One nice summer day, Heero and Relena Yuy(yeah, they're married) went for a drive. The birds were singing their little birdy music, and the sun was shining. So they dropped off their kids at Quatre's house, despite his weak protest that he couldn't handle Heero and Relena's demon spawn children one more time. So they're driving, and the car is really quiet. Then Relena turns to Heero and says, "Sorry, Love, but I have to tell you something." She says seriously. Heero turns to his wife and smiles. "Sure, snookums." (*about this time, AnimeCat is getting a tad nervous about this fic...*) She doesn't smile. "I'm having an affair with Duo." (*AnimeCat ponders what she just wrote and bangs her head on her keyboard a few times. ick ick ick ick...*) The smile vanishes, but Heero doesn't say anything. He looks back to the road and speeds up a litttle bit. "And I want a divorce." Heero says nothing, just speeds up a little more. Relena doesn't notice. "I want full custody of Reena, Helen, and Madison.(1)" Heero says nothing, just speeds up a little more. They are *really* coasting at this point. "I want the house(2), the car, and the boat." Heero says nothing, just speeds up a little more. They are sort of heading off the road. "I want you to pay for it all." Heero begins to smile ever-so-slightly. He speeds up again. Relena casually looks at the speedometer. The little arrow is well into the 100 and 10's at this point. "Did you hear a word I just said?" She snapped, annoyed. "Yes." Heero monotones. They are totally off the road at this point. Heading at a very fast speed toward a phone pole. "Well??" He turns back to her and gives her an *evil* smile. Just before they collide with certain death (ha!!), Heero leans over and says, "I've got the airbag." @--->---- 1- The names are real names I got from a book. Madison means 'son of a soldier', so, why not, eh? 2- She abdicated from Sanq, right? If not, lets just say she did.