My Theses, Theories, + Stuff
Basically this is me calling things as I see them or want to see them, questioning what I don't understand, and complaining about stuff that gets my undies in a bunch!
"Topics of Discussion" range from TV shows to movies to commercials to other. Pretty much anything is fair game if I feel like rambling on about it.
If you pay a little bit of attention when you read these, you can probably tell when I was attempting to sound intellectual and when I was on a sugar and/or caffeine high. Here's some hints. If the writing seems tangible, makes some sense, or is passably coherent, it's was me using my noodle. When the passage starts to ramble, sounds like babble, or begins to sound like it was written by a 6 yr. old psychopath whose apple juice was spiked, it's most likely sugar and/or caffeine induced.
Here it goes:
- Why Tommy McQuaid is the scarier of the two McQuaid brothers
- Why "Champagne High" has some of the funniest "21Jump Street" scenes I have ever seen
- Why Kyle Russell, Jarod's brother on "Pretender", is not dead
- Why "War", an episode from "Le Femme Nikita", is one of the funniest episodes from "LFN" that I've ever seen
- Why Adam Marquez from "Asteroid" is not dead
- Why I don't watch "The Adventures of Sinbad" anymore
- Why I dislike Cassandra from "Highlander"
- Why I love "Blue's Clues"
- Why Dwayne Hicks from "Aliens" is not dead
- Why Batman is Better than Superman
- Why "the Simpson's" is probably the greatest cartoon show of all times
- Why I didn't like the final "Sienfeld" episode
- Why Mustafa from the first episode of "The Adventures of Sinbad" is not dead
- Why Bruce Campbell deserves my love
- Why Riche Ryan from "Highlander" is not dead
- Why Nick from "The Stand" is not dead
- Where immortals from "Highlander" put their swords when they're not using them
- Why Skittles, Cherry Coke, and computer typing is a bad combination
- Why Michael's son, from "Le Femme Nikita" is not dead
Don't worry, I'm sure there will be more things added, it's just going to take some time to answer all of these. (Especially with my short attention span!)
A Word (or more) to the Whys(Wise)!
(I know, that's not punny!)
If you, yes you, have any comments to say about this section, anything I cover, or just feel like writing to the grand, wonderful, Scout the Great (no, I didn't bring any souvenirs back from that ego trip) then go ahead and e-mail me! Do you have something you don't understand (e.g. Why are the nutritional values on a bag of microwave popcorn for unpopped popcorn?) that you think I should rattle on about? E-mail me! As you can probably tell I wouldn't mind any feedback that you have to give so go ahead and write me. Go on, I dare ya!
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the TV shows, movies, actors, actresses, products, or cartoon characters that were mentioned above. Any of the ideas expressed are not necessarily those of Geocities or any of their sponsors. I just do this for fun, so if I have offended anyone, I am sorry.
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