The Lily Crested Crown of Clovis the First
Legend Contributed by: Kyle Ammon
Olmec: One of the wiliest rulers of the Dark Ages was Clovis the First,
the founder of France. In the late 400s, he defeated the Romans and
conquered the other Dreaminc tribes to create a french kingdom. But It
was not easy. Once, his army was pushed back to the banks of a great
river: the Rine. Legend has it the german king sent a messenger.
Messenger: My master says you are trapped and cannot escape. He bids
you surrender.
Clovis: I'd rather chew glass!
Olmec: But minutes later when arrows began to rain down on them,
Clovis' general panicked.
General: Sire, we're outnumbered, our backs are to the river, and these
arrows are making my helmet a pin cushion. If we do not surrender,
they will cut us to ribbons!
Clovis: No way! We'll cross the river.
General: But sire, the water is deep. And in our armor we'll drown or
rust!
Clovis: Stop whining you nay-saying ninny, and follow me!
Olmec: And with that, Clovis ran into the water and to everyone's
astonishment, did NOT sink! The amazed germans dropped their arms and
ran.
General: How did you do that sire?
Clovis: It's a sandbar. I knew the water was shallow by the lilies
growing there.
Olmec: Because the lilies saved him, Clovis changed his emblem from
three toads to three lilies, and added them to his crown. You're quest
is to find the lily crested crown of Clovis the First and bring it back
here!
Kirk: Alright, so tell us, where is this crown, Olmec?
Olmec: The Lily Crested Crown of Clovis the First can be found in the
Quicksand Bog!