Oh I like them fine. But a computer takes less space.
A55 changed.wav 143k Khan: In fact I am surprised how little improvement there has been in human evolution. Oh there has been technical advancement, but uh, how little man himself has changed.
A56 chekov01.wav 31k Chekov: Well not everyone Captain, it's a Russian inwention.
A57 chekov02.wav 29k Chekov: Guess who's coming to dinner.
A58 dowell.wav 42k Khan: It appears that we well do well in your century Captain.
A59 elevator.wav 75k Bones: Who's been holding up the damn elevator?
A60 fightm.wav 48k A clip of the fight music between Kirk and Spock from "Amok Time".
A61 glad.wav 50k Khan: I'm glad you came. Please do it again.
A62 guardian.wav 56k Guardian of Forever: I am the Guardian of Forever.
A63 hand.wav 39k Scotty: I know this ship like the vack of my hand.
CLUNCK - Scotty walks into something.
A64 inferior.wav 72k Khan: Captain, although your abilities intrigue me, you are quite honestly inferior.
A65 khan.wav 43k Kirk: KHAN! ..... KHAN!
A66 khanlong.wav 713k Kirk: Khan you blood sucker! You're going to have to do your own dirty work now. Do you hear me? DO YOU?!?
Khan: Kirk. Kirk, you still alive my old friend.
Kirk: Still, old, friend. You've managed to kill just about everyone else, but like a poor marksman, you keep missing the target.
Khan: Perhaps I no longer need to try Admiral.
(The Genesis device is beamed to Khan's ship)
Kirk: Khan. Khan, you've got Genesis, but you don't have me. You were going to kill me Khan; you're going to have to come down here. You're going to have to come down here!
Khan: I've done far worse than kill you. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her. Marooned for all eternity, in the centre of a dead planet. Buried alive. Buried alive.
Kirk: KHAN!..... KHAN!
A67 kirk01.wav 24k Kirk: Stand by to receive our transmission.
A68 kirk02.wav 18k Kirk: You mind telling me what this is all about mister?
A69 kirk03.wav 12k Kirk: Ahead, warp factor two.
A70 kirk04.wav 14k Kirk: Prepare to attack. All hands, battle stations.
A71 kirk05.wav 36k Kirk: Gentlemen... beam me aboard.
Spock: We can't Captain.
A72 kirk06.wav 37k Kirk: Captain's log, stardate 17 - 0 - 9 - point - 2.
A73 kirk07.wav 54k Kirk: I'm used to the idea of dying. I have no desire to die for the likes of you.
A74 kirk08.wav 8k Kirk: Go to yellow alert.
A75 kirk09.wav 7k Kirk: Intruder alert!
A76 kirk12.wav 11k Kirk: This is damn peculiar.
A77 kirk13.wav 17k Kirk: Least tell me why you want to kill me.
A78 lied.wav 7k Saavik: You lied.
A79 mccoy01.wav 78k Bones: I'm a doctor, not a brick layer.
A80 mccoy03.wav 20k Bones: I'm a doctor, not an engineer.
Scotty: Now you're and engineer.
A81 mccoy04.wav 21k Bones: No I'm a doctor, not a mechanic.
A82 mccoy05.wav 35k Bones: What am I a doctor, or a moon shuttle conductor?
A83 mccoy09.wav 15k Bones: Very impressive.
A84 mccoy10.wav 18k Bones: Oh I find that shocking.
A85 mccoy11.wav 17k Bones: Are you out of your Vulcan mind?
A86 mccoy14.wav 18k Bones: Spock! Do something.
A87 music.wav 144k Music from the end of one of the episodes.
A88 nomaderr.wav 52k Nomad: You are in error. You are a biological unit. You are imperfect.
A89 no-match.wav 63k Khan: I have five times your strength. You're no match for me.
A90 notrib.wav 240k Kirk: Scott, you didn't transport them into space, did you?
Scotty: Captain Kirk! That would be inhuman.
Kirk: Well where are they?
Scotty: I gave them a very good home sir.
Kirk: Where ?!?
Scotty: I gave them to the Klingons sir.
Kirk: You gave them to the Klingons?
Scotty: Aye sir. Before they went into warp, I transported the whole kit'n'kaboodle into their engine room, where they'll be no trible at all.
A91 pike.wav 79k Captain Pike: My name is Christopher Pike. Commander of the space vehicle Enterprise from a stellar group at the other end of this galaxy.
A92 scotsman.wav 153k This one is about Scotty and his engines.
A93 scotty01.wav 16k Scotty: This jury-rigging won't last for long.
A94 scotty02.wav 12k Scotty: Captain! What do we do?
A95 scotty06.wav 59k Scotty: I can't give you warp nine much longer mister Spock. These engines are beginning to show signs of stress.
A96 scotty07.wav 27k Scotty: If we keep this speed we'll blow up any minute now.
A97 scotty08.wav 42k Scotty: If I push these impulse engines too hard in the condition they're in, they'll blow apart.
A98 scotty09.wav 43k Scotty: The emergency bypass control of the matter/anti-matter intergrator is fused.
A99 scotty10.wav 41k Scotty: My bairns. My poor bairns.
A100 scotty11.wav 5k Scotty: Aye sir.
A101 scotty15.wav 26k Scotty: Captain! We're losing power in the warp engines.
A102 spock04.wav 8k Spock: Checkmate.
A103 spock07.wav 46k Spock: Greetings... and felicitations. Hum.
A104 spock08.wav 87k Spock: Hip, hip hurrah. And I believe it's pronouced tally-ho.
A105 spock09.wav 37k Spock: Oh that's ... quite understandable.
A106 spock10.wav 30k Spock: Sir. There's a multi-legged creature crawling on you shoulder.
A107 spock12.wav 19k Spock: That sir, is illogical.
A108 spock15.wav 20k Spock: I speak from pure logic.
A109 spock17.wav 47k Spock: Superior ability breads superior ambition.
A110 trek.wav 44k A funny little cut and past wav that I found on the web.
A111 weknow.wav 18k Bones: We know what a Klingon is.
A112 xcelent.wav 9k Khan: Excellent.
A113 beamfast.wav 20k Kirk: Scotty! Beam us up fast.

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