| In the life of a Cat |
4.9.2002
Hello, my name is Spaz. This is my first diary. The people I live with are scary.
12.9.2002
Today, one of my owners was being really scary. Like, I think she was really confused and thought she was a cat just like me! She hid behind a door, so I got all brave and stuff and stalked her with my mighty skills. But then she jumped out at me and scared me! So I poofed up!
13.9.2002
Well, I'm going to be gone for a whole week. Lauren had to take me to her house this weekend, then I have to stay there because some men are coming to fix my air conditioner. I don't understand why these men are not allowed to see me. Maybe I'm just too cute for them to look at.
5.11.2002
You know, I really love to lick people's noses. I like to jump on them while they are sleeping, lick their nose, then attack their feet!! After attacking the feet, I run into the bathroom and ... ATTACK THE TOILET PAPER! Then I purr and be sweet and pretend like nothing happened, so they pet me.
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