FcSx: people lover huh?
HarliQuinade: i love people so
much...

FcSx: i can tell from your info
FcSx: lol
HarliQuinade: i see
FcSx: lol
FcSx: hi
FcSx: i'm ron
HarliQuinade: hello
HarliQuinade: i am a cat
FcSx: how are you?
HarliQuinade: tired
FcSx: as in feline qualities?
HarliQuinade: as in i'm a cat
FcSx: 4 legs and all
FcSx: ?
HarliQuinade: yup
FcSx: so if i bite you on the neck
we can have sex?

HarliQuinade: hmm
HarliQuinade: doubtfull
FcSx: that's how cats do
HarliQuinade: though i might slit
your throat if you're lucky

FcSx: cept i don't think they discuss
it first

FcSx: damn you are a sweety
HarliQuinade: no
HarliQuinade: yes
FcSx: cats have no hands to hold a
knofe

HarliQuinade: wanna bet
FcSx: i've seen a cat or two
FcSx: never seen a hand on one
HarliQuinade: i recall one..
FcSx: either are or aren't
HarliQuinade: walking around in
vinyl...

HarliQuinade: she had hands
FcSx: oh, a customized cat
FcSx: i see
HarliQuinade: her name was
catwoman

FcSx: but she wasn't a cat
HarliQuinade: sure she was
FcSx: she was a catWOM
HarliQuinade: shes a bitch
FcSx: really?
HarliQuinade: yes
FcSx: why is that?
HarliQuinade: because shes a
woman

HarliQuinade: and all women are
bitches

FcSx: i thought you said she was a
cat?

HarliQuinade: i'm not being pc
FcSx: lol
FcSx: ik
FcSx: ok
FcSx: if you were a female cat, and
me being a tom, i should be able to
bite your neck and have sex with
you

FcSx: that is, if you were a cat
FcSx: catwomen are different
FcSx: they cut throats and shit
HarliQuinade: if you have me bend
over and lift up my skirt you shuld
be able to have sex with me

HarliQuinade: i'm only8
FcSx: omg
FcSx: bye
HarliQuinade: by the way
FcSx: ts
HarliQuinade: you have been had
HarliQuinade: by the jesus clown
cult

FcSx: hows that?
HarliQuinade: because you are
now damned

FcSx: i've been damned since i was
born

FcSx: anything worse?
HarliQuinade: hahahahaha
FcSx: i could use some bad luck
HarliQuinade: hahahahahahaha
FcSx: broke all my mirrors
HarliQuinade: pathetic
HarliQuinade: weak
FcSx: walked under ladders
HarliQuinade: lame
FcSx: crossed black cat trails
FcSx: anything to get some luck
FcSx: good or bad
FcSx: nothing works
HarliQuinade: i am a 48 year old
man

HarliQuinade: you need to get off
the computer my friend

FcSx: you being 8, you should be
able to give me some tips on life

FcSx: are you gay?
HarliQuinade: no
FcSx: herlequin?
HarliQuinade: no
FcSx: gay gay gay
HarliQuinade: no
HarliQuinade: no
HarliQuinade: no
FcSx: like them boys huh?
FcSx: it's ok
HarliQuinade: hahahaha
HarliQuinade: yes i do
HarliQuinade: cause i'm a girl
FcSx: if you call them they'll come
HarliQuinade: oh no wait
HarliQuinade: i'm a cat
FcSx: are you a man girl or cat?
HarliQuinade: oh no wait
HarliQuinade: i'm jesus
FcSx: you really are a man
HarliQuinade: want to show me
how much you love me bitch

HarliQuinade: hahaha
HarliQuinade: or am i mary
FcSx: a gay man who likes boys
FcSx: and hates women
HarliQuinade: or am i just a
teenager?

HarliQuinade: a misanthropist
FcSx: a gay teenager who likes boys
HarliQuinade: i am after all a
woman

FcSx: of course you are
FcSx: a cat too
HarliQuinade: hahahahaha
HarliQuinade: hahahaha
HarliQuinade: hahaha
FcSx: and a 48 yr old man
HarliQuinade: jesus clown will
forever reign on high

FcSx: you are a megamorph
HarliQuinade: for the dark carnival
has come to take your pathetic soul
away

FcSx: with an anal fixation
FcSx: my soul is spoken for
HarliQuinade: and prophesize your
love and lies

FcSx: fight for it if you want
though

HarliQuinade: and ignorance,
through which you cannot see

HarliQuinade: that i am just a
clown, thriving in apathy

HarliQuinade: hahahahahaha
FcSx: ignorance? a gay man speaks
to me of ignorance?

FcSx: buttpirate
HarliQuinade: i am not a gay man
FcSx: assmaster
HarliQuinade: i am most truely a
girl

HarliQuinade: my name?
FcSx: are you?
FcSx: what is your name?
FcSx: azriel?
HarliQuinade: oh why thanks for
asking mr. homophobic

FcSx: lol
FcSx: cute
HarliQuinade: no its lily
FcSx: ron
FcSx: how are you lily?
FcSx: age?
HarliQuinade: azriel? where the
hell did you pull that out of?

FcSx: cat name
HarliQuinade: i'm a mutha fuckin
clown

HarliQuinade: i'm fine
HarliQuinade: and ageless
FcSx: you are around 12?
HarliQuinade: hahahahaha
HarliQuinade: yeah, uh huuuuh
FcSx: well?
FcSx: how old are you?
HarliQuinade: i am ageless
FcSx: ok
FcSx: have you ever engaged in
heterosexual intercourse?

HarliQuinade: hmm
HarliQuinade: hmmm
HarliQuinade: hmmmmmmmmm
HarliQuinade: sex?
HarliQuinade: sex?
FcSx: no?
HarliQuinade: who the fuck jhasnt
had sex by their 200th birthday

FcSx: haha
FcSx: ok
FcSx: i'll bite
HarliQuinade: well except maybe
jesus...

HarliQuinade: the hell if you will
HarliQuinade: i'm taken
HarliQuinade: branded and all
FcSx: oh really?
HarliQuinade: it says property
of...on my ass

FcSx: who could brand the ageless?
HarliQuinade: alpha, the first
FcSx: i am omega
FcSx: let me be last
FcSx: or next, lol
HarliQuinade: i am ortega, let me
be the taco

FcSx: lol
FcSx: you are a kid
HarliQuinade: no, i am a clown
HarliQuinade: i am sensless
FcSx: dunno the but you are
sharp, i'll give you that

HarliQuinade: i make you laugh
FcSx: yes you do
HarliQuinade: through riddles and
tricks, i hide my story

FcSx: but i gotta go, need to speak
w/the opposite ssex

FcSx: be good
HarliQuinade: are you not a man?
FcSx: yes i is
HarliQuinade: then i is the
opposite sex

FcSx: lol
HarliQuinade: why you trying to
say i'm a fucking guy?

FcSx: but too young and taken
HarliQuinade: fuck you mutha
fucka

FcSx: you said you were a guy
FcSx: i didn't
HarliQuinade: i'm sexier than
fucking....catwoman

HarliQuinade: fuck i am
catwoman!

FcSx: you are?
HarliQuinade: i'm too fucking
good for you

HarliQuinade: i just want your soul
bitch boy

FcSx: buttmonster?
HarliQuinade: thats you
FcSx: sorry, anti-me
HarliQuinade: i refuse to ever
participate in any anal activities

FcSx: cool
HarliQuinade: sorry to disappoint
your very very very harsh insults

HarliQuinade: lol
FcSx: insults?
FcSx: interrogatives maybe
FcSx: not insults
HarliQuinade: i saw them as insults
FcSx: sorry
HarliQuinade: well give me your
soul like a good boy

FcSx: maybe should have left the
48 yr old man out

FcSx: haha
HarliQuinade: perhaps
FcSx: gotta fight for that
HarliQuinade: give me your soul
FcSx: duh, ok
HarliQuinade: and i will make your
life everything you dream of

FcSx: how so?
FcSx: i dream of sex
HarliQuinade: tell me your desires,
and they will come true

FcSx: i desire sex
HarliQuinade: then give me your
soul and you will have sex, within
the next month

HarliQuinade: i promise
FcSx: lol
FcSx: i'll do that anyway
HarliQuinade: within the next 48
hrs

HarliQuinade: better?
HarliQuinade: but not just sex...
HarliQuinade: i mean,lustfull, hot ,
passionate sex

FcSx: ?
HarliQuinade: your desires
FcSx: how about next 2 hrs?
FcSx: lol
HarliQuinade: now give me your
soul

HarliQuinade: ok
HarliQuinade: give me your soul
FcSx: duh, ok
HarliQuinade: in 2 hrs you will
FcSx: here
HarliQuinade: write it
FcSx: heres my soul, in this box
FcSx: how?
HarliQuinade: you give it to
whom?

HarliQuinade: {me}
FcSx: to you a mastress of cats
HarliQuinade: you give your soul...
FcSx: harliquinade lily
FcSx: yes, in exchange for sex
HarliQuinade: alright then
FcSx: good sex
HarliQuinade: go out
FcSx: not barfly sex
HarliQuinade: have fun
FcSx: duh, i do that already
HarliQuinade: talk to you later...i
have shit to do

FcSx: give me back my soul
HarliQuinade: no
FcSx: charlatan
HarliQuinade: nopes
HarliQuinade: mine
FcSx: i gave you the contents of my
toilet anyway

FcSx: keep it
HarliQuinade: hahaha
HarliQuinade: no
HarliQuinade: you gave me your
soul

HarliQuinade: goodbye