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An excerpt:
As you already know from having read the previous nineteen chapters, I have a belief, simple as it is, that you can fulfill your life's dreams and ambitions through the glorious path of Big Eating.  What do I mean by Big Eating?  I mean eating as much as you can for as long as you can, day in and day out.  "But Hugo, won't I gain weight?" many unenlightened people ask me.  "Nonsense!" is my reply.  You won"t notice a little thing like weight gain anyway once you've reached the High Plains of Ultra-Wealth and Prosperity by following my golden Path.  Following the Path is hard work:  early hours, late nights spent cramming, and hours of hard eating in between.  I found following the Path a little expensive too but certainly cheaper than a university education (as we calculated in Chapter Seven,  "Greatness at What Cost:  Calories or Classroom Credits?").  I'm  sharing the following diary so that you can read how I achieved Super-Wealth and Accolades simply by eating more, I guess a whole lot more, than four square meals a day.
Did you know that your body, no matter in what state it is at present, is your greatest tool for acquiring wealth, power, mind control and sexual prowess?  However, you must feed yourself the necessary GreatnessFuels:  high fat, high-calorie power foods.  Turn yourself into the equivalent of a nitro-burning funny car by swallowing all of the richest, sweetest, fattiest foods your can get your (soon to be) greasy mitts on.  Any food that would burn with a smoky black flame is what we're after.
Day One
I have been eating almost non-stop since dawn and it is now nearly seven in the evening.  I have an acute pain in my lower right side.  I think maybe that tray of unbaked muffins I had for breakfast has been trying to break loose.  I feel great.  I feel Positive that I have increased my potential for SupremeExcellence.  I'm going to try to stay awake so that I can finish my last pound of bacon.  Tomorrow is a big day.
Day Two
I had to get up several times during the night because I didn't feel so good.  I'm no quitter and I'm not about to let a little puking session (okay, so it was four hours) slow me down.  I'm on my way to the top.  After I finish playing with some cold bacon I'm going to have breakfast.
Later:breakfast was (still is, I guess, because I'm still at it) good.  I thought cocoa and butter folded into a tub of lard would be a good way to start things off.  A tub of lard by itself is a lot for one person to eat and I'm still chowing away (it's 3:30 PM).  I know it is maybe a bit premature but I feel something deep within me.  Call it The Will to be Superb, call it Unleashed Excellence, call it The Power Movement Principle, whatever the name I can feel it.  The more I eat the better I am becoming:  Better, Stronger, and more Super-Deluxe than ever before!
In the next installment:  Day Three - the make or break hump.  Stay tuned!