You have just entered room "Rivas Kul is Nasty."
Sarcazmo47 has entered the room.
Sarcazmo47: The Basic D&D game.
Dark Japheth: Howdy.
Dark Japheth: :P
coughingpuppy: I probably won't be around long, guys.
Dark Japheth: Understandable.
AndrewRogue: ;_;
Dark Japheth: I'll get you a log once its all over. or more accurately, I'll link you to where Andrew has logged the game.
Dark Japheth: LESBIANS
coughingpuppy: Okay.
AndrewRogue: ...almost...finished...AND...logs...from... Verity...Erryx...Arryx...
Dark Japheth: weeeeepy.
Dark Japheth: I can help
Dark Japheth: Every session up to big fight- "Nothing really important happened except useless shit that has no meaning."
Dark Japheth: *nod*
coughingpuppy: Actually, I'm going to head offline now. I am sad that I can't stick around for game, but I should be around for weekday ones.
AndrewRogue: A'ight then.
Dark Japheth: Its ok. *nod*
Dark Japheth: Be good.
coughingpuppy: Always am.
Dark Japheth: Don't do anything I would do
Dark Japheth: Recap of Last Session- BRUTAL FUCKING BATTLE
Dark Japheth: OMG I RAPED YOU ALL WITH SIMPLE FUCKING MONSTERS WHO WERE FROM 3.0 AND HAD less than 50 HP!
Dark Japheth: TWO OF THEM THATS IT OMG YOU PEOPLE SUCK
AndrewRogue: ;_;
Dark Japheth: Then I ended session because I was past curfew.
AndrewRogue: ;_; You ended it because we were too good for your monsters.
Dark Japheth: And I was past my two AM curfew
Dark Japheth: But.
Dark Japheth: Chrome might sign on or not.
Dark Japheth: I will likely not notice
Dark Japheth: If one of you two notice, your job is to invite him.
Dark Japheth: Any pre-game awesomeness?
Dark Japheth: Scenes in dreams are available to either of you if you'd like them.
Dark Japheth: In IM or in chat. *shrug*
AndrewRogue: I'm up for that sort of stuff. Do it in chat though.
Dark Japheth: Ok!
AndrewRogue: Kirk first so I can finish the VAE page and NEVER LOOK AT IT AGAIN
Dark Japheth: Landus.. you lay asleep.. and your dreams take you away.
AndrewRogue: Or me. Fine.
Dark Japheth: But not far.
Dark Japheth: You see a man standing atop a tall tower, crystalline, and clear. But not entirely clear, only... about 65%. The rest is streaked with bits of blood, or bodies.
Dark Japheth: A man stands atop the tower, and laughs. He sings a song, a challenging song- not entirely unlike the one he sang when he fell.
Dark Japheth: He surveys the carnage he has wrought, the sheer hate and undulating pain that throbs from the battlefield below.
AndrewRogue: (WHOAMG, its GREEEEEEL)
AndrewRogue: (...er, Karnage.)
Dark Japheth: The great Tarrasque decimates legions... a tall half demon roars in laughter, grows to tremendous size, and begins clawing and striking the tarrasque.
Dark Japheth: His song.
Dark Japheth: "Tonight I challenge the lightning, the mocking assault from the sky... The storm has long been in waiting, the doom of the star-land is nigh..."
Dark Japheth: "The clouds are coming, the eagles, and the heavens all ill does bode... But I now I fear them no longer - tonight all would call me a god!"
Dark Japheth: "The days of bliss have ended, gone are the times of rest... Driven by lies and defiance the ships have long left for the West."
Dark Japheth: "And I am left here laughing and knowing that once again... Fate I have mocked and godly love and darkened the Gift of Man."
Dark Japheth: "Say it is evil I wakened, or say it is freedom of heart... Both I will take, and proudly - both I have loved from the start.."
Dark Japheth: "For both I long have labored and tonight my work is done... And my laughter would challenge the storm and ring on ere the wave is gone."
Dark Japheth: "Thus laughing I stand in the star-land and wait for doom to fall... And the wave is rising higher and yet more to devour all..."
Dark Japheth: "And I care not if I die tonight, with the proud, desperate Mortals, every one... For tonight I have challenged the lightning, and the world will remember I've won."
Dark Japheth: His song, ended and his shadowy figure turns around, and grins, staring at a grand and great chessboard.. littered by dark and broken pieces.
Dark Japheth: ~-~-~End Dream~-~-~
AndrewRogue: That was catchy.
Dark Japheth: Guess where I got that from.
Dark Japheth: I STOLE IT FROM METALLICA. RIDE THE LIGHTNING BIZNATCH
Dark Japheth: OH, thats not even the real dream sequence.
Dark Japheth: ~-~-~BEGIN~-~-~
Dark Japheth: *vaguely alludes to past adventures of former groups in symbolic ways, along with poetry disguised as song, always song from beings that are powerful*
Dark Japheth: *also vaguely alludes in some fashion, usually allegorical, to what the group is going to do*
Dark Japheth: *ends even more vaguely by answering no question and giving four more*
Dark Japheth: ~-~-~END~-~-~
AndrewRogue: XD
Sarcazmo47: Hang on a minute
Sarcazmo47: On teh phone, be available shortly.
Dark Japheth: Acceptable.
Dark Japheth: So andrew
AndrewRogue: Yeah?
Dark Japheth: The only level 9 spells a sorceror needs are Mindrape, Crushing Fist of Spite, and possibly Wish. If its allowed in a game.
Dark Japheth: agree, or disagree?
AndrewRogue: ...those three sound like they can do everything, yeah.
Dark Japheth: Actually, drop wish, throw in time stop.
AndrewRogue: Hmm... prolly a better choice, yeah.
Dark Japheth: Time Stop- Cast two Crushing Fists of Spite
Dark Japheth: 20d6 damage per FIST
Dark Japheth: At LEAST two
Dark Japheth: so figure about 40d6 damage each round
Dark Japheth: lasts for... I think one round per level.
Dark Japheth: So.
Dark Japheth: :P
AndrewRogue: XD
Dark Japheth: Even better.
Dark Japheth: Give said caster Spell Thematics- Flowers
Dark Japheth: Oh.
Dark Japheth: Landus has a new theme song.
Dark Japheth: Puddle of Mudd- Blurry
Dark Japheth: Or "She Fucking Hates Me" by ... I believe the same group
Dark Japheth: although it might be Mudvayne or Staind, they all have dirty names
AndrewRogue: Need illegal MP3 of the song.
AndrewRogue: Give.
Dark Japheth: *is doing so*
AndrewRogue: Thankies.
AndrewRogue: I always like to hear people's suggestions for my character's theme. Because they're better at it then me <_<
Dark Japheth: Everything's so blurry and everyone's so fake and everybody's empty and everything is so messed up
Dark Japheth: pre-occupied without you I cannot live at all My whole world surrounds you I stumble then I crawl
Dark Japheth: You could be my someone you could be my scene you know that i'll protect you from all of the obscene
Dark Japheth: I wonder what you're doing imagine where you are there's oceans in between us but that's not very far
Dark Japheth: Can you take it all away can you take it all away when ya shoved it in my face this pain you gave to me Can you take it all away can you take it all away when ya shoved it my face
Sarcazmo47: DINNER'D.
Sarcazmo47: *pork chop*
Sarcazmo47: Go.
Dark Japheth: Does Skocion want a dream sequence? He did level, after all.
Dark Japheth: :P
Sarcazmo47: Uh...
Sarcazmo47: Sure.
Dark Japheth: I don't want to go on without Chromey.
Sarcazmo47: I see.
Dark Japheth: The Dark Man is standing right beside you, seemingly, when you "wake up". The sleeping bodies of your comrades surround you.
Sarcazmo47: What if he doesn't sow?
Sarcazmo47: *show?
Dark Japheth: He's chosen to take you nowhere.
Dark Japheth: Then we go on without him.
Dark Japheth: And he doesn't get to see the awesome prethought out description of Skocions Hideous Potion
Sarcazmo47: It definitely needs a better name than that.
AndrewRogue: SHP! Its a veneral disease.
Dark Japheth: It does. Name it.
Dark Japheth: :P
Sarcazmo47: I don't know what it DOES yet.
Dark Japheth: Exactly.
Sarcazmo47: Interesting.
Sarcazmo47: When he looks around, is his body still there?
Dark Japheth: In front of him is a rather simple looking device. A cube. Each cube has nine squares, of six different colors.
Dark Japheth: Yeah. On the ground.
Dark Japheth: Scratch is busy trying to figure out the small cube. "These things fucking piss me off. I don't get them."
Sarcazmo47: "What is it?"
Dark Japheth: "I don't remember the original name for it. I used to give these to my disciples, and if they figured them out, I'd give them presents."
Dark Japheth: "I called them Cubes of Wrath, since thats all they seemed to elicit in me." He gives up, and throws it behind him.
Dark Japheth: "How'd you enjoy your Father's friends?"
Dark Japheth: He looks at a few of the chains, and at the ebony skull sitting in your pouch.
Sarcazmo47: "I beg your pardon?"
Sarcazmo47: "Oh."
Dark Japheth: "You attracted them here with your blood. But they didn't seem to like you."
Sarcazmo47: "Ah. They didn't like me much, no."
Sarcazmo47: "Not sure why. Maybe they were feeling pissy."
Dark Japheth: "In fact, they seemed to hate you." He grins. "Pissy had nothing to do with it."
Dark Japheth: "Its in the blood. Things all around you are destined to hate."
Sarcazmo47: He nods. "That, too. I'm sure you know why."
Dark Japheth: "It was my Concept and Word, after all." He chuckles.
Dark Japheth: "I am out of ideas for games. That you'd know how to play, anyway."
Sarcazmo47: "Well, they have invented a few since you died, you know."
Dark Japheth: "So up for a repeat? I am a particular fan of poker, chess, and Go."
Dark Japheth: "Have they? Teach me one."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion shrugs. "I don't have the pieces."
Dark Japheth: "Make the board, and then the pieces." he shrugs.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion looks at him oddly. "With what? Dirt?"
Dark Japheth: He sighs. "The mind is a muscle that can move the world."
Dark Japheth: "Tap into your blood. You made the Gr'oli'kam that way."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion blinks, and shrugs.
Sarcazmo47: The he walks over and takes the cube.
Sarcazmo47: And concentrates on it, thinking of the ta'bael board.
Sarcazmo47: He stares, and the cube quivers, and dimples, and flattens out into a chekerboard pattern, with an odd number of squares on each side.
Sarcazmo47: Out of the center, a crystalline spire sprouts, and grows, filling the center square. On it stands a miniature, a androgynous humanoid figure.
Sarcazmo47: Four peices appear on each side of the square with the spire, all grotesque.
Sarcazmo47: One holds a scythe, one a red greatsword, one is a fleshy mass, and one looks a vile corrupted treant.
Sarcazmo47: At each corner of the board, three pieces also appear.
Sarcazmo47: One in the far corner, and one on each side of it.
Sarcazmo47: They are bright and shiny, obviously metallic, and many different shapes, although they are theamed.
coughingpuppy has left the room.
Sarcazmo47: Each group has a Swordsman, a Mage, and a Diviner.
Dark Japheth: "I recognize several people on this. What the hell is this? Did they make a childs games of my exploits, and ambitions?" He sighs. "It is the destiny of the victors, I suppose, to mock those who has lost."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion shrugs.
Sarcazmo47: "Do you want to hear the rules or not?"
AndrewRogue: (XD)
Dark Japheth: "Yes. Tell me."
Sarcazmo47: "Allright. The one in the center is the King."
Sarcazmo47: "He can't leave his palace until all his Warriors are lost, but no one can attack him until they're killed, either."
Dark Japheth: Matthias/Scratch laughs at that one. Chuckles, really, but silences himself so he can listen. "Indeed. Sounds interesting."
Sarcazmo47: "Yah. The ones in the corners are the Illuminators."
Sarcazmo47: "There's a Mage, a Warrior, and a Diviner."
Dark Japheth: "What, no barbarian, no useless women brought into the fray merely for show?"
Dark Japheth: He smiles, but waits for more explanation.
Sarcazmo47: "The treant can only be beaten by the Warriors, the Scythe can only be beaten by the Diviners, and the Red Greatsword can only be beaten by a Mage."
Sarcazmo47: The last one, the Demonflesh, can be beaten by anyone, but only after the first three are gone."
Sarcazmo47: "One player plays the King and his Horsemen, and the other player plays the Illuminators."
Sarcazmo47: "The idea is to eliminate as many Illuminators as you can before your Horsemen die."
Sarcazmo47: "Once they're gone, if the Illuminators can surround the Palace with the King in it, they win."
Dark Japheth: "And what of the King?"
Sarcazmo47: "Once the Horsemen die, if the King gets flanked *he demonstrates* outside of the palace, he loses.
Sarcazmo47: "The only way for him to win then is to kill all the Illuminators...."
Sarcazmo47: "Or, he can leave."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion points to the four corner squares the Illuminators start in."
Sarcazmo47: Nix that quote mark.
Dark Japheth: Mmkay.
Sarcazmo47: "If the King escapes to any of the Gates, he wins."
Sarcazmo47: "Customarily, if the King escapes, you play again."
Sarcazmo47: "If there aren't enough Illuminators to surround the King while he's in his Palace, he wins."
Dark Japheth: "...and this is typically a two player game, with one person controlling twelve illuminators?"
Sarcazmo47: "Yes, although you can give each group of three to a player and make it a five way competitive game."
Dark Japheth: "I see."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion shrugs. "The trick to winning the game as the King is to use your Horsemen effectively."
Dark Japheth: "Then we should wait until your friends wake. Otherwise, it grants an unfair strategic advantage- four moves to my one. Or my four moves to your one."
Dark Japheth: "It always is."
Sarcazmo47: "Oh no."
Dark Japheth: "I suspect this game is rarely played in the churches of Tiyrael."
Sarcazmo47: "A horseman moves after every move made my an Illuminator."
Dark Japheth: "I see.."
Dark Japheth: "To make the game truly fair, the people playing illuminators should wear blindfolds until they slay the horsemen. Or more historically accurate, rather."
Dark Japheth: He smiles.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion snorts. "I don't know about history. All I know is that it's a fiendishly hard game."
Sarcazmo47: He proceeds to explain all the little rules, like who can more where how much and what's off limits and the special things pieces can do and such.
Sarcazmo47: Feel free to make some up if you want.
Dark Japheth: Naturally.
Dark Japheth: The King cannot move until at all diviners have moved one square at least.
Dark Japheth: Furthermore, he trumps Wizard, Mage, and Diviner, unless they stand next to each other, in a group of 3 or more, in which case, he cannot touch them.
Dark Japheth: When he DOES trump them, he may reclaim their use for his own- and when he does, they may move as they did before.
Dark Japheth: Diviners destroy Warriors, who destroy Mages, who destroy Diviners. If the players play competitively.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion outlines a few of the common strategies that skilled players use, and their counters.
Dark Japheth: "I am surprised by the depth of this. This almost matches my great Chess game."
Dark Japheth: "Truly, the work of Luthien and her brood."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion snorts.
Dark Japheth: He smiles. "I think I'll like this game. Would you like to play the king, or the Illuminators?"
Sarcazmo47: "Given the givens, I think the King should be yours."
Dark Japheth: He frowns. "I like your sense of irony and jest. Joliel would certainly appreciate you."
Dark Japheth: "You move first, if I got the rules correctly."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion nods. "You did." And moves.
Dark Japheth: Naturally, Scratch moves his Treant, towards the east gate. "This is fun."
Dark Japheth: "So. Have you succumbed to Luthien, yet? Has her arrow pierced your heart?"
Dark Japheth: "Have you chosen to carry the blood on to the next one who will likely chat with me?"
Sarcazmo47: "I always liked it. It's difficult for some people, and not always appreciate in polite company, but most people play it, at least behind closed doors."
Sarcazmo47: "What the hell are you talking about, Scratch? Fall in love?"
Sarcazmo47: "Me?"
Sarcazmo47: He giggles.
Dark Japheth: "It happens to the worst of us." He smiles, and looks down at the Ruby Sword.
Sarcazmo47: "Not bloody likely."
Dark Japheth: "I did. Twice. Three times, if you count platonic familial love."
Sarcazmo47: "That seems very silly, to me."
Dark Japheth: "And ... I was perhaps the least likely of all of us Asha'man to do so."
Dark Japheth: "You haven't even sought someone yet, I suppose. Your sister wants to be an Aunt, which si why I'm asking. And its not silly."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion sighs. "My sister needs to stop asking about me."
Dark Japheth: "You need to talk to her. She's a lot more like you than you'd suspect or like."
Dark Japheth: "I suspect her gender is all that kept her from the same devotion."
Sarcazmo47: "So what the hell is Gr'oli'kam, anyway?"
Dark Japheth: "The thing you made."
Sarcazmo47: "Great. I'm glad it has a name. This has been done before?"
Dark Japheth: "You poured wickedness into mummy dust, and added my blood. And the blood of other powerful entities, also diluted through their carriers."
Dark Japheth: "Only once, by me."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion raises an eyebrow.
Sarcazmo47: "What did you make it for?"
Dark Japheth: "My disciples were named the Grolim. I made it to dissolve flesh. It worked. And had a rather nifty side effect, which I'm sure you and everyone else will appreciate." He looks at the board. "Going to move?"
Sarcazmo47: Skocion is making a defensive play - stringing his Illuminators together to keep them from getting isolated and jumped on by the King.
Dark Japheth: Meanwhile, Scratch is going totally offensive in this. In response, the Treant moves closer, as well as Demonflesh.
Dark Japheth: The Treant is within reach of the Demonflesh, so any warrior who fights him will invariably die.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion keeps retreating from Demonflesh, although one Illuminator strays off near it - obviously a diversion.
Dark Japheth: Naturally, Scratch takes it. "So answer my question. Will you seek an heir?"
Sarcazmo47: "Not planning on it. Why should I?"
Sarcazmo47: Skocion takes down the Treant.
Dark Japheth: "Bah. Just like before." He frowns. "Because I think Love, true love, is the one thing that will keep you from your fate."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion almost gags. "Didn't you tell me there was no fate?"
AndrewRogue: (or lead to an invariable character raping. Whatever.)
Dark Japheth: "I did."
Dark Japheth: "Chaosyn is dead, too, but he still wields influence. As do I."
Sarcazmo47: "Then why do I need to escape one?"
Dark Japheth: "They and I talk sometimes."
Dark Japheth: "When Fate died, from it sprung two things."
Sarcazmo47: ".....they?" He shakes his head. "Nevermind. I don't even want to know."
Dark Japheth: "The Pillar, and the Stars. Well, technically, the stars were there, but not empowered by Fate."
Dark Japheth: "You are extremely correct. Chaosyn is a Kyriotate."
Dark Japheth: "But. Either way."
Dark Japheth: "The Book we had all seen, that had recorded all beings fate, was gone. The Pillar is now Fate."
Dark Japheth: "And the Stars are Destiny."
Dark Japheth: "Destiny is the ideal life you were destined to live. All good things."
Dark Japheth: "Fate records what will happen at the worst. I tried to warn you about this once, about... two months ago, I think."
Dark Japheth: "Screaming hordes and masses, begging you to stop your path and change, go the opposite way? No? Eh. I'm delusional, moreso since my death."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion is just shaking his head.
Sarcazmo47: "What, you've seen my fate?"
Dark Japheth: "Everyone can, it seems, but you."
Dark Japheth: "If you'd like, you can go to the pillar and see what is Fated to be."
Sarcazmo47: He moves a piece, obviously not really paying attention to what he's doing. "What did you see?"
Dark Japheth: "Darkness. Pain. Much worse than I brought."
Dark Japheth: "The deaths of all you care about."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion chortles.
Dark Japheth: "And the eventual dissolution of all that is worthwhile."
Sarcazmo47: "I think you're giving me a lot of credit there, old man."
Dark Japheth: "I don't know. I am not. You have destiny. And fate."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion snorts. "So why did the Kyton want to see me dead so badly?"
Sarcazmo47: "What was dissonant about what I did?"
Dark Japheth: "You are seeking to remove my direct granddaughter using my blood."
Sarcazmo47: "This is a problem for devils?"
Dark Japheth: "For devils, yes. For demons, no."
Sarcazmo47: "Why?"
Dark Japheth: "Devils shouldn't have my blood. Though I helped... with them, and worked with them, they bore me much hate. And were too structured for my likes."
Dark Japheth: "They were more used by... my fellow conspirators. My spirit brothers."
Dark Japheth: "Devils seek order. You used my blood, innately chaotic, mixed it with the pure hate of your blood, and the blood of the demons within you. This is dissonant to devils."
Dark Japheth: "If you see any while bearing your Gr'oli'kam, they'll try and kill you where they stand."
Dark Japheth: "What do you plan on doing with it?"
Sarcazmo47: He shrugs. "Baatezu are baatezu are baatezu. They shouldn't get in my bloody way."
Sarcazmo47: "I'm going to feed it to her, of course."
Dark Japheth: He smiles. "I wonder what that would do. Promise to tell me about it the minute you fall asleep that night?"
Sarcazmo47: Skocion laughs. "I'll tell you all about it, don't worry." He surveys the board.
Sarcazmo47: Then he grunts.
Sarcazmo47: "You rely on your King too much."
Dark Japheth: He smiles. "I always have."
Dark Japheth: "...this is getting somewhat boring. Mind bringing Landus here, at least? I'd like to talk to him, too."
Dark Japheth: "As I'm certain he can't talk with HIS ancestors... it doesn't mean he shouldn't know who they are."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion blinks.
Sarcazmo47: Shrugs.
Sarcazmo47: Walks over to Landus, and grabs hold of his wrist - or tries to.
Sarcazmo47: ANd yanks.
Dark Japheth: You catch slightly behind his skin...
AndrewRogue: *and his spirit form or what not comes free*
Dark Japheth: WONDERFUL
Dark Japheth: "..Welcome, Landus. How do you fare?" Scratches voice is achingly beautiful, a singing voice.
AndrewRogue: *he looks slightly dazed for a moment* "Er... what's up here boss?"
Dark Japheth: "Playing a rather unique game. Want to play?"
Dark Japheth: "Oh. He meant you. Sorry." He smiles, and his pale blush spreads across his face. He's not used to not being Boss.
AndrewRogue: "Er... sure I guess."
Dark Japheth: "I just wanted to know how you are doing since..."
Dark Japheth: "Since your destiny was cruelly yanked from underneath you."
AndrewRogue: *strides over to the board* "Oh?"
Sarcazmo47: Skocion just goes over and sits.
Sarcazmo47: Then he thinks better of it.
Sarcazmo47: Takes his hat off, sets it on the ground.
Sarcazmo47: And stares at it until it grows into a second chair.
Sarcazmo47: "Have a seat, Landus."
Dark Japheth: "You are getting good at this Lucid Dreaming. I couldn't do that until I was 25."
AndrewRogue: "...interesting trick boss."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion shrugs. "I'm sure you could do it too, if you tried."
AndrewRogue: "Eh heh... not a huge concern of mine boss. I don't dream like this much."
Dark Japheth: "You can. If you'd like. Skocion can teach you. Krist can't. And Riannon... well, I don't know how she is."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion shrugs. "You know ta'bael, don't you?"
AndrewRogue: "Eh heh... I played once or twice."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion gestures at the board.
Dark Japheth: "I think the king should have allies. Even I didn't have to do it alone and with only these pawns."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion shrugs.
Sarcazmo47: "There used to be a Queen."
Sarcazmo47: "They took it out a few hundred years back, for balance, I think."
Sarcazmo47: "Before that, it was almost impossible for the Illuminators to win."
Dark Japheth: "The game got Erratta'd!" He starts laughing.
Sarcazmo47: "If they didn't get slaughtered, the King almost always escaped."
Dark Japheth: "I see."
AndrewRogue: *seats himself comfortably on the chair and listens in*
Sarcazmo47: Skocion cocks his head to the side. "No one has told you about this one before?"
Dark Japheth: "Nobody introduces me to new games. Except your sister."
Dark Japheth: "Anyway, Landus. I have been speaking with your sister, too. I don't know if you can call her to your dreams to talk, like Skocion can with me. But if you can't.."
AndrewRogue: *flinches ever so slightly* "You got a sister boss?"
Dark Japheth: Nix my above statement.
AndrewRogue: (I was gonna say nix mine...)
Sarcazmo47: So which one is nixed?
AndrewRogue: (Gorth's apparently)
Dark Japheth: Mine. :P
Dark Japheth: I am DM, I trump all.
Dark Japheth: Scratch looks at skocion, and answers when he's quiet. "Yeah. He's got a sister."
Sarcazmo47: He looks annoyed and enunciates very slowly.
Dark Japheth: "Real cute. I think you'd like her, Landus."
Sarcazmo47: "So. It. Would. Seem"
Dark Japheth: "You know the story of his family? And Skocion, would you prefer to tell it, or me?"
AndrewRogue: *he... chuckles slightly* "You should share things boss."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion snorts.
Sarcazmo47: "Go ahead, old man. Give away my secrets."
Dark Japheth: He smiles. "I think all cohorts should be aware of the true things of their boss. But don't worry, I won't give away the big ones."
Dark Japheth: "His father was a glutton, a boor of a man who had the greatest tavern in all of the world. In the Deveel, anyway."
Sarcazmo47: He huffs. "See if I ever bring you company again."
Sarcazmo47: It's under his breath.
Dark Japheth: And Scratch smiles. "If you don't, I'll be sad. But your sister would keep me company. Your mother used to, but she lost the ability after she had you."
AndrewRogue: *restrains a bit of laughter at Boss's expense*
Dark Japheth: "Anyway. He worked his entire life for a bit of a noble title, spent his entire bit of money on it. Left Skocion and Caradoc and their mother to run the inn."
Dark Japheth: "And the tavern. Skocion can mix a mean drink, I think."
Dark Japheth: "Anyway, he died at a gathering for nobles. Some suspect murder, but if there was murder, it was caused by generosity. He died of a blocked heart."
Dark Japheth: "Skocion left, and his sister and mother ran the tavern until Caradoc left."
Dark Japheth: "And Skocion and Caradoc used to be good friends, until recently. About a year or two ago, I think."
Dark Japheth: "I don't know exactly."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion blinks.
Dark Japheth: "Anyway, Skocion no longer talks to Caradoc, although he really should. And Landus, I think you'd really like Caradoc. Skocion, you should play matchmaker."
Sarcazmo47: "That's not right. I haven't seen her in years."
Dark Japheth: "It'd give you a purpose in life. And you'd contribute to the healing of your harpy friend."
Dark Japheth: "You have. You have a shitty memory."
Dark Japheth: He shrugs.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion looks disgruntled.
Dark Japheth: "You talked her out of worshipping the Whore. I know this."
Dark Japheth: "Anyway. Landus. Have you spoken to your sister? Since that bitch of a granddaughter of mine happened to cross your path?"
AndrewRogue: "Once I think."
AndrewRogue: "And she's YOUR granddaughter?"
Dark Japheth: "Niniel is, not Jeanne."
AndrewRogue: "That's what I meant."
Dark Japheth: "She's also my daughter." He looks down at the board, and moves the King, gaining a Mage.
Dark Japheth: And kind of sighs.
AndrewRogue: "Eh heh... I hope you don't mind my intentions."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion snorts.
Dark Japheth: "Of course not. Hell, if I were alive, I'd kill her myself."
Dark Japheth: "Fuck, I'm tempted to ask to borrow one of your bodies so I can do it."
AndrewRogue: "I'd perfer not to lend you mine. No offense." *he... you could call it a grin I guess*
Sarcazmo47: Skocion seems uninteresting in pursuing that line of thought.
Dark Japheth: "Both of you have more reason to hate her than I do."
Dark Japheth: "Either way. Her mother, my daughter, was ... a bitch, too. I guarantee thats from her mother's side, not mine."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion waxes the traitor Mage.
Dark Japheth: Meanwhile, the King retrests quickly, back to the tower where he must be surrounded, with the Demonflesh and Red Sword guarding him,.
Dark Japheth: *retreats
Sarcazmo47: "Scratch was telling me a bit about the nature of devils, any why they wanted to attack us."
Sarcazmo47: He shakes his head. "I've never heard of a piece remaining intact like that, that skull."
AndrewRogue: "Oh. Those were devils?"
Dark Japheth: "Its a Darkskull." He sighs. "It will empower any undead in the area and make it harder to cast good spells."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion bursts out laughing. "Why did it have it in its head?"
Dark Japheth: "That particular Kyton, Barbad, child of Barbados, was particularly bored."
Sarcazmo47: "Ah. Yes. Who is Lord Barbados?"
Dark Japheth: "You don't know of Grafting? Fiends craft magical items, and replace their body parts with them."
Sarcazmo47: "No, I'm not familiar with the practices of fiends."
Dark Japheth: "Or parts from other demons or devils. They seek to gain the strengths of all and the weaknesses of none."
Sarcazmo47: "Not being one, and all."
Dark Japheth: He sighs. "You are part fiend. Most things are part fiend, sadly because of me." He shakes his head.
Dark Japheth: "Even Landus. Strangely, Riannon isn't, but Krist is. Riannon seems the least likely member of your little coterie, Skocion."
AndrewRogue: *snorts*
Sarcazmo47: Skocion shrugs.
Dark Japheth: "Come now, Landus. The question is, do you seek to emulate your ancestors, or transcend them?"
AndrewRogue: "I'd actually like to know what you're talking about."
Dark Japheth: "Skocion seems intent on emulating them. I had more faith in him." He sighs. "You might hold more promise."
Sarcazmo47: (Casts Summon Chrome VI)
Dark Japheth: "Landus, child of Ama, Child of Orodur, child of Pani, child of mortik, child of akar, child of Flora, child of Melai, child of Sotr, child of Kort, child of Luthien."
Dark Japheth: "Thats your important ancestry, a... great relative of a goddess. My old lover, although she can claim that many times, I hear."
Dark Japheth: "You also have the blood of Jezebeth, a succubus, somewhere in you. And she's one of my children, also with a succubus."
Dark Japheth: "SO you are related to both me and Luthien, and Skocion. Although greatly distant."
AndrewRogue: *he starts snickering* "Eh heh... such an illustrious family line I hold."
Dark Japheth: "Do you understand now? Heritage is everything. It used to be about reincarnation."
Dark Japheth: "Don't make light of it. Your heritage defines who you are. Where you came from."
Dark Japheth: "And usually where you will go."
AndrewRogue: "And where does this heritage put me?"
Sarcazmo47: "Up shit creek."
Sarcazmo47: This is also under his breath.
Dark Japheth: "Ha fucking ha."
AndrewRogue: "Already there boss."
Dark Japheth: "And you didn't kill yourself, which was your dark Fate. I am glad the Pillar could not claim you."
Dark Japheth: "Will you do me a favor, Landus?"
AndrewRogue: "Ask first, then I'll tell you."
AndrewRogue: (You guys mind a lurker?)
Dark Japheth: "...don't let hate consume you."
Dark Japheth: Of course not.
Dark Japheth: I invited one, but he never came, and I hate him.
Sarcazmo47: LURKER'D
Sarcazmo47: Ow, my Marines!
MrSuperOblivious has entered the room.
Dark Japheth: It may be big, it may be ugly, and you can only fit two in an overlord but it'll tear your marines to shit
Dark Japheth: omg woah jynx
AndrewRogue: (This is an RL friend of mine.)
Sarcazmo47: None of this Real Life crap.
Sarcazmo47: Only fake people are allowed in here.
Dark Japheth: Right. You people are all just text on a screen
AndrewRogue: (Ah. Indeed.)
MrSuperOblivious: Well, ive got a fake leg?
Dark Japheth: which is why I don't mind saying things like "Your mothers are all whores."
Dark Japheth: FAKE LEG DUDE OMG
Dark Japheth: 1d4 bashing damage
AndrewRogue: (...)
Dark Japheth: Anyway
MrSuperOblivious: joking
AndrewRogue: Ahem. "What?"
Dark Japheth: "Please, do not let hate consume you."
MrSuperOblivious: k, ill shut up now
Dark Japheth: "Hate is easily beaten."
Dark Japheth: (No, I request you make fun of me. Constantly. if I make a mistake, you better fucking call me on it or I swear to god I'll use admin powers to HACK YOU AND BLOW UP YOUR COMPUTER)
Dark Japheth: "But forgiveness... nothing can beat it."
Dark Japheth: "If my nephew had not forgiven me, and loved me, I could not have been murdered."
MrSuperOblivious: (sad...*cries, cause this isn't his computer*)
AndrewRogue: *he actually starts laughing* "Are you... are you suggesting that I forgive Niniel?"
Dark Japheth: "No."
Dark Japheth: "There is anger, understandably. And that requires incredible strength. Tiyrael never forgave me, Gabriel did, and Luthein did."
Dark Japheth: "But Tiyrael, strongest of all, could not forgive me."
AndrewRogue: *he shrugged* "I dunno. I could give it a shot I suppose. I got nothing left to lose anyway."
Dark Japheth: "I mean, forgive your sister."
Dark Japheth: He flinches, waiting for you to strike him, almost.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion leans back from the board.
AndrewRogue: *his eyes narrow* "Forgive her... for what?"
Dark Japheth: "Dying. Getting sick."
Dark Japheth: "Catching the bone growth."
AndrewRogue: *his relaxed position has faded as he leans towards the board* "And you want to claim that I blame her for this?"
Dark Japheth: "I do not claim falsely. You never resented the fact that she got sick, and forced you to spend your money on her and could not be with her?"
Dark Japheth: "ANd you never even slightly wished she would be better so you could spend money placing her in a school for the clerical institution? She was destined to be a cleric of Luthien, if you want to know."
Dark Japheth: "And she might yet still do so."
AndrewRogue: *he grits his teeth and forces himself to lean back* "What do you mean?"
Dark Japheth: He shrugs. "But you need to forgive her. For dying. She thinks you hate her."
Dark Japheth: "And fear her more than anything."
AndrewRogue: "I... don't hate her." *he finally says* "I hate what happened to her, but I don't hate her for it."
Dark Japheth: "This is good. Tell her that, next time you two speak."
AndrewRogue: *his nod is somewhat subdued*
Dark Japheth: Break for a little bit. While I have to go return movies... I have a question for y'all.
Dark Japheth: What do you think good old Scratch's alignment is?
AndrewRogue: ...NE/CE
AndrewRogue: ...er... misred that.
Dark Japheth: What?
AndrewRogue: Ahem... some shade of Neutral with evil tendencies.
Sarcazmo47: TN, I'll go with.
Sarcazmo47: Most dead people tend to be TN.
AndrewRogue: Mild, but he has them.
Dark Japheth: Heh.
Dark Japheth: ANd good tendencies.
AndrewRogue: Good point.
Dark Japheth: brb returning movies.
AndrewRogue: Right'o.
Sarcazmo47: Sooooo.
MrSuperOblivious: TN
Sarcazmo47: I WANNA USE MY POISON
MrSuperOblivious: From what ive seen
AndrewRogue: KILL THE BITCH
AndrewRogue: Ahem.
Sarcazmo47: It's be SUPER COOL
AndrewRogue: Oh. Yeah. Kirk, Matt. Matt, Kirk.
MrSuperOblivious: *STAB*
MrSuperOblivious: Hello
Sarcazmo47: That's one way to greet a man.
Sarcazmo47: Sup.
MrSuperOblivious: I've heard good things about you
Sarcazmo47: That sounds kind of creepy.
AndrewRogue: ...I've said good things about Kirk?
Sarcazmo47: Andrew, what have you been saying about me?
Sarcazmo47: Is this more of that Wuv crap?
MrSuperOblivious: Well, RP-wise
AndrewRogue: WUV
Sarcazmo47: Hah.
MrSuperOblivious: Oh don't get me started on his "Wuv" crap
Sarcazmo47: Yes, that's the rumor.
Sarcazmo47: I play Cha characters. It works out.
MrSuperOblivious: It, I think, exists in an alternate plane
Sarcazmo47: The Plane of Wuv?
Sarcazmo47: *shudder*
AndrewRogue: Its my home plane.
Sarcazmo47: It's your GRAVE
Sarcazmo47: *STAB*
MrSuperOblivious: Ewww... Reminds me of nodwick
AndrewRogue: I'm an Evil Outsider!
AndrewRogue: <3
Sarcazmo47: ...no, you refer to being from the Wuv plane as Fags.
AndrewRogue: Anyway... uh... yeah. Matt here is looking to join RP of some sort.
AndrewRogue: And aww, you're mean to me.
Sarcazmo47: Yes.
Sarcazmo47: Yes I am.
Sarcazmo47: IS HE?
Sarcazmo47: HOW VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERY INTERESTING
Sarcazmo47: You should join this game.
AndrewRogue: That is if he ever learns to type properly <_<
Sarcazmo47: Right now.
Sarcazmo47: Well, yes,
Sarcazmo47: Learn to type.
Sarcazmo47: And capitalize.
Sarcazmo47: And then join this game.
MrSuperOblivious: Well, I'm not exactly sure how active I can be at the moment.
Sarcazmo47: Pshaw.
AndrewRogue: WHOAMG.
AndrewRogue: PROPER TYPE'D
AndrewRogue: <_<
MrSuperOblivious: What. I can do it if I want.
Sarcazmo47: Do you see how it works, Andrew? It's all about the Commanding Presence (TM)
Sarcazmo47: COMMAND'D
MrSuperOblivious: Ooooh! Teacher, I wanna learn more!
Sarcazmo47: Bandon needs to get into a fight.
Sarcazmo47: Really bad.
AndrewRogue: And it'll turn out like our duel -_-
MrSuperOblivious: With an invisible bear... Like in Family Guy.
Sarcazmo47: Heh.
Sarcazmo47: I need more spells, so he can transform into Hulk Bandon.
AndrewRogue: Heh.
Sarcazmo47: Kirk was poking around with the divine spell list, and noticed the Divine Power and Rightous Might spells.
MrSuperOblivious: "Mr. Bandon, someone just smashed your temple."
Sarcazmo47: And he went "Ooo!"
AndrewRogue: Vow of what? Peace? Whassat?
AndrewRogue: <_<
Sarcazmo47: Hey, he can SMASH....for subdual.
MrSuperOblivious: "Wha? Grrr... Hulk Bandon Mad! Hulk Bandon Smash!"
AndrewRogue: Matt catches on quick.
Sarcazmo47: He could take take Subdual Substitution and start subdually Flamestriking people.
AndrewRogue: ...ow.
MrSuperOblivious: And thus, existence as we know it is ended.
Sarcazmo47: HAH
AndrewRogue: He could beat Aria better <_< No more failed Subdual Coups!
Sarcazmo47: HAH
Sarcazmo47: +2 weapon!
MrSuperOblivious: Unless he rolls like Andrew.
Sarcazmo47: 1d6 + 1 damage!
Sarcazmo47: No, he just doesn't deal damage.
Sarcazmo47: He heals people.
Sarcazmo47: And gives out cookies.
Sarcazmo47: And makes drinks.
Sarcazmo47: And sleeps with women.
Sarcazmo47: And gets his arms cut off by Ur-Priests every once in a while.
Sarcazmo47: You know, to mix it up.
MrSuperOblivious: Oooh, drinking women, sleeping with cookies, eating drinks... Wait, did I miss something?
Sarcazmo47: No no, you got it.
MrSuperOblivious: Oh, ok.
Sarcazmo47: Sleeping with cookies. It's like the best of both worlds!
Sarcazmo47: What could possibly go wrong?
MrSuperOblivious: Crumbs in the bed. Momma don't like dat.
Sarcazmo47: Good call.
AndrewRogue: Matt's a smart man.
AndrewRogue: I taught him.
Sarcazmo47: Taught him what?
AndrewRogue: ...uh.
AndrewRogue: Matt, help me out here.
AndrewRogue: What did I teach you?
MrSuperOblivious: About Wuv.
AndrewRogue: ...that sounds so wrong.
MrSuperOblivious: Sarcasm and cynicism then.
AndrewRogue: Oh. That's better then.
MrSuperOblivious: Wheras I thought you how to cuss.
MrSuperOblivious: Like a sailor.
AndrewRogue: Yar.
Sarcazmo47: Why am I not surprised that Andrew failed at cussing?
AndrewRogue: ... <_<
MrSuperOblivious: Well, ya gotta fail at somethin.
AndrewRogue: Look, I suck at being bad/evil okay.
MrSuperOblivious: Andrew also fails at work ethic.
AndrewRogue: ...the hell do you do in it then?
MrSuperOblivious: I also fail. But I do it with a smile!
MrSuperOblivious: Or a frown... Whichever comes first.
AndrewRogue: Indeed.
Sarcazmo47: Or something.
Sarcazmo47: Allright.
MrSuperOblivious: More or less
Sarcazmo47: Chrome's time has RUN OUT
Sarcazmo47: Grrr!
AndrewRogue: Lemme try. *casts summon Chrome XXX*
MrSuperOblivious: *Chromes car explodes* "Times up!"
MrSuperOblivious: Ahh, then he'll be naked!
AndrewRogue: Its the strongest summon I know.
Sarcazmo47: Or he'll shave his head and get optical implants.
Dark Japheth: So this Matt... he sounds like an imposter.
MrSuperOblivious: I am.
AndrewRogue: ...crap.
Sarcazmo47: He's a False Matt?
Dark Japheth: Yes. You are but a fragment of glory of the True Matt.
AndrewRogue: I forgot to go get dinner.
Dark Japheth: Who also goes by the name of Gorth.
Dark Japheth: Heh. So did I.
Dark Japheth: Which is why I included a subway run!
MrSuperOblivious: Wait... I had glory?
Dark Japheth: OMG TERIYAKI SANDWITCH > GOD
Sarcazmo47: I didn't, since I'm smarter than all of you.
Dark Japheth: You are a fragment of Glory
AndrewRogue: DJ here is Gorth is Matt.
Dark Japheth: More like... Goy.
Sarcazmo47: You are hereby dubbed Glory Boy.
MrSuperOblivious: Sounds like a sauce on on some chinese food.
AndrewRogue: Mmm... Goy
Dark Japheth: Yes. Screenname means, roughly, Dark Japheth. Japheth is one of the sons of Noah.
MrSuperOblivious: So that makes you... An anti christ?
Dark Japheth: And an awesome mage.
Dark Japheth: .....of course not.
Sarcazmo47: ...so you're a dead black guy?
Dark Japheth: Do I reek of melodrama?
Dark Japheth: I am of course, dead. I would be black, but god doesn't hate me that much.
Dark Japheth: :P
MrSuperOblivious: "Eww, thats not melodrama!"
Dark Japheth: Oh, I'll make random racist comments
Sarcazmo47: NO ONE CARES
Dark Japheth: For example, I refer to Lag as "The chatroom is acting an aweful lot like a nigger."
Dark Japheth: I am not actually racist.
MrSuperOblivious: As long as you hate everyone, you can't be racist.
Dark Japheth: I need to give everyone who meets me "the warning"
Sarcazmo47: Why not just tattoo it on your forehead?
Dark Japheth: I don't hate everyone. I love Kirk and Andrew, here. That has nothing to do with the fact that both are white and almost the Master Race.
MrSuperOblivious: Besides, I call pichu gay.
Dark Japheth: Because then I'd get stabbed. I live less than two hours from LA.
Dark Japheth: :P
Sarcazmo47: Ah.
Sarcazmo47: That'll do it.
Dark Japheth: Heh! Fags are funny. Look at Andrew!
Sarcazmo47: ANYWAY.
AndrewRogue: ...
Dark Japheth: Yes, anyway.
Dark Japheth: You seek to join my game?
AndrewRogue: Y'know, fuck you Gorth ^_^
MrSuperOblivious: Can anyone say burned?
Sarcazmo47: I can!
Sarcazmo47: I can!
MrSuperOblivious: Sure.
Sarcazmo47: BURNINATED
Dark Japheth: You fail
Sarcazmo47: FUCK
Dark Japheth: you got a 1 on your Speak check
MrSuperOblivious: Trogdor'd!
Dark Japheth: You know of trogdor. Therefore you rock.
Dark Japheth: Anyway, to join
AndrewRogue: You have to make your character plot weakness free.
AndrewRogue: <_<
Dark Japheth: I need a level 4 character, your firstborn child, and a few backstory pages.
Dark Japheth: ....the firstborn child was supposed to be BLACK
AndrewRogue: XD
Dark Japheth: THAT DID NOT WORK FUCK YOU AIM
MrSuperOblivious: I can do that... But at the moment I am book-less
AndrewRogue: SRD Matt.
Dark Japheth: www.opengamingfoundation.org
Dark Japheth: There I fixed your book problems
Dark Japheth: I gave my 3.0 book away. :P
MrSuperOblivious: ok, that works
Dark Japheth: So I use that for mechanical things, everything else has been memorized because I'm insane.
Dark Japheth: hint- the group has no clerics
Dark Japheth: the group could use a cleric
Dark Japheth: Hey, I like clerics. Enough of a hint?
MrSuperOblivious: what about a bard?
MrSuperOblivious: or a cleric?
AndrewRogue: ... *ducks*
MrSuperOblivious: *Watches the mallard ducks fly overhead*
Dark Japheth: Bards. Suck.
Dark Japheth: And the only bard cleric who has been with the party for a while fucked with the group
Dark Japheth: And ESPECIALLY landus
AndrewRogue: Literally and figureativly. Whee.
Dark Japheth: But Landus got the better end of the deal, I think- sleeping with someone who has 21 charisma = worth a sister
AndrewRogue: XD
MrSuperOblivious: So, I'd guess that bards are like the anit-christ's of the group.
Sarcazmo47: We actually have a druid.
Sarcazmo47: So we're covered for healing spells.
Sarcazmo47: We could really use a mage, too.
Dark Japheth: Mages.
Dark Japheth: Yes.
Sarcazmo47: Arcane-ness is sorta.....lacking.
Dark Japheth: The group needs a mage
Dark Japheth: not the pseudoarcanity of Skocion
MrSuperOblivious: Sooooooooo. Spellcasters in general then?
Dark Japheth: Yes
Dark Japheth: But not bards
Sarcazmo47: Hey, make whatever you want, man.
Sarcazmo47: We can cope.
MrSuperOblivious: *A bard peeks his head out of an alleyway and...*
Sarcazmo47: Or get Dark Bird Man to plot out a 20 level progression for you in exquisite detail.
Dark Japheth: DIES
Dark Japheth: Yes.
MrSuperOblivious: Thats what i thought
Dark Japheth: DBM is fucking INSANE with that
Dark Japheth: He's got access to more supplements than Skocion has contacts
MrSuperOblivious: Mmmmmmmm.... Pop-Tarts.
Sarcazmo47: POP-TART'D
MrSuperOblivious: (Sorry, roommate just got a raspberry pop-tart.
MrSuperOblivious: )
Sarcazmo47: So.
AndrewRogue: So indeed.
Dark Japheth: Anyhoo.
Sarcazmo47: I call for going on without Chrome.
Dark Japheth: Very well.
Sarcazmo47: Because he is the suck and not here.
MrSuperOblivious: Suck'd!
Sarcazmo47: He catches on quick.
AndrewRogue: Yep.
Dark Japheth: "Anyway, Skocion.. have fun with your little potion."
Sarcazmo47: "We'll see."
Sarcazmo47: "I take it I shouldn't poke it with my finger?"
Dark Japheth: "Only if you want to die."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion shrugs.
AndrewRogue: ...XD
Sarcazmo47: GARGLE
AndrewRogue: BEST.TIMING.EVER
MrSuperOblivious: (Well, find a stick to poke it with)
Chromeus18 has entered the room.
Dark Japheth: "Anyway. Go on, shoo. Your sister is coming soon. So wake up."
Dark Japheth: He vanishes.
Chromeus18: ACK
Sarcazmo47: ....
Sarcazmo47: Who was he talking to?
Dark Japheth: You.
Dark Japheth: Or Landus.
Dark Japheth: He wasn't clear.
Sarcazmo47: I hate you.
Sarcazmo47: Sup, Chrome?
Chromeus18: how much have i missed?
Sarcazmo47: None.
Sarcazmo47: We dream-sequenced.
AndrewRogue: (Just dreams and Scratch talk)
Chromeus18: ahhh ok
Dark Japheth: heh
Dark Japheth: Scratch = coolest NPC ever
MrSuperOblivious: Lvl 20?
Chromeus18: does that give me time to run to wendy's because i'm a blatant corporate whore?
Dark Japheth: Scratch, before he died...
Sarcazmo47: We like coroporate whores.
MrSuperOblivious: Hehe... Whore...
AndrewRogue: NO. I want food and I can't get it ;_;
Dark Japheth: was Outsider 20/Bard 30/Sorceror 30/Cleric 30/Paladin of Slaughter 10
Chromeus18: i'll bring you back a bacon mushroom melt
MrSuperOblivious: Haha! I ate dinner.
Sarcazmo47: That Darkskull is SO becoming the the headpiece for Skocion's cane.
AndrewRogue: XD
Sarcazmo47: Is that in the DMG?
MrSuperOblivious: Oooh. Part bard. He's dead.
Dark Japheth: Yes.
Dark Japheth: He's been dead for a while.
Chromeus18: i'm goin to go get food. brb
Dark Japheth: But most people of his calibur had quite a few bard levels.
Dark Japheth: Bards are important.
MrSuperOblivious: Oh. Well, that makes sense.
AndrewRogue: Hang on a sec. I wanna see if there's any food in this suite.
Dark Japheth: I ripped off Tolkien. If you've read the Silmarillion, you understand what I'm talking about.
Dark Japheth: ok.
MrSuperOblivious: Have'nt. Was going to, but got bored.
Sarcazmo47: It's a very dull book.
AndrewRogue: Matt is a Tolkein bitch <_<
Dark Japheth: Its fucking awesome you all lose 100 XP for SUCKING TOO HARD TO UNDERSTAND THE FUCKING PWN THAT IS TOLKIEN
Dark Japheth: HE IS GOD
AndrewRogue: Ahem. Found doughnuts to eat though.
Dark Japheth: Yay doughnuts!
MrSuperOblivious: Mmmm... Doughnuts....
MrSuperOblivious: Go Tolkien!
Dark Japheth: YES GOOD MAN
Dark Japheth: *sigh*
MrSuperOblivious: *Dreams of nekkid elven women*
AndrewRogue: Cat-Girls > Elves
Dark Japheth: So do I. I also dream about killing them by stabbing their throat, then fucking the wound.
Dark Japheth: I won't even touch *that* statement with a 20 foot pole
Dark Japheth: actually, fuck it
Dark Japheth: FURRIES SUCK
Dark Japheth: SUUUUCK
AndrewRogue: Fox Girl'd?
Dark Japheth: Neko Kin are VAGUELY amusing as a diversion but Foxes > most other animals
Sarcazmo47: ...
Dark Japheth: Yes. Fox Girls are cool. But, they are the exception that proves the rule.
Sarcazmo47: ...
Dark Japheth: Them and the Ninja Turtles
Sarcazmo47: ...
AndrewRogue: Woot. I managed to make my race semi-amusing.
Dark Japheth: THe only anthropomorphs allowed to exist
Dark Japheth: ONLY ONES
Sarcazmo47: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWW MY BRAIN
Dark Japheth: JFK WAS KILLED BY A FURRY
Sarcazmo47: MAKE IT STOP
AndrewRogue: ...we broke... Kirk?
Dark Japheth: EVERY TIME YOU TALK WELL OF THEM, THEY GAIN EVIL POWER
Dark Japheth: *hits reset button*
AndrewRogue: I never thought I'd see the day.
Sarcazmo47: What day?
AndrewRogue: That we temporarily broke you :p
MrSuperOblivious: Yay, Go ninja Turtles!
Sarcazmo47: Anyhoo! HAHAHA, Skocion dragged you into Dreamspace without asking!
AndrewRogue: Yes he did.
MrSuperOblivious: And joo got dream'd
Sarcazmo47: Where up is down, left is right, and The Six Dollar Burger costs $5.99
Dark Japheth: ...it actually does.
AndrewRogue: ...quit talking about food.
Dark Japheth: At the carls junior I go to
Sarcazmo47: It's a joke, son.
Sarcazmo47: You can laugh.
Dark Japheth: Thank god for my AWESOME SUBWAY SANDWITCH
Dark Japheth: MMMMM
Dark Japheth: *takes bite*
AndrewRogue: Damn you.
Sarcazmo47: Good thing I already had a THICK CUT PORK CHOP
MrSuperOblivious: I had some cup-noodles earlier.
Dark Japheth: Mmm. Half a foot. Of pure awesome goodness
AndrewRogue: ...I don't like Pork actually.
Sarcazmo47: For tomorrow, I savor the delicacies of Food On A Stick!
Dark Japheth: Peppers, onions, lettuce, teriyaki
Dark Japheth: I want soup on a stick
MrSuperOblivious: Hehe... Stick...
Sarcazmo47: To the State Fair, where ANYTHING can be found on a stick...for the right price.
Dark Japheth: and will not respect food on a stick until they can get me my clam chowder on a stick.
AndrewRogue: ...hell. Yes.
Sarcazmo47: THey could.
AndrewRogue: I want that.
Dark Japheth: I bet
Dark Japheth: You also want my sammich, I think.
MrSuperOblivious: I want wanton on a stick.
Sarcazmo47: I want Staci on a stick.
AndrewRogue: ...
Dark Japheth: SHUT UP PF
Dark Japheth: SHUT UP PF/GORTH
MrSuperOblivious: Ooooh! And Ewwww!
Dark Japheth: *hits self*
Sarcazmo47: Yeah, I earned that one.
Dark Japheth: *hits himself badly*
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 18
Dark Japheth: ....I threaten a critical
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 9
Dark Japheth: ...but it is not verified. Oh freaking well.
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 3-sided die: 1
Sarcazmo47: I think that's a hit. You've got Power Critical, don't you?
Dark Japheth: I take 1 subdual damage
Dark Japheth: I don't. My feats are Skill Focus (Knowledge: Useless) and Martial Weapon Proficiency- Longbow
Sarcazmo47: Wow, you suck.
Dark Japheth: ....I actually had to make myself for a RPG once. :P
AndrewRogue: You're only level 1?
Sarcazmo47: I shall not ask
Dark Japheth: The catch was, other people had to pick our ability scores.
Dark Japheth: Of course, we were only level 1. We gained levels as we played.
AndrewRogue: Ah.
Dark Japheth: Storyline- we are all in a plane for whatever reason and crash
Dark Japheth: So we had to act exactly as we were.
MrSuperOblivious: Do you have knowledge:jackass? I do. It comes from andrew.
Dark Japheth: Talk to Alex about that one. He was in on it.
Sarcazmo47: JACKASS
Dark Japheth: JACKASS'D
Sarcazmo47: Weeman, kick yourself in the head!
AndrewRogue: Knowledge: Pedophilia ring a bell Matt?
Dark Japheth: Anyway, my ability scores were Str 9, Dex 12, Con 16, int 14, wis 9, cha 10
MrSuperOblivious: STFU.
AndrewRogue: :p
Sarcazmo47: n00b!
AndrewRogue: I'm kidding.
Dark Japheth: And I am an Expert. We all were.
MrSuperOblivious: You know she's hot, and I ain't breakin up with her.
Dark Japheth: Dunno, it was cool.
Dark Japheth: ....what
Dark Japheth: I must know
Dark Japheth: Pedophilia
AndrewRogue: XD
Dark Japheth: how old is she.
Sarcazmo47: He has a girlfriend that's 17.
Dark Japheth: Oh
Dark Japheth: Thats not pedophilia
Sarcazmo47: At a guess.
Dark Japheth: thats jsut SMART
MrSuperOblivious: Um, 15.
Sarcazmo47: Ah.
Sarcazmo47: And how are you?
Dark Japheth: ....
MrSuperOblivious: I'm 18.
Dark Japheth: 15 is the limit.
Sarcazmo47: That's not so bad.
Dark Japheth: Three years difference
Dark Japheth: Until both are 20 or older
AndrewRogue: Yep.
Sarcazmo47: I dated a 13 year old when I was 17.
MrSuperOblivious: EXACTLY. Jackass(points at andrew)
Dark Japheth: Otherwise its creepy and I have to turn you in.
AndrewRogue: XD
Dark Japheth: Kirk, I would never do that. Without at least two beers or four shots of Jack
AndrewRogue: *summons chrome back*
MrSuperOblivious: When does new family guy start?
AndrewRogue: ...next year, no?
Sarcazmo47: NOT SOON ENOUGH
MrSuperOblivious: Looking on the internet, can't find it.
Sarcazmo47: 111-1111! Lois? DAMN!
Chromeus18: back
AndrewRogue: 111-1112! Lois? DAMN!
MrSuperOblivious: There, Found it!
Sarcazmo47: BACK
Sarcazmo47: YAY
Dark Japheth: Huzzah!
Dark Japheth: Chrome, your dream sequence
Dark Japheth: ~-~-~Begin~-~-~
Chromeus18: ok
Dark Japheth: A rather hot anthropomorphic frog, naked, stands covered in honey. You lick it all off her, inch by inch, from a distance of like... 10 feet.
Dark Japheth: ~-~-~End~-~-~
AndrewRogue: (BRB. One minute guys.)
Chromeus18: ... i had a wet dream
Chromeus18: a wet STICKY dream
Dark Japheth: A NORMAL NON PROPHETIC DREAM SEQUENCE
Dark Japheth: OH MY GOD
Sarcazmo47: HOLY SHIT
Chromeus18: it is prophetic though!
Dark Japheth: Is tempted to sig it.
Chromeus18: soon froggy sex will be had
Dark Japheth: If your species has females
Chromeus18: some frogs are hermaphroditic
Dark Japheth: I haven't decided yet whether they are like real frogs and change gender depending on season
Dark Japheth: :P
Chromeus18: *becomes girl*
Dark Japheth: ....then you must seduce Skocion
Chromeus18: i'm like a bad hentai character
Sarcazmo47: You can seduce Skocion during any season.
Sarcazmo47: >.>
Chromeus18: would thou like male flavored frog or female ;-)
Sarcazmo47: I think the creepiness factor is skyrocketing, here.
Dark Japheth: ......Indeed
Dark Japheth: Chrome gets a permanant +4 to his Creepiness stat
Chromeus18: yes, the goal is to be BIZAAARO
Sarcazmo47: Well, objective achieved, asshole.
Sarcazmo47: Oh, did there need to be any Krist/Skocion RP?
Dark Japheth: If so do it now!
Sarcazmo47: Asking for more money or anything?
MrSuperOblivious: I'm back from watching family guy clips!
Sarcazmo47: Yay!
Sarcazmo47: Chrome? Did you die?
Sarcazmo47: Damn.
Chromeus18: i'm here!
MrSuperOblivious: Looks like everbody died.
Chromeus18: sorry, was shoving my face full of bacony, mushroomy, cheesy, burgery goodness
Chromeus18: we can save RP for actual game though
MrSuperOblivious: Mmmm... Bacony, mushroomy, chessy, burgery, goodness...
Chromeus18: now to drain the cheese out of my ear
Sarcazmo47: Cheese....mmm.
Sarcazmo47: It is game!
Sarcazmo47: Gogogo!
Dark Japheth: I am sad.
Chromeus18: Ogogog!
MrSuperOblivious: *Slips, falls, dies*
Chromeus18: why is gorth the sad panda?
Dark Japheth: We appear to not all be here.
Sarcazmo47: Andrew is....supposed to be right back.
Dark Japheth: Such was his destiny.
Dark Japheth: I fear he left to get food.
MrSuperOblivious: Which he will not find.
Chromeus18: /|\(oo)/|\ <-- FACE BAT
Chromeus18: SLAY
AndrewRogue: Uh... sorry.
AndrewRogue: Got accousted by suite mates.
Dark Japheth: Its ok.
Dark Japheth: Fast forward to Rivas Kul, and the description of good old Queklain's palace?
Dark Japheth: And of course, the Bazaar.
Chromeus18: eat their brains and smear your chest with their beating hearts.
AndrewRogue: Sure.
MrSuperOblivious: Or, just bake them in an oven until they're JUST right.
Chromeus18: and now i quit reading Lovecraft.
Chromeus18: before something awful happens to misty
Dark Japheth: You stand outside the Bazaar. The similarity to the Deveel is indescribable.
Sarcazmo47: FOOMP
Dark Japheth: Its... the same place. But here, the roads are literally paved in Iron.
Dark Japheth: IRON.
Dark Japheth: The lamps are tall, and strong. Their flames burn up bright. The slight rain that covers all of Rivas Kul is even slighter here, and the flames flicker at each raindrop.
Chromeus18: (shoot a lightning bolt on it and kill everyone on it)
Dark Japheth: There are no tents- people here are richer. There are only stores, official ones. Things are somewhat haphazardly ordered.
Dark Japheth: You hear a street vendor- "Hearts! Artichoke, harpy, demon, angel, I got em here! You need spell components, I got them!"
Dark Japheth: Someone else- "Sell your services for a romp with the most beautiful whore and priestess ever!"
Dark Japheth: The elves here are all pale in skin, with dark hair.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion's cane rings a flat tone every time it clacks against the street. Is the center of the Bazaar likely to be the managment district, and the offices of the person in charge?
Dark Japheth: Management. In the very center is the mansion of Queklain.
Dark Japheth: You can tell this because it is tall, forboding, and covered in spikes.
Sarcazmo47: Nice.
Dark Japheth: Imagine a suit of full plate mail, in black iron. Then add spikes. You have the Mansion. Which, really, is more of a fortress.
Chromeus18: (whoamg)
Sarcazmo47: Skocion leads them right on up to the front doors.
Dark Japheth: A moat surrounds the place, inside the fence. It is dark, murky water, and shapes bounce out of it once in a while. A few blind fish crawl about inside, with luminescence.
Chromeus18: is there a sign on the door that says "Abandon hope all ye who enter here?"
Sarcazmo47: No, it says "Wipe your feet."
Dark Japheth: The doorman, clearly an abberation by the look of his flesh (half fish, maybe? his skin is slimy, and his teeth are sharpened) grins. "What is your business within the home of the master?"
Chromeus18: Krist blinks
Sarcazmo47: "My name is Skocion Atrox, and I am here socially."
Dark Japheth: Inside, you hear the faint classical music being played on piano.
Dark Japheth: "Ah, the Baron Atrox. Welcome. I am told to expect you."
AndrewRogue: *does his seeing-eye Harpy/bodyguard thing as usual*
Sarcazmo47: Skocion quirks an eyebrow.
Sarcazmo47: "I see."
Chromeus18: (said the blind man)
Sarcazmo47: (to his deaf.....fish.)
Chromeus18: Krist surveys the scene quietly.
AndrewRogue: "Eh heh... that's interesting, ain't it boss?"
Dark Japheth: http://www.ocremix.org/detailmix.php?mixid =OCR01025
Dark Japheth: This is the song.
Dark Japheth: "Well, come on in from the rain. Can I take your coats or hats?" It grins, and points to a hatrack.
Dark Japheth: Which is clearly made from iron. At the end of each is a particularly sharp hook. it could probably double as a nasty weapon.
Chromeus18: "No thanks." *walks in*
Sarcazmo47: Skocion takes his hat off, and shakes the rain off of it, and then puts it back on.
AndrewRogue: *Landus shakes his head. He isn't even wearing a hat or coat*
Chromeus18: (how hard is it raining?)
Dark Japheth: "Very well."
Dark Japheth: Fairly light.
Sarcazmo47: "Is your master available?"
Dark Japheth: "Go on upstairs. The Marquis is in the music room. Third door on the left."
Chromeus18: Krist shakes any loose water from his makeshift cloak, and then wraps it back around himself.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion blinks and shrugs. "Thank you."
Sarcazmo47: And lets Landus lead the way.
AndrewRogue: *and he does so*
Chromeus18: Krist follows
Dark Japheth: Inside, in a room clearly dedicated to music, is the Marquis. His white hair falls down upon his back, in a ponytail.
Dark Japheth: he sits at the piano, playing the gentle music you heard outside.
Sarcazmo47: BISHONEN'D
Sarcazmo47: Of course, mine is just as bad.
AndrewRogue: (*fills the Shonen spot* <_<)
Dark Japheth: Various musical instruments, and heads, dot the walls. An oriental Biwa, a Nagukorian device, sits there, and has seen recent use.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion proceeds into the room and waits quietly, politely waiting for the song to end.
Dark Japheth: Some of the heads on his wall include one of a clear demon- a balor. Its eyes look down menacingly. A dragon skull forms the base for his chair.
Dark Japheth: After about three minutes, he slows down and ceases to play. And then, without turning around, he smiles. "Baron Skocion Atrox. Welcome to my parlor." He spins around the skull, and turns to look at you all.
Sarcazmo47: "Said the spider to the fly?" He grins.
Sarcazmo47: And bows.
Sarcazmo47: With a flourish, taking off his hat.
Dark Japheth: His red eye, bloodshot, has a white pupil and a yellowed iris, and he focuses it on all of you. "You've heard the statement before."
Dark Japheth: He grins. "What brings you to my humble home, Baron?"
Dark Japheth: "Research?" His eye, his good one, twinkles with merriment, and he smiles. "You should know I do not give away my secrets as to how the Bazaar became a success."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion comes out of his bow, and puts his hat back on in the same motion. "I am taking you up on your offer for a visit. Purely personal."
Dark Japheth: "I see." He smiles. "What of your guests? Come, introduce yourselves." He smiles to both of Skocion's hands, standing at each of his sides.
Chromeus18: (Lan: THE MARQUIS IS NIIIIIIIINIEL!)
AndrewRogue: (...ew.)
Dark Japheth: (THE MARQUIS IS SCRAAAAATCH)
Dark Japheth: (SCRATCH IS KARNAAAAAAAGE)
Dark Japheth: (KARNAGE IS NINIEEL!)
Sarcazmo47: Anyhoo.
Dark Japheth: Yes anyway.
Sarcazmo47: "This is Krist, my bodyguard. And this is Landus, my guide."
Chromeus18: "I am called Krist Mongo." *bows his head a bit*
AndrewRogue: *basically imitates Krist* "Landus Silfar."
Dark Japheth: He smiles at Krist. "A kuo-toa. And a harpy. And you still both live. They must be well paid to not kill each other." He smiles.
Dark Japheth: "ANd Mongo, hmm. A Nagukorian name if I've ever heard one. Lanathadar shared your last name. A warrior of hope."
Dark Japheth: "I doubt he'd be in with the Kuo-Toa, but be proud of that name, and sully it not."
Dark Japheth: "And Landus, I have heard much of you already." He sighs, his eyes go downcast. "I offer my condolences for your loss."
Chromeus18: "Yes, I'm aware of that. I keep it high on my wall."
AndrewRogue: *raises an eyebrow* "Well, thank you for such Marquis."
Dark Japheth: "So what is this personal business which brings you to me?"
Sarcazmo47: Skocion is quiet for a moment. "You play very well, Marquis. It's not a tune I'm familiar with."
Dark Japheth: "Thank you. I've practiced for the past fifty years."
Dark Japheth: "The tune is one I played at my first wedding."
Dark Japheth: He smiles. "You avoid my questions, though."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion shrugs, and walks over to the piano.
Dark Japheth: "Care to play a tune?"
Chromeus18: (we just came for tea and crumpets!)
Sarcazmo47: He reaches into his pouch and produces a stone jar, and places it on top of the piano.
Dark Japheth: He looks at the jar with his reddened eye. "I see."
Dark Japheth: "Which of my charming dinner guests do you plan to kill?"
Sarcazmo47: "How much do you know about Miss Niniel, Marquis?"
Dark Japheth: "I know she is a child of Arwen."
Dark Japheth: "I know she is also a priest of Arwen. And more talented than I at a mere piano."
Dark Japheth: "I also know that she is a great betrayer."
AndrewRogue: *snorts*
Dark Japheth: *looks at Landus* "So her, then?" He sighs. "I had so wished to... sample her delights... before you killed her."
Dark Japheth: He exhales. "But it must be done, I suppose. How do you propose to poison her? With it in the food?"
Sarcazmo47: Skocion bobs his head. "If it is possible."
Dark Japheth: "I see."
Dark Japheth: "You are lucky, only her and myself were going to dine tonight. Would you care to be at the meal?"
Sarcazmo47: "I would be personally indebted to you if you would do this for us, Marquis."
Sarcazmo47: "And yes, we would be delighted."
AndrewRogue: *chuckles*
Sarcazmo47: "It might be best if we showed up a little late, however."
Dark Japheth: "I am fully aware. You would owe me a great boon." His eye swivels. "Even you, Landus? Do you think you can sit civilly?"
Dark Japheth: "I will have no overt violence in my halls."
AndrewRogue: "I..." *he shows his teeth in a wide grin* "...am sure I can contain myself for a bit."
Dark Japheth: "Good. Civility must be maintained- without it, we all fall to savagery."
AndrewRogue: "Of course Marquis."
Dark Japheth: He sighs. "Do you want to personally do it, or do you trust my cooks?"
Chromeus18: Krist stands silently, his throat fluffing up.
Sarcazmo47: "I have complete faith in you and yours, Marquis."
Dark Japheth: "Good." He opens the jar.
Dark Japheth: The screaming begins, slowly, and he looks at you. "What is this?"
Sarcazmo47: Skocion narrows his eyes and looks into the jar, and says in a sharp tone, "Be silent!"
Dark Japheth: The sound immediately stops. "A spiritual poison, then." Queklain smiles.
Sarcazmo47: "It is the Gr'oli'kam."
Chromeus18: (know:hist help me any to know wtf that is?)
Dark Japheth: Sure.
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 18
Dark Japheth: Anyone else want to roll for it?
Chromeus18: 24
Sarcazmo47: Arcana'd! And Religion'd!
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 2 6-sided dice: 1 2
AndrewRogue: I got nothing, so no.
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 2 20-sided dice: 13 9
Sarcazmo47: 20, 19.
Chromeus18: ...you just said it, wouldn't you know what it is?
Sarcazmo47: Hey, never hurts to roll.
Dark Japheth: "...I see."
Dark Japheth: "Well, this should be fun." He goes to a small little holder in the corner of the room, and grabs an umbrella. "Feel free to conceal one to dinner, each of you."
Dark Japheth: "It'll take approximately forty five seconds from her first bite."
Sarcazmo47: He wants us to bring umbrellas?
AndrewRogue: (XD)
Sarcazmo47: Skocion shrugs and takes an umbrella.
AndrewRogue: *takes one*
MrSuperOblivious: (Is it a magic umbrella?)
Sarcazmo47: Does he put us somewhere to wait for a while?
Dark Japheth: He does indeed. He tells you to wait in the room, and Scal will collect you.
Sarcazmo47: *waits*
Chromeus18: *takes one as well, looking at it queerly*
AndrewRogue: *waits plesantly cheerful, even humming slightly*
Chromeus18: (*jumps out the window, and floats down like mary poppins*)
MrSuperOblivious: (Does The Penguin have Weapon Focus: Umbrella?)
Dark Japheth: In about half an hour, the Skum comes by to you. And smiles his fishy smile. "The master awaits you in the dining hall. Be on your best behavior."
Dark Japheth: (The Penguin has Divine Weapon Focus: Umbrella)
Sarcazmo47: Skocion bows from the waist and follows.
AndrewRogue: *follows, killing his grin*
Chromeus18: *follows as well, not saying a word*
Dark Japheth: THe Dining Room is just that- a room of civility. Both Niniel, who is just as strikingly beautiful as ever (and dressed in even more skintight clothing) and the Marquis are gently eating Salad.
Dark Japheth: The Marquis looks, turns, and stands- Niniel, out of politeness, too, stands.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion grins his most evilest grin as he comes in.
Dark Japheth: The Marquis- "...Welcome, Baron. You and your friends may seat yourselves."
Dark Japheth: Niniel also tries for a grin. She knows that nobody in this room can kill her. No drawing of weapons is allowed in the home of the Marquis. She smiles- "Hey, Landus. Get rid of that queasiness?"
Sarcazmo47: "Thank you, Marquis. Your hospitality is amazing."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion seats himself one seat over from across from Niniel, leaving that particular seat for Landus.
Dark Japheth: He smiles, and sits down once the rest of his guests have sat, "You please me overmuch with your words."
AndrewRogue: *his hand twitches as he allows himself a smile* "Never been a particularly quesey man, Nin."
Sarcazmo47: "I hope you're not surprised to see us, Niniel."
Chromeus18: *sits next to Landus*
Dark Japheth: "Of course I am! I never expected to see any of you again."
AndrewRogue: *he seats himself, but he looks like he'd be more than happy to spring across the table and throttle her* "A shame that."
Dark Japheth: Queklain gently eats the salad. "The dinner tonight is lobster. Sauteed gently in butter created from the fat of a slaad."
coughingpuppy has entered the room.
Dark Japheth: "With a slice of orange."
coughingpuppy: Okay. I can actually play now.
Dark Japheth: Riannon, too, is seated at the table.
Dark Japheth: I wait five minutes for Kirk to recap her.
Dark Japheth: :P
AndrewRogue: (I wanna see her head ASPLODE)
Chromeus18: *Krist takes out his sculpture of Niniel, and places it on the table next to him, not close to anyone.* "I carry a reminder with me."
Chromeus18: gogo recap
Dark Japheth: "So sweet, Krist."
Dark Japheth: She smiles.
coughingpuppy: ((Has Queklain shown any visible reaction to Ri?))
AndrewRogue: *Landus is practically twitching, but he's a good little Harpy. He doesn't leap across the table to kill her*
AndrewRogue: "So Nin, have you been well? I worry about your health ALL the time."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion puts a hand on Landus's upper arm at one point, when he looks like he's going to lose control.
Sarcazmo47: Just a calm reminder to stay cool like Shaft.
Dark Japheth: "Its quite alright. After our little romp..." she sighs, and looks down. "I've been a little happier, before. But I do dearly miss you."
AndrewRogue: *odd point to notice, Landus never did replace the strip of his sister's dress he took as a headband. He still wears it* "Oh I've missed you too Nin."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion hefts his salad fork. "I hope you've kept yourself busy, Niniel, since you left us so suddenly."
Dark Japheth: She takes a quick look at the marquis, and then at Landus, and then looks down. "I've been somewhat busy."
AndrewRogue: Sense the bitches motive.
Dark Japheth: The marquis looks at Skocion, and his hands twitch.
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 9
AndrewRogue: A mere 22
Dark Japheth: SHe's not lying. She has kept busy. She is intentionally hiding why, though.
AndrewRogue: "Oh? Been out helping others?"
Sarcazmo47: Skocion elbows Landus gently.
Sarcazmo47: "I'm sure it's not our buisness, Landus."
Dark Japheth: "In a way, Landus. Yes."
coughingpuppy: "Hey, I'm sure she'd be happy to talk about it. She had no problem spreading wisdom before."
Dark Japheth: Queklain openly chokes on a tomato in his salad for a moment. "Please. No more of this. What is done is done."
Dark Japheth: "The past cannot be changed. Leave it there."
Chromeus18: (Krist knows the heimlich maneuver)
Dark Japheth: His red eye opens, and closes, and then goes across every guest. "Please. Not in my halls. I do not suffer conflict."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion nods. "Wise. So. You'll be happy to hear, Niniel, that Landus has been quite well since you left."
Dark Japheth: "I am glad."
AndrewRogue: *forces himself back into a more relaxed position*
Dark Japheth: "How is father?" She asks idly, poking about her salad, and eating it. But not much, you notice.
Chromeus18: (uhh.. who is she speaking to?)
coughingpuppy: ((Queklain is my guess.))
Dark Japheth: Actually, Skocion.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion laughs. "Still dead."
Dark Japheth: She sighs. "I hoped you would find a way around that." She eats.
Sarcazmo47: "Sadly, I have no power over True Death. Would that I did."
Dark Japheth: A few Invisible Servants bring in plates, steaming. They set one in front of each of you, and give you a device to crack the lobsters that they unveil.
Dark Japheth: Niniel smiles, and looks at Queklain. "You remembered my favorite."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion sets to, but keeps himself to small portions of only the most succulent bits.
Dark Japheth: Queklain smiles, also. "I didn't forget the slice of citrus, either. Enjoy."
coughingpuppy: Ri watches this with a frown. She does remember Skocion telling her that he and Nin were related, but she didn't know it was that close.
Dark Japheth: He cracks his lobster with his fork, rather than the device, which makes a loud noise.
Dark Japheth: Niniel eats a few bites, and Queklain's red eye stares at her intently.
AndrewRogue: *tears into the food, exhibiting his typical manner*
Dark Japheth: Niniel- "Actually, Landus.. I do have one last little surprise to spring on you." She smiles.
AndrewRogue: "Oh?"
Dark Japheth: "I would first like to apologize for everything I did."
Chromeus18: Krist cracks his lobster, and removes the meat from the shell
Dark Japheth: Twenty five.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion grins, and his hand drifts to his umbrella.
AndrewRogue: SENSE'D
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 16
coughingpuppy: Riannon is eating it kind of experimentally. She's not one to turn down food, but things that look like bugs are something she really hasn't tried before.
Dark Japheth: "I truly, really am sorry. If I had known all the consequences, I would not have done it."
AndrewRogue: 29
Dark Japheth: She's clearly lying- she isn't sorry- You know what she is sorry for, though. She's sorry that she didn't wait to do it until afterwords.
Dark Japheth: Fifteen.
Dark Japheth: "But I would like to tell you, though."
Dark Japheth: Seven.
Dark Japheth: Six.
Dark Japheth: "You helped father a child of mine."
Dark Japheth: Three.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion takes out the umbrella.
Dark Japheth: Two.
AndrewRogue: *his hand drifts* "I'm sorry too."
Dark Japheth: She smiles.
Sarcazmo47: "Goodbye, Niniel."
Dark Japheth: "What?"
Dark Japheth: One.
Chromeus18: Krist grabs his umbrella too.
coughingpuppy: So does Ri.
AndrewRogue: "I couldn't do this myself."
Sarcazmo47: Umbrella'd.
AndrewRogue: *follows suite*
Dark Japheth: The Marquis also pushes out his umbrella, and opens it quickly.
Dark Japheth: Niniel EXPLODES. I fucking kid you not.
Chromeus18: i cover my lobster too
Dark Japheth: Have you seen the movie Fifty One? I think? The one with Samuel L Jackson?
Chromeus18: don't want no scraps of bitch in mah food
Dark Japheth: Yeah, she fucking explodes LIKE THAT.
Dark Japheth: Blood pours everywhere.
Sarcazmo47: Aww,
Sarcazmo47: She didn't get a Fort save.
Dark Japheth: In front of Landus's plate is a small thing, a chunk of spine, maybe, but too gooey.
Dark Japheth: No, she didn't. :P
Dark Japheth: The Marquis sighs. "...Now the fun part."
Chromeus18: "I suppose part of that boon is to... clean up."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion puts the umbrella down, after waiting a moment to let the patter of blood die down.
Dark Japheth: Bits of flesh crawl together... they crawl to the table. Even blood, the stains, even, begin moving towards the table. They coalesce...
Dark Japheth: and shape into Niniel.
Dark Japheth: Who looks at Landus, and Skocion. "...fuck you both.... fuck you...."
Chromeus18: *lowers his umbrella*
Sarcazmo47: Skocion starts laughing.
Sarcazmo47: Not cheerily.
Dark Japheth: The marquis smiles. "Six. Five. Four. Three. Two. One."
coughingpuppy: Riannon just stares. That isn't natural.
Dark Japheth: "Umbrellas."
Dark Japheth: And he puts his forward.
Chromeus18: *raises it up again, covernig his food!*
Sarcazmo47: Umbrella'd again.
coughingpuppy: She raises hers up again.
AndrewRogue: "Oh..."
AndrewRogue: *again'd*
Dark Japheth: And again
Dark Japheth: She explodes
Dark Japheth: This time, leaving a rather crude skeleton.
Chromeus18: (lets sell her to a sideshow)
AndrewRogue: (I... can't... stop... laughing... at... the... sheer... silliness...)
Dark Japheth: Yeah
Sarcazmo47: DETONATED
Dark Japheth: The poison not only killed her
Dark Japheth: It made her explode TWICE
Dark Japheth: Bits of flesh fall from her bones, and she stands up. Her jaw is fanged, and grins, wickedly. She looks all the part of a demonic dead angel, with scraps of flesh hanging from her wings. She bows before the four people who
Chromeus18: *lowers his umbrella again*
Dark Japheth: contributed blood. "Masters... I shall serve thy whim."
Dark Japheth: "Eternally." The voice is not entirely hers, but mostly- when she speaks, a foul echo, like a chorus, sings along with her words. Its very disquieting.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion keeps laughing. Again, it is not merry. It is....the most evil sound any of you have heard him make.
Dark Japheth: The Marquis sighs, and begins chanting a prestigitation to clean up the bloody mess.
AndrewRogue: *simply tosses the umbrella aside* "How interesting..."
Chromeus18: did any gore get in my food?'
Dark Japheth: Nope!
Sarcazmo47: Skocion shakes off his umbrella again, looks down, and finishes his dinner.
Chromeus18: rock! Krist finally begins eating
AndrewRogue: "I must wonder what the bitch meant though."
coughingpuppy: When Riannon lowers the umbrella, she looks somewhere between disturbed and revolted. She immediately wants to destroy it, but minds what Queklain said and knows that Skocion and Landus wouldn't appreciate it.
Dark Japheth: The Marquis looks at you all. "That is a rather painful and excruciating way to die, you know." He sighs. "Mind if I have that statue, Krist? If only for a moment.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion nods. "I'm sure it is. And I'm very happy about it."
Chromeus18: "..You may study it if you wish."
Dark Japheth: The abomination looks to Landus again. "That 'bitch' told the truth. She was a month and a half gone with your child."
Chromeus18: and Krist passes it to him.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion speaks almost lazily.
Sarcazmo47: "Silence, creature."
Dark Japheth: He smiles, and chants a few words. An illusion of it appears next to it, and he hands you back the stattuete. "I'll get to work on a simulacrum shortly.
Dark Japheth: The creature shuts up, and looks to Skocion. "As you wish, master."
AndrewRogue: "Oh... I might want to hear this though, boss."
Sarcazmo47: The voice I'm thinking of is the Banshee from WCIII.
Dark Japheth: Pretty close.
Sarcazmo47: "Ask it, then."
Chromeus18: Krist stares at the copy of the statue. Then at his real one.
AndrewRogue: *he waves his hand idly* "Continue."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion is industrious in finishing his dinner.
Dark Japheth: "There is no more, master. Niniel was going to bear your child."
Chromeus18: "I suppose it's two of a kind now." Krist finishes his succulent lobster!
Sarcazmo47: Then he looks at the Marquis. "Was that all three doses?"
Chromeus18: (hey i have a lobster tail in my freezer...)
Dark Japheth: Queklain- "Mind if you ask it to leave this room? Its rather... unsettling. And its leaving bloody footprints."
Dark Japheth: "No, hardly. It was only two doses. I suppose thats why it exploded twice."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion nods. "Wait in the coatroom, creature."
AndrewRogue: *he... almost looks regretful* "Eh heh... anything borne of her is better off not living. My child shall not come from a whore."
Dark Japheth: The creature does so.
Sarcazmo47: "Would you like to keep the last dose?"
Chromeus18: (lets name her Daisy Dukes)
coughingpuppy: Ri's eyes follow it as it trails out. "We ought to kill it."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion snorts. "They don't get much deader than that, Riannon."
Dark Japheth: Queklain sighs, and continues eating. "I have no need for an demonflesh golem."
AndrewRogue: *finally relaxes to eat although its somewhat subdued*
Sarcazmo47: Skocion shrugs. "Then, again, I thank you for your help in this."
Dark Japheth: "I don't need to make them. I have reliable, live servants, who would not disgust me."
coughingpuppy: "I mean, so it isn't walking around. Dead is supposed to stay dead."
Dark Japheth: "Not a problem. I did wish to make her a consort of mine, but as you wish. You owe me a great boon, Baron."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion nods. "One I am happy to owe."
Dark Japheth: He finishes his meal quietly. "Would you care to stay here during the night?"
Dark Japheth: He turns to Riannon, suddenly, his eye narrowing. "I fear, Riannon, that I have only one courtyard. You may not find it to your tastes, but you may feel free to stay there instead of in this coffin of iron."
Dark Japheth: "As you druids have referred to it in the past."
AndrewRogue: (BRB)
Sarcazmo47: Skocion smiles. "We would not want to impose further on your hospitality, my lord."
coughingpuppy: Riannon gives him a small, nervous grin. "Well, uh, I can stay in here if it's an inconvenience, I guess."
Dark Japheth: "I insist."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion shrugs. "Then we would be delighted."
Dark Japheth: "The guest rooms are down the hall. Ignore any sounds you might hear."
coughingpuppy: "...Uh. Thanks. I appreciate it a lot."
Dark Japheth: "In the morning, after I have given it some thought, I may have figured out a way for you to clear your debt to me."
Chromeus18: Krist blinks.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion finishes his dinner.
Sarcazmo47: He looks......satisifed.
Sarcazmo47: *satisfied
Sarcazmo47: He eats with much more gusto than usual.
Chromeus18: "Your shellfish was wonderful. Thank you."
AndrewRogue: "Yeah... tasty."
coughingpuppy: Riannon nods, too, even though she thought it tasted strange.
Dark Japheth: He stands up, and leaves quickly, with one sentence, after thanking Krist. "I am glad to have helped you. Please do not do this again." He sweeps his cape and leaves the room.
AndrewRogue: "I'd hope I wouldn't have to."
Chromeus18: Krist stands, pocketing his likeness of Niniel again, contemplating if he should do a new one to better suit her current form.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion murmurs something into his plate.
AndrewRogue: Listen'd
Chromeus18: listen check!
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 10
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
Chromeus18: 11!
AndrewRogue: 20
Sarcazmo47: Ask the DM!
Dark Japheth: Heh.
AndrewRogue: "Eh heh... by the way, thanks all of you." *between bites of food*
Dark Japheth: Heh heh heh.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion nods. "Of course, Landus."
coughingpuppy: "Yeah, no problem."
Chromeus18: "I had wondered if poison was too non-violent a death for her, as she had no quarter for your sister. I was wrong."
AndrewRogue: *he sighs* "I suppose not."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion grins. "You doubted me, Krist?"
coughingpuppy: "I'm not sure I want to know how you found out about that stuff, Skocion."
Dark Japheth: Whats sixteen times twelve?
AndrewRogue: 192?
Sarcazmo47: 194?
Sarcazmo47: 192.
AndrewRogue: BOO YA
AndrewRogue: "So then boss, I assume you still want my services?"
Sarcazmo47: "As long as you are willing to provide them. I....owe you, Landus."
AndrewRogue: "For what boss? I'd be thinking I'm the one who owes you."
Sarcazmo47: "I've been....callous, about your loss."
Sarcazmo47: "I've helped you with your revenge. But Scratch is right.....it is possible for your sister to be revived. And I rely on you, so it is meet that you should be able to rely on me."
AndrewRogue: "She... could what?"
Sarcazmo47: "I'm afraid I'm not very good at....healing. I don't much understand the bond between brother and sister."
MrSuperOblivious: (Well guys, It's been fun... But I'm callin it a night)
Sarcazmo47: "But there are a few people that could bring her back."
AndrewRogue: (Night, yo.)
MrSuperOblivious has left the room.
coughingpuppy: "You two ought to think about it first. Make sure that you'll actually get her back, instead of something like Niniel out there."
Dark Japheth: The party has acquired a slave. I am passing stats to everyone.
Chromeus18: muahaha
AndrewRogue: *Landus just sits quietly* "Well then boss, you still have me as your right hand until we see what circumstances hold."
Dark Japheth: Or rather
Dark Japheth: ANdrew shall
AndrewRogue: *he... feigns a grin really* "But its no obligation on your end to understand what it all was really."
Sarcazmo47: He shrugs. "You call me Boss. That binds me to you as much as you to me."
Sarcazmo47: "It would be trecherous of me to think differently."
AndrewRogue: "Makes you unique I suppose."
Sarcazmo47: He shakes his head. "It shouldn't. But there it is, I suppose."
AndrewRogue: (I'm not going to set up a page and make the links to it yet, but here is our mostly excellent slave- http://www.geocities.com/terrybrash/Nin iel.htm)
AndrewRogue: (http://www.geocities.com/terrybrash/Ni niel.htm )
Sarcazmo47: HAHAHA
Sarcazmo47: Put her on the Characters page!
Dark Japheth: omg.
AndrewRogue: I intend to.
coughingpuppy: The characters page isn't filled out yet. :-(
Sarcazmo47: Awww.
Sarcazmo47: Anyway.
Sarcazmo47: They stay the night.
AndrewRogue: (Staci, I just about committed suicide doing AND and DAOA log summaries. Gimme another day here :p)
Sarcazmo47: Skocion takes a bath.
Dark Japheth: During the night, you all hear a single scream.
Dark Japheth: The sentry you have created stands guard, watching, protecting.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion actually has it stay in his room.
Sarcazmo47: So it doesn't make the others uncomfortable.
Dark Japheth: Then it watches. And waits.
AndrewRogue: (Does the scream, like, wake us up?)
coughingpuppy: Riannon stays out in the courtyard, where she is much more comfortable.
Dark Japheth: Somewhat.
coughingpuppy: ((Would she hear it out there?))
Dark Japheth: Ah, let me describe the courtyard, to make you, but not necessarily Ri, uncomfortable.
Dark Japheth: Yeah. Its way louder outside.
Dark Japheth: It is of a woman, trying to climb inside the place, being impaled by one of the fence spikes- which reached out to impale her.
Dark Japheth: You watch it happen.
Dark Japheth: The courtyard is surprisingly nice. The fountains waters are clear, crystal clear. Statues stand, mostly of women and angels, and many of them seem to watch you with eyes, and looks of fear.
Dark Japheth: Wis check.
Dark Japheth: Or hell, Knowledge: Nature.
Dark Japheth: For good old Ri.
*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 20-sided die: 8
coughingpuppy: 15.
Dark Japheth: They all used to be people.
Dark Japheth: And are probably used as "Animated Objects". Anyone who displeases Queklain in his home becomes one of the statues, ever guarding the place.
Dark Japheth: At the moment, though, they seem to be guarding you.
coughingpuppy: Riannon finds this slightly creepy, but she can still sleep.
Chromeus18: Krist sleeps
Sarcazmo47: Skocion sleeps like a baby.
Chromeus18: and wakes when the scream comes
AndrewRogue: *same as Krist, but he decides he's tired of shit waking him and up and goes back to sleep*
Dark Japheth: Good man
Chromeus18: *does the same, so as not to suffer DM wrath*
Sarcazmo47: He doesn't even wake up.
Sarcazmo47: He fucking sleeps in.
Dark Japheth: Better man.
Dark Japheth: When you awaken, you are awakened pleasantly by a man playing piano. He is playing a requiem.
Dark Japheth: I shouldn't say man, though. I should say elf.
coughingpuppy: ((Queklain is so fucking creepy.))
Sarcazmo47: Skocion takes his sweet time getting up, cleaning himself, and dressing himself.
coughingpuppy: Riannon takes some time to get cleaned up, too, before heading inside.
Dark Japheth: Before you enter the music room, you notice that Niniel is grumbling something.
Dark Japheth: Mutter grumble in a dark tongue.
Sarcazmo47: "What's that? Speak in Common."
Dark Japheth: Its voice is raspy- probably due to it needed blood as lubrication.
Dark Japheth: "Yes, master."
Dark Japheth: "I do not think. I do not feel. I do not laugh or cry. All I do from dusk 'til dawn is make the soldiers die."
Dark Japheth: It says this almost as a mantra, and continues until someone tells it to shut up.
AndrewRogue: (*chuckles* OMG, IRONY'D)
Sarcazmo47: Skocion grins. "Quiet."
Dark Japheth: (Irony'd? No. It meant I fucking planned this from the moment I gave you that fucking poem.)
Dark Japheth: (.....Yeah. yeah, I'm THAT awesome at foreshadowing)
Sarcazmo47: (I call that bluff.)
AndrewRogue: (Its... Dramatic Irony I think.)
AndrewRogue: (We know, but the Irony is present for characters)
AndrewRogue: (Or something like that.)
Sarcazmo47: So Skocion finally meanders in at eleven or so.
Dark Japheth: Niniel says nothing more.
Chromeus18: Krist awakens, readies himself, etc. and heads out to meet the others.
Dark Japheth: And Queklain continues playing his piece. Its quite moving, and dramatic. Too bad he wasn't a bard. He could inflict great things upon many people through emotions.
Chromeus18: (gah, need to get IC)
Sarcazmo47: Skocion will seat himself and just listen, eyes closed.
AndrewRogue: *Landus prolly shows up around the same time*
Chromeus18: Krist pulls out his scythe and plays air guitar.
Dark Japheth: His fingers dance eloquently on the piano, in and out of keys, perfectly timed and toned. His hair is neatly and perfectly combed, and despite the speed his hands are moving, he's hardly exhausted.
Chromeus18: wait no no he doesn't
Chromeus18: gah
coughingpuppy: Ri seats herself, too, looking uneasy. She can't say she's ever had much of a musical ear.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion has the Niniel Golem standing beside him. He seems completely at ease with it.
Dark Japheth: Queklain finishes, finally, dramatically, in such a way that it leaves you almost in awe. He turns around. "...I have thought of two ways to clear yourself of that boon."
Dark Japheth: "I have read a bit on the... abomination you created last night. And I have decided that I want one."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion answers without picking his head up or opening his eyes. "It would be difficult. And would require a number of materials."
Dark Japheth: He does not look at you, turning back to the piano, flipping through his book, trying to find a more suitable piece.
Dark Japheth: "I am fully aware. But you know not what you asked of me. I would have mindraped her, and made her into a thrall."
Dark Japheth: "Forever bound to my will." He keeps flipping idly. "You took from me a great power piece, I might have used against my ancient enemies."
Sarcazmo47: "How unplesant. I can do as you ask...but the toll will be great. It will cost you a part of your own soul."
Dark Japheth: "I doubt I have much left to lose."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion laughs. "At least a small bit, Marquis. I can see it."
Chromeus18: Krist blinks.
coughingpuppy: Riannon looks over at him. Is that what they did, give up their souls?
Dark Japheth: "Can you, now?" His red eye swivels and looks about the room, as he turns around, and fixed on everyone.
Sarcazmo47: "I paid the price for this creation. If you want your own, that price will needs be paid by you."
Dark Japheth: "You can simply transfer ownership to me. Or, you can both teach me to make it, and find the one I want, and see them transformed into one."
Dark Japheth: He flips back around, and begins playing a rather light, airy piece, almost fey in its nature. "Those are the conditions I set on releasing yourself. I am asking for one large favor, rather than getting...
Sarcazmo47: "In fact, I cannot simply transfer ownership - at least, not in the manner you would wish. But yes, I can supply the conconction, if you can produce the materials."
Dark Japheth: "...my boon paid back bit by excruciating bit."
Dark Japheth: "You can, if you allow a cleric to lay claim to it. And I can mindrape her, and convince her that she is nothing. And through her, I can control the beast."
Dark Japheth: "I can indeed produce the materials, I believe. What exactly do I need?"
Sarcazmo47: Skocion shrugs. "Mummy Dust. And it will be necessary for you supply a quantity of your blood."
Sarcazmo47: "Unfortunately, there are a few things that only I can do - at least that I know of."
Dark Japheth: He stops playing abruptly, the discording keys ringing in your ears. "Such as what?"
Sarcazmo47: He grins slightly, almost nonexistantly. "Awaken it."
Dark Japheth: "To be fair, what I have read of their construction means I need not bring forth spirits to do so."
Dark Japheth: "You did so, and in so doing, I believe, may have awakened a small degree of sentience. It retains some knowledge of its past, beyond its training."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion shrugs. "You are, of course, far more learned on the matter than I."
Dark Japheth: "It, for example, knew it used to be pregnant."
Dark Japheth: "Perhaps. I have more access to the books. You operate by instinct." He resumes playing, but much quieter.
Sarcazmo47: "If you have an alternate method, I would not presume to dissaude you from trying it. I can only supply you with my own knowledge."
Dark Japheth: "If you would like to clear yourself of the debt, I can do that. I will also provide the materials I need to acquire one of the greatest beings for such a creation."
Dark Japheth: He plays on and on, and if you were from our time, recognize it as the Fur Elise.
Dark Japheth: *you might recognize
Sarcazmo47: Skocion shrugs. "We are not poisoneers - I might suggest you find someone most suited to the delivery of the conconction."
Dark Japheth: "It can be spread on a blade."
Sarcazmo47: He shrugs. "I am a diplomat, not a swordsman."
Dark Japheth: "Truly? For that, I am sorry. I do believe, though, that Krist is adept at wielding his blade. Are you not, Kuo-Toa?"
Chromeus18: His throat thrusts out.
Chromeus18: "You could say that."
Dark Japheth: "I know, for one, that this concoction only works on demons."
Dark Japheth: "Niniel, despite her heritage, was not a very strong demon."
Dark Japheth: "I seek to have it used on a Marilith."
Dark Japheth: "A specific Marilith, no less."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion almost chokes.
coughingpuppy: "What's that?"
Dark Japheth: You can sense that he is grinning, quite large, despite not looking at you. "What do you know of Alexander Maelstrom?" He continues playing.
Chromeus18: Krist turns to Skocion.
AndrewRogue: *cocks his head*
Sarcazmo47: "I know the rumors."
Dark Japheth: "Oh, a Marilith is a six armed demoness, capable of fighting with six weapons at once, and fighting great demons."
Dark Japheth: "Rumors tend to be old truths, sadly."
Sarcazmo47: "Alexander is the first immortal. He is sentenced to eternal torture at the hands of Mariliths."
Dark Japheth: "Quite correct."
coughingpuppy: "...And you want us to hunt this thing down?"
Dark Japheth: "Furthermore, a retinue of seven Mariliths, lead by the Baroness of Blood, Benzoia, is their leader."
Dark Japheth: "IT will cancel your boon, and then some."
Dark Japheth: "But, if you'd like, by all means, refuse." His playing becomes slightly discordant, which is the nature of the piece. "I have not asked too great a thing that it cannot be done."
Dark Japheth: "Nor have I given you a timeframe. Yet." Discord.
Dark Japheth: Then harmony.
Sarcazmo47: "I am almost flattered that you have asked this of us."
Dark Japheth: His hair is slightly disturbed as he puts his energy into playing this powerful piece.
Sarcazmo47: "It is, however, beyond my resources to even REACH his resting place, as it stands."
Dark Japheth: "But it is not beyond mine. Nor of your froggy friend."
Chromeus18: "...Come again?"
Dark Japheth: "You can breathe underwater."
Dark Japheth: He keeps playing.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion sighs. "I think, if this is done, Marquis, then the situation of our debt would be rather reversed."
coughingpuppy: "Uh, yeah. A lot."
Dark Japheth: "Perhaps. There is great reward, should you succeed. And it need not be paid entirely by me."
Dark Japheth: "You are aware of where Alexanders resting place is, yes? In the vault? WHere he kept his most powerful artifacts?" He plays on.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion shrugs. "Very well. Prepare the ingredients and I will have your concoction ready. We will have significant expenses. And a map would be useful."
Dark Japheth: "I already have the ingredients. My servant will give them to you as you leave."
Dark Japheth: "And a map. Hrm."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion quirks an eyebrow.
Dark Japheth: "...Go to the drawing room. You will find maps there. Take the one of the continent, but no more."
Sarcazmo47: "One of the ingredients is your fresh blood, my lord."
Sarcazmo47: "Unless you wish to follow through with your original intention with a .... cleric."
Dark Japheth: "No. My blood has been prepared. But not imbued with my essence. You are correct in this matter."
Chromeus18: Krist relaxes when... god i'm slow.
Dark Japheth: "Return in three days time, and it will be readied. I must consult with my peers."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion shrugs. "Very well."
Sarcazmo47: And awaaaaaaaay they go!
Sarcazmo47: To an inn!
Dark Japheth: ~-~-~END~-~-~
Dark Japheth: I send map to Andrew now, who will put it up on the site.
Dark Japheth: :P
Dark Japheth: Unfortunately, its a BMP. Feel free to change that to a JPG if you'd like.
Dark Japheth: For this session.
Dark Japheth: Everyone recieves one Vile Point except... Chrome, what alignment are you?
Chromeus18: true neutral
Chromeus18: slipping though :P
Dark Japheth: Yeah. No, you don't get the vile point.
Sarcazmo47: Awwww.
coughingpuppy: Yay Vile points!
Chromeus18: i suppose those are like anti-hero points? :P
Dark Japheth: However. You have ONE more major evil act or not stopping of evil acts before I drop you to actual evil.
Dark Japheth: :P
Dark Japheth: Furthermore, everyone receives 200 XP.
Chromeus18: *kills bunnies*
Chromeus18: whee!
Sarcazmo47: *eats babies*
Sarcazmo47: Is Skocion evil now?
Dark Japheth: Yes.
Sarcazmo47: Awww.
Dark Japheth: I know.
Dark Japheth: If you say I'm killing your character concept
Dark Japheth: you can count out that 200 XP and NOT include it.
Dark Japheth: :P
AndrewRogue: *waits for the Golem to go beserk*
Chromeus18: *sodomizes an angel with a spiked chain, pinning the chain to the floor of a burning house!*
Sarcazmo47: Hey, it's a Charisma check to get it back into normal mode.
Sarcazmo47: I can handle this.
AndrewRogue: :p
AndrewRogue: Just showing my belief in Murphey's Law.
Dark Japheth: ...fucking pray.
Dark Japheth: :P
Sarcazmo47: C'mon kids, it's a mighty useful thing to have around.
coughingpuppy: Ri doesn't like it.
Chromeus18: if it loses control, we just abandon it and let it go on a rampage :P
Chromeus18: *walks away whistling*
Sarcazmo47: HAH
AndrewRogue: *chuckles*
Sarcazmo47: Paladin: "Smite Evil?"
Sarcazmo47: Niniel - SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAASH
Dark Japheth: If it goes Berser
Dark Japheth: berserk
Dark Japheth: I have a special plan.
Dark Japheth: You guys made something unique
Dark Japheth: Not something from any book.
Sarcazmo47: We did?
Sarcazmo47: Uh oh.
Sarcazmo47: That's dangerous.
AndrewRogue: Unique = Bad
Sarcazmo47: So it's not REALLY "As clay golem".
Dark Japheth: Well, semi-unique. It'd be more unique if someone else in an IRL campaign hadn't intentionally sought to make an assassin golem thing.
Sarcazmo47: ASSASSIN?
Dark Japheth: Some abilities it has are as the clay golem.
Sarcazmo47: YEAH, IT'LL FUCKING SNEAK UP ON YOU
AndrewRogue: XD
Dark Japheth: No, it isn't a sneaky assassin.
Dark Japheth: more like..
Dark Japheth: the assassin who annihilates all the palace guards
Dark Japheth: then comes for the Paladin ruler of asgard
AndrewRogue: Its an assassin like a rocket launcher is a sniper rifle.
Dark Japheth: Of course, theirs was a base Fighter 9
Sarcazmo47: But it only got 1 dose!
Sarcazmo47: DOUBLE DOSE'D!
Sarcazmo47: Gah.
Dark Japheth: Technically, yes. Yours was double dose.
Sarcazmo47: It's nuts. Nuts, I say.
Dark Japheth: She exploded twice.
Dark Japheth: What more do you want?
Dark Japheth: :P
Sarcazmo47: Nothing at all.
Sarcazmo47: It was badass.
AndrewRogue: Twice exploded is good.
Dark Japheth: Thoughts on session?
Chromeus18: three would've rocked balls much more though :P
Sarcazmo47: I like how the Big Combat with Niniel was "I attack the salad. With my fork."
AndrewRogue: ^See Kirk's commentary
Dark Japheth: The Big Combat with niniel doesn't happen until you berserk.
Dark Japheth: :P
Sarcazmo47: I'm surprised you didn't roll a token Fort save for her.
Dark Japheth: I did.
Dark Japheth: NPC rolls I don't want you to see, I do IRL.
Dark Japheth: Such as Bluff checks
Sarcazmo47: Ah.
Dark Japheth: For the record
AndrewRogue: *sticks his tounge out at Gorth*
Dark Japheth: if she'd gotten 20, she'd have survived. Exploded twice, but come back.
Dark Japheth: Pissed off, without 2d6 of her Con.
Sarcazmo47: What was the DC?
Dark Japheth: 31. She could not pass it except on a 20, which is counted as a 30 in Gorth Games.
Sarcazmo47: Ah.
Sarcazmo47: Nice.
AndrewRogue: Not too shabby.
Sarcazmo47: Gogo 4th level characters!
coughingpuppy: Indeed.
Sarcazmo47: And no, you guys didn't give up your souls.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion spent a vile point.
AndrewRogue: Ah.
coughingpuppy: Ahhh.
Chromeus18: nice
coughingpuppy: Nifty. That's what we get to do with Vile points?
Dark Japheth: I'd suggest you not worry. Yeah, I seem, at the moment, to be monty hauling you. Notice something else
Dark Japheth: just about everything I've given you thats unbalanced
Dark Japheth: I have included a rather nasty drawback.
Dark Japheth: None of you have figured out how to remove a psionic skin, for one.
Sarcazmo47: No, I was more commenting on how it's pretty badass how we're able to do this super hardcore stuff at such a rediculously low level.
Dark Japheth: For two, Niniel can and will likely berserk.
coughingpuppy: Oh, fun.
AndrewRogue: *suddenly likes the thought of not having put one on*
Dark Japheth: Eh. Alex used to just bitch at me.
Dark Japheth: :P
AndrewRogue: *suddenly loves his wings*
Dark Japheth: Him- "I'm only level 9, I shouldn't have a PrC yet!"
AndrewRogue: I'm good so far <_<
Dark Japheth: He's like, anti-gil. He whined whenever he got cool shit!
Sarcazmo47: I take it the idea of a Charisma check to calm it down isn't gonna fly?
Dark Japheth: :P
Dark Japheth: I will request roleplaying.
Sarcazmo47: Right.
Dark Japheth: And you personally, Skocion, won't be able to do SHIT to it.
Sarcazmo47: Awww.
Dark Japheth: Who, technically, of the party, had the most influence with Niniel?
Dark Japheth: :P
coughingpuppy: Staci = has had a busy day and is sleepy. 'Night, guys.
Chromeus18: Landus takes the box
Dark Japheth: lol. Night.
AndrewRogue: Aww crap.
Sarcazmo47: Sleep good!
AndrewRogue: Night Staci.
Dark Japheth: Aww crap is right, Andrew.
Dark Japheth: You left yourself TOO OPEN.
coughingpuppy has left the room.
Dark Japheth: :P
Sarcazmo47: OPEN'D
AndrewRogue: Can't I just sit in a tree and let it kill everyone else?
AndrewRogue: <_<
Chromeus18: it has wings too
Sarcazmo47: No. No you can't.
AndrewRogue: ...damn.
AndrewRogue: You suck Gorth :p
Dark Japheth: You actually can.
Dark Japheth: I won't stop you.
Dark Japheth: :P
Chromeus18: actually there's no fly speed though, the wings are probably ruined
Sarcazmo47: *snort*
AndrewRogue: I can just imagine trying to stop that- "Niniel, its your fault for being a bitch that you exploded."
Chromeus18: or gorth forgot about it
Dark Japheth: Gorth did not include a fly speed for a reason.
Dark Japheth: :P
Dark Japheth: You guys got an assassin robot undead girl of DOOM
Dark Japheth: who has CLERIC LEVELS
Chromeus18: yep, ruined wings
Sarcazmo47: Yes, she will be badass.
Sarcazmo47: I want to kill some paladins right about now.
Chromeus18: Niniel. In her spare time she flies, and sometimes stabs.
Dark Japheth: yes.
Sarcazmo47: They'd be all like "Smite!" And we'd be all like "Ninel Falls. You Die."
Dark Japheth: yes she does.
Dark Japheth: Oh, and Andrew?
Dark Japheth: Do you remember what I said her name meant?
AndrewRogue: Tearmaider or something, no?
Sarcazmo47: RIP AND TEAR
AndrewRogue: ...oh, fuck you.
AndrewRogue: To hell with thee Gorth. To hell.
Dark Japheth: Tearmaiden.
AndrewRogue: <_<
Dark Japheth: Tear as in TEARS, like crystal tears.
Dark Japheth: And what does it not do, anymore?
Dark Japheth: :P
AndrewRogue: Cute Gorth :p
Dark Japheth: Now.
Dark Japheth: Go ahead. Deny me and say this was not planned, at least slightly, from the beginning.
Dark Japheth: :P
Sarcazmo47: See? Once again, kids. Skocion delivers.
Sarcazmo47: I deny you.
AndrewRogue: Skocion always delivers.
Sarcazmo47: You could NOT have planned for me to randomly have Skocion do that shit.
Chromeus18: *calls Skocion, asks for a pizza*
Dark Japheth: He's like jesus, only better because he's real!
Dark Japheth: ...pseudoreal, anyway.
Sarcazmo47: Or something.
Chromeus18: i should make a jesus PC sometime
Sarcazmo47: Expert (carpenter 20)/Cleric 20/Outsider 20?
Dark Japheth: No.
Chromeus18: he wouldn't need cleric levels, he's the SON of god
Dark Japheth: Expert- Carpenter 10, Cleric 1 (he wasn't a particularly devout jew. In fact, the temples cast him out), paladin 4, outsider 5
Dark Japheth: Divine Rank 10, the standard going rate for most children of gods
Dark Japheth: He wasn't epic, thuogh
Dark Japheth: Though
Dark Japheth: Did he fight entire armies?
Dark Japheth: No.
AndrewRogue: XD
Dark Japheth: Did he lay waste to entire demons? No.
Dark Japheth: Was he capable of even a single thing a Gil character can do?
Dark Japheth: No.
Dark Japheth: He had Water Walk at will.
Chromeus18: and Transmute Water to Wine
Sarcazmo47: *snort*
Dark Japheth: And Cure Minor Wounds, and Reanimate
Dark Japheth: Thats fuckin IT man
Dark Japheth: Oh, and Horrid Wilting
Dark Japheth: used it on a fig tree.
Chromeus18: Restoration too, the whole curing lepers and shit
Sarcazmo47: He had psionic powers, too.
Dark Japheth: Not Body Alteration, sadly. Astral Projection too.
Sarcazmo47: He had Summon Weapon
Chromeus18: he had max ranks in Hanging on a cross and dying painfully though
Dark Japheth: Thats getting sigged.
Dark Japheth: Somewhere.
Chromeus18: jesus jokes are always the funniest.
Chromeus18: i should make a t-shirt of jesus on the cross, with a slogan "Hang in there, baby!"
Sarcazmo47: HAHAHAHA
Sarcazmo47: I would buy one.
AndrewRogue: XD
Dark Japheth: ....
AndrewRogue: I want that shirt.
Dark Japheth: I would buy two
Dark Japheth: One for me. And the other one for me to wear on special occasions
Sarcazmo47: Okay.
Sarcazmo47: So now that it's over, tell us about this IRL group that got this stuff!
Sarcazmo47: And how they got it.
Chromeus18: it's like buying yourself a ticket to hell!
Dark Japheth: Lucas, my weed dealer, insisted on rolling his stats.
Dark Japheth: In order.
Dark Japheth: But he picked his class first
Dark Japheth: by rolling randomly.
Dark Japheth: Got "Priest of Karnage."
Dark Japheth: Me- "...You can't cast spells. You know that."
AndrewRogue: ...that always goes well setting up like that.
Dark Japheth: Him- "I know. I just rolled 9 wisdom, I couldn't cast them even if he wasn't dead."
Dark Japheth: Me- "....what the hell are you doing as a cleric, then?"
Chromeus18: the dice never lie
Dark Japheth: Him- "Seeking to restore my dead god, so he will give me wisdom and spells."
Dark Japheth: Me- "...I see."
AndrewRogue: XD
Dark Japheth: To compensate, I allowed him to cast rituals, which were basically awesome spells but took 8 hours to complete.
Dark Japheth: Permanant forms of Undead raising and so on.
Dark Japheth: They alerted every paladin in the area
AndrewRogue: Great for your days off, not so good for combat.
Dark Japheth: because of the rituals being nonspecific to class.
Dark Japheth: Oh, incredibly so
Dark Japheth: Anyway
Dark Japheth: He says "In glory of Karnage, I shall create a new type of undead."
Dark Japheth: He gets the elf with 18 int, playing a Duelist, to help him out
Dark Japheth: since he's smart.
Dark Japheth: They came up with the ritual, which involved sacrificing 1000 XP from four willing targets. And then one hundred slain corpses for a single dose
Dark Japheth: I was particularly cruel, the paladins showed up at corpse number 2.
Chromeus18: mmm tasty paladin corpses
Dark Japheth: Anyway.
Dark Japheth: That took literally four sessions for them to deal with paladins, add them to the kill count, add up dead PC's and add them to the corpse count
Dark Japheth: They ended up using a desert Gorge maneuver. If you do not know what that is, IM me and I shall explain
Dark Japheth: Either way
Dark Japheth: They got their undead abomination assassin
Sarcazmo47: I don't think ANYONE knows what that means.
Dark Japheth: which berserked at the first available moment, killed half the party, then fled and murdered a few paladins before being Destroyed by a cleric of Gabriel
Dark Japheth: They wept
Dark Japheth: Ok.
Dark Japheth: Desert Gorge Maneuver- Making so many new characters that they wear their foe down with attrition
Sarcazmo47: HAHA
Dark Japheth: Or using corpses of dead characters to do nifty things, like an impassable moat filling with bodies of dead PC's until it became a bridge of flesh
AndrewRogue: XD
Sarcazmo47: That's a really depressing thought.
Sarcazmo47: Backstory? What backstory?
Sarcazmo47: Attachment to character: 0.
Dark Japheth: Oh, they had backstories
AndrewRogue: Maybe they should have just brought the characters in dead.
Dark Japheth: "I am Pelno son of Jolo, my last character. I seek to find my fathers body."
AndrewRogue: Save time, y'know.
Dark Japheth: *seeks*
Dark Japheth: *finds it in river*
Dark Japheth: "I seek to die."
Dark Japheth: *dies*
Sarcazmo47: "And tonight, I'll be playing the role of a dead body..."
Chromeus18: wouldn't it have been easier to poison a village's water supply or something? :P
Chromeus18: unless you're in tristram, where you'll only get 7 damn bodies.
Sarcazmo47: So...er...why didn't we have to pay lots of XP and kill hundreds of people?
Dark Japheth: For one
Dark Japheth: You do not know what the desert gorge maneuver is
Dark Japheth: For two, you do not suck as PC's
AndrewRogue: XD
Sarcazmo47: I see.
Dark Japheth: for three, I can easily turn this into one of the many things you guys will say "Shit, we fucked up BIG TIME"
AndrewRogue: I'm already saying that, just for reference.
Sarcazmo47: You can?
AndrewRogue: :p
Sarcazmo47: If it fights us, COOL!
Sarcazmo47: Super Badass Fight Scene!
Dark Japheth: You all likely die.
Dark Japheth: :P
Sarcazmo47: Well, not YET.
Dark Japheth: Granted
Dark Japheth: Anyone who has vile points...
Sarcazmo47: Which would be EVERYONE.
Chromeus18: except me
Dark Japheth: By the way. Three vile points, and you rise from your grave for one day and night, to do wicked things.
Dark Japheth: Seven, and you rise from your grave as a vampire.
Sarcazmo47: Nice.
Dark Japheth: Twenty, and I'll make you a Nightwalker.
Dark Japheth: Twelve and some casting ability, and you get to be a lich.
Dark Japheth: *shrug*
Sarcazmo47: Interesting.
Dark Japheth: However, I will be particularly vile and RAPE YOUR CHARACTER CONCEPT
AndrewRogue: 32 and you get to be Gorth.
AndrewRogue: <_<
Sarcazmo47: HAHAHA
Dark Japheth: No, it takes 1000.
Dark Japheth: Then you get a few special abilities
Sarcazmo47: I seriously doubt I will ever have nearly that many vile points.
Sarcazmo47: I'm too spendy.
Dark Japheth: Blatantly Lie to PC's (Especially Andrew) and get them to believe you (ex): +20 on bluff checks made OOC.
AndrewRogue: ...wait, what if I become Gorth?
AndrewRogue: Do I get good at lying to myself?
Sarcazmo47: Yes.
Dark Japheth: Incredibly.
Dark Japheth: However, you also get...
Sarcazmo47: Gay.
AndrewRogue: BURNINATED
Dark Japheth: Intolerable (su): You have a permanant antipathy spell cast on you in relation to women. They won't ever feel comfortable around you.
Sarcazmo47: Same thing.
Dark Japheth: If they can detect your thoughts, they see you think about skinning them like deer and wearing their face like a mask.
Dark Japheth: ...bastard.
Sarcazmo47: So true.
Sarcazmo47: So, kids.
Sarcazmo47: Do you think we can level up enough to take on a bunch of Mariliths in a few months?
Dark Japheth: If you follow a few other things I've offered as guidelines.
Dark Japheth: :P
Sarcazmo47: Like?
Dark Japheth: the skull.
Dark Japheth: You could always ask one of your contacts
Dark Japheth: And they'd have ideas for you.
AndrewRogue: Yay ideas!
Sarcazmo47: Okay, so true.
Sarcazmo47: We have things to do.
Sarcazmo47: THINGS
Sarcazmo47: DO
Sarcazmo47: YES
Sarcazmo47: GOOD
Dark Japheth: There is the matter of that paladin.
Sarcazmo47: That one paladin.
AndrewRogue: Eh.
Dark Japheth: One could always go to Krist for ideas. He's got a murderer he's seeking out.
Chromeus18: what paladin?
AndrewRogue: He's bound to die in a carriage accident.\
Sarcazmo47: Actually, that's a really cool idea.
Sarcazmo47: PALADIN'D
AndrewRogue: In fact, let's see if he does. I get a 100 on this die and he dies.
Chromeus18: (rubs Andy's die)
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 100-sided die: 61
Sarcazmo47: Aww.
AndrewRogue: Close. He's only maimed.
Chromeus18: let me try
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 100-sided die: 83
Chromeus18: bah, closer
AndrewRogue: GO KIRK
Sarcazmo47: But I don't want him to die!
Sarcazmo47: I WANT to fight him!
AndrewRogue: Oh.
AndrewRogue: A'ight, that works.
Sarcazmo47: I want to try out my new Assassin Droid!
Chromeus18: what is this about a paladin though? i must've missed that session.
Sarcazmo47: Oh.
Dark Japheth: With repaired protocols
AndrewRogue: First Round of Combat- BESERK'D
Sarcazmo47: Aint that a 1% chance?
AndrewRogue: 1% Cumulative I believe.
Dark Japheth: This isn't by the book.
AndrewRogue: Oh shit.
Dark Japheth: *grins*
Dark Japheth: Its 1% each time someone mentions its original name.
Sarcazmo47: HAHA
Sarcazmo47: I'll keep that in mind.
Sarcazmo47: Have you been keeping count?
Dark Japheth: And every time someone says something that her actual character would be hurt by or at least pretend to. Anything with emotional resonance.
Dark Japheth: Yes.
Sarcazmo47: Interesting.
AndrewRogue: ...what are we up to now? <_<
Dark Japheth: A baby, if she wasn't lying at the end.
Sarcazmo47: 2 or 3, I would guess.
Dark Japheth: Approximately thirty sickles, or two Galleons
Sarcazmo47: Heh.
Sarcazmo47: Does it reset?
AndrewRogue: Stupid Niniel. Now we have to kill babies before she notices them.
AndrewRogue: *shakes fist*
Sarcazmo47: HAHAHAHA
Dark Japheth: I don't know, Kirk.
Dark Japheth: Does it reset?
Dark Japheth: *shrugs*
AndrewRogue: ...that was so an Alex/Gorth thing right there.
Chromeus18: wow, she'd be nearly impossible to kill currently too
AndrewRogue: That's why I'm scared of her.
Dark Japheth: Now that, I personally agree.
Dark Japheth: Nobody in the party is good and can pierce her DR without using a Vile Point.
Chromeus18: Krist would have to roll a nat 20 to meet her AC
Sarcazmo47: Yeah, if it goes berserk, we're fucking dead unless Landus can calm it.
AndrewRogue: Oh yeah.
Chromeus18: or we just get the fuck out of dodge
AndrewRogue: That'll work real well.
Dark Japheth: This is why whenever I give the PC's ANYTHING, they should RECOIL IN FEAR
Dark Japheth: Like old amaryllis players who got wishes.
Sarcazmo47: Why? Then we'd never do anything fun.
Dark Japheth: DM- "Nellix, ask me your greatest wish, and I shall grant it."
Sarcazmo47: Bring on the danger!
Dark Japheth: Nellix- "FUCK FUCK FUCK."
Sarcazmo47: *is reckless*
Dark Japheth: "I wish I'd never been offered this wish!"
Dark Japheth: Me- "...uhh, ok. Granted.
AndrewRogue: ...Alex would never say Fuck <_<
Dark Japheth: So afraid they were!
Dark Japheth: Actually, he has twice in the time I've known him.
Sarcazmo47: Did he ever use Wish?
Dark Japheth: No.
Dark Japheth: It wasn't a PC takeable spell.
Sarcazmo47: Awwww.
Dark Japheth: However, if they *really* wanted a wish, they could use Gate, and summon Genies.
Dark Japheth: Who would grant wishes.
AndrewRogue: Oh yeah, that's smart.
Chromeus18: he didn't get that high spell level either, did he?
Dark Japheth: Yes, he did.
Dark Japheth: Time Stop
Chromeus18: ah yes
Dark Japheth: and Spear of Light
Dark Japheth: Although I called it Spear of Destiny
AndrewRogue: I like that title <_<
Dark Japheth: So do I.
Chromeus18: beo sent me alot of old amaryllis logs
Dark Japheth: ...shit man
Chromeus18: including the one where Ev went all psycho on Nellix
Dark Japheth: I don't even have a single old Amaryllis log
Dark Japheth: Well
Dark Japheth: No, I have two
Dark Japheth: The last two sessions
Dark Japheth: Zip them and send them to me when I awaken. :P
Chromeus18: well, you're gettin alot more now
Chromeus18: i'm mailing them
Dark Japheth: For I sleep in fifteen minutes and if I get them now I won't remember where I saved em
Dark Japheth: unless you can fit em in a hotmail.
Dark Japheth: :P
Chromeus18: they're hotmailed
Sarcazmo47: Alex called it Cosmic Spear.
Dark Japheth: Correction
Dark Japheth: Evrain did
Dark Japheth: Alex stuck to it, though, because in all things he was merely Evrain's bitch.
Dark Japheth: ....harsh even for me
Dark Japheth: which means its too late.
Dark Japheth: Knock knock,.
Chromeus18: who's there?
AndrewRogue: Who's there?
AndrewRogue: *waits for it*
Chromeus18: BERSERK UNDEAD HARPY BITCHES HAHA
Dark Japheth: sleep!
Chromeus18: will save
Dark Japheth has left the room.
Sarcazmo47: Too late.
Sarcazmo47: BUM BUM BUM
Chromeus18: he failed willingly
Sarcazmo47: Good job with that awsome poison, Skocion!
Sarcazmo47: HUZZAH!
AndrewRogue: Yes indeed!
AndrewRogue: And what shall you name it?
Chromeus18: there's still a dose left, isn't there?
Sarcazmo47: There is.
Sarcazmo47: We might be able to get a Marilith of our very own!
AndrewRogue: Did you remember to tell Scratch how neat the poison was?
Sarcazmo47: Yep.
AndrewRogue: Good job!
Sarcazmo47: IT MADE HER EXPLODE
Sarcazmo47: KABLOOM
AndrewRogue: Then explode again.
Sarcazmo47: I like how he had to tell the poison to shut up, though.
AndrewRogue: That was hilarious.
Chromeus18: that's all we need is another undead golem of obviously demonic origin going berserk on us :P
Sarcazmo47: Hey.
Sarcazmo47: It'll be damn useful.
Sarcazmo47: Dammit.
AndrewRogue: Yeah, but maybe that one will hate another party member.
AndrewRogue: <_<
Sarcazmo47: I'ma kill SOMETHING with it.
Sarcazmo47: Something COOL.
AndrewRogue: *reminds self never... EVER EVER to give a character a weakness again* <_<
Chromeus18: kill Riannon's badger
AndrewRogue: XD
Sarcazmo47: Maybe we could rent it out.
Sarcazmo47: "Assassin Droid 4 Rent! Inquire within!"
AndrewRogue: ...oh. 141 KB/s download rate. I LIKE.
Chromeus18: she can have an undead golem animal companion
Sarcazmo47: HAHAHA
Sarcazmo47: It's freaking BADASS.
Sarcazmo47: And I stand by it.
Chromeus18: and doing that would likely score you a nice mass of vile points :P
Sarcazmo47: That Badger need to become a cleric of Haagenti.
Sarcazmo47: ANYHOO
Sarcazmo47: Andrew, you have this logged?
Chromeus18: i do
Chromeus18: if no one else does
AndrewRogue: I'll do so in a moment.
Sarcazmo47: Do you need me to paste the session with the Skocion Brand Manticore Chow to you again?