F.A.Q.
The Temple Of The Clown
We recently interviewed ourselves to answer your all important annoying questions. Heres what we had to say:
1Q:
I'D LIKE TO JOIN TOC, CAN I?
yes,
5 dollar cover charge.
agreed.
2Q:
ARE YOU GUYS SATANISTS?
who?
i
think they make pickles.
3Q:
YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!?
man...
this
is gayer than that one "god" person they're always talking about.
4Q:
WHAT IS TOC ALL ABOUT?
cheesecake.
definately
cheescake.
5Q:
DO YOU WORSHIP ICP?
yeah,
we Itch Cats Pussies all the time. doesn't everyone?
i
know i do.
6Q:
WHAT'S WITH ALL THE HATE?
whats
with all the stupidity.
it's
not about hate. it's about the love between you and i...that time we shared
popsicles in the park....ahh..memories.
7Q:
DO YOU HATE EVERYONE?
ok,
i'll Tackle this question! I hate you unless I have a reason not to.
fags.
8Q:
WHY ARE YOU SO NEGATIVE?
whats
makes you think we're negative!!?
I
like to look at mass murder as a positive thing...
9Q:
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN US?
oh,
right, you think your special.
we
don't think about it...we're well aware of the fact.
10Q:
WHY CLOWNS?
the
coffee's free.
personally
i like the free krumpets & tea.
11Q:
ARE YOU JUST SOME LAME INTERNET GROUP?
Only
during the day, at night we arrange super bowl and birthday partys at the
club house.
yeah
i'd say we're pretty lame. but not only online.
12Q:
IS HARLI A FAT BITCH?
Goodness.
I'm washing your mouth out with soap.
shes
hot.
13Q:
YOU'RE PROBABLY JUST "FREAKS AND GOTHS"?!
thats
not a question. my favorite color is pink.
purple
is better.
14Q:
ARE YOU ALL 12 OR SOMETHING?
I've
got 12 cookies, if that counts.
i'll
have you know that i turned 8 yesterday. don't fuck with me bitch.
15Q:
WHAT EXACTLY IS TOC THEN?
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16Q:
IS THIS JUST FOR NERDS?
do
you beleive the gradual increase of online commerce is contributing to
the downfall of soceitys morals?
we're
geeks not nerds...nerds are higher up than geeks...how about them trekkies?
17Q:
IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE?
are
you laughing?
what
do you see.
Still
unsatisfied? Shove a squeaky nose up your ass.
