FAQs ABOUT THIS SITE
Due to the overwhelming volume of email that I receive every day, it is important for you to know how I can be reached.
If you are offering a proposal for marriage; you will need to submit a complete biography and employment history so that I may be better able to make a satisfactory assessment of your qualifications.  I have provided a page for you to use as a format.  Please mark MARRIAGE PROPOSAL in the subject area of your email.

If you are from the media and need to reach me for an interview; type MEDIA in the subject area of your email.

If you need to reach me immediately; type URGENT in the subject area of your email and I'll be sure to delete it immediately.
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With that being said there should no longer be any more confusion.
Q:  What is this site all about?
A:  It's not about anything.  I'm just having fun.

Q:  Who are you?
A:  I'm just your average run of the mill American citizen using my freedom of speech and creative talents to exploit that I'm cute, humorous, and terribly witty.

Q:  Do you really think that you will rule the earth?
A:  It could happen.  Never say never.

Q:  How much time have you spent in the psychiatric hospital?
A:  The people in my head have requested that I not answer that question on the basis that it may incriminate me.

Q:  Tember, your site stinks.
A:  That's opinion, not a question.  The only opinion that matters is mine.

Name:  Tember
Age: Thirty-ish
Height:  5" 3'
Hair:  Auburn
Eyes:  Green
Occupation:  Student
Status:  Widow
City:  Norfolk
State:  Virginia
DISCLAIMER
If you choose to contact me whether it be through private message, instant message, or email you acknowledge that I own all the rights to the entire contents of your message. 
*You also agree to make your email address publicly available on this site or any other site
* You agree that it is ok for me or anyone else to slander you on this site or any other site.
Please know that contacting me may result in slander, mocking, or belittlement for my own enjoyment.
* By sending me hate mail or nasty instant messages you are requesting me to defame you.
If you do not agree with these rules then don't send me hate mail or instant messages.