FRANK model DCM2500
		28 April 2003 to 01 October 2003
	Frank went home to be with the Lord 01 October 2003.  Frank was an inspiration to all who knew him. Frank loved to laugh and make others laugh.  He was loved by all who knew him and will be greatly missed.  He was the son of the honorable model #E-1066 Black and Decker coffee machine and the late model #E-1060 White.  He was predeceased by his sister, Mary model #E-1550 Taupe.  Frank leaves behind his loving wife Elsie Moo Cow Tea Kettle who will miss his beautiful aroma and the shine in his handle.  Besides his wife, he is survived by three sons Robbie model ODC150N, Chip model DCM550, and Ernie model DKS700 all of Chesapeake Hospital Cafeteria on Battlefield Blvd. A funeral will be held on Wednesday at 5 p.m. at curb side just in time for Thursday's a.m. trash pick-up, with April Gonash from the customer care center of Home Depot.com, officiating.  Burial will follow there after and a celebration of his lifetime accomplishments to be sponsered by the Greene family of whom he was in service to. Condolences may be expressed at your local Home Depot Center or online at www.homedepot.com If Frank could speak to you today, this is what he would say, "Don't weep for me, for I have passed from death unto life.  I am whole again and living in my brand new home.  So rejoice and praise the Lord for I'm resting in God's hands." In lieu of flowers, memorial donations may be made to Alcohol Anonymous at Prince of Peace Church on Cedar Road of Chesapeake. The family would like to thank the engineering department of Black and Decker for their attention to detail and Mike, the UPS guy for his gentle care during delivery.