WHO IS STEALING MY STATIONARY?
Yay, that was my answer too!!!
1.  It's those underware gnomes, again.
What are we going to do about Paul?
2.  It's Paul the pencil fiend, my colleague.
Am I?  Take a look in the mirror.
3.  You're just crazy/messy/forgetful.
Elves ARE groovy, aren't they!!!
4.  Elves are still groovy with their pointy ears and green tights.
Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street?
5.  Ernie is just the fallguy for Oscar the Grouch.
Mmmmm, mayonnaise.
6.  Mayonnaise.
Feel the breeze blow as you click to vote...
7.  I really wouldn't want to say, cuz I'm a Chinese Elm.
Are you retaaaaded?
8.  You what?
9.  I can't believe it's not butter. butter?  Is that your final answer?
Smores, yummy.
10.  It's the malevolent marshmallows from Mars.
One number 2 pencil please.
11.  How attached to a pencil can you get?
La la la la la la la la la laaaaaaa
12.  It's that Ferengi, Quark.