Mark the Deranged Lunatic and the Shaggin' Wagon
Only Shaggin' Wagon pictured.
Let me just first say this... OK, now that that is out of the way, we can move on to the reasons for this page. This page is dedicated to the epitome of automobiles, the Shaggin' Wagon!!! It is owned by Mark the Deranged Lunatic and resides out in his driveway. Well, actually it's his parents' driveway, he just lives there. Well, not in the driveway, in the house next to the driveway. Anywho, I love this car and I want to share the magicalness that is the Shaggin' Wagon. My first ride in it was out to buy oil for my Grandpa's car at MEIJERS. Well, the car wasn't at MEIJERS, the oil was there. Grandpa's car was in the driveway. Not MEIJERS driveway but the driveway of Mark's parents. Ohhhhh, my head. So to keep things moving, er, should I say to try to keep things moving, that was the first time that I had a joy ride in the Shaggin' Wagon. So, until I get a pic of this esteemed "Masterpiece of Metal", I'll just give you what info I can.
| Model: |
Chevy Malibu |
Year: |
1983 |
Oddities: |
- Left turn signal does not turn off by itself.
- The radio is only about 6 years old.
- The air conditon is broken.
- The cruise control is broken.
- SOME of the little lines in the backwindow for the
rear defroster work.
- It is an economics book that is used to hold up the
rear window.
- The compartment collects water.
- The window washer is broken so I have a spray bottle!
- It smokes when you turn it off.
- It shakes a little when you turn right.
- The shocks are non existent.
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The beloved Shaggin' Wagon reached the 200,000 mile mark on New Year's Eve!!!!!! That deserves a big WooooooooHooooooooo! Isn't that amazing! Mark lovingly sent me a pic of it. But I still haven't got it off the disk yet. Now I gotta find it back, tee hee. (That's what eating paint will do to you.) I can't believe it! I am so proud! Now guess what? You think that I was proud enough before to get mist-eyed? How about that the Shaggin' Wagon is up to 202,000 miles! That lil' baby of ours just keeps truckin'!!!!!
That's the list that was sent to me straight from the owner himself. I was off in my previous list but like I have said before, it's the chemicals in my Photography class. They mess with my head. I can't even remember if I put on underwear this morning. I love the Shaggin' Wagon.
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Disclaimer: I don't own any rights or junk to the Chevy Malibu. I am not affiliated with Chevy or people that Chevy is affiliated with. I just wanted to write about Mark's mode of transportation. And just so that you know, the ideas expressed here are not meant to offend anyone. Oh and Geocities and its sponsors may not share the ideas expressed here in my own diluted world where I am Queen. Oh and also buy American!
The End.