You have just entered room "Avioding That Other Guy."
Dark Japheth has entered the room.
Chromeus18 has entered the room.
AndrewRogue: ...who the WTF?
Dark Japheth: OMG. Three chats
Dark Japheth: Three games
Dark Japheth: ....a.rghle
Chromeus18: arghles arghles gargamels
Sarcazmo47: No no.
Sarcazmo47: This isn't a game.
Sarcazmo47: This is for ease of chatting.
Dark Japheth: Oh, thats where you are wrong
AndrewRogue: Good. Because I'm not missing dinner tonight.
Dark Japheth: WE WILL GAME
Dark Japheth: AND YOU WILL GET DINNER FIRST
AndrewRogue: OMG GAME'D
AndrewRogue: If my MP were lower, I'd offer to make you all cookies <_<
Sarcazmo47: MP? Manliness Protocol?
AndrewRogue: That or Manliness Points
AndrewRogue: Hmm... damn. Can't remember if the dining commons open now or in half an hour.
Dark Japheth: and
Dark Japheth: Freaking evil people and their goddamned things too much multitasking
Dark Japheth: I'm NOT a kyrio!
Sarcazmo47: Show of hands! Who thinks Nerubians are cool?
AndrewRogue: Spider things?
Sarcazmo47: Yah.
Dark Japheth: *raises hands*
Sarcazmo47: *waves hand*
AndrewRogue: I hate spiders ;_;
Sarcazmo47: YOU SUCK
Sarcazmo47: DIE
Dark Japheth: You won't like things.
AndrewRogue: *gets eaten by a Nerubian who in turn raises his torn off arm*
Dark Japheth: brb
Sarcazmo47: I take it you weren't a big fan of the Crypt Fiends?
AndrewRogue: I played Orc <_<
AndrewRogue: Raiders > You
Sarcazmo47: You never played the single player game?
AndrewRogue: ...well... no.
AndrewRogue: Not really at least.
Sarcazmo47: wft mate?
AndrewRogue: Oh. I'm supposed to post our map aren't I?
Sarcazmo47: That would be helpful
Dark Japheth: indeed.
AndrewRogue: http://us.share.geocities.com/terrybrash/ Amaryllis.bmp
AndrewRogue: That shall do for now. I shall do real updates a bit later.
Sarcazmo47: It definitely says no.
Chromeus18: that map got served
AndrewRogue: ...
AndrewRogue: Dude.
AndrewRogue: That is such a rip off.
AndrewRogue: ...wow. Why the hell does it hate the map like that O_o
Chromeus18: send it to me, i'll host it
Chromeus18: it's probably just geoshitties being exactly that
Sarcazmo47: Maybe it needs conversion to jpeg?
AndrewRogue: Prolly. But... mrr... what nice programs convert anyway?
Dark Japheth: Paint
AndrewRogue: ...really?
Sarcazmo47: ....save as?
AndrewRogue: Freakin' a.
AndrewRogue: That work now?
AndrewRogue: http://www.geocities.com/terrybrash/Am aryllis.JPG
AndrewRogue: Fifteen minutes till I go eat. Whee.
Chromeus18: no, it doesn't hurt
Dark Japheth: huzzah
Chromeus18: err.. work
Chromeus18: dammit, that's hideous
Dark Japheth: It works for me.
Dark Japheth: Then redo the map, Chromey. :P
AndrewRogue: <_<
Chromeus18: i'm gonna make a REAL map of Amaryllis for ya
Dark Japheth: North = cold temperate.
Dark Japheth: Note, there is no Nagukor mapped.
Dark Japheth: Nobody has ever done that before, so you won't *ever* get a map of Nagukor.
AndrewRogue: We should go do that <_<
Dark Japheth: I notice nobody has profession: Cartography
Dark Japheth: Not even the Skillmonkey
AndrewRogue: Fix that problem Kirk!
Chromeus18: how about mountains, rivers, forests, deserts, plains, wastelands, giant bloody monkey corpses?
Dark Japheth: Jolir = jungle, Wildlands = Black since nobody can map it, and Sithicus = Cold.
Dark Japheth: Avernus = Mountainouis
Dark Japheth: Asgard is plains, Rivas Kul is coastal. All else is up to you. :P
Chromeus18: alrighty roonie
AndrewRogue: Dinner time!
AndrewRogue: Be back in 15-30
Dark Japheth: And my brother just got home from camp. :-(
Dark Japheth: So I'll be back as soon as I can be.
Dark Japheth has left the room.
Sarcazmo47: Back, Andrew?
Sarcazmo47: Bearing sandwiches?
AndrewRogue: No.
AndrewRogue: This is merely my Astral self.
Sarcazmo47: Bastard.
Sarcazmo47: Where's my bleedin' sandwich?
AndrewRogue: Didn't get any. Just went to the Dining Commons and ate.
Sarcazmo47: You realize, of course, that this means I have to kill you.
AndrewRogue: And I must say, those shall be the reason I actually eat properly while I'm in college.
AndrewRogue: And damn.
AndrewRogue: That sucks.
Sarcazmo47: What shall be the reason?
Sarcazmo47: And, who wants to help me come up with an MM progression for Nerubians?
AndrewRogue: The meh'riffic food at the DC. And... I suppose I could help if I had their stats.
Sarcazmo47: They have no stats.
Sarcazmo47: :-D
AndrewRogue: Ah.
AndrewRogue: Well...
AndrewRogue: Uh...
AndrewRogue: I could help I guess.
Sarcazmo47: Heh.
Sarcazmo47: RECRUITED
Sarcazmo47: I'm thinking of starting with a Phase Spider and just modifying it a lot.
AndrewRogue: Phase Spiders rock <_<
AndrewRogue: *still wants a Phase Spider Assassin*
Chromeus18 has left the room.
Sarcazmo47: Phase Spider Assassin...
Sarcazmo47: Pshaw.
AndrewRogue: Phase Spider = Pretty Decent Assassin I'd think.
Sarcazmo47: Could do the same thing with a Nightmare Assassin.
Sarcazmo47: Or an Assassin ON a Nightmare.
AndrewRogue: Point, but Phase Spiders are cooler <_<
Sarcazmo47: Very true.
Sarcazmo47: But I thought you didn't like spiders.
AndrewRogue: Plus they have the (admittedly somewhat meh) back up of poison on a failed DA.
AndrewRogue: ... <_<
AndrewRogue: Well I don't.
Sarcazmo47: Oh, and happy birthday to me.
AndrewRogue: Oh. Its your Birthday?
Sarcazmo47: Yep.
AndrewRogue: Happy Birthday ^_^
Sarcazmo47: Thanks.
Sarcazmo47: I am no longer a teenager!
AndrewRogue: Yay!
Sarcazmo47: Now I must be serious all the time.
Sarcazmo47: And never joke around EVER.
AndrewRogue: WHEE!
AndrewRogue: I'd give you a present but... uh...
AndrewRogue: I got nothing.
AndrewRogue: Except my unconditional LOVE!
AndrewRogue: And I REALLY doubt you want that <_<
Sarcazmo47: You're right on with that one.
AndrewRogue: I figured I would be.
AndrewRogue: Hmm.
Dark Japheth has entered the room.
Chromeus18 has entered the room.
Dark Japheth: Heya.
AndrewRogue: ...whoah.
Sarcazmo47: Good lord, man.
Sarcazmo47: Warcraft d20 sucks. A LOT.
Dark Japheth: Why do you say that?
Sarcazmo47: It's sorta overpowered and very incomplete.
Dark Japheth: Its "sorta" overpowered in that *everything* is more powerful.
Sarcazmo47: The overpoweredness is not so much a problem, but it suggests that it's less tested than it could be, which suggests there will be more powergaming loopholes.
Dark Japheth: Its on par with OA, I'd say.
Dark Japheth: Oh, there are shitloads of loopholes- if you allow it to mesh with D&D d20.
Sarcazmo47: Yes, and OA is a ludicrously broken book.
Dark Japheth: It actually is.
Dark Japheth: Two Words- Iaijutsu Strike
Dark Japheth: whammo
Sarcazmo47: Iaijutsu Master makes it ten times worse.
Dark Japheth: Yeah.
Dark Japheth: Now, I like the Ancestor feats.
Dark Japheth: I fucking LOVE them
Dark Japheth: and will likely give them to each of you at certain points in the game.
AndrewRogue: Whee
Sarcazmo47: What he's leaving out is that he loves them because they're WORTHLESS
AndrewRogue: Mostly <_<
Sarcazmo47: I don't much care for OA.
Dark Japheth: But you see
Dark Japheth: They have FLAVOR
Sarcazmo47: Unless Gorth feels like being silly and letting me take Iaijutsi Focus for some odd reason.
Dark Japheth: something most normal feats lack.
Dark Japheth: I will. However, I do not allow it to be used in combat. *shrug*
Sarcazmo47: HEH
Sarcazmo47: Only in duels?
AndrewRogue: ...you could cook with it, maybe <_<
Dark Japheth: Duels, or in Breakage of Shit Out of Combat
Dark Japheth: Like, "I will now break this steel girder with my face." *iaijutsu smashes it*
Sarcazmo47: HAHAHAHA
Sarcazmo47: That would actually be really cool.
Dark Japheth: Although if you do that, I'm tempted to remove 1 point of charisma each time you smash shit with your face.
Dark Japheth: Because Steel + Face = uglay
AndrewRogue: XD
Sarcazmo47: Not with Iaijutsu!
Sarcazmo47: Then it's "My face is harder than this Girder!"
AndrewRogue: Why do my friends feel the need to tell me everything?
Sarcazmo47: Now, if you FAIL your check...
Dark Japheth: Heh.
Dark Japheth: Andrew, I feel your pain.
Dark Japheth: Nick- "..I'm having sexual problems."
Dark Japheth: Me- "GO FUCKING TELL DR RUTH"
AndrewRogue: MrSuperOblivious: Andrew, they're having very loud sex next door.
Dark Japheth: See, thats funny shit
AndrewRogue: :p
Dark Japheth: When my neighbors did that, you know what I did? CHEEREd THEM ON
Dark Japheth: After each moan, I'd clap and yell "GO GET IR! GO GET IR!"
Dark Japheth: People learned stealth sex in my apartment
Chromeus18: i'd play a porn video on my comp, and turn the volume up
Chromeus18: OH GOD YES STICK THAT CACTUS UP MY ASS BABY OH YES!
Sarcazmo47: I don't really know what kind of porn you watch, Chrome.
Dark Japheth: I don't know, but it sounds badass.
Dark Japheth: I want blasphemy porn. Like, "The Passion...ate lovemaking... of the Christ"
Dark Japheth: Shit man, I'd watch that
AndrewRogue: ...
Sarcazmo47: ...
AndrewRogue: I'm still translating that into English.
Sarcazmo47: This Pulverize feat is worthless.
Dark Japheth: Passionate Lovemaking of the Christ
Dark Japheth: Nevermind.
Dark Japheth: :P
Chromeus18: it's for loud neighbors :P
Dark Japheth: DRAMATIC PAUSE
AndrewRogue: Oooooh
AndrewRogue: I get it.
AndrewRogue: <_L<
Dark Japheth: GOOD MAN
Dark Japheth: Well, not good, since now that you've heard it, certainly a mental picture has formed
Dark Japheth: Mary Magdalene was hot.
AndrewRogue: XD
Dark Japheth: And merely for thinking those thoughts, you are now damned to the same circle as I!
Dark Japheth: Circle six, baby! Yay for heretics!
AndrewRogue: ...you said you were going to Circle 5 yesterday.
AndrewRogue: I had Circle 6 damnit.
Dark Japheth: Well
Dark Japheth: Circle 5 is Wrathful and Gloomy
Dark Japheth: Both are true.
Dark Japheth: So is heretics. I think the nastier sin is the circle you go to
AndrewRogue: Ah.
Dark Japheth: I haven't been a traitor, unless you count PC's as benefactors
Dark Japheth: In which case, I'm up there in satans mouth getting chewed on.
Sarcazmo47: Sounds like fun.
Dark Japheth: Indeed.
Dark Japheth: Oh, yes
Sarcazmo47: Totem, Tauren: If this massive weapon looks like it's an intricately carved tree trunk, that's because it is.
Dark Japheth: If anyone wants to come to the beach, you are invited. My sister has a home near there now, that she's renting, and she's going out of town next weekend, and asked if I wanted to go.
Dark Japheth: Neither Melissa nor Jasmine can go. Damn them for busy.
Dark Japheth: lmao
AndrewRogue: What beach?
AndrewRogue: <_<
Dark Japheth: Uhh, Silver Strand is the name, I believe
Dark Japheth: Its in San Diego
Chromeus18: i would, but florida is likely gonna be France'd soon.
AndrewRogue: Not up for a 10 hour trip :p
Dark Japheth: Its like, two.
Dark Japheth: Besides
Dark Japheth: Beach
AndrewRogue: I'm in Berkeley man.
Dark Japheth: Scantily clad women
Dark Japheth: ..........
Dark Japheth: I hate you.
AndrewRogue: Which means I can just go to the beach here :p
Sarcazmo47: So Gorth.
Sarcazmo47: There's already a Tauren in this game?
Dark Japheth: Yes.
Sarcazmo47: What's he do?
Dark Japheth: Magic
Dark Japheth: I don't know.
Sarcazmo47: But not a fighter.
Dark Japheth: I am the closest thing to a tank the group has
Dark Japheth: I'm a high dex barb.
Dark Japheth: Who will be taking Scout levels, then Beastmaster.
Sarcazmo47: That's a depressing thought.
Dark Japheth: I will use my bow, and fucking rock shit from a distance
Dark Japheth: then if they get too close
Sarcazmo47: Whirlwind Frenzy?
Dark Japheth: drop the bow, and just MAUL THEM TO DEATH
Dark Japheth: PAIN AND HURTING
Dark Japheth: Anyway. If someone recaps, we can play. zor.
Dark Japheth: And Chrome
Dark Japheth: holy shit
Dark Japheth: Those are OLD ASS LOGS
AndrewRogue: Niniel's HEAD ASPLODE
Dark Japheth: I command you, delete them! Delete them. They are from days I was a *much* worse DM
Chromeus18: yes they are
AndrewRogue: Recap Done.
Dark Japheth: ...Ok, you suck at recapping. I shall.
Dark Japheth: Having entered the Bazaar, you naturally head to the center, where there was a... well, the best way to describe it is as a castle thats wearing +5 Spiked Full Plate Mail of Pain
Dark Japheth: Inside is Queklain, who plays the piano. You speak with him, and he claims a boon if he poisons his dinner guest, since he planned on consummating things with Niniel.
AndrewRogue: (See Gorth. You're better. You should always recap ^_^)
Dark Japheth: At dinner, many people were intent on prodding Niniel. On, and on, and on.
Dark Japheth: Queklain gestures and says "Please don't. Trust me."
Dark Japheth: She eats.
Dark Japheth: Poison goes in, thirty five seconds count down.
Dark Japheth: Demons come and pain occurs, when she EXPLODES just a second after telling Landus she was pregnant.
Dark Japheth: But thats not the end of the fun.
Dark Japheth: She crawls back together, just to explode again. Adn she is reanimated as a sentient skeleton thing, completely subservient to the will of the group.
Chromeus18: (that is, until she goes berserk and murders us all)
AndrewRogue: (*nods sagely*)
Chromeus18: then in the morning, Queklain bids us a few ways to repay him.
Dark Japheth: Indeed.
Dark Japheth: He claims he wants one. He claims that if they wished to transfer ownership, they could. Skocion wisely bids for rather helping him get his own.
Dark Japheth: He wants Ashmadia, the princess of blood, a powerful Marilith.
Dark Japheth: He's also given you one year to do it. And doesn't expect it done anytime soon.
Dark Japheth: He's an elf, which probably accounts for his rather... elongated lifespan and his very LONG quest times.
Chromeus18: that means in a matter of seconds, we'll be face to face with her.
AndrewRogue: XD
Dark Japheth: I tell everyone how screwed they got, and that if they fight Niniel, the first thing they should do is fucking BREAK THE DARKSKULL
Dark Japheth: He then bid you farewell, after telling you that completing his boon would put him, as well, in debt.
AndrewRogue: Yay.
Dark Japheth: For the record, Chrome
Dark Japheth: since I'm too lazy to open an IM window
Dark Japheth: The Capuchin asked Keith if he'd be her date, and if she could go without the costume.
Dark Japheth: Purely to preserve the secret, of course.
AndrewRogue: Aww!
AndrewRogue: <3
Chromeus18: so sweet
Chromeus18: now you have to survive that long
Dark Japheth: Hey, Chrome? Whats the Capuchin's real name?
Dark Japheth: :P
Chromeus18: Niniel Armelios
Dark Japheth: Yes I reuse names.
Dark Japheth: Anyway.
Dark Japheth: Is we all ready?
Chromeus18: thus my note when we met Niniel :P
AndrewRogue: *reminds self to murder her if he returns to Chrome's game sometime*
AndrewRogue: <_<
Chromeus18: i'll be ready in a moment.
Chromeus18: brb
Dark Japheth: Until then, I'm going to do another nifty Amaryllis trivia thing.
AndrewRogue: Whee, trivia. I suck at that!
Dark Japheth: 1) I have run approximately five different time periods of Amaryllis.
Dark Japheth: At what point did I write the book of time?
Dark Japheth: answers-
Dark Japheth: a) neolithic (pre-breaking of the world, and the actions of those PC's directly caused the fall of karnage)
Dark Japheth: b) the first warriors of hope
Dark Japheth: c) the warriors of dusk, the first horsemen
Dark Japheth: d) Amaryllis as the one Nellix, and the GOOD warriors of hope, who finally killed Karnage
Dark Japheth: e) the Dark Age.
AndrewRogue: Ain't E. I'm positive you did it after C.
AndrewRogue: ...I think it was B. <_<
Dark Japheth: Final answer?
AndrewRogue: Sure thing.
Dark Japheth: Any answer from Kirk, since Chrome knows and ain't allowed to tell.
Sarcazmo47: Be with you in a minute.
Sarcazmo47: On the phone with Staci.
Chromeus18: back
Dark Japheth: mmmkay.
Dark Japheth: Chromey you no answer or I stab.
Dark Japheth: Chrome gets a different question.
Chromeus18: and the answer is... *mouth shuts*
Dark Japheth: Chrome, in the Mages Guild of Asgard (during the short time it was a democracy), every last one of the mages has a familiar
Dark Japheth: What was their familiar? It was the same for all except the one cloaked in red and black.
Chromeus18: i have no fuckin clue
Dark Japheth: Hint- its one of the logs you sent
Dark Japheth: Hint 2- Lan killed one.
Dark Japheth: BARELY by snipering it with a bow.
Chromeus18: hmm... bear?
Dark Japheth: ....
Dark Japheth: you faile
Dark Japheth: Answer was SPIDER
Chromeus18: i haven't read through all the logs yet
AndrewRogue: Spider'd
Dark Japheth: lol
Chromeus18: ah see, i never got to that one :P
Dark Japheth: YOU WERE THERE!!!!!!
Chromeus18: i was there for nearly all of them!
Chromeus18: they all jumble into a mishmash of falling on my face and breaking weapons.
Dark Japheth: lol
Dark Japheth: So true
Dark Japheth: You did technically kill Karnage.
Dark Japheth: :P
Dark Japheth: You were the Godslayer. And of all the warriors of hope, even Evrain, even Nellix, EVEN THROKK, you are honored and esteemed higher than any of them.
AndrewRogue: Because you happened to squeeze in the last hit :p
Dark Japheth: Yes. Technically, Nellix did 1000 damage in a single strike.
Dark Japheth: But you know what?
Dark Japheth: I wouldn't have let Karnage die until Chrome hit him.
Dark Japheth: *shrug*
Chromeus18: i'm not even sure if Chrome legally hit him :P
Dark Japheth: I believe you did
Chromeus18: i rolled like a 12 on attack
Dark Japheth: You rolled a Focused Attack
Dark Japheth: Added twice your BAB to the strike
Dark Japheth: \But seriously, Chrome was not only there from the beginning
Dark Japheth: But endured more trauma and hardships than others. He found out that his father was a great mage, but he had no talent for sorcery. He didn't care! He didn't like sorcerors, anyway.
AndrewRogue: Indeed. 'twas to be his honor!
Dark Japheth: He went from womanizing man to loving husband and father
Dark Japheth: He did not strike Karnage out of hate, or retribution, as Throkk and Keikeru did
Dark Japheth: He did not strike him to return him to a cycle as Nellix did
Dark Japheth: He had to kill Karnage to make the world safe for his family.
Dark Japheth: And was the most humble.
Dark Japheth: I make it sound so poetic, don't I? >.>
AndrewRogue: *claps, cheers, whistles*
Dark Japheth: By the way, andrew
Dark Japheth: have you had time to go over my narrative fiction regarding the Marquis?
Dark Japheth: and if so, what are your thoughts? Should I continue, or scrap it and give up?
Chromeus18: Chrome only hated Nellix, for a while.
AndrewRogue: ARGH! I knew I was doing one other thing! I got part way through. Lemme continue on it right now.
Dark Japheth: lol
Dark Japheth: No, its alright. :P
Chromeus18: I think the whole party hated Nellix for awhile.
Dark Japheth: Hell
AndrewRogue: Naw, I'm enjoying it man ^_^
Dark Japheth: the DM hated Nellix more than ANY OTHER FUCKING PERSON
Dark Japheth: You think EVRAIN hated him? Evrain and Alex are like fuckbuddies
Chromeus18: i was getting to that :P
AndrewRogue: XD
Dark Japheth: MY GODS MAN
Dark Japheth: Me- "The poor little common girl, working the fields, looks at you, terror in her eyes- she's only seen magic once before, used by a dread vampire to kill villagers."
Dark Japheth: Nellix- "Sense motive."
Dark Japheth: *rolls a 1*
Dark Japheth: Me- "She's clearly greel."
Dark Japheth: It got infuriating at times
Dark Japheth: And GODDAMNIT why did he have to pick on the oracle?
Dark Japheth: The oracle owned. :P
Chromeus18: he was Nellix
Chromeus18: there is no explanation to his madness
Dark Japheth: Indeed.
Chromeus18: he was all like "NO CHROME, GREEL IS EVIL, HE'S NOT PART OF YOUR FAMILY"
Dark Japheth: Ooooh
Dark Japheth: a bonus question
Chromeus18: Chrome: "So what? He's my wife's father, no one can ignore that."
Dark Japheth: How does one pronounce Amaryllis?
Chromeus18: i imagine Ah-Mah-Ril-Lis
AndrewRogue: Ah-ma-ril-is
AndrewRogue: ...no I take that back.
AndrewRogue: The way Chrome does.
Dark Japheth: You both faile.
Dark Japheth: Its pronounced how it might be in spanish.
Dark Japheth: Ah-mah-reey-us
Dark Japheth: Silent L's
Dark Japheth: And chrome... YOU'VE GOT MAIL
Dark Japheth: CAPUCHINNY MAIL
AndrewRogue: ...how was I expected to anticipate a Spanish pronounciation? <_<
Dark Japheth: You live in California
Dark Japheth: :P
Dark Japheth: Plus, I didn't expect you to.
AndrewRogue: ...good point.
Chromeus18: whoo!
Dark Japheth: Alex- "I don't care, its not pronounced that way. Not in my head."
Dark Japheth: Me- "Thats cool, you know, I'm only the CREATOR."
AndrewRogue: Hmm...
AndrewRogue: I'm trying to decide which I like better :p
Dark Japheth: Amarillus sounds cheesy.
AndrewRogue: I hate the spanish ll, but it works well with the word.
Dark Japheth: Amaryeeus sounds beautiful, it rolls off the tongue and sounds so beautiful
Dark Japheth: Man, I'm bored.
Dark Japheth: Anyone else got something fun to d?
Dark Japheth: do?
AndrewRogue: Not really. I suck.
Sarcazmo47: We got game.
Dark Japheth: Game, of course, is always a viable option.
Dark Japheth: *nods*
Sarcazmo47: GAME'D
Dark Japheth: ~-~-~BEGIN'D~-~-~
Chromeus18: *is beginned*
Dark Japheth: We'll start the game with Skocion recieving a small vial, containing one dose, of what is presumably the potion required to create the flesh demons.
Dark Japheth: And a letter.
Sarcazmo47: One vial...of what?
Sarcazmo47: The man's blood?
Dark Japheth: Indeed.
Dark Japheth: The Marquis' blood, mixed, already, with some mummy dust.
Sarcazmo47: Ah.
Dark Japheth: It seems to glow, from inside, with a dull red light. Almost like his eye.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion makes use of the Marquis's courtyard to complete the concoction.
Dark Japheth: ...what exactly do you do? The note claims the concoction is complete.
Sarcazmo47: Oh, really?
Sarcazmo47: All done?
Sarcazmo47: Cool, then.
Dark Japheth: So the note claims.
Sarcazmo47: I won't dispute that.
Sarcazmo47: I'll just pocket the damn thing.
Dark Japheth: You know, you can always add your own blood and get a servant that obeys the both of you. :P
Dark Japheth: </temptation to vile deeds>
Sarcazmo47: Yes.
Sarcazmo47: Yes I can.
Sarcazmo47: But if I do that, it won't be right now.
Dark Japheth: Not in his courtyard.
Sarcazmo47: No, now is the leaving time.
Dark Japheth: Anyway. What is the group off to do? You've been given an inordinate amount of time to complete the quest, and you've got a few other possible story leads to go deal with.
Dark Japheth: For one, finding a high priest, who might be willing to raise someone.
Sarcazmo47: Actually, now would be a good time for an OOC break.
Dark Japheth: For two, getting revenge on any of the people who have wronged you.
Sarcazmo47: So we can outline some of the quest ideas we might have.
Dark Japheth: For three, Scratch has suggested things t do.
Dark Japheth: Oh, ok.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion has a Scratch quest.
Sarcazmo47: There is Landus's Sister quest.
Sarcazmo47: There is Skocion's Sister quest.
Sarcazmo47: There is the Marquis Quest.
Sarcazmo47: There is the Krist Enemy Quest.
Sarcazmo47: Are there any others?
AndrewRogue: I'm thinking a quest that isn't 2 or 4. I'm thinking we want to be able to fend for ourselves before we tackle those.
Chromeus18: i suggest the Krist quest, since we're in Rivas Kul :P
AndrewRogue: And... uh... Paladin and Orphans I suppose.
AndrewRogue: But that can be back-burnered for now.
Sarcazmo47: Paladins And ORphans Quest added to the list.
Sarcazmo47: OH!
Sarcazmo47: We need to go see Shale.
AndrewRogue: What for?
Sarcazmo47: Our monthly income.
AndrewRogue: Ah. Been that long already. My how time flies.
Sarcazmo47: But first, on the way out of the Bazaar, Skocion is going to get a Ghost Of Christmas Yet To Come robe for Niniel.
Chromeus18: (is detained, brb)
AndrewRogue: I'm gonna throw votes for Krist's Enemy of Skocion's sister.
Dark Japheth: This is gunna be painful. :P
AndrewRogue: ...
AndrewRogue: The fuck quest did I just make up?
AndrewRogue: That should be an *or
Sarcazmo47: The idea is that she may still be really creepy, but we can walk around without having people run screaming in terror.
Dark Japheth: Sounds nice.
Sarcazmo47: The robe should have pieces of cloth that drape over the wings, too.
Dark Japheth: Naturally.
Sarcazmo47: She can look like a penitent or something.
Dark Japheth: Niniel's voice, of course, grumbles out vaguely "...pretty..."
Dark Japheth: (*adds one percent*)
AndrewRogue: "Thing's disquieting, y'know that boss?"
Sarcazmo47: "Less so than having it roam around half-fleshed."
AndrewRogue: "Yeah, yeah, you gotta point."
Dark Japheth: "...flessshhh."
Dark Japheth: "...all I am is fleshh... fleshh... and bones....bonessss..."
Sarcazmo47: "Shut up."
Dark Japheth: It twitches, and its creepy corpse grin turns into a rictus of fear.
Sarcazmo47: "Come along. We need to visit an old friend."
AndrewRogue: *shakes his head vaguely and makes a point to stay a few extra steps away from it*
Dark Japheth: "...friend..." it grumbles/moans. And follows.
AndrewRogue: "Who's this one boss?" *he grins* "You got so many interesting ones."
Sarcazmo47: "Shale. We need to see how he's doing, after all."
AndrewRogue: "Ah." *his smiles quirks for a moment and he starts laughing*
Dark Japheth: "....sssshhallle...." It remembers its order to shut up, though, and ceases. Although its parody of breathing, really a raspy gasp which is fleshy, still resounds.
Sarcazmo47: Da da da da SHALES!
AndrewRogue: WHOAMG Week of travel.
Dark Japheth: Shifts?
Dark Japheth: :P
Sarcazmo47: Krist/Landus/Skocion
AndrewRogue: Yep.
Sarcazmo47: Niniel stays up all night!
Dark Japheth: What about her beauty sleep?
Dark Japheth: She needs it, she lost 22 charisma!
Sarcazmo47: Sucks for her.
Dark Japheth: Pain.
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 7 100-sided dice: 63 85 24 62 15 7 36
Dark Japheth: On the sixth day.
Dark Japheth: God was almost ready to take a break.
Dark Japheth: But instead, he has...
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 3-sided die: 3
Dark Japheth: Skocion.
Dark Japheth: Make a listen check.
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 13
Sarcazmo47: 14.
Dark Japheth: You hear Niniel softly singing to itself.
Dark Japheth: ...strangely, though it is ugly, when singing, its voice retains all of its beauty.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion gets slightly annoyed. "Be silent, and do not speak again until you are addressed."
Dark Japheth: Don't you want to hear its song?
Sarcazmo47: Not really, no.
Sarcazmo47: It's a tool.
Dark Japheth: "...I used to think, I used to feel, I used to laugh and cry. But all I retain is making the soldiers die."
Dark Japheth: Eh.
Dark Japheth: It shuts up, looks at you with hollow and dead eyes, and then stands tall.
Dark Japheth: In the distance.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion's head jerks up and he says, rather loudly, "Ah! Welcome to our campsite, travellers!"
Dark Japheth: The one in full plate walks, clanking, towards the fire. His greatsword is sheathed upon his back, his face concealed. The bard, clearly a female, smiles. "Thank you."
Dark Japheth: "Mind if we camp with you tonight? I'd rather not travel further."
Dark Japheth: The one in red grunts, and does not move.
Sarcazmo47: The one in red?
Sarcazmo47: "Not at all. Please, make yourselves comfortable."
Sarcazmo47: "We'll be moving on shortly, and you're welcome to our camp."
Dark Japheth: The Knight seats himself at the fire. The bard smiles at you. "Thank you. Its hard to find safe places. Bandits patrol these areas."
Sarcazmo47: "I've heard much about them. They've seemed better organized than normal bandits to me, of late. It is wise to travel these roads with protection."
Dark Japheth: "...skocion?" She smiles. "I recognize you! You are the one who opposed me, and are working on a solution! I see you are traveling to guard and convert the caravans."
Dark Japheth: She smiles, and twirls her hair.
Dark Japheth: Around this time, the other two members of the party wake up, as the one in red's armor clanking has woken them,.
AndrewRogue: *shakes his head a bit dazedly* "Mrmm... guests this late boss?" *pushing himself up*
Sarcazmo47: "This is Jazirain Armelios, esteemed priestess of Luthien and a devotee of peaceful ways."
Dark Japheth: You notice that the one I've been describing as "in red" is in green, in actuality.
Dark Japheth: She smiles. "You are so kind, Skocion." She gives you a hug.
Dark Japheth: Niniel turns its head towards you.
Sarcazmo47: He gives her a hug back, looking perfectly pleased.
Sarcazmo47: "She has been working hard to find a peaceful solution to the bandit problem, and while we may occasionally disagree on methodology, I am very pleased she was the one granted her position."
AndrewRogue: *he strolls on over and seats himself near Skocion* "Eh heh... pleasure to meet you then I suppose."
Sarcazmo47: He gestures a calm/heel command at the Golem.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion lets her out of his hug eventually, but pulls her into a seated position and doesn't let go of her hand.
Dark Japheth: Jazirain smiles. "If it wasn't for you, I don't know what we'd do. Things are smaller, but more violent, it seems. There is trouble in the city."
Dark Japheth: She sighs, and leans her head against Skocion's.
Sarcazmo47: "Indeed?" He absently rubs her hand with his thumb and forefinger. "What sort of trouble?"
Dark Japheth: "The gangs seem too quiet. Nowhere near as many muggings."
Dark Japheth: "I'm not... I'm not the smartest, but I think its only a proof of times to come."
Dark Japheth: "For every moment of silence in those gangs, there is a moment of screams."
Dark Japheth: She sighs.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion blinks, and proceeds to her forearm. "Don't sell yourself short, dear. Never underestimate the strength of what some would call common wisdom."
Sarcazmo47: "Too few people have it, these days."
Sarcazmo47: "You're right about one thing......quiet in the underworld is rarely a peaceful sign."
Sarcazmo47: "It suggests a storm is coming."
Sarcazmo47: FLIRT FLIRT FLIRT
Dark Japheth: Niniel growls.
AndrewRogue: *just lazes about and does the body guard thing, keeping an eye on mister red/green*
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 100-sided die: 57
Dark Japheth: luck.
Chromeus18: Krist awakes too, and seats himself.
Dark Japheth: Green. The man in green growls, and looks at the two, and sighs.
Dark Japheth: But Jazirain continues flirting. "I am so beat, Skocion. I don't know what to do."
Dark Japheth: "I'm but a child with too much responsibility." She sighs.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion turns, and looks at the creature, and says, "Go guard the perimeter - about a hundred meters or so. Return when you are called."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion then returns his attention to Jazirain, and puts an arm around her waist. "Now now, my dear. Don't let yourself get discouraged."
Sarcazmo47: "You have been chosen. Those that chose you knew what they were doing, didn't they?"
Dark Japheth: Niniel growls, and does so.
Dark Japheth: But keeps its head focused on everyone. Meaning it swivels, 180 degrees.
Dark Japheth: If Jazirain wasn't laying on Skocion, she'd notice.
Sarcazmo47: Hehehehe.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion keeps massaging her.
AndrewRogue: *Landus keeps his attention on that damn thing too. He doesn't like it. And besides, paying too much attention to boss would be rude <_<*
Dark Japheth: She slinks down, her head resting in Skocion's lap. Now she gets +20 to bluff checks.
AndrewRogue: (Say a single thing regarding my life and I will kill you Kirk.)
Sarcazmo47: "Take some rest, my dear. You look like you need it."
Sarcazmo47: (Thank you for doing it for me.)
Sarcazmo47: Is Gorthypoo pondering, or what?
Dark Japheth: The one in red sighs. And speaks for the first time, in a voice rarely used. Two words. "It hurts."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion looks up at them. "I beg your pardon?"
Sarcazmo47: Male or female voice?
Dark Japheth: Jazirain immediately stands up, and rushes to his side. "He's... infected with some sort of disease. Sometimes, he gets headaches."
Dark Japheth: "Here. Let me calm that for you."
Dark Japheth: The voice is undeniably male.
Sarcazmo47: "I see. That is unfortunate." Skocion comes over with her.
Sarcazmo47: "How did it happen? If you don't mind me asking."
Dark Japheth: The man growls as she casts a spell, and he rumbles again, and begins snoring.
Dark Japheth: Jaz- "..He suffered a blow to the head. He thinks that he gets his headaches when he's around evil things."
Sarcazmo47: (*dies of laughter*)
AndrewRogue: *he chuckles* "That must be a curse."
Dark Japheth: "Used to be a big paladin of Tiyrael. Something happened though, he claims it was the work of Shaitan."
Dark Japheth: "He suffered."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion shighs and shakes his head. "A tragedy, that such delusions could afflict one so great without warning."
Sarcazmo47: And he gently but insistently pulls her down again.
Dark Japheth: SHe leans against you. You feel her heartbeat rising, slowly.
Dark Japheth: (...damn your high charisma)
Sarcazmo47: He strokes her hair, and that leads to stroking her neck, and that leads to, yes, making out.
Sarcazmo47: There is sneaky pillow doubletalk that I'd be happy to RP for you all if it weren't mildly creepy to do.
AndrewRogue: XD
Dark Japheth: You know
Dark Japheth: I think I can pass on that.
Sarcazmo47: Yah.
Sarcazmo47: We'll just stop at Inferred.
Sarcazmo47: Awwww, poor widdle Paladin!!!
Chromeus18: Krist watches the whole deal.
AndrewRogue: Landus politely lazes about and keeps watch.
Dark Japheth: Not only that.
Dark Japheth: But.
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 100-sided die: 58
Dark Japheth: .....You people.
Sarcazmo47: NINIEL FLIPS OUT AND KILLS YOU
Dark Japheth: I fucking swear.
Dark Japheth: You are SO GODDAMNED LUCKY.
Sarcazmo47: I like how EVERYTHING makes Niniel go berserk.
AndrewRogue: (Its because Gorth loves us.)
Sarcazmo47: I know.
AndrewRogue: (And Niniel was a whore.)
Sarcazmo47: Anyway.
Sarcazmo47: To Shale's!
Sarcazmo47: And yes, we don't forget the Golem.
Dark Japheth: Good plan.
Dark Japheth: ...However.
Dark Japheth: I require five minutes of Matt time.
Sarcazmo47: However'd!
Dark Japheth: This is smoking and happy time for good old Matt.
Sarcazmo47: Matt it up, pall.
Dark Japheth: Where he considers exactly how to describe the mess you see.
Dark Japheth: :P
Sarcazmo47: Happy time?
Dark Japheth: Actually.
Dark Japheth: Any time a single fucking one of you has ANY moment of happiness or triumph
Dark Japheth: I'll roll to check berserk.
Sarcazmo47: Aww, source of income DESTROY'D
Dark Japheth: Such is the power of HATE.
AndrewRogue: Oh yay.
AndrewRogue: Let's FAIL MORE GUYS!
Sarcazmo47: Meh.
AndrewRogue: :p
Sarcazmo47: I have faith in Gorth.
Sarcazmo47: :-D
Sarcazmo47: So does Krist sculpt two humans in the act of porn?
Sarcazmo47: And now that I think of it, I think I'm offended that Krist hasn't asked to sculpt Skocion.
AndrewRogue: ...that...is one of the funnies images I've ever been forced to endure in my skull.
Sarcazmo47: It's like Titanic!
AndrewRogue: Yay!
Dark Japheth: I return.
Dark Japheth: Come the morn, the Knight is already up, and shakes Jazirain awake.
Sarcazmo47: Everyone wakes! Blam!
Dark Japheth: "Get up." Its voice is gravelly.
AndrewRogue: Awaken'd
Sarcazmo47: Skocion gets up and helps Jazirain get up.
Chromeus18: *wakes up*
Dark Japheth: Jaz- "..alright, alright." She gets up, and dresses, and quickly smiles, and says to everyone. "We must be going. We have to be in asgard tomorrow."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion nods. "Why?"
Dark Japheth: "Skocion, it was nice... talking to you again.'
AndrewRogue: *goes through his morning work out routine*
Sarcazmo47: He smiles. "You, too."
Dark Japheth: "I have a meeting with my superior. About my official inductment. I think I have been pious enough, but I don't know."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion nods. "My thoughts go with you."
Dark Japheth: She smiles. "Good luck with the bandits, dear." She smiles, and the knight is already walking off. "Wait up!" SHe yells, and runs after it.
Dark Japheth: She a major contact?
Sarcazmo47: She is.
Dark Japheth: If not, upgrade her.
Dark Japheth: Ok.
Sarcazmo47: Maintenance.
Sarcazmo47: Anyway!
Sarcazmo47: SHALE'D
Sarcazmo47: To the city!
AndrewRogue: Indeed.
Dark Japheth: In the city
Dark Japheth: Shale's door has been busted off its hinges.
Sarcazmo47: Oh.
Sarcazmo47: That's exciting.
AndrewRogue: "Ah shit. Looks like someone was unhappy with Shale boss."
Sarcazmo47: "So it would seem."
Dark Japheth: And inside are a few official forces of Tamerand, the Commerce Guild, is looking at the corpse.
AndrewRogue: *slides inside to take a look*
Sarcazmo47: He tells the creature "Wait outside the city. Reveal yourself to no one until we call you."
Dark Japheth: Niniel growls assent and does so.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion then goes inside. "Hello?"
Dark Japheth: Reginald stands there. "Skocion, sir! What are you doing here?" He is busy collecting papers.
Sarcazmo47: "I'm here to visit my buisness partner. What the hell happened?"
Dark Japheth: "It appears he was killed. By a Paladin." He sighs. "The paladin had a good case. But we still need to document it."
Dark Japheth: "He was doing business with you?" He looks up at you. "That doesn't sound good. Did he... did he use any spells on you?"
Sarcazmo47: "That's interesting. The paladin had a good case for murder?" His tone is poisonous.
AndrewRogue: *raises an eyebrow, but keeps quiet*
Sarcazmo47: "I'd very much like to hear this case."
Dark Japheth: "Not murder. Justice. This man... this Shale, was a cultist."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion coughs. "I beg your pardon?"
Dark Japheth: "He's got signs of Shaitan carved in his home, he regularly spoke with a demon named Astyanax." Reginald sighs. "This does not look good."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion snorts. "Vigilante justice."
AndrewRogue: (Are you referencing that old NES game Gorth?)
AndrewRogue: (<_<)
Dark Japheth: "Those are capital crimes in all nations, sir."
Dark Japheth: "But the Paladin has not been questioned. He left immediately after informing the Marquis what he'd done."
Sarcazmo47: "To be carried out by anyone? Or has the city watch abandoned its job as peacekeepers?"
Sarcazmo47: He shakes his head.
Dark Japheth: "No, I don't know the details. It had something to do with the Marquis."
Sarcazmo47: "If what you say is true....then perhaps he did deserve this. But it should have been done by the right person....not a crusader."
Sarcazmo47: He spits.
Sarcazmo47: "In any case. Consult the books. You'll find I have a fifty percent interest in his buisness. By rights, if he is dead, ownership should pass to me."
Dark Japheth: "Come to the hearing tomorrow, where they divide up his assets." Reginald sighs. "...I can give you some of what they are dividing up tomorrow."
Sarcazmo47: "Oh, they're appropriating his posessions? How...like the Marquis."
Dark Japheth: "Come back at midnight, and be in the main room. They'll have his assets set up." He looks around, and then back to you. "Yes, quite like him."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion shakes his head. "Very well." He canes his way over to the body.
Sarcazmo47: "Shale....you made a terrible mistake."
Dark Japheth: Shale's body is limp. Its been cut, from forehead to sternum.
Sarcazmo47: Time to CRUNCH SOME FUCKING PALADIN
Sarcazmo47: Anyhoo.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion leaves.
AndrewRogue: "What a pain in the ass, eh Krist?" *mutters*
Sarcazmo47: He gets their regular inn.
Chromeus18: (sorry, a bit busy :P)
Sarcazmo47: And...ah, comes back at midnight?
Sarcazmo47: Ah!
Sarcazmo47: Between those two times, he sends a message to the court that Baron Atrox would like an audience with the Marquis tomorrow.
Dark Japheth: Nice.
Dark Japheth: ~-~-~END~-~-~
Dark Japheth: As I've got shit to do in the morning.
Sarcazmo47: Aww.
AndrewRogue: Boo <_<
Sarcazmo47: Meanie.
Dark Japheth: XP - 200 base. I'll be giving out 200 XP per session base, minimum.
Dark Japheth: And not much happened mostly due to my fault.
Sarcazmo47: Interesting rule.
Sarcazmo47: What's up?
Dark Japheth: You see, I'm having a mild episode again and this is not very cool. Tomorrow I get my Zoloft refilled so I won't have issues like I had before.
Dark Japheth: yaaaaaay.
AndrewRogue: Ah.
Chromeus18: (and a death just occurred in my game :P)
Chromeus18: (very emo)
AndrewRogue: Yay for meaningful deaths.
Dark Japheth: My character... just... fell apart
Dark Japheth: It was funny.
Dark Japheth: I'm not even the one who died.
AndrewRogue: Who died?
Dark Japheth: Keith
Dark Japheth: :P
Chromeus18: (Keith died)
AndrewRogue: I feel the need to laugh at Soppy <_<
Chromeus18: (torn asunder by a lucky crit from a blackguard)
AndrewRogue: Ouch.
Sarcazmo47: Holy shit.
Sarcazmo47: Gorth's character fell apart?
Chromeus18: (funny, his last words were "I'm still standing!" after the last attack.)
Sarcazmo47: Interesting.
Sarcazmo47: Did the party take down the blackguard?
Chromeus18: (yep)
AndrewRogue: I feel this burning need to RP more. Damnit.
Sarcazmo47: And, is there going to be rezzing, or is Soppy rolling up a new character?
AndrewRogue: *stabs Alex repeatedly*
Sarcazmo47: Me too.
Chromeus18: he is rezzed
Sarcazmo47: Yes.
Sarcazmo47: Stab Alex.
Sarcazmo47: Twice.
Chromeus18: -1 life
Sarcazmo47: -1 life?
Chromeus18: yes
Sarcazmo47: What?
Chromeus18: he lost a life :P next time it's gonna take a goddamn fucking miracle
AndrewRogue: Hrmm...
AndrewRogue: *stabs Alex a few more times for good measure as he considers how to get his RP-Fix*
Sarcazmo47: They have extra lives?
Sarcazmo47: Do they pick up green mushrooms or something?
Chromeus18: nah, i give everyone a second chance
AndrewRogue: Hmm...
Sarcazmo47: RESTART YOUR GAME ANDREW
Sarcazmo47: RAWR
AndrewRogue: <_<
Sarcazmo47: DO IT
Sarcazmo47: YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO
Dark Japheth: Yes
Dark Japheth: If I have to work on more of this story
Dark Japheth: you have to start your game again.
Sarcazmo47: What story now?
AndrewRogue: I dunno. I hate being a sub-par DM. I'm a better player by far <_<
Sarcazmo47: Sub-par?
Sarcazmo47: You were...pretty good, actually.
Dark Japheth: The story I cannot give to other PC's other than andrew for reasons I cannot divulge.
Dark Japheth: Yeah. I thought you were better than me.
Dark Japheth: But
Sarcazmo47: Oh, the Queklain story?
Sarcazmo47: Are you giving away my character's secrets? >:o
Dark Japheth: Nope.
Dark Japheth: Haven't gotten past "Queklain leaves.'
AndrewRogue: I don't know any of your secrets man :p
AndrewRogue: I just bombard him with crap fiction occasionally, so we balanced it by me critiquing his work ^_^
Dark Japheth: His fiction = pwn
Dark Japheth: :P
AndrewRogue: Hrmm...
Sarcazmo47: Why am I not seeing this Queklain story?
Sarcazmo47: And why I not bombarded with Andrew's fiction?
Sarcazmo47: WHY AM I OUT OF THE LOOP
Sarcazmo47: GRRRR
AndrewRogue: Actually because I don't write that much. Just did Landus crap to pass time.
AndrewRogue: I'm trying to write something every day now.
Sarcazmo47: FUCK YOU LOOP!
Dark Japheth: Heh.
AndrewRogue: Well... you want mine?
Dark Japheth: Pwned by loop
Sarcazmo47: *skullfucks The Loop*
Sarcazmo47: Yes.
Sarcazmo47: Okay, Gorth. What do you think - Tauren Gladiator, or Nerubian?
Dark Japheth: NERUBIAN
Sarcazmo47: Yeah, me too.
Sarcazmo47: But I'll need to whisper sweet nothing into DBM's ear to pull it off.
Dark Japheth: He shot the Nerubian idea down?
Dark Japheth: Hell, he LIKES nerubians
AndrewRogue: Lemme do it Kirk! I'm good at sweet nothing!
Sarcazmo47: His exact words were "I guarantee you that would be more than +1 LA
AndrewRogue: <3<3<3
Sarcazmo47: And he doesn't have stats for them.
Dark Japheth: Make some.
Sarcazmo47: I suggested a Savage Species progression, but I dunno.
Dark Japheth: And figure out a savage species progression.
Dark Japheth: :P
Sarcazmo47: I suppose.
Sarcazmo47: I would be oh-so-tempted to try to take War Hulk, out of the miniatures handbook, for a Tauren.
Dark Japheth: Cannot be balanced with WCd20
Sarcazmo47: No?
Sarcazmo47: In that it can't be balanced with ANYTHING, you mean.
AndrewRogue: XD
Dark Japheth: I use it.
Sarcazmo47: For NPC'd.
Sarcazmo47: *s
Dark Japheth: Yeah
Dark Japheth: :P
Sarcazmo47: There are no rules for NPC's.
Sarcazmo47: But would you EVER let a PC take War Hulk?
Dark Japheth: Yep.
Dark Japheth: If they fit all the prerequisites.
Dark Japheth: GO ahead, find a single race I'd accept that starts at large size.
Dark Japheth: :P
Dark Japheth: *gets around it!*
Sarcazmo47: Ogre!
Sarcazmo47: Troll!
Sarcazmo47: Really Big Harpy!
Dark Japheth: Trolls are split into two species.
Dark Japheth: Ogres... well. Ogres have issues, too, and are LA + 5.
Dark Japheth: High Trolls are... the ones in Penobscot. Go explore the wildlands for a while, find a few Low Trolls (the ones from the PHB)
Sarcazmo47: I presume the High Trolls are still Large?
Dark Japheth: High Trolls are actually medium size.
Sarcazmo47: In fact...WTF is a High Troll?
Sarcazmo47: Oh, and, I just wanted to comment that I've never seen a D&D game that lent itself to novelization as much as this one does.
Chromeus18 has left the room.
Dark Japheth: I doubt that.
Dark Japheth: But.
Dark Japheth: Want the story as someone with Epic Knowledge History has it?
Dark Japheth: Or as Scratch will tell you?
Dark Japheth: Or a basic PHB like description?
Sarcazmo47: How about all three?
Dark Japheth: PHB- As Warcraft Trolls. Sort of.
Dark Japheth: LA +1, Fast Healing 2, +4 dex, +2 con, -2 wis, -2 cha
Sarcazmo47: The have jamaican accents and throw axes?
Dark Japheth: A spiritually stunted people since the fall of Karnage.
Dark Japheth: Yeah, axe throwing is a sport
Dark Japheth: Jamaican accent... no.
Sarcazmo47: So what makes them High?
Dark Japheth: They are not Low.
Dark Japheth: THe Low Trolls are large in size, and stupid.
Dark Japheth: Mindlessly, almost.
Sarcazmo47: Ah.
Sarcazmo47: And the High Trolls don't get regeneration.
Dark Japheth: Nope. Just fast healing.
Dark Japheth: Which in my opinion is better, in some ways.
Sarcazmo47: That sucks.
Sarcazmo47: How in the world is it better?
Dark Japheth: Its not. But they get class levels- most of the time. Very very few Low Trolls ever qualify for more than Monstrous Humanoid racial HD
Dark Japheth: Scratch's story- "In the old days, the Trolls as a species were once elves."
Dark Japheth: "But the evil blood of Karnage, when he fell, corrupted a few who drank of it. Those who drank deepest became the low trolls, and those who merely bathed in it became High Trolls."
Dark Japheth: "The high trolls were his biggest cultists and most intelligent of his servants in the Wildlands."
Dark Japheth: "The low trolls served as chaotic muscle."
Sarcazmo47: Whee!
Dark Japheth: Epic Knowledge HIstory- "That scratch guy knows what he's talking about."
Sarcazmo47: That guy spent a lot of time bleeding.
Dark Japheth: Two hundred years.
Dark Japheth: The Crater and all of the shadowlands are caused by the fallen gods blood, if you believe the tales.
Dark Japheth: And ignore all of Nagukor's own myths.
Dark Japheth: :P
Sarcazmo47: Silly fellow.
Sarcazmo47: So, you had things to do?
AndrewRogue: Heh!
Sarcazmo47: And REVEAL TO ME THIS QUEKLAIN STORY
Dark Japheth: I do, actually. And no. Not until it stops sucking so bad.
Dark Japheth: :P
Dark Japheth: I"m awake for an unforeseen complication that has arisen
Dark Japheth: This is that the idle chat has enthralled me and now I am hungry and have had four cups of coffee.
Dark Japheth: :P
AndrewRogue: Heh!
Dark Japheth: Curse you idle chat.
Dark Japheth: not really but meh.
AndrewRogue: ...I hate randomly levelling characters.
Dark Japheth: Tomorrow is a happy day for me.
Dark Japheth: I don't!
Dark Japheth: Its more fun than pointfully levelling.
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 2 10-sided dice: 2 1
AndrewRogue: ...shitties HP roll over.
AndrewRogue: *ever
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 2 10-sided dice: 5 2
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 2 10-sided dice: 1 5
AndrewRogue: ...
Dark Japheth: Ecks dee.
Sarcazmo47: Who are you rolling for?
Sarcazmo47: Why are you rolling a d10?
AndrewRogue: I've been persuded to look into Chrome's game again.
Sarcazmo47: WHY?
Sarcazmo47: GOD MAN
Sarcazmo47: TOO MUCH GAME
Dark Japheth: Its pretty fun.
Sarcazmo47: I...
Sarcazmo47: But...
Sarcazmo47: Mrrr....
Sarcazmo47: Once again, Kirk is left out of the loop.
Sarcazmo47: Because no one wants him taking over the freaking chat.
Dark Japheth: lol.
AndrewRogue: Hey, I'm all for you joining in.
Dark Japheth: So am I.
Dark Japheth: Hell, Kirk, you got an autoinvite to any game I ran.
AndrewRogue: Its namely Gorth's joining that has made me interested in.
Dark Japheth: ...when I met you, I thought you were Evrain, and you proved to be cooler than him
Sarcazmo47: Aw, that's so sweet.
Sarcazmo47: I dunno about that, though.
Dark Japheth: Because you did not bitch at me for not being religious! Nor do you regale me with stories of your endless cruelty and biting angst while attacking our cruelty.
Dark Japheth: Furthermore, you got an autoinvite.
AndrewRogue: Kirk is so loved ^_^
Sarcazmo47: The only thing that worries me is that the game will die out once Skocion reaches level 10.
Sarcazmo47: AND has died out now that Bandon is level 10.
Sarcazmo47: I have a level 10 gnome fighter.
Sarcazmo47: His game died
Sarcazmo47: Verity is level 11.
AndrewRogue: AND is not dying as long as I personally live <_<
Sarcazmo47: Meh.
Sarcazmo47: Alex is being a moody jerk.
Sarcazmo47: Staci is quitting.
AndrewRogue: Grah!
Sarcazmo47: I've got plenty of other things going on.
Dark Japheth: I tried to join but was not introduced.
Sarcazmo47: That too.
Dark Japheth: AND died. Frankly, I am not surprised. *shrug*
AndrewRogue: *boots game that he invested way too much into*
Dark Japheth: This will likely not die around level 10.
Sarcazmo47: Good.
Dark Japheth: To be fair, if things go according to plan
AndrewRogue: *repeatedly*
Dark Japheth: this one dies at approximately level 27.
Sarcazmo47: I've never had a character higher than level 10.
Dark Japheth: But
AndrewRogue: *over and over*
Sarcazmo47: Except Verity.
Sarcazmo47: by 1 level.
Dark Japheth: If you wish to keep going past level 27, I can do that. It'll just be weird, but I can do it.
Sarcazmo47: How so?
AndrewRogue: ...and fuck. Harkan is going to die first combat. -_-
Sarcazmo47: Fighter?
Dark Japheth: Because my world is set up for level 10-15 guys. Thats the best level to be in Amaryllis.
Sarcazmo47: Why's that?
AndrewRogue: Fighter/Wizard/Broken Chrome Spell Sword
Sarcazmo47: Oh, I remember looking at that.
Sarcazmo47: He wandered off and then came back?
Dark Japheth: Things are challenging, you are important, you are awesome, you have the best quests.
Dark Japheth: My quest ideas die at level 25 or so.
Sarcazmo47: *snort*
AndrewRogue: He was reassigned to another squad for the time.
Sarcazmo47: At level 25, the characters had BEST start coming up with their own friggin quests.
AndrewRogue: XD
AndrewRogue: Hmm... three feats to choose.
Sarcazmo47: Hmm.
Sarcazmo47: Exotic Weapon Proficiency (Fullblade)
Dark Japheth: No no no.
Sarcazmo47: No?
AndrewRogue: Eh... Longsword/Buckler stuff would be preferred.
Dark Japheth: Spell Focus (whatever you focus in), Greater Spell Focus (whatever you focus in), and of course my favorite, Expertise
Dark Japheth: Expertise is perhaps the greatest feat in the history of D&D.
AndrewRogue: I have Expertise ^_^
Dark Japheth: There are so few ways to pump AC without Tumble.
Sarcazmo47: Greater Expertise?
Dark Japheth: Aha
Dark Japheth: Then go for Improved Trip, Disarm, and so on.
Sarcazmo47: Hmm.
Sarcazmo47: There's Improved Buckler Defense, which allows you to use your buckler while fighting with two hands.
AndrewRogue: ...apparently I have Expertise/Improved Disarm/Eschew Materials and Improved Buckler Defense.
Sarcazmo47: Yah.
Sarcazmo47: So take dual-wielding feats.
Dark Japheth: AND get a spiked buckler.
Dark Japheth: :P
Sarcazmo47: Can't.
Dark Japheth: Bah.
Dark Japheth: Fuck bucklers. Thats the best dual wielding.
Dark Japheth: +5 large steel shield, spiked.
Sarcazmo47: It is possible to get a buckler that sprouts razors and can be thrown.
Dark Japheth: "I use it for defense."
Dark Japheth: Razors are fun.
Sarcazmo47: I want that enhancment for Skocion's buckler.
Dark Japheth: Rallaster should make an appearance in Amaryllis.
Sarcazmo47: 1d6 + Str, and comes back to your hand.
Sarcazmo47: It's badass.
Dark Japheth: I like the shield thing that shoots spines.
Dark Japheth: I don't know why, I just think thats one of the coolest things ever.
Sarcazmo47: Oh, that one.
Sarcazmo47: Heh, yeah.
Dark Japheth: Oh, and Grey Energy weapons are perhaps the most interesting RP things ever.
Sarcazmo47: Andrew, what level is Chrome's game?
Sarcazmo47: Grey Energy?
Dark Japheth: 5 for me.
AndrewRogue: He told me to level to 6
Dark Japheth: Grey Energy- the opposite of Brilliant Energy.
Sarcazmo47: Hmm.
Dark Japheth: It cannot harm living beings.
Sarcazmo47: What's it do?
Sarcazmo47: Oh.
Sarcazmo47: Interesting.
Dark Japheth: It does damage to Undead, Constructs, and Objects.
Dark Japheth: It does double damage to them.
Sarcazmo47: So it's like a disrupting weapon, only more hardcore?
Dark Japheth: But you see, something the creator never came up with
Dark Japheth: Yeah, +4 bonus.
Dark Japheth: Is that it can be used to humiliate.
Sarcazmo47: It could also be used to sunder shit.
Dark Japheth: I convinced a DM to let me have it on a mage's sword thing.
Dark Japheth: Yeah.
Dark Japheth: Anyway.
Dark Japheth: I cast Invisibility.
Dark Japheth: I draw Gray Energy Blade.
Dark Japheth: I humiliate random people by removing their clothing.
AndrewRogue: ...maybe I should take Improved Toughness.
Sarcazmo47: I could pull out my Tainted idea.
Dark Japheth: I'm a fucking spiteful PC, never let me in your game if you suck as a DM.
AndrewRogue: How bad is 35 HP for a Ftr 4/Wiz 2?
Sarcazmo47: That's...not terrible. But stay off the front lines.
Sarcazmo47: Kirk's Tainted Idea = Exotic Weapon Proficiency (Fullblade) + Monkey Grip = 4d6 base sword damage for a medium sized character.
Dark Japheth: Its been done, just not by Tainted.
Dark Japheth: Keikeru used a Fullblade like that.
Sarcazmo47: Yeah, that would be the fun part.
Dark Japheth: Back then, Fullblades were 4d4.
AndrewRogue: Grah... I'm thinking I should head for the BSS as quick as I can so I can start properly progressing in casting again.
Dark Japheth: Whats the Broken Spellsword got over normal spellswords?
Sarcazmo47: Depends.
Sarcazmo47: Are you a wizard with martial skills, or a fighter with arcane skills?
Sarcazmo47: Andew, I showed you the Tainted class, right?
AndrewRogue: Nope.
Sarcazmo47: Oh NO.
AndrewRogue: It depends on how I choose my progression at this point. I get to level Wiz 2/Ftr 1
Dark Japheth: Its not that great. Awesome, yes. But have you seen the Capuchin PrC he let me have? >.>
AndrewRogue: I just look at the 10th level ability and cry <_<
Dark Japheth: Same thing, but Monk/Rogue, gets monk abilities in light armor, bardic knowledge, INSANE AC BONUSES OMG and other things.
Dark Japheth: Since I seem to be awake.
Sarcazmo47: I should give him the Lord class.
Sarcazmo47: O:-)
Dark Japheth: ~-~-~BEGIN LANDUS DREAM SEQUENCE~-~-~
Dark Japheth: You are in a strange place. You see... a tower. Int or Knowledge History. Oh hell its the palace of frost. It is... tall.
AndrewRogue: (Grah... Weapon Focus, Weapon Specilization and Practiced Spell Caster perhaps?)
Dark Japheth: You see it as it was in the beginning, when it was first made.
Dark Japheth: What do you do?
Dark Japheth: The words on the front are not the words commonly known in modern age- Arbeit Macht Frei
Sarcazmo47: (Practiced Spellcaster is actually a pretty good one.)
Dark Japheth: But "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here in."
AndrewRogue: *Landus shrugs and strolls forward. Obviously its the point of this sleep robbing dream*
Sarcazmo47: (Landus needs to seduce Skocion.)
AndrewRogue: (...)
Sarcazmo47: (>.>)
Dark Japheth: Inside... you see a throne.
Sarcazmo47: (<.<)
Dark Japheth: This throne is not made from normal things.
Dark Japheth: It is made of barbed wire.
Dark Japheth: And it is connected, intricately, to an old man. Old beyond his time. Perhaps. Maybe thirty three years old, tops. Streaks of white go through his brown hair.
Dark Japheth: He screams and screams, but he cannot escape without harming himself.
Dark Japheth: And then you are back to a relatively normal dream.
Dark Japheth: Having Niniel. Holding her in your arms, caring for her.
Dark Japheth: When you awaken, you either weep or shudder at what she became and what she did.
Sarcazmo47: GORTH'D
AndrewRogue: Prolly shudder. He hates her pretty badly still.
Dark Japheth: Still.
Dark Japheth: I'll fix that.
Sarcazmo47: ((Out of curiosity, here...does the Zodiac Knight have all good saves?))
Dark Japheth: Well, it has good Fort, Ref, and Will, but it doesn't ever save its data at save points
Dark Japheth: It only uses the Save State button
Sarcazmo47: Fuck!
AndrewRogue: PIRATE'D
Sarcazmo47: So when do we get to meet Skocion's sister?
Dark Japheth: I don't know.
Sarcazmo47: Liar.
Dark Japheth: When will you seek her out?
Sarcazmo47: The answer is "At the worst possible time"
Sarcazmo47: You know what I find mildly amusing, though?
Dark Japheth: And do you want your scratch dream sequence the night you sleep with the luthien devotee? If you do that, we can have a scene with her RIGHT NOW.
Dark Japheth: What?
Sarcazmo47: And sure!
Dark Japheth: Must know what is amusing first
Sarcazmo47: I find it mildly amusing that our characters are doing things that rightfully shouldn't be done until we have about ten more levels under our belts, but we do anyway because all of us are impatient to get to the meaty part.
Sarcazmo47: I mean, most level four characters are fighting Gnolls and Orcs and stuff.
Sarcazmo47: And we're all like "Let's fuck around with world-changing powers!"
Dark Japheth: Well.
Dark Japheth: You roleplay it well.
Sarcazmo47: I think it's cool as hell.
Dark Japheth: I dislike the mundane.
Dark Japheth: :P
Sarcazmo47: And it makes me laugh.
AndrewRogue: XD
Sarcazmo47: The only downside is that we start ACTING like we're badasses, and then someone is like "Go fight a Marilith" And we're like "Uhhh......."
Dark Japheth: Yep!
Sarcazmo47: "Let me get back to you on that."
Dark Japheth: That, naturally, is the flaw in your plan.
Sarcazmo47: Our plan?
Sarcazmo47: We have a plan?
Sarcazmo47: When did this happen?
Sarcazmo47: Anyway, Dream Sequence!
Dark Japheth: Heh.
Sarcazmo47: Scratch "Skocion, you're a slut."
Sarcazmo47: GO
Dark Japheth: Scratch is back in the room of clocks. And he's playing chess with someone... familiar.
Sarcazmo47: Oh ho?
Sarcazmo47: Where is Skocion?
Dark Japheth: Her hair is blonde, the same color as yours. Her back is turned to you, but you recognize that she's wearing robes.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion doesn't say a thing.
Dark Japheth: Skocion is standing in front of the "door" which is really the opening to the case with the pendulum. Scratch does not notice you, as he is thinking of his move.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion pads up quietly to get a better view of the board.
Sarcazmo47: He doesn't push his nose in it, though.
Dark Japheth: It seems Scratch is fucking GOOD. But not good enough- he's lost a few more power pieces than his opponent, who is mounting an offensive.
Dark Japheth: However, despite her power, Scratch is clearly winning- she's continually forced into check, in and out of the run.
Dark Japheth: "Your problem, Caradoc, is that you fail to realize- with less power, I have more precision. I have to use my remaining pieces to their full effect."
Dark Japheth: His opponent laughs, a light airy giggle. "You suck, old man."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion breaks in. "You're bluffing, Scratch. And you still rely on your King too much."
Dark Japheth: Caradoc turns around, and looks at you. "Skocion." She nods her head politely. Scratch, meanwhile, says nothing.
Sarcazmo47: "Caradoc. It's been a very long time. I think."
Dark Japheth has left the room.
Sarcazmo47: Well.
Sarcazmo47: Okay.
AndrewRogue: Ahem.
AndrewRogue: Caradoc = Sis?
AndrewRogue: On that note, Landus needs Rapid Stunning <_<
Sarcazmo47: What's that?
Sarcazmo47: And yes.
AndrewRogue: It allows me to use Stunning Fist (or abilites that use it up) multible times per round.
Sarcazmo47: Ahhhhhhh.
Sarcazmo47: Heh.
AndrewRogue: Use every skill I have in one round <_<
AndrewRogue: WHAM'D
Sarcazmo47: KAPOW
Dark Japheth has entered the room.
AndrewRogue: I jsut realized most of us are useless against...
Dark Japheth: Internet - ghey.
Dark Japheth: Whats teh last things I said?
Sarcazmo47: Dark Japheth (11:32:46 PM): Caradoc turns around, and looks at you. "Skocion." She nods her head politely. Scratch, meanwhile, says nothing.
Sarcazmo47: Sarcazmo47 (11:33:10 PM): "Caradoc. It's been a very long time. I think."
Dark Japheth: Caradoc nods. "Yes, nearly a year and a half. How are you doing? Scratch won't tell me."
Dark Japheth: Scratch, of course, is realizing this is a little beyond him, so he moves his chair back.
Sarcazmo47: "I am....well. I...ah..."
Sarcazmo47: He sighs, produces a chair, and sits down.
Sarcazmo47: "Scratch and I have had a bit of a disagreement."
Sarcazmo47: "He seems to thing I've forgotten a few things."
Dark Japheth: Caradoc- "...And you claim you haven't." She smiles.
Sarcazmo47: He nods.
Sarcazmo47: "He suggested you might be able so shed some light on the matter."
Dark Japheth: "I might. Why would I want to, though?"
Dark Japheth: "Boredom?" She laughs. Scratch sighs.
Sarcazmo47: He shrugs. "I really don't know. I don't remember. Remember?"
Dark Japheth: "Nevermind. You never were any fun."
Dark Japheth: She returns to the game. her back to you, she comments- "Mother wonders how you are doing, sometimes."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion looks offended.
Sarcazmo47: "Scratch thinks I'm fun."
Dark Japheth: Scratch- "You taught me a new game. Caradoc here thinks its best to stick to the fundamentals."
Sarcazmo47: "Jazirain thinks I'm fun."
Dark Japheth: Caradoc- "Which you perfectly agree with! I think your opinions change with the listener."
Dark Japheth: Scratch smiles. "Of course she does. So does Melanie."
Dark Japheth: Caradoc- "Melanie?" SHe turns her chair around completely. "What the FUCK do you have to do with Melanie?"
Sarcazmo47: Skocion shifts. "Thanks, Scratch."
Sarcazmo47: "Would you believe me if I told you I didn't remember?"
Dark Japheth: Scratch- "Anytime, grandson."
Dark Japheth: Caradoc- "Yes. Because you shouldn't."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion shrugs.
Dark Japheth: "Tell me, though. What business did you have with her?"
Sarcazmo47: He sighs. "I was delivered a message."
Dark Japheth: "Recently, obviously, or Grandpa here wouldn't bring it up." Scratch almost protests, but is silenced by a gesture of her hand.
Dark Japheth: "....To the high priestess herself? Since when did you get the ability to lie?"
Sarcazmo47: "And it was the first time I've ever seen her. That I remember."
Sarcazmo47: "Oh, now you doubt your own brother? Thanks. Yes, to the high bloody priestess."
Dark Japheth: "Of course I doubt you. You abandoned us." Caradoc turns back around. "Bloody is right, if you've spoken to her vocally, she's definately gotten her claws on you."
Dark Japheth: "I'm glad you survived, if that means anything to you." She moves a piece.
Dark Japheth: Scratch- "...take that back. You must use reason, not emotion."
Dark Japheth: She does so, and ponders for a moment.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion blinks. "I did not. Vladimir was the one that abandoned us."
Dark Japheth: "And you are the oldest. You should have helped, a little. Instead, he died, you claimed his title, and left us with nothing." She makes a better move, but not by much.
Dark Japheth: Scratch just sighs.
Sarcazmo47: "Nothing? I left you with the same damn tavern he left you with. And I'm not sorry for trying to find something better."
Dark Japheth: "For what? Your own debased glory? I've heard the half-truths from you before. I don
Dark Japheth: t need to hear them now."
Dark Japheth: She is on the verge of tears, almost.
Sarcazmo47: "Caradoc..."
Sarcazmo47: "Can you at least tell me what happened? The last time I remember seeing you was seven years ago."
Dark Japheth: "In chronological order?"
Dark Japheth: "You abandoned us. I went through fathers old papers, and a few of my mothers old journals. I went through my menstrual periods, and began talking to Scratch."
Dark Japheth: "He told me I could seek out magic in my blood. And I did. I learned, quietly, with only Scratch as my mentor."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion blinks. "You're a sorcerer?"
Dark Japheth: "And then, you and I had a rather nasty row. You called us all worthless, mindless leeches from your honor."
Dark Japheth: "And that we held you back. Me and mom. You wished us die."
Dark Japheth: *to die
Dark Japheth: "Since then, I've avoided Scratch when he was speaking to you." She is beyond tears at this point. Now she's just... disappointed.
Dark Japheth: "I still can't figure out what we did to piss you off so badly, other than give life to you and give you friendship when we were both little."
Dark Japheth: She makes a move, and Scratch moves his knight into position. "Check." he utters.
Dark Japheth: Quietly.
Sarcazmo47: "I wouldn't do that." His voice is shakey and uncertain.
Sarcazmo47: *shaky
Dark Japheth: ....You notice something at this point.
Dark Japheth: Your entire body twitches, beyond your control.
Dark Japheth: Scratch- "..THat'd be your dissonance. Be glad you are here, and not in the real world, when you said that. OTherwise, it'd be painful to you, and likely everyone standing near you."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion twitches for a few moments.
Sarcazmo47: ".....are you still working at the inn?" His voice is weak.
Dark Japheth: She replies curtly. "Yes, I do. I did not forget my family when I got my power."
Sarcazmo47: "Oh."
Sarcazmo47: "Scratch said that you were thinking about becoming a follower of Sahkmet, once."
Dark Japheth: She smiles. "Once. Then I found out about how they are initiated into the clergy." She shudders. Scratch, too, shudders.
Dark Japheth: "Do you know what they have to do?" She looks at you.
Sarcazmo47: He blinks a few times. "I don't remember."
Sarcazmo47: "Do you know why I don't remember?"
Dark Japheth: "I am apparantly within their standards of beauty to join."
Dark Japheth: "No, you aren't female. You might never have known, although I don't know."
Dark Japheth: "But they must all be scarred, some form of their beauty marred. Reminiscent of the first stroke of Evrain's Holy Blade against Sakhmets face."
Dark Japheth: "Then they must... become with child. And like the dark mother they worship, their firstborn must be killed by their bare hands. While fresh from the womb, after they have screamed and gotten air only once."
Dark Japheth: "Barbaric."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion snorts.
Dark Japheth: Scratch- "..It is done not for a barbaric reason. Sakhmet is quite intelligent- it completely removes the potential for redemption. Once one has slain their own blood, with their bare hands, at birth..."
Dark Japheth: "The murder of an innocent child makes them cold, cruel, and impossible to tempt."
Dark Japheth: Caradoc- "Still fucking cruel."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion sighs. "You suggested she'd be nicer than this, Scratch."
Dark Japheth: Scratch- "I misled you."
Dark Japheth: "Intentionally. This needed to happen. Would you two like privacy?"
Sarcazmo47: Skocion shrugs.
Dark Japheth: Caradoc- "I don't care."
Dark Japheth: Scratch- "...I sense it was too soon. Caradoc, I'll be back later. Skocion, we'll talk later. You two need to hug and make up." He slowly shimmers out of sight, and vanishes completely.
Dark Japheth: Caradoc does not move, or act.
Sarcazmo47: "Where are you?"
Sarcazmo47: After a few moments, he gets up and steps over to the chessboard, taking Scratch's place, and starts resetting the pieces.
Dark Japheth: Caradoc- "At the moment? The Grave of Fate."
Sarcazmo47: "Where's that?"
Sarcazmo47: He sits once the board is reset.
Dark Japheth: "Right here."
Sarcazmo47: "No, I mean, where's your body?"
Dark Japheth: She waves her hand, and removes the chessboard. "Come now. You aren't getting out of a good game of poker."
Dark Japheth: "Oh, that. My bedroom. Right over the tavern."
Dark Japheth: "Probably not far from you, but far enough that you won't say hi."
Sarcazmo47: "I won't?"
Sarcazmo47: He shrugs. "Then deal the cards, woman."
Dark Japheth: She begins dealing.
Dark Japheth: Your hand- two of hearts, two of spades, three of diamonds, four of clubs, seven of spades.
Dark Japheth: "Woman. I'm glad you noticed."
Dark Japheth: "WHere are you, Skocion?"
Sarcazmo47: "On the road."
Sarcazmo47: "Back to Tamerand."
Dark Japheth: "Back home. Going to visit me and mother?"
Sarcazmo47: "What do you want to wager?"
Dark Japheth: "Or avoid us, and we'll hear about what you do by how many times you aren't in the paper."
Sarcazmo47: He winces. "I suppose I could."
Dark Japheth: "Nothing. I have nothing of value."
Sarcazmo47: He shrugs. "So?"
Dark Japheth: She sighs. "Can't we just play for fun? Why must everything be about gain or loss?"
Sarcazmo47: "Fine, fine!"
Sarcazmo47: "Sheesh."
Sarcazmo47: It's almost rediculous to hear him speak like that.
Sarcazmo47: But he's not really sure how to act around her.
Dark Japheth: Obviously.
Dark Japheth: She has no idea how to react around you.
Sarcazmo47: He tosses in the diamond and club.
Sarcazmo47: "So...you're really a sorcerer?"
Dark Japheth: "Yeah."
Sarcazmo47: "How does that help at the tavern?"
Dark Japheth: She raises an eyebrow. "If you've lost your creativity, I'll be so weepy."
Dark Japheth: "You would be surprised what an invisible servant can do. And what an invisible Caradoc, with the strength of a bull, can do, to aid the bouncers."
Dark Japheth: She tosses you a king and queen of hearts.
Sarcazmo47: ".....do you need money?"
Dark Japheth: "No. Throwing money at a problem does not make it disappear. That is how dad acted."
Dark Japheth: She drops two of her cards, as well
Sarcazmo47: He doesn't press the issue. "Then what's the problem? Why are you mad at me?"
Dark Japheth: "...Scratch was right. It was too quick."
Dark Japheth: "You hurt me bad, Skocion. You of all people know of the power of words."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion shakes his head. "I don't even remember what the hell it was I'm supposed to have said!"
Dark Japheth: "That isn't my fault. Thats yours."
Dark Japheth: "Pair of sevens." She sighs.
Sarcazmo47: "You win."
Dark Japheth: "Good. Your deal."
Sarcazmo47: "Well, I don't know that."
Dark Japheth: *hands you the cards*
Sarcazmo47: Skocion deals out seven card stud.
Sarcazmo47: For he must be different.
Dark Japheth: Thats very lawful of you.
Sarcazmo47: Being different?
Dark Japheth: Yeah.
Dark Japheth: Anyway. Niniel looks at her cards, and sighs. "Yeah, I'm fucked either way."
Dark Japheth: "How's your life treating you?"
Sarcazmo47: ...
Sarcazmo47: Reread that.
AndrewRogue: (Bad Gorth. Wrong female NPC)
Dark Japheth: Woah
Dark Japheth: WOAH
Dark Japheth: WOAHROAHFOANFOANMFOASDN FA
Dark Japheth: Need coffee.
Dark Japheth: I will remedy this problem while you say *Caradoc
Dark Japheth: jesus fucking christ argh
Dark Japheth: late
Dark Japheth: coffeee..... fixes... everything
Sarcazmo47: Tee hee!
Sarcazmo47: "I could complain...but there wouldn't be much point to it. I killed a traitor."
AndrewRogue: (I give up. If my three potential active character sheets aren't correct, I'll figure it out next time I need to level or something.)
Dark Japheth: "Thats good."
Sarcazmo47: He sighs. "I'm.....sorry, if I hurt you, Caradoc."
Dark Japheth: "You still incapable of lies?"
Dark Japheth: "..nevermind, don't answer that."
Dark Japheth: "I am sorry you hurt me, too. One day, I might be able to forgive you. But not now."
Dark Japheth: "Will you forgive me?"
Sarcazmo47: "For what?"
Dark Japheth: "Not following you."
Sarcazmo47: "Why didn't you?"
Dark Japheth: "I'm a girl." She sighs.
Sarcazmo47: He blinks. "Yes, I think I can forgive you for being a girl."
Dark Japheth: "Your God could not forgive me."
Dark Japheth: "I am also not as pragmatic as you. I'm more altruistic. You lost innocence, Skocion."
Sarcazmo47: He snaps his fingers. "Oh, darn."
Sarcazmo47: "I must've left it in my other pants."
AndrewRogue: (...I'd bust out laughing, but my room mate sleeps.)
Dark Japheth: She sighs. "This is pointless." And she vanishes.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion is sad for a while.
Sarcazmo47: "Hey, Scratch?"
Dark Japheth: Scratch's voice echoes. "Yes?"
Sarcazmo47: "She's fucking insufferable."
Dark Japheth: "Is she?"
Dark Japheth: "Whats funny, other people might find you insufferable>"
Sarcazmo47: "And where was your vanted wisdom there, huh? She's still pissed at me."
Dark Japheth: "She's trying to do what you do to others."
Sarcazmo47: "What's that?"
Dark Japheth: "Take others way of thinking, incorporating it into hers, and then establishing that hers is the superior."
Sarcazmo47: "I have no idea what you're talking about.
Sarcazmo47: And I've had enough of your gnomic "smarter than thou" crap for one night."
Sarcazmo47: And he wakes himself up.
Sarcazmo47: Sleepytime.
Dark Japheth: Mkay.
Dark Japheth has left the room.
AndrewRogue: Rah night
AndrewRogue: Damn
AndrewRogue: Too slow.