MST 4k

Characters

Noir Mulray

Slash Myers

"You know how to spellcheck, don't you? Just put your finger to the mouse and...click"

Age: 15...ish Calm and smoother than a new widow, this MSTer is the most level-headed of the bunch, shares a childhood friendship with Scifi. Favorite movie: The Maltese Falcon

"They're coming to get you, Barbara..."

Age: 17 Wise beyond his years, Slasher Vendetta Septimus Myersky is the most hot-tempered, most of his constant irritation springing from the fact that people keep mistaking his name for Slash fanfiction. Favorite movie: Psycho

Kaiju Eiga

Scifi Macready

"You have your fear, which might become reality; and you have Godzilla, which IS reality"

Age: 9 The youngest of the team, he often has to be protected, despite the fact that he can burn a hole in a steel plate with his breath. Favorite movie: Remains of the day Real favorite movie: Chikyu Boeigun

"Now toddle off and fly your flying machine."

Age: 15 Too articulate to run heavy machinery, too insufferably boring to riff professionally, Scifi is stuck monitoring the MSTers and cooking their hamdingers. Has a friend from AV club named Todd who breathes out his mouth, everyone knows somone like this.

Todd.

"The Todd likes."

Todd runs the camera, should he ever step in front of it, millions of lunches would be lost simultaneously.