SirAlexTheFirst: ~~~~~~~LES GO~~~~~~~~~`

AndrewRogue: ~Nellix!~

SirAlexTheFirst: <Yes?>

AndrewRogue: ~What are the pillars?~

SirAlexTheFirst: <Why do you want to know that?>

AndrewRogue: ~So I can quit wandering around like an idiot.~

AndrewRogue: ~Oh, and maybe so I know if anything Mab said is true.~

SirAlexTheFirst: <How will you know that for certain, if you don't trust me?>

AndrewRogue: ~Enough with the mind games. If you lie about the pillars, then I'm no worse off than I am now. And, in fact, pursuing them is even more useless.~

SirAlexTheFirst: Long silence.

AndrewRogue: ~If you won't answer then just say so.~

AndrewRogue: *Aria is... not angry per se. But sharp. Snappish.*

SirAlexTheFirst: <The pillars are people. Five people.>

AndrewRogue: ~And who are they, what are they or what can they do?~

SirAlexTheFirst: <They anchor the world around them.>

AndrewRogue: ~Anchor the world around them?~

SirAlexTheFirst: <Yes.>

AndrewRogue: ~What does that mean?~

SirAlexTheFirst: <Reality warps around them to their desires. Call it fate, call it illusion, call it what you will. It is not unlike what you yourself have done.>

AndrewRogue: ~So like Mab. Or Marion. Or myself. So am I one of the pillars? Or simply similar to them?~

SirAlexTheFirst: <What do you think?>

AndrewRogue: ~I think there aren't many people with that power.~

AndrewRogue: ~And six seems like a very arbitrary number.~

SirAlexTheFirst: <Six?>

AndrewRogue: (That made more sense in my head) ~Seems arbitrary to pick, say, five out of six people who have a power like that to be the ones that should be stopped.~

SirAlexTheFirst: <And?>

AndrewRogue: ~I think Mab might, just maybe, have been telling the truth in calling me a pillar. Was she?~

SirAlexTheFirst: <What if she was?>

AndrewRogue: ~Then I don't know what the hell you wanted. And I really don't care. Seems silly to put one of your apparent threats against the others.~

AndrewRogue: *cruel

AndrewRogue: *mental shrug* ~But whatever. I don't care who anyone else thinks I am.~

SirAlexTheFirst: <Good.>

AndrewRogue: ~And yet you still won't answer me one way or another?~

AndrewRogue: ~Fine. I'll solve this my way.~

SirAlexTheFirst: <Do you need someone else to tell you who you are?>

AndrewRogue: ~I don't care who I am. I care where at least 4 other pillars are.~

SirAlexTheFirst: <I know that there are five, and I know what they do. I don't know who they all are, or even if they are all in existence yet.>

AndrewRogue: ~Right. Thank you.~

SirAlexTheFirst: <Are you happy?>

AndrewRogue: ~What?~

SirAlexTheFirst: <Wrong question. My apologies.>

Dark Japheth: (It wasn't wrong. :P)

AndrewRogue: ~...no. What do you mean?~

SirAlexTheFirst: <You asked me but a short time ago 'Why me?'. Are you happy?>

AndrewRogue: ~My whole world is crashing down around me. I'm losing everyone around me. I'm surrounded by things that look helpless at times.~

AndrewRogue: ~I'm happy as I can be right now.~ *she sighs and knocks on Lea's door*

SirAlexTheFirst: <I chose you because I thought you could handle it. That you could handle such things, and survive, and not lose hope.>

AndrewRogue: ~Then you chose correctly.~

SirAlexTheFirst: <As far as I'm concerned, you're a pillar.>

SirAlexTheFirst: Lea answers the door after a second. "Hey."

AndrewRogue: ~Fine.~ "Hey Lea." *she smiles* "Mind if I... I don't know. Sit, talk, nap, something?"

SirAlexTheFirst: "Sure, come on in."

SirAlexTheFirst: She shuts the door behind you.

AndrewRogue: "What a mess this all is."

AndrewRogue: *she sits down wherever the first place that presents itself is*

SirAlexTheFirst: "Do you think Zao will be all right?"

AndrewRogue: "No."

AndrewRogue: *she sighs* "I... think he's screwed."

SirAlexTheFirst: Lea looks sad. "Do you think Bandon will be all right?"

AndrewRogue: "He's... maybe safer than any of us. Mab... she... seems to like him."

Dark Japheth: HEh

Dark Japheth: (Sorry. >.> Found that funny)

SirAlexTheFirst: "....do you think anyone is going to be safe with her HERE?"

AndrewRogue: "No. But I'm not sure if its any safer with me trying anything here or now. Hunter may have been stupid at times, but he wasn't bad in a fight. And Mab apparently won soundly."

SirAlexTheFirst: "Yeah, he was." Lea shakes her head and sighs. "I feel like... she's just... eating everyone here, and nobody wants to DO anything about it."

AndrewRogue: *she closes her eyes* "You're right."

AndrewRogue: "...do you have a weapon on you Lea?"

SirAlexTheFirst: "No. Bandon took all of them."

AndrewRogue: *she sighs* "I don't even know if something like that would be useful against her anyway. Maybe you should leave now Lea. Just... go somewhere safe."

SirAlexTheFirst: "Weren't you just talking to me a while ago about how we should be happy, and not give up?" Lea scoots over and gives you a friendly hug. "Come on, don't talk like that."

AndrewRogue: "Lea... Zao was right about one thing. If I... If I actually attack Mab, I don't know what else the rest of you can do besides be in danger."

SirAlexTheFirst: "We can help, of course." She looks at you stramgely. "Did you sneak a weapon in here somehow?"

AndrewRogue: "I... think I have the only weapon that is really dangerous against her. Myself."

AndrewRogue: *she sighs* "I don't know what she can do, but I think I can at least negate it."

SirAlexTheFirst: "Aria, I don't know what you're talking about. Mab is a woman, not some sort of unkillable ghost that sucks life from people just by walking past them."

SirAlexTheFirst: Lag check...

AndrewRogue: (None)

AndrewRogue: *Aria... chuckles* "She's... something more than a woman I think. And... heh... she can at least suck my life from me by walking by me."

SirAlexTheFirst: "But... Bandon... and Mab..."

AndrewRogue: "I don't know. There are... there are some strange people."

AndrewRogue: "She's not normal though. She tore out Hunter's soul. She tried to eat mine. She's dangerous." *she shrugs*

AndrewRogue: "I don't want you hurt too."

SirAlexTheFirst: "So you want me to run away and sit back while you run in and fight and maybe die? Like hell. I can take care of myself, Aria. I'm not stupid."

AndrewRogue: *she sighs* "I guess I shouldn't have hoped or expected otherwise, huh?"

SirAlexTheFirst: "If anyone should be running here, it's you. You heard Mab, she wants you bad. And... I really hate to say it, but.... as far as I know, you're just a young woman with no combat training, little experience...

SirAlexTheFirst: You're not even of age yet, are you? And how many people want you dead?"

AndrewRogue: (brb bathroom calls!)

SirAlexTheFirst: Lea shakes her head. "I'm not leaving you unless you absolutely promise that you won't come back or get messed up in any of this ever again. And even then I'd like to stick around and... well.. be friends."

AndrewRogue: (Back.)

AndrewRogue: (And be friends eh? </insert stupid joke here>)

SirAlexTheFirst: (I'm sure Gorth is laughing at the massive yuritasticness of this conversation.)

AndrewRogue: "I... have a lot more combat training than you think. And yes, she does want me, so it makes sense that I face her. And far, far too many people want me dead."

Dark Japheth: (Gorth is laughing so hard it isn't even funny)

Dark Japheth: (And yes, she does want me, so it makes sense that I face her.--- WIN THOUGH)

SirAlexTheFirst: "I want you, too. But alive, please."

AndrewRogue has left the room.

SirAlexTheFirst: (Lag check?)

Dark Japheth: (I have no lag.)

Dark Japheth: (None. Although Andrew is dead and I am sad.)

AndrewRogue has entered the room.

SirAlexTheFirst: (There's been major lag on my end all night, thogh I've been dealing.)

AndrewRogue: (Sorry. Power died.)

SirAlexTheFirst: (See, he's getting kicked, too)

SirAlexTheFirst: (Oh.)

Dark Japheth: (Damnzor.)

SirAlexTheFirst: Last line: "I want you, too. But alive, please."

AndrewRogue has left the room.

AndrewRogue has entered the room.

SirAlexTheFirst: (Shut up, PF, I typed that without seeing Gorth's comment.)

Dark Japheth: Heh, Alex, you keep killing him.

AndrewRogue: Okay. Last couple lines please?

AndrewRogue: My power decided to be cute.

Dark Japheth: SirAlexTheFirst: Last line: "I want you, too. But alive, please."

SirAlexTheFirst: "I... have a lot more combat training than you think. And yes, she does want me, so it makes sense that I face her. And far, far too many people want me dead."

SirAlexTheFirst: "I want you, too. But alive, please."

SirAlexTheFirst: SirAlexTheFirst (1:57:43 AM): (Shut up, PF, I typed that without seeing Gorth's comment.)

AndrewRogue: *she nods solemnly and leans against Lea tiredly* "I'm... just afraid of losing you. So many people around me have... died."

SirAlexTheFirst: "I told you, I can take care of myself. Gotten this far, right?"

AndrewRogue: "Right." *she chuckles gently* "But I can't help but worry anyway."

SirAlexTheFirst: "Don't worry. Be happy, we'll get through this. Question's only if you should go fight Mab right now, or run."

Dark Japheth: (*turns on Marley*)

AndrewRogue: "I don't know the answer to that one. If we're not strong enough, then we lose. But if we wait... she just has more time to think and pick the fight."

SirAlexTheFirst: "Maybe, if we just leave her here with Bandon and lay low, things will work out and you won't have to fight her."

AndrewRogue: "I... hope. But if it doesn't, then it jsut gives her time to get stronger and prepare."

SirAlexTheFirst: Lea gives a little wave. "Yeah. I guess it's really up to you, then... you've got till tomorrow night.."

AndrewRogue: "Yeah. I... what do you think?" *she yawns and just leans against her. Cute lil' sleepy Aria.*

AndrewRogue: (...that comes out slightly differently than I intended.)'

Dark Japheth: (OH SWEET MERCIFUL JESUS YOU NEED TO CUT THE SEXUAL TENSION)

Dark Japheth: (NOW)

AndrewRogue: (Whaaat? I lean against soft people when I'm sleepy.)

AndrewRogue: (Its not that unusual I don't think.)

Dark Japheth: (No, it isn't. But... ARGH.)

Dark Japheth: (NEVERMIND)

SirAlexTheFirst: (I have nothing to say to this.)

SirAlexTheFirst: (Well, no. How did my life get so pornified? Just today I went to my friend's house and... oy.)

Dark Japheth: (It all started with you. But you can start with me anytime, big boy.)

AndrewRogue: (Its not pornified really... It... just happens.)

AndrewRogue: (*shrugs* Its part of life.)

SirAlexTheFirst: (Yeah, Gorth is right. Twas all my fault.)

AndrewRogue: (It started with you?)

SirAlexTheFirst: (You can start it with me anytime, big boy. Just in case you didn't see Gorth just say that.)

SirAlexTheFirst: ANYWAYs

SirAlexTheFirst: Lea puts her arm around you and leans back against you comfortingly. "I think that this is our way out. She's agreed to let us leave, with no more people dying."

AndrewRogue: "If we take it... it gives us time to find the other pillars, find people to help us. Time to prepare."

SirAlexTheFirst: "Aria.. please. That's not what I meant." Lea sounds a little pained. "This is our chance to get out and settle down somewhere and try to rebuild our lives and put all this behind.."

AndrewRogue: "Lea... I... I don't know. I don't think I can run from this."

AndrewRogue: (Does Ridley die if I choose the run option?)

SirAlexTheFirst: (Whatchu talkin bout?)

AndrewRogue: (This so sounds like a section in Suikoden II)

SirAlexTheFirst: "If Bandon can't persuade her to leave you alone for good, what can? And if Verity and Aurelia and Hunter couldn't stop her, what can?"

SirAlexTheFirst: "Come on. Going out and wasting your life worrying about all this.... she'll have won, don't you see?"

AndrewRogue: "Lea... I'm one of them. The five pillars." *she laughs a little sadly* "I'm not sure I could quit."

SirAlexTheFirst: "Bullshit. How can you possibly know that?" Lea holds you a bit closer despite this, and sounds more afraid than angry.

AndrewRogue: (What part of that statement is she referring to as unknowable or bullshit)

AndrewRogue: *?

SirAlexTheFirst: First part.

SirAlexTheFirst: Second part too.

AndrewRogue: So the whole statement in general?

SirAlexTheFirst: Yes.

AndrewRogue: "Lea... you saw what I did when Hunter tried to... to kill you."

SirAlexTheFirst: "Yeah. I've seen stranger stuff from some of the paladins I've worked with."

AndrewRogue: "I've died and gone to Hell for defying my patron, or my creator, or whatever she is. I've died and created a world to live in where I never did any of this."

AndrewRogue: *she sounds... really sad* "I don't know what I am anymore. And I don't care. But ... I ..."

SirAlexTheFirst: "You're a teenager, and you're being angsty. I don't know how much of this you're making up and how much is true, but no matter what, you don't need to be sad about it."

Dark Japheth: (Ouch.)

AndrewRogue: "You're right. I am being angsty." *she yawns* "Its... its about time someone said that to me."

SirAlexTheFirst: "Stuff breaks. People die. Your bosses, or your gods, or your parents, all screw around with you. It happens. It's not your fault, and you need to realize that, cause every time you say it IS, it just hurts yourself

SirAlexTheFirst: and the people that love you. Now, cheer up and explain this stuff. The last I heard, nobody even knew what these pillar things are."

AndrewRogue: "If Nellix isn't lying to me, they are five people who can... I guess impose their will on reality. Change it how they want."

AndrewRogue: "To a certain degree at least."

SirAlexTheFirst: Lea rolls her eyes a bit. "Didn't Nellix tell you to stop the pillars?"

AndrewRogue: "Yes. That was what this whole thing was orginially about."

SirAlexTheFirst: "And I bet he told you you're a pillar now, too, right?"

AndrewRogue: "I don't understand what he says he half the time. He asked me what I thought, and then said that he considers me a pillar."

AndrewRogue: "Mab said the same stupid thing too."

SirAlexTheFirst: "Ha. Think about it, Aria. He's telling you, in maybe the most jacked up way possible, that you should run."

SirAlexTheFirst: "Stop the pillars, right? They're people changing reality? You are one? So stop yourself. Quit messing with governments and Whittyre and soldiers and go just be Aria."

SirAlexTheFirst: Lea looks a little smug to have figured this out.

AndrewRogue: (Wow. I'd say that was pretty sharp if she weren't DM'd! :p)

SirAlexTheFirst: (Yeah yeah yeah accuse me of puppetry blah blah)

AndrewRogue: (I'm teasin'. Its a reasonable guess.)

AndrewRogue: "But then... what happens? If I just quit now... what was the point of it all?"

AndrewRogue: (BRB. Big sodas = bathroom)

SirAlexTheFirst: "Hell if I know. Why would there be a point?"

AndrewRogue: "There had to be some reason for everything that happened... doesn't there?"

SirAlexTheFirst: "Why does there? Stuff happens, Aria. There aren't any... okay, maybe there ARE a couple of giant conspiracies, but that doesn't mean that every single thing that happens all ties into some sort of cosmic purpose."

AndrewRogue: (Quote of the night is that I think.)

AndrewRogue: "No. But... what if all this is some stupid, dangerous conspiracy? Just... this?"

SirAlexTheFirst: "How could it?"

AndrewRogue: "I don't know." *she sighs* "What... what would we do if we quit?"

SirAlexTheFirst: Lea shrugs. "I'd look for a job. You should finish up school and do... well, what you like doing, other than taking bullets in the head for other people. I wouldn't really advise making a career of that."

SirAlexTheFirst: "You could go back to your parents, if you think it would be safe..."

AndrewRogue: "I think that's part of why I ended up here in the first place. I never knew what I wanted, or even liked, doing."

SirAlexTheFirst: Lea says nothing.

AndrewRogue: "I basically dropped out of school just because I wanted to... I don't know." *she half-laughs* "I wanted to adventure."

SirAlexTheFirst: At that, she whistles. "Well, if you were looking for a point to all this, there it is. Adventuring gets you into trouble."

AndrewRogue: "I've noticed. Over. And over. And over."

SirAlexTheFirst: "So if you really did have these pillar powers or whatever, then it's working out good that you're going back to a simple life, right?

AndrewRogue: (If I stop responding, the wind blew my house down and I died. <.<)

Dark Japheth: (I will cry.)

Adm H Sopko: (Obviously)

SirAlexTheFirst: (Oh wow, Soppy lives)

Adm H Sopko: (Obviously)

Dark Japheth: (But does he fear Googlezon?)

Adm H Sopko: (No)

SirAlexTheFirst: (Oh, and, more proof that Gorth is the devil. Cuz everyone knows that the devil may cry.

AndrewRogue: "Can I even go back to a simple life though? I'm not really welcomed in Gelendar anymore. And maybe Mab will just let us be and Bandon will solve things. But what if it doesn't?"

SirAlexTheFirst: "Then we die fighting, I guess. Stuff happens. As for where to go... I've got a few contacts out in Penobscot, or Nagukor, or someplace else.

AndrewRogue: *she just continues to lay against her all sleepy like* "I... just don't know. It feels like I've been at this for so long and... its only been a couple months."

AndrewRogue: "Maybe its stupid but... but I almost feel like I should, I have to at least try and finish it."

AndrewRogue: "But I don't even know what IT is really."

SirAlexTheFirst: "Whatever it is, is it really worth your life?"

AndrewRogue: "This would be the point where I say 'But isn't it at least better that I died trying,' wouldn't it?" *she laughs softly* "The more I think about it, the sillier it seems."

AndrewRogue: "But... it just feels right. Maybe I can win and live and have my life."

SirAlexTheFirst: "Now you sound like Hunter." Lea's voice carries traces of bitterness, and she relaxes a bit. "That kind of talk was what got him...."

AndrewRogue: *she's quiet*

SirAlexTheFirst: So is Lea.

AndrewRogue: "I'm deciding the rest of my life, aren't I? Lying right here, I'm having to decide the rest of my life."

SirAlexTheFirst: "I'd put it more as deciding whether or not you're going to HAVE a rest of your life." She laughs and pats you on the back.

AndrewRogue: *she giggles ever so slightly, in complete good humor* "Unless I really am some projection of Sakhmet and don't actually exist." *she lays a hand on Lea's shoulder and squeezes gently*

Dark Japheth: (How gently? Just.. umm... for visualization purposes.)

AndrewRogue: (...)

Dark Japheth: (Gentle but firm?)

AndrewRogue: (Uh... sure?)

SirAlexTheFirst: "Come on, Aria. You do exist, and I for one would like to keep it that way."

AndrewRogue: "You sure? You'd probably be real popular if you killed me."

AndrewRogue: *she actually snuggles up [sorry, I honestly can't think of a better word] closer, smiling*

SirAlexTheFirst: "Real popular is the last thing I'd like to be in these circles." Lea sighs and snuggles back. "I think the Dalliants had the right idea with their cabin in the woods thing. Didn't work out for them, but....

SirAlexTheFirst: well, we haven't destroyed any villages and nobody else really knows... whatever it is about you, except Mab. And she's as much as said she'll leave you alone."

AndrewRogue: "All of Gelendar would probably be happy to see me go away anyway, and Leonard probably doesn't care enough to bother with us anymore."

SirAlexTheFirst: "

SirAlexTheFirst: "'All of Gelendar'? What's this all about?"

AndrewRogue: "A lot of families hate me after an entire squad of soldiers, placed under me, sacrificed themselves to kill Verity. And then the military decided they didn't like loose cannons. Their supposed to kill me if I do

AndrewRogue: anything vaguely important."

AndrewRogue: *they're

SirAlexTheFirst: "So when you say all of Gelendar hates you, what you mean is that a couple of people in the military would like you out of world politics." Lea nods.

SirAlexTheFirst: "If you just go be Aria, well, they'll be fine with that, right?"

AndrewRogue: "Probably. I'd hope at least."

SirAlexTheFirst: "So, then there's no problem. Nobody will hate you or want you dead."

Dark Japheth: (Zao should show up and sing a song.)

Dark Japheth: ( http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/classicdisney/ kissthegirl.htm )

AndrewRogue: "I can't help but fear even stopping everything I'm doing wouldn't stop that."

SirAlexTheFirst: "Well, almost nobody. And if anyone comes looking for us, we can take em. Right?"

SirAlexTheFirst: Lea winks and smiles confidently.

Dark Japheth: (....winks...)

AndrewRogue: (?)

Dark Japheth: (Nothing nothing at all. Check her eye color.)

AndrewRogue: "Of course we could." *her laughs grow softer with her voice as she just lays sleepy and comfortable* "We're two of the best, aren't we?"

AndrewRogue: (How? With OMG loving staring into the eyes?)

Dark Japheth: (Yes.)

SirAlexTheFirst: "The only two people to come out of this whole mess with intact bodies and minds." Lea looks down at you. "Are you just going to go to sleep here now? It's almost dinnertime."

AndrewRogue: "I'm not sleeping. I'm... just resting from too many days without. Besides, you're soft. Its comfortable."

SirAlexTheFirst: "So, you're sleeping." She sighs. "Soft and comfortable, huh? Nobody ever called me that before..."

Adm H Sopko: (I beg to differ...)

AndrewRogue: "Oh?"

SirAlexTheFirst: (Oh? Well, shoot.)

Adm H Sopko: (TAKE THE SHOT)

SirAlexTheFirst: "Nevermind. Actually, I think I'll join you. You're right, it's been exhuasting."

SirAlexTheFirst: Lea swats the panel next to the bed, and the lights in the room dim as she yawns and throws the covers over herself and Aria.

SirAlexTheFirst: "A good, long 16 hour sleep... mmm. I like these temples."

AndrewRogue: "Maybe I should become a priestess." *she giggles ever so gently* "It feels so much... so much safer, happier, here."

SirAlexTheFirst: "You know, you should look into that. I think you'd be really good at it. There's just something around you that makes people.... I don't know, feel lovey." Lea curls up under the covers and wraps her tail around you.

SirAlexTheFirst: (...okay, that didn't sound entirely as I intended it to.)

AndrewRogue: (...)

AndrewRogue: (*snickers*)

SirAlexTheFirst: (...not going anywhere for a while? *grabs Andrew. By the throat.*)

Dark Japheth: (Sweet mother of god.)

AndrewRogue: (My throat ;_; )

AndrewRogue: *in the manner of someone who is sleepy* "Is it ever annoying? The tail?"

SirAlexTheFirst: "A bit, with clothing. Company uniforms were a bitch before I got em tailored. Suitable for all races, my tail." Lea chuckles and yawns. "I can't imagine living without it, though."

Dark Japheth: (Suitable for all races?)

Dark Japheth: (mrr?)

Adm H Sopko: (The clothing. "One size fits all" )

AndrewRogue: "But do you... mmm... do you ever get it caught in doors or something?"

SirAlexTheFirst: "Do you ever get your leg caught in doors"

SirAlexTheFirst: ?

AndrewRogue: "Uhm..."

AndrewRogue: "I don't think I ever managed that yet."

SirAlexTheFirst: "DIdn't think so. A tail is how you sense things behind you, silly. I don't know how people get along without them."

AndrewRogue: *she giggles* "Maybe that's why I can't balance for the life of me. I need a tail."

SirAlexTheFirst: "Mmhmm. Maybe you should ask Nellix for one as a parting favor. Who knows, he might do it."

AndrewRogue: "I don't know. I'd probably look silly with one. And have to fix all my clothes."

SirAlexTheFirst: Lea chuckles softly. "But a tail is so useful!" She flicks her own up and brushes it slowly across Aria's forearm, causing massive tickling.

AndrewRogue: "That tickles! Besides, you have to admit, it would look strange."

SirAlexTheFirst: "Hey! Tails are perfectly natural! It's strange NOT to have them!"

AndrewRogue: "I didn't mean anything. It would just be like... after I cut my hair. Everyone, even me, though it looked funny short because I hadn't had it that way."

SirAlexTheFirst: "Are you trying to say that a tail is just a cosmetic decoration like hair?"

Dark Japheth: (The first lovers spat)

AndrewRogue: "No. I mean its... uhm... I don't know. Maybe it would fit me perfectly. It just... seems weird to picture me with one. Just like trying to picture you without one."

SirAlexTheFirst: "I picture myself without a tail as a cripple. Are you saying that it would hurt you to have one?"

SirAlexTheFirst: Lea, by the way, is not being entirely successful in keeping the joking out of her voice.

AndrewRogue: "Well... me? Probably. I'd probably get it caught in a door somewhere. And then Zao would pull on it. And Verity would come up with some witty comment about it."

Dark Japheth: (Zao would SO not!)

AndrewRogue: (Yes he would. <.< You can't deny he'd at least tug once out of curiosity. And then again when he fell of something high and it was the only thing to grab.)

SirAlexTheFirst: "Zao would not. He's a nice guy..." Lea's voice catches. "I hope he'll at least stay that way."

AndrewRogue: *she... half hesitates* "She... let Verity stay Verity. I'm sure Zao will be fine."

SirAlexTheFirst: "If Zao comes out like Verity, that's not fine. Is he always such an ass, or only when you and I are around?"

AndrewRogue: "I... think he always is. He... just has his own way of thinking about things, that he completely believes is the right way."

SirAlexTheFirst: "Men..." Lea sighs.

AndrewRogue: "Are they all... so forceful? So demanding? So... so self-assured?"

SirAlexTheFirst: "Course not. Look at Zao, for god's sake. They're all idiots in their own special ways."

Dark Japheth: (Yay!0

Dark Japheth: (I'm an idiot!)

Dark Japheth: (>_>)

AndrewRogue: *she chuckles and pulls off her shirt* "You're right. But couldn't he be the... whatever it is? Exception that proves the rule?"

SirAlexTheFirst: (The irony of this chat title burns me with every letter I type now.)

AndrewRogue: (Does this mean we need a new title <.<)

Dark Japheth: (...The Happy Room would also fit.)

SirAlexTheFirst: "Nah. I've met a fair share of simpering idiots in the trade business. And some genuinly nice guys who just didn't have a clue in some areas. It's just that you pretty much have to be forceful and self-assured

SirAlexTheFirst: to be into the kind of stuff we were into, politics and fighting and nobility."

AndrewRogue: "How did you learn to deal with it?" *yes, she does eventually slide the pants off too*

AndrewRogue: (Say it and die. Pants/Shirt uncomfortable on sheets.)

Dark Japheth: (It)

SirAlexTheFirst: (Say WHAT? You're saying it all for us.)

AndrewRogue: (*watches Gorth get hit by a truck*)

AndrewRogue: (I warned him ;_; )

AndrewRogue: (It is a dangerous... *gets hit by a truck*)

Dark Japheth: (Lea will get cool points if she says "I slept with them all. To give them negative levels and kill their sisters.")

SirAlexTheFirst: Lea sighs again. "I guess I just realized that us women aren't a lot better... present company excluded."

AndrewRogue: (I never did get that negative level. <.<) "You aren't so bad either."

Dark Japheth: (Stupid fort saves! *shakes fist*)

Dark Japheth: (brb food)

SirAlexTheFirst: "I.... well, thanks." She cozys up to you again, and starts. "Why are you taking your clothes off?"

AndrewRogue: *she blinks* "Ah... its warm." *she stops wherever she was with the pants, likely only part way* "I'm sorry. I wasn't even thinking. Its... uhm... do you mind?"

SirAlexTheFirst: "...... not at all."

SirAlexTheFirst: ~~~~~~~~~~~~END SCENE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD~~~~~~~~~~~

Dark Japheth: You should START SCENE for the LOVE OF YURI

AndrewRogue: Okay. Okay. Enough with the yuri jokes <.<

Dark Japheth: They aren't even jokes any longer.

SirAlexTheFirst: *starts shuddering in the corner* No. Nothey'renot.

SirAlexTheFirst: How is it in character for someone to let you sleep next to them in their bed and THEN YOU TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF?

AndrewRogue: ...she has undies.

AndrewRogue: <.<

SirAlexTheFirst: Yeah... but....

AndrewRogue: I guess I'm just casual about this sort of thing.

Dark Japheth: You and everyone else.

Dark Japheth: And by everyone else, I mean nobody.

AndrewRogue: <.<

AndrewRogue: Look. Seriously. I don't see the major issue there.

AndrewRogue: I've randomly stripped in front of people when I lay down to sleep.

Dark Japheth: Thats YOU.

Dark Japheth: NOBODY ELSE DOES THAT EVER UNLESS THEY ARE INSANE.

Dark Japheth: Most people have this thing... shame

Dark Japheth: Either shame or FEAR

AndrewRogue: Again. I reiterate. Undies. There is little shameful or fearful about undies.

Dark Japheth: But still. Undies = suggestive

AndrewRogue: In certain contexts. But, seriously. I don't think its that big a deal or even that big a yuri thing.

SirAlexTheFirst: If I was sleeping in bed with another guy and he stripped to boxers all of a sudden without even saying anything, I'd be very afraid.

SirAlexTheFirst: In THIS case though

SirAlexTheFirst: Lea and Aria have already....

SirAlexTheFirst: once.

Dark Japheth: It shows that they are comfortable in each other.

Dark Japheth: .................................................................. ...............................................

Dark Japheth: WITH

Dark Japheth: I MEANT WITH

AndrewRogue: ...

Dark Japheth: Ok. Anyway

Dark Japheth: Look! A convenient distraction that is shiny and cute! And fuzzy!

SirAlexTheFirst: It fits Lea's character.

SirAlexTheFirst: At least, I think so.

SirAlexTheFirst: God help me, I think it does.

Dark Japheth: Heh.

Dark Japheth: And why does it seem like nobody wants Aria to do anything but build some cabin in the woods? :P

AndrewRogue: Its not that big a stretch. *shrugs* They're comfortable with each other and Aria doesn't consider it a big deal anymore. Its like the way I tell people: "I'm sleepy. The pants are coming off!"

Dark Japheth: Lea- "I love you! Come, live with me, and we'll dance among the stars!"

SirAlexTheFirst: (Psst. You should know by now that about half of my freaking out about this stuff isn't serious.)

Dark Japheth: I know.

AndrewRogue: Then clearly there is only one answer.

AndrewRogue: They miss dinner.

AndrewRogue: *nods*

AndrewRogue: *nods*

Dark Japheth: Or... do they?

SirAlexTheFirst: ..... BAD GORTH

SirAlexTheFirst: ............. BAD ME

SirAlexTheFirst: for even thinking in that direction.

AndrewRogue: But yes. It does seem like everyone wants Aria to quit. And XD AT ALEX

Dark Japheth: Andrew gets credit for that, actually, I'm just saying it in chat.

Dark Japheth: :P

AndrewRogue: <.<

AndrewRogue: I... uh... admit nothing?

SirAlexTheFirst: .... people, IM me about game sometimes. ;_; *feels left out*

Adm H Sopko: I just did ;-;

Dark Japheth: Andrew and I were actually just discussing this IM that my old teacher gave me.

SirAlexTheFirst: I know.

Dark Japheth: Which became "Stuff we won't say in chat because its too dirty."

AndrewRogue: I SAW THE WORDS OF SHAITAN!

Dark Japheth: BEHOLD

Dark Japheth: TREMBLE

Dark Japheth: Anyway

AndrewRogue: *beholds*

AndrewRogue: *trembles*

AndrewRogue: My sisters dog is licking my lower back.

AndrewRogue: ...I think.

Dark Japheth: AndrewRogue: You know...AndrewRogue: Aria is attracted to Lea following her first sexual experience.

Dark Japheth: AndrewRogue: Hmm...AndrewRogue: Hunter got dumped for a woman.AndrewRogue: Twice.AndrewRogue: At once.

Dark Japheth: Heh heh heh

Dark Japheth: AndrewRogue: "Hunter... no offense, but you sucked. I had more fun with Lea. You taught me that girl sex is better than guy sex!"

Dark Japheth: Dark Japheth: Zao would let you teach in Nagukor if he heard that and gets political power.Dark Japheth: Because the world needs more asian girls rubbing against each other.

AndrewRogue: Again proving why I should not be allowed to talk at 3am

Dark Japheth: Naaaah.

Dark Japheth: :P

Dark Japheth: 'tis funny!

AndrewRogue: :p

SirAlexTheFirst: It is funny.

SirAlexTheFirst: And this is why I shouldn't be allowed to talk. Ever.

AndrewRogue: Ooooh?

Dark Japheth: /m alex

Dark Japheth: Shit, not on IRC

SirAlexTheFirst: ITH... hehehe.

AndrewRogue: ITH... why does that ring a bell?

SirAlexTheFirst: Who wants to be mentally scarred?

Dark Japheth: Its the last three letters in SITH

AndrewRogue: ME!

AndrewRogue: I like mental scars!

AndrewRogue: Look at mine!

AndrewRogue: ...wait.

AndrewRogue: Those are the appendix scars.

SirAlexTheFirst: Speaking of scarred people...

SirAlexTheFirst: Know why all the ladies like Jesus?

Adm H Sopko: He was ripped

AndrewRogue: Why?

SirAlexTheFirst: Cause he's hung like this. *holds arms out straight*

Dark Japheth: YES

Adm H Sopko: Ripped like jesus

AndrewRogue: ...

AndrewRogue: XD

Dark Japheth: I HAVE HEARD THAT

Dark Japheth: IT IS AWESOME

AndrewRogue: Okay. Alex wins <.<

SirAlexTheFirst: And they know that even though he may die, there will be a second coming.

SirAlexTheFirst: He will rise again.

AndrewRogue: *rimshot*

Dark Japheth: ...So true

SirAlexTheFirst: Indeed.

SirAlexTheFirst: Now, you altar boys, get down on your knees and start pleasing Jesus.

AndrewRogue: Did you know Hitler killed 6 million Jews and a Clown?

SirAlexTheFirst: You'll feel the warmth of his salvation all over your face.

Adm H Sopko: Wow... Alex watches South Park

SirAlexTheFirst: ...............I do?

SirAlexTheFirst: No, I've actually never seen it.

Dark Japheth: Why the clown, Andrew?

SirAlexTheFirst: They made that joke on there?

Adm H Sopko: Yep

Adm H Sopko: Faith+1

SirAlexTheFirst: DANGIT. They stole my joke.

Adm H Sopko: Heh

Dark Japheth: Why doesn't jesus like to eat M&M's?

SirAlexTheFirst: Why?

Dark Japheth: They keep falling through the holes in his hands.

AndrewRogue: *rimshot*

AndrewRogue: Ba dum CHISH

Adm H Sopko: Why do black christians own TVs?

Dark Japheth: I dunno

Adm H Sopko: Because the ressurection WILL be televised!

Dark Japheth: HEH

AndrewRogue: <.<

Dark Japheth: Alrighty.

Dark Japheth: So this small church is having a service, right? Because thats what churches do. Anyway.

Dark Japheth: Service goes on a little while. POOOOOOOOOOOF. Satan appears in the front of the church, laughing.

Dark Japheth: People are getting trampled, trying to run away from Satan, the ultimate enemy of god.

Dark Japheth: Except one elderly man who sits in the back, quietly.

Dark Japheth: Satan is confused by this, so he walks over ot the dude.

Dark Japheth: "Do you know who I am?"

Dark Japheth: "Yep. Sure do." The old man was quiet and spoke in an even, unscared tone.

Dark Japheth: "You know that I can kill you with but a single word."

Dark Japheth: The old man is quiet. "Mhmm. Yeah."

Dark Japheth: "Why the FUCK aren't you scared?"

Dark Japheth: Again, in an even tone, he speaks again. "Been married to your sister for fifty years."

Adm H Sopko: HA

AndrewRogue: *snickers*

SirAlexTheFirst: Heh.

Dark Japheth: It was so so. I still think Country Songs have the best Jesus jokes, although they don't realize it.

Dark Japheth: One about hugs, and its like "And they hammered him to a cross... I love you this much!" with extended arms in CRUCIFIXION POSE

Dark Japheth: How nobody else finds that funny, only Jesus knows.

AndrewRogue: Heh

AndrewRogue: Personally, Tougher Than Nails always bothered me.

Dark Japheth: They hammered him to a cross.. but he was tougher than nails!

AndrewRogue: That's the one.

SirAlexTheFirst: Reminds me of Passion of the Christ 2: Hard to Kill.

AndrewRogue: DUN DUN DUN

Dark Japheth: It should be like 2 fast 2 furious. Like, Passion of the Christ- 2 hard 2 kill

Dark Japheth: >_>

Adm H Sopko: I like Chrome's "Hang in there, Baby" T-shirt idea

Dark Japheth: I want Jeez-its.

Adm H Sopko: Like Dane Cook?

AndrewRogue: Jesus-O's. They're sacridelicious!

AndrewRogue: Anyway, now that U'm sure I've pissed off everything divine...

Adm H Sopko: Start your day off the holy way with Christ Chex

Dark Japheth: Hey andrew.

Adm H Sopko: It's a miracle in a box

Dark Japheth: Say Astur, with an H in front of it.

SirAlexTheFirst: ...oh come on.

SirAlexTheFirst: That's old.

Dark Japheth: HE HAS NOT PISSED OFF THE GOAT WITH A THOUSAND YOUGN

SirAlexTheFirst: Hastur, Hastur, Hastur.

Dark Japheth: YOUGN

SirAlexTheFirst: See?

Dark Japheth: NOR THE GATE OR TEH KEY

Dark Japheth: IA

SirAlexTheFirst: Nothing happe

Dark Japheth: ....XD

Dark Japheth: Hey Andrew.

Dark Japheth: Say the name.

SirAlexTheFirst: Anyways.

Adm H Sopko: Hastur!

Adm H Sopko: Hastur!

SirAlexTheFirst: Comments or discussion about game?

Dark Japheth: I have nothing. This was one of those 'take as is' sessions

Dark Japheth: Not so big on the 'hey world shattering and changing events'.

Adm H Sopko: Maybe to you, Gorth<G>

Dark Japheth: I said 'world shattering and changing events'. It is big on the 'soppy changes his sheets after the game'

Dark Japheth: :P

SirAlexTheFirst: ...

SirAlexTheFirst: ............

SirAlexTheFirst: You guys.... don't.... actually....

Adm H Sopko: ?

Dark Japheth: I win.

SirAlexTheFirst: ....to.... RP characters? AND characters? You don't..... right?

Dark Japheth: Which answer would gross you out more?

SirAlexTheFirst: ....right?

Adm H Sopko: I think I'm lost...

Dark Japheth: Alex, I don't even wait for session to be over.

SirAlexTheFirst: You're joking, right?

SirAlexTheFirst: Hahaha, very funny indeed, good one Gorth!

Adm H Sopko: Oh... I thought Gorth meant character sheets there.

Dark Japheth: In fact I'm typing with one hand.

AndrewRogue: Oh. I get it.

AndrewRogue: *ultra delayed*

AndrewRogue: And hastur, hastur, hastur.

Dark Japheth: Bah. ::P

Dark Japheth: I HAVE FOUR EYES.

AndrewRogue: I just fell asleep sitting here, gimme a break <.<

Dark Japheth: Heh.

Dark Japheth: Thats awesome.