You have just entered room "DaoA Beach Volleyball."
AndrewRogue: XD
Sarcazmo47: Snorg.
Dark Japheth: Snarf
AndrewRogue: Snork?
Dark Japheth: The Snorks were funny.
Zidanel33t has entered the room.
Dark Japheth: They were underwater smurfs.
AndrewRogue: WHOAMG
Dark Japheth: THIS IS THE MAN.
Zidanel33t: ...What the?
Dark Japheth: THE BAD MAN
AndrewRogue: New person.
Dark Japheth: He wants me to stop D&Ding
Dark Japheth: And play Gunbound.
Dark Japheth: :P
AndrewRogue: He needs to die.
Dark Japheth: See?
Dark Japheth: I *want* to play GB right now.
Dark Japheth: But I can't. My PC's need me!
AndrewRogue: Oh. Well then.
Zidanel33t: ...I'll give you my sister's AIM.
Zidanel33t: yes? :P
Dark Japheth: .........holy
Dark Japheth: The hot one.
Zidanel33t: ...Girl > you guys
Dark Japheth: Not the one who has a huge ass forehead.
Dark Japheth: Deal?
Zidanel33t: yeah, BTW:
Zidanel33t: she got a tounge ring. >_>
AndrewRogue: ...
Dark Japheth: HOLY JESUS
Dark Japheth: AIM NAME NOW AND WE'LL GUNBOUND
AndrewRogue: Well. We got told.
Zidanel33t: It's tempting gorth.
Dark Japheth: I know it is.
Zidanel33t: but i'm afraid you'll IM the shit out of her
Zidanel33t: and she'll kick my ass.
Dark Japheth: But I also know you'll never do it.
Dark Japheth: .....That's... half the fun!
Zidanel33t: yep. I just wanted to get one-up on the guy who said I should die!
Dark Japheth: lol
Dark Japheth: ...Does she really have a tongue ring?
Zidanel33t: yeah.
Dark Japheth: ...and can you get me more pics?
Zidanel33t: and 5 earrings.
Zidanel33t: ...
Dark Japheth: I require more photographic evidence.
AndrewRogue: You still need to die.
AndrewRogue: Then Gorth can simply take your sister without any whining from you <_<
Dark Japheth: There is a problem with that
Dark Japheth: Although, Zid, I will be visiting you while I'm in New York
Dark Japheth: and if you try to weasel out of it, I'll fucking stab you
Zidanel33t: where?
Dark Japheth: I don't know when I'll get to the city.
Dark Japheth: I'll IM you before hand.
Dark Japheth: Or you can give me a phone number.
Dark Japheth: But I'll meet Shoe, too.
Zidanel33t: You know my phone number.
Dark Japheth: No, I had it saved on my comp in ALaska.
Dark Japheth: Where am I now
Dark Japheth: I wonder
Sarcazmo47: Andrew, I say we revolt and kill them both.
Dark Japheth: Its not cold, and no moose are asking for dates
AndrewRogue: That works.
Dark Japheth: Oh right, I must not be there.
Dark Japheth: DM LIGHTNING
AndrewRogue: *dies*
Dark Japheth: I was MUTINY'D
Dark Japheth: Anyway, ZId, you can feel free to watch a session. Maybe I can still nerdify you enough.
Dark Japheth: I rendered Jasmine's brother a servant to my will
Dark Japheth: I can get it to happen to you, too.
Zidanel33t: Well.
Zidanel33t: I have 5 IMs open.
Zidanel33t: at Chatroom.
Zidanel33t: and GB.
Zidanel33t: It's so hard.
Dark Japheth: Ok.
Dark Japheth: Well, this is why I'm not gunbounding.
Dark Japheth: So. Maybe tomorrow.
Dark Japheth: :P
Zidanel33t: ;-;
Dark Japheth: You have one chance.
Dark Japheth: Kirk, Andrew- do you both want to install GB and join up tonight?
Sarcazmo47: No.
AndrewRogue: ...I tried playing once. Confused the shit out of me and then made my computer explode.
Dark Japheth: lol.
Dark Japheth: Zid, thats your answer.
Zidanel33t: Damnit.
Sarcazmo47: This is what you get for taking your name from the lamest main character ever.
AndrewRogue: Indeed!
AndrewRogue: Zidane < Squall, no matter how much it hurts to say.
Dark Japheth: Liar
Dark Japheth: Squall < Shit < Nothing
Dark Japheth: Nothing < anything < everything < Gorth
Sarcazmo47: Gorth < Pie
Zidanel33t: I hate you all.
Zidanel33t: Except Gorth.
Dark Japheth: <3
AndrewRogue: Yeah. Well I love you.
Sarcazmo47: Hate him too.
AndrewRogue: <3
AndrewRogue: <3
AndrewRogue: <3
Sarcazmo47: Just on principle.
AndrewRogue: <3
Sarcazmo47: No no.
Sarcazmo47: Andrew.
AndrewRogue: LOVE-DOKEN
Dark Japheth: He can't hate me.
Sarcazmo47: You d'nt love him.
AndrewRogue: <33333333333333333333333
Sarcazmo47: You wuv him.
Dark Japheth: He can't. He's incapable! He loves me. Not enough to possibly get me laid when I go to new york
Sarcazmo47: He's incapable?
Sarcazmo47: That sucks, man.
Dark Japheth: I mean, you always WANTED your sister a lesbian, right? I'm like, the unstoppable machine with women. "I want sex."
Dark Japheth: Zids Sister- "Aahhh!" *slaps him*
Dark Japheth: Me- "My face is numb from slapping. Try again!"
Dark Japheth: Zid's Sister- *maces him*
Dark Japheth: Me- "I've also developed an immunity to mase."
Dark Japheth: Zid's Sister- *pulls out a longsword and hits him*
Dark Japheth: Me- "Ha! I have DR 30/Bludgeoning!"
Dark Japheth: Zid's Sister- "I give up."
Dark Japheth: DM- "Gorth gets a vile point."
Dark Japheth: Anyway, I'm rambling.
Dark Japheth: Anyone got scenes they want done?
Sarcazmo47: Oh yeah.
Sarcazmo47: We need to do Skocion's scene with the priestess of Luthien.
Sarcazmo47: >.>
Sarcazmo47: <.<
AndrewRogue: *porno beats*
Dark Japheth: I repeat- if you want to cyber, you have to be the chick.
Dark Japheth: :P
Zidanel33t: I do.
Zidanel33t: I want a scene done.
Zidanel33t: ...I want this big black guy.
Zidanel33t: To ass-rape you, Gorth.
Sarcazmo47: Oh!
Sarcazmo47: I vote for that scene.
Dark Japheth: Andrew? You in for group punishment?
Dark Japheth: :P
AndrewRogue: Who-za-wha?
Sarcazmo47: Nah, we could do the "Skocion denies he's a cultist without actually denying he's a cultist" scene.
Dark Japheth: WHen? :P
Dark Japheth: *when did that happen* rather
Sarcazmo47: Presumeably when he goes to try to get his greedy little hands on Shale's buisness.
AndrewRogue: When we go to get out phat l33ts I guess.
Zidanel33t: gorth, you need to play SF online with us.
Dark Japheth: Skocion doesn't want to take Landus to go meet Caradoc? :P
Dark Japheth: I will someday.
Sarcazmo47: Actually he does.
AndrewRogue: Another sister for me to kill!
AndrewRogue: <_<
Sarcazmo47: But that has to come AFTER they do the Shale bit.
Dark Japheth: You know, when my brains leak out of my face
Dark Japheth: Mmkay.
Zidanel33t: Gorth is so hurtful.
Dark Japheth: At night, when you sneak in, you find a few fleshy balls on the table- six in total. And one Iron Ball.
Sarcazmo47: Since they already, you know, started before we retroactively did the dream sequence.
Sarcazmo47: Iron Ball?
Sarcazmo47: That the "Iron Bands squeeze you and you die" item?
AndrewRogue: *is being his Harpy Eye/Bodyguard self*
Dark Japheth: Yes.
Sarcazmo47: I see.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion will politely demand to review Shale's books.
Sarcazmo47: With the help of Landus reading to him.
Sarcazmo47: And, as an aside, the entire Seven Nation Army album is perfect for this campaign.
Sarcazmo47: ("And the stains coming from my blood tell me go back home")
Dark Japheth: (Yep.)
Dark Japheth: Landus- You read to him from his books, which are surprisingly well detailed.
Dark Japheth: The past month, he's raked in nearly 2,000 platinum pieces.
Sarcazmo47: In profit?
AndrewRogue: (Not too shabby)
Dark Japheth: He collected six new skins from his supplier in Sithicus, two chameleon, two hero, and two that are only dubbed "Claw Skin".
Dark Japheth: In profit. Including expenses.
Sarcazmo47: Interesting.
Dark Japheth: And personally had a friend make him a new Band, as he was forced to use one against a wyvern in Sithicus while collecting the skins.
Sarcazmo47: Hmmm.
Dark Japheth: His taxes are notably avoided by his convenient donation to an orphanage to the south.
Sarcazmo47: Indeed.
Sarcazmo47: Is there anyone there besides Reginald?
Dark Japheth: A few people, mostly investigating the body.
Sarcazmo47: Ah.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion will sign whatever needs signing in order to close out his share of Shale's buisness, and will collect...half the cold cash, two of the hero skins, one of the claw skins, and the Iron Ball.
Dark Japheth: Ok.
Sarcazmo47: And Skocion is now loaded down with EVIL FUCKING AURAS
Dark Japheth: Yep.
AndrewRogue: Indeed.
Sarcazmo47: I can only imagine how he would ping on a Detect Evil.
Sarcazmo47: Like "Jesus it makes my eyes bleed!"
Dark Japheth: Thats pretty close to what would happen.
Dark Japheth: *currently has Nauseated as level of evil aura*
AndrewRogue: ...ow.
Sarcazmo47: http://loserz.scribblekid.org/index.php?id=2 54
Sarcazmo47: Like that.
AndrewRogue: (...XD)
Dark Japheth: Its good that other people read that crap.
Sarcazmo47: Anyway.
Sarcazmo47: Away!
Sarcazmo47: *swish*
AndrewRogue: ...away to... where?
Sarcazmo47: Good question.
AndrewRogue: Did you get that meeting with the Marquis set up?
Sarcazmo47: Oh, good memory!
Sarcazmo47: YOU WIN
Sarcazmo47: Oh.
AndrewRogue: Not that we can arrange that at midnight bit still.
Sarcazmo47: Landus gets a Skin of the Hero!
AndrewRogue: How long do they take to put on Gorth?
Sarcazmo47: Oh yes, and do they function according to the book rules?
Dark Japheth: A fraction of a second.
AndrewRogue: Then Landus pockets it.
Dark Japheth: They give +10 base temporary hit points a day. You can wear up to two skins at once.
Dark Japheth: Only the outermost one is active at a time.
AndrewRogue: He'd rather wait till he needs it and minimize the evil dining he can't do away with conveniently.
Dark Japheth: However, nobody in the party has yet figured out a way to remove them
Dark Japheth: Nor switch skins.
AndrewRogue: *dinging
Sarcazmo47: I didn't realize it was a task.
Sarcazmo47: Anyhoo.
Sarcazmo47: Yes.
Sarcazmo47: Meeting with folks.
Sarcazmo47: First and foremost, it's time to meet with Raleigh.
Dark Japheth: Raleigh is seated in his office, idly looking down at scrolls, when you enter his office.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion enters with a smile on his face. "How goes it, Raleigh? Or is it Boss Raleigh, now?"
Dark Japheth: "Just Raleigh."
Sarcazmo47: He quirks an eyebrow. "Complications?"
Dark Japheth: "Hardly. At the moment, though, I am rather... not drawing attention to myself." He grins.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion laughs.
Sarcazmo47: "I have heard that muggings have reduced drastically in the city. Would that be your doing?"
Dark Japheth: "Yeah. I am trying to keep the attention low, for now, so people can breathe in. With the death of two jockeys for power..."
Dark Japheth: "It gives the people time to get comfortable and unexpecting again."
coughingpuppy has left the room.
coughingpuppy has entered the room.
Dark Japheth: Hi.
AndrewRogue: Hey
coughingpuppy: Hey.
Dark Japheth: Mmm, uncomfortable silence
AndrewRogue: Yeah.
Sarcazmo47: Gimme a few minutes.
Sarcazmo47: On teh phone.
Dark Japheth: mkay.
AndrewRogue: *shakes fist* Curse thee phone.
AndrewRogue: Recap for Staci?
Dark Japheth: Sure. Loads of nothing happened. More loot was gained.
Dark Japheth: Landus, you want a scene of some sort? I'd need help cause I have no ideas. For what kind, anyway.
AndrewRogue: I got no ideas either. Landus is sort of free floating right now <_<
Dark Japheth: Eh. Damn.
Dark Japheth: I do have a dream sequence. :P
AndrewRogue: <_< If you want I suppose. I'm up for whatever, whenever, however.
Dark Japheth: You seem to awaken seated at a desk of some sort. Like, one for a mages academy.
Dark Japheth: Maybe.
Dark Japheth: A chalkboard has the words "Three day weekend, enjoy your break." on it, scrawled rather hastily in common.
Dark Japheth: There is a teachers desk, and there are a bunch of desks, most still having a few scraps of parchment in them.
Dark Japheth: What do you do?
Dark Japheth: FMV over. :P
AndrewRogue: *sighs as he pulls himself out of the desk* "Eh heh... three day break?"
Dark Japheth: There are 26 desks. No, 30 if you count the TA desks in the corner and NOT counting the teachers.
Dark Japheth: Searching desks, or no?
AndrewRogue: *stretches out as he walks over to the teachers desks to see if there's anything he should note*
Dark Japheth: On the desk are a few papers. This seems to be an art class, perhaps at the Lex Chromeus School of Art in Penobscot.
AndrewRogue: *raises a curious eyebrow, wondering why on earth he'd be HERE of all places*
Dark Japheth: A few collected papers.
Dark Japheth: Framed on the wall is a particularly well done piece of art. Even for the untrained, such as you.
Dark Japheth: It shows a man, holding his head in agony, and screaming, on his knees, in a circle of light while darkness surrounds him. He appears to be on stage.
AndrewRogue: "Interesting piece." *more to himself than anything. He sighs as he heads for the door unless something catches his attention*
Dark Japheth: Nah, nothing much. Outside, a few kids are having lunch.
Dark Japheth: The groups- one is a group of probably nine kids, all seated, quietly, most reading, a few talking.
AndrewRogue: *Landus strolls through the yard, sneaking a couple bits of food into his hand*
Dark Japheth: There are roughly thirteen dressed in black and seated at one of the tables, eating
Dark Japheth: Going to harass anyone? :P
AndrewRogue: Depends. Any interesting conversations going on?
Dark Japheth: Both sound somewhat interesting. Both groups have little arguments.
Dark Japheth: THe ones in black seem quieter, trying not to attract the others.
AndrewRogue: Landus arranges himself to listen in on that one.
Dark Japheth: A girl, who is exceptionally beautiful, despite her young age- "...I disagree. Father would not have wanted it that way."
Dark Japheth: One, eating, does not pause to finish chewing. "Mmmfh. He wouldn't care."
Dark Japheth: "He hated you, bitch." He continues eating, and the young girl looks hurt, almost about to cry.
AndrewRogue: How old are these kids?
Dark Japheth: Meanwhile, one who wears glasses, and has an impossibly gaudy hairstyle, looks directly at you. "You... You aren't supposed to be here. It is forbidden."
Dark Japheth: Most are 14 or so. The others are about 17.
Dark Japheth: He waves his hand, and you are in a quiet room, with Jeanne sitting in the corner, reading.
AndrewRogue: "Erk..." *looks rather disoriented*
AndrewRogue: "The hell was that..."
Dark Japheth: Jeanne looks up. "That was the Intermedium."
Dark Japheth: SHe smiles, and hugs you. "I heard you the other night."
Dark Japheth: "How are you doing?"
william vs world has entered the room.
Dark Japheth: Hi OMG I wish I knew who you was. :P
AndrewRogue: ...wrong
AndrewRogue: Wrong chat Will
william vs world: >_>
william vs world has left the room.
Dark Japheth: Ecks Dee.
AndrewRogue: Anyway...
AndrewRogue: "Ah... you did?"
Dark Japheth: "Yeah. I know you don't hate me."
Dark Japheth: "I forgive you for trusting Niniel."
Dark Japheth: She hugs you.
AndrewRogue: *he looks surprisingly embarassed for Landus* "Thank you Jeanne."
Dark Japheth: "...So how are you doing?"
Dark Japheth: All about the room, you realize, are books. And little cute fuzzy things, probably kittens, but too cute even for that.
Dark Japheth: Imagine a warmblooded penguin. That was fuzzy.
AndrewRogue: *he shrugs* "Eh... well as I can be I suppose."
AndrewRogue: (O_o)
Dark Japheth: They waddle about on the shelves, and a few dolls sit in various places.
AndrewRogue: "You look to be doing pretty well though."
Dark Japheth: "What do you expect?" She smiles. "I'm in heaven."
Dark Japheth: "I chose not to get a new body immediately."
Dark Japheth: She sits down. "Want to play?" Its just like before she got sick.
AndrewRogue: *he seats himself, shrugging. Most of his movements are rather... awkward*
AndrewRogue: "Sure. If I'm going to be here."
Dark Japheth: ...and I don't know what to do.
AndrewRogue: (<_<)
Sarcazmo47: I do.
Dark Japheth: my... my entire awesome creativity well dried up
Sarcazmo47: Run actual game.
Dark Japheth: Are you off the phone?
Sarcazmo47: Maybe.
Dark Japheth: :P
Dark Japheth: Tell you what. I'll take a fifteen minute break and fix this creativity flaw I've got and I'll get back to you,.
AndrewRogue: (*commits suicide*)
Sarcazmo47: Just starting stringing words together until it makes sense.
Dark Japheth: *deep breath*
Dark Japheth: Beef
Dark Japheth: stew
Dark Japheth: yep, imagination broken.
Dark Japheth: brb.
Sarcazmo47: Why don't Landus and Jeanne play the Orificer game?
coughingpuppy: NO.
AndrewRogue: ...
AndrewRogue: BURN
AndrewRogue: IN
AndrewRogue: HELL
AndrewRogue: KIRK
AndrewRogue: I HAD FORGOTTEN ABOUT THAT THING
Sarcazmo47: Awww, did I remind you??
AndrewRogue: Yes.
AndrewRogue: You bastard.
Zidanel33t: whee, I finished GB.
Zidanel33t has left the room.
Dark Japheth: I'm back, and significantly less enthusiastic about life and happiness
AndrewRogue: ...how come?
Dark Japheth: I am, however, feelin' good and creative. Whenever we are all ready.
AndrewRogue: I'm ready whenever. I NEED RP.
Dark Japheth: Want a cutscene? It can be a Universal Dream Sequence if you find it interesting enough that you want to reference it in character.
AndrewRogue: I dunno.
AndrewRogue: What do other people want?
Sarcazmo47: Just a sec.
Sarcazmo47: I'm paying my bills online.
AndrewRogue: Yay online bill paying?
Sarcazmo47: Okay, bills paid.
Sarcazmo47: Phone service continued.
AndrewRogue: XD
Sarcazmo47: Being able to talk to girlfriend = good yes.
Sarcazmo47: Did you add the Skin Of The Hero to Landu's sheet?
Dark Japheth: yeah.
AndrewRogue: Yes I did.
Sarcazmo47: Okay.
Sarcazmo47: Add a Skin of The Chameleon, too.
Sarcazmo47: Unless you already have one.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion has four Things That Are Small That You Throw At People To Make Them Die.
AndrewRogue: Yay!
Dark Japheth: ok. so what are we doing?
AndrewRogue: I'm contemplating how I can be in two game related chats and not be RPing <_<
Dark Japheth: one, you are dead.
Dark Japheth: the other, the DM is dead.
AndrewRogue: ;_;
AndrewRogue: *uses Rebuke/Command Undead on Gorth*
Sarcazmo47: Hokay.
Dark Japheth: doesn't work if I've been left dead. :P
Sarcazmo47: I will vanquish this lease agreement and play game at the SAME TIME
Sarcazmo47: Because I FUCKING ROCK
Sarcazmo47: RAAAH I AM AWSOME
AndrewRogue: ...that is rocking.
AndrewRogue: THROW THE LEASE AT YOUR FOES
Sarcazmo47: HAH
Sarcazmo47: Anyway.
Sarcazmo47: Yes.
Sarcazmo47: Meeting with minor crime boss concluded.
Sarcazmo47: Meeting with Marquis dude?
Dark Japheth: He's busy for the next few months. This month, he's on vacation in Sithicus. Next month, he'll catch up to his work.
Sarcazmo47: HAH
Sarcazmo47: I guess that'll do it.
Dark Japheth: You have two months to wait until he gets back.
AndrewRogue: Bastard.
Sarcazmo47: Is there anyone to talk to that was present for the meeting between him and this vigilante paladin?
Sarcazmo47: Eniac, perhaps?
Dark Japheth: Eniac saw him, and can provide you with a physical description.
AndrewRogue: Oh... vigilante-vigilante justice time?
Dark Japheth: A tall man, with black hair, glimmering armor, and a sword with a diamondlike edge. Symbols of tiyrael branded into his arm.
Sarcazmo47: Anti-vigilantism!
Sarcazmo47: Did the man leave a name?
Dark Japheth: Yes.
Sarcazmo47: And it was?
Dark Japheth: Sir Lethe of Boltedge.
Sarcazmo47: And where was he headed?
Dark Japheth: A rather high ranking baron of Asgard.
Dark Japheth: Home, it would appear, once he was done eliminating the cultist.
Sarcazmo47: Bastard.
Sarcazmo47: Why was he in Tamerand?
Dark Japheth: *shrugs, grinning*
Dark Japheth: Nobody seems to know that. He spoke with few.
Sarcazmo47: So a high level paladin came to Tamerand, assasinated one of my contacts, and then ran home?
Sarcazmo47: That's veeeeeeeeeeery interesting.
AndrewRogue: I'd say
Sarcazmo47: Okay.
Sarcazmo47: Is there a center for contemplative thought in or outside the city?
Sarcazmo47: Skocion gives everyone an appraising look after that.
Sarcazmo47: Which is to say, he startes blankly amidst them.
AndrewRogue: "Sounds like an interesting situation boss."
Sarcazmo47: "Very. I think it's time for a break."
AndrewRogue: "Oh ho?"
Sarcazmo47: "Have you heard of the Merry Olde Inn?"
Sarcazmo47: "It's a well known place."
Dark Japheth: Anyone want a check for an old jingle that bards used to be paid to sing?
Sarcazmo47: Sure.
Dark Japheth: Knowledge: Useless or Knowledge: Trivia
AndrewRogue: *shakes his head* "Not really boss. But then again, my home turf was in Pescobnet, not here."
Sarcazmo47: Knowledge: Bards
Sarcazmo47: He shrugs.
AndrewRogue: *he stretches his wings out* "We seem to have shit luck lately though."
Sarcazmo47: And says, in a singsong voice, "There was an in, a merry olde inn, beneath a big green hill."
Sarcazmo47: "And there they brew a beer so brown that the man in the moon himself came down"
Sarcazmo47: "One night to drink his fill."
Dark Japheth: Yeah, that one sounds familiar.
AndrewRogue: *cocks his head, looking at boss for a moment. Then he bursts out laughing.*
Sarcazmo47: He shakes his head. "I'm quite certain you'll be able to find a warm reception there."
Sarcazmo47: "Come, I know where it is."
AndrewRogue: "Sure thing boss." *still laughing* "Didn't know you could sing like that."
Sarcazmo47: "Oh, I have many talents I don't share."
Dark Japheth: understatement of the year award.
Sarcazmo47: Anyway.
AndrewRogue: "You always do seem to be pulling new stuff outta your ass."
Sarcazmo47: "No, I keep it all in my hat."
Sarcazmo47: He grins.
AndrewRogue: "That explains the foppish thing. You need room."
AndrewRogue: *he returns the grin*
Sarcazmo47: He shrugs, and leads on.
Sarcazmo47: A day's travel takes them upon a light on the road as the sun is setting.
Sarcazmo47: There is indeed a green hill - a false one. It's a great stage, set as a backdrop to the three-story inn itself.
Sarcazmo47: The roof of the Inn serves as the seating area to watch the play from, although it's big enough to be seen even from the ground.
coughingpuppy: Riannon seems almost offended at the fake greenery.
Sarcazmo47: A small hill more brown than green from constantly being underfoot is crowned by a ring of trees, all painted green, and littered with hanging lanterns and colored paper.
Sarcazmo47: Streamers go from one to the other, and some sort of square dance or something is currently underway.
Sarcazmo47: *A small hill behind the inn
Sarcazmo47: The inn itself, again, is a three-floor monstrosity of wooden architecture.
Sarcazmo47: It's a mishmash of styles, and where additions were made is obvious.
Sarcazmo47: The layout is bizzare - some sections of the second floor can only be reached from the third floor, for example.
coughingpuppy: "What the hell is this, Skocion? We ought to just go outside the city."
Sarcazmo47: There are tables on the lawn, where various types and drinking and making merry. Some of them are making very merry.
AndrewRogue: *chuckles* "Oh come now Rii. A little civil pleasure tonight?"
Sarcazmo47: It's like a carnival, only without the annoying whiny kids.
Sarcazmo47: Plunked down beside the thing is a brewery, which is fenced in and guarded.
Sarcazmo47: There are paid mercenaries strolling around inside.
Sarcazmo47: A clever fellow will notice a few drinkers that are obviously there to put anyone to belligerent to sleep. In the middle of the road.
Sarcazmo47: *too
Sarcazmo47: Anyhoo, Skocion comes up to a halt just outside of the lawn.
Sarcazmo47: And gestures.
Sarcazmo47: Expansively.
Sarcazmo47: "The Merry Olde Inn. My father's third greatest work."
AndrewRogue: "Your father's?"
Sarcazmo47: He nods.
coughingpuppy: "Huh. I didn't know your family did this kind of stuff."
Dark Japheth: Inside, at the bar, is a rather young girl. Probably 15, maybe even 17, her years of hard work make it impossible to tell her exact age.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion....kinda hides behind Landus on the way inside.
Dark Japheth: Her hair is a blonde color, considerably brighter than a normal persons.
Dark Japheth: Her eyes are a bright dancing blue.
Sarcazmo47: MIDNIGHT BLUE?
AndrewRogue: "Er... boss? You have a problem?"
Dark Japheth: LAN
AndrewRogue: (OMG GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEL)
Dark Japheth: No, a bright blue.
Dark Japheth: She is rather tanned, though.
Sarcazmo47: "Many."
coughingpuppy: Riannon grins. "You look like you don't want to be seen, there, Skocion."
Sarcazmo47: He grumbles something inaudible.
AndrewRogue: *chuckles at Rii's statement* "Should I be watching my front for an attack or something boss?"
Sarcazmo47: "Maybe."
AndrewRogue: *he winks at Rii* "Must be a great foe to have Skocion hiding behind his lackeys, eh?"
Sarcazmo47: Skocion is grumbling. "Where the hell is the service? Someone should have greeted you already."
Dark Japheth: An older woman, perhaps forty, aged well beyond her time (wrinkles and lines of grey hair dot a face that seems too old), is busy dutifully cleaning.
coughingpuppy: "Oh yeah. So who is it? Your mum, maybe? Or that girl behind the counter, even? She looks damn terrifying."
Sarcazmo47: "Shut up. It's complicated."
Dark Japheth: At this point, a greeter does come by. Its a rather quick night, but the man, short, smiles. "Hi. Tables for three."
Dark Japheth: ? instead of .
coughingpuppy: Riannon grins and elbows Landus. "You hear that? Complicated."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion clears his throat.
Sarcazmo47: "Yes, please."
AndrewRogue: *he nods in a conspiratory manner* "An old flame maybe?"
Sarcazmo47: Skocion sighs. "Something like that. I'm sure you'll find out soon enough."
Dark Japheth: The man finds a seat for you three, near a window. He looks oddly at Skocion, almost like he recognizes him, and then says "I'll get menus."
coughingpuppy: Riannon shrugs. "What's past is past."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion grunts. "And would that it would stay there."
Dark Japheth: Another chair moves into place, and the blonde girl from behind the counter sits down. "Hey." She drops three menus. "Meals free." She looks at Skocion.
Sarcazmo47: He takes a deep breath. "Hi."
Dark Japheth: "Hey. How are you doing?" She sets a few glasses on your tables. "I'm on break for half an hour. You actually decided to come, I see."
Dark Japheth: She looks at Skocion again. "You seem paler than normal."
Sarcazmo47: "Yes. I brought a few friends I thought you should meet."
Sarcazmo47: "Gramps thought you should meet Landus, especially."
Dark Japheth: "Landus. Now which one of you two is Landus." She looks.
AndrewRogue: (Whoah. Forgot this chat.)
Sarcazmo47: He waves his menu at the harpy.
AndrewRogue: *gives a somewhat idle wave* "Er... hello."
Dark Japheth: "Ah. Landus. Hi." She looks at Skocion, obviously waiting an introduction.
Sarcazmo47: He sighs again. "Landus, this is Caradoc."
Dark Japheth: She smiles. "I'm Skocion's sister." "Who are you two?" She asks.
coughingpuppy: "I'm Riannon."
AndrewRogue: "Oh... that explains boss's actions." *he grins* "Landus."
Dark Japheth: "Hi."
Dark Japheth: "So what are you guys up to?"
Sarcazmo47: "Taking a break."
Sarcazmo47: "I thought they deserved a good time."
Dark Japheth: "So why'd you bring them to this shithole?" She says sardonically.
AndrewRogue: *chuckles*
Sarcazmo47: "Well, unless the Heroic Prince has gone completely to hell since I left, there should at least be a good show."
Dark Japheth: "The lead, the guy playing as that paladin, isn't as good as you were."
Dark Japheth: "But otherwise, its the same old group."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion shakes his head. "I know that role like the back of my hand. What's wrong with him?"
Dark Japheth: "No theatrical talent."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion grunts.
Dark Japheth: "He's not bad, just isn't as good as you were."
Sarcazmo47: ".....oh, fine. Take me to the dressing room."
coughingpuppy: Riannon grins. "You were in theater, Skocion?"
Sarcazmo47: "Once."
Dark Japheth: "We can't do that, Skocion. He does it because he loves the theater, not because he has to." She frowns. "We'd rather have a willing incapable actor than an unwilling and highly capable actor."
AndrewRogue: "Oh come now Caradoc. I'm sure boss wants to do it."
Dark Japheth: "He probably does. But we don't have the outfits in his size."
Dark Japheth has left the room.
AndrewRogue: *he can't quite suppress a snigger* "Besides, it will be a sight to see. Can't you find something for him?"
Sarcazmo47: Awww, DM'D
AndrewRogue: (Curses.)
AndrewRogue: BRB
AndrewRogue: (Back)
coughingpuppy: You guys think Gorth is coming back?
AndrewRogue: ...no. Not really.
Sarcazmo47: It would seem not.
Sarcazmo47: BUMMER'D
AndrewRogue: I wanted to see Skocion be a Paladin ^_^
Sarcazmo47: :-P
Sarcazmo47: Me too.
AndrewRogue: I demand Skcion act next session.
Sarcazmo47: HAH
AndrewRogue: Because that would be bad-ass.
Sarcazmo47: He's trying to play matchmaker, dammit!
coughingpuppy: He is?
AndrewRogue: I'm sure who wants Landus as a relative.
coughingpuppy: Ohh, right.
AndrewRogue: Rii needs some love.
AndrewRogue: Let's go on a quest for her next!
coughingpuppy: I think she's doing okay.
AndrewRogue: Bah. If Skocion does not spend some time acting I will be sad.
Sarcazmo47: Heh.
Sarcazmo47: I think it will happen.
AndrewRogue: It better.
AndrewRogue: <_<
Sarcazmo47: He'll spend a vile point on his perform check.
AndrewRogue: XD
Sarcazmo47: Which will.....uh...
Sarcazmo47: Maybe cause a baby to burst into flames while he's on stage.
coughingpuppy: Whoa! Awesome!
AndrewRogue: ...that would rock.
Sarcazmo47: Or a boxful of kittens to explode.
AndrewRogue: NOOOO
Sarcazmo47: FOOMP
AndrewRogue: Not kittens ;_;
coughingpuppy: I would be sad about the kittens.
AndrewRogue: So would I.
AndrewRogue: ...not that Kirk cares what i think, but still.
coughingpuppy: Wait. Unless they were Persians. Then they can explode.
AndrewRogue: Ew... those are ugly.
coughingpuppy: Persians are ugly even as kittens.
AndrewRogue: ...now I want a kitten. Damn.
Sarcazmo47: http://loserz.scribblekid.org/index.php?id=2 62
AndrewRogue: Heh
Sarcazmo47: http://loserz.scribblekid.org/index.php?id=2 73
AndrewRogue: *dies laughing*
Sarcazmo47: And finally...
Sarcazmo47: http://loserz.scribblekid.org/index.php?id=2 76
AndrewRogue: ;_;
Sarcazmo47: It's okay
Sarcazmo47: They don't feel pain like us real people.
AndrewRogue: XD
AndrewRogue: Speaking of... the eternal question- Which do you see more of? Free puppies or free kittens?
coughingpuppy: I usually see more signs for free kittens.
AndrewRogue: See, I agree. You rarely see free puppies. But people insist on arguing with me.
coughingpuppy: Well, people in Ohio are much more willing to buy dogs than they are cats.
coughingpuppy: In fact, most people there won't even pay for cats at all from a Humane Society or something.
AndrewRogue: Ah. Hmm... I dunno if that's the case in California. i just know I see Free Kittens, but not Free Puppies.
Sarcazmo47: That's cause cats are more likely to breed when you don't want them to.
AndrewRogue: Yep.
coughingpuppy: Very true. And most people are stupid and don't fix their cats.
AndrewRogue: ...but now I want my dog back ;_;
AndrewRogue: And second'd Staci.
coughingpuppy: Volunteer at a Humane Society, Andrew. It's the best you can do in college when you miss your pets.
AndrewRogue: Oh... that's a good idea.
AndrewRogue: Really good. Because I really miss my pets ;_;
AndrewRogue: Gawd I FAILE as a man :p
coughingpuppy: Nah. And the animals there are pretty happy to receive attention.
coughingpuppy: Our cats leave affectionate welts all over my face and neck whenever I visit.
AndrewRogue: XD
AndrewRogue: Seriously though, given my schedule, I should go do that.
AndrewRogue: I have way too much free time it looks.
coughingpuppy: Yeah. It's nice to do for a couple hours on a weekend. Especially since you never know when community service needs will crop up.
AndrewRogue: Hmmm... now just to find a Humane Society.
coughingpuppy: There's probably a website online. Just search the town city name and then "Humane Society" and you should be able to find a local one.
coughingpuppy: Town or city name, that is.
AndrewRogue: ...you're a genius Staci.
coughingpuppy: I know. :-D
AndrewRogue: Hrmm... now I need my map.
AndrewRogue: Where did I hide that thing...
Sarcazmo47: In your PANTS
AndrewRogue: BRB
Sarcazmo47: Wow, that winds up sounding kind of bad.
AndrewRogue: ...oh wow.
AndrewRogue: Its only, like 22 blocks away.
Sarcazmo47: Take the bus.
AndrewRogue: I wasn't being sarcastic.
AndrewRogue: 22 Blocks isn't that bad. I'd say it'd be a nice weekend walk or something.
Sarcazmo47: Ah.
AndrewRogue: At least... I don't think its that bad. Then again, I don't walk in cities much.
AndrewRogue: That's like, what, a half hour?
Dark Japheth has entered the room.
Sarcazmo47: Who earned their death tonight, Gorth?
Dark Japheth: god.
AndrewRogue: He can bring it then.
Dark Japheth: the mighty mighty bosstones, i believe, said it best.
Dark Japheth: have you ever been close to tragedy
Dark Japheth: or close to those who have?
Dark Japheth: have you ever felt a pain so powerful
Dark Japheth: so heavy you collapse?
Sarcazmo47: Well, at least your anger is not directed at one specific person.
Dark Japheth: on another random note, if im not online tomorrow, im probably killing people.
Dark Japheth: oh, it is.
Dark Japheth: believe me.
AndrewRogue: Who? <_<
Dark Japheth: a liar.
AndrewRogue: Can I have his/her spleen?
Dark Japheth: no. its all mine.
AndrewRogue: ...any other free organs?
Dark Japheth: no.
Dark Japheth: the glory is not for sharing.
AndrewRogue: Awww.
Sarcazmo47: Not naming any names?
coughingpuppy: What happened?
AndrewRogue: By the way Staci, thank you. I believe I shall call the humane society tomrrow and see if they have a position for people who want to spend time with animals because we miss outs <_<
Sarcazmo47: Yes, that. Staci, use your girl empathy.
Dark Japheth: i am disconnected by mom pulling the plug. im not totally caring.
AndrewRogue: *ours
Dark Japheth: phone call. pain. stabbity pain.
Dark Japheth: eventually though no matter how much something hurts, the crying stops.
coughingpuppy: Mrrrr? Who was the call from?
Dark Japheth: doesn't matter.
Sarcazmo47: Piffle.
Dark Japheth: It really doesn't matter. It never does. Things don't.
AndrewRogue: I can't empathize if you won't share.
Sarcazmo47: Hey, if you don't want to talk about it, we understand. But I
Dark Japheth: Last thing I need is empathy, pity, or anything like that. I need my goddamned rifle
Sarcazmo47: I
Sarcazmo47: I'd wager it's, ah, at least matters.
AndrewRogue: Well... can't help there.
Dark Japheth: or possibly something sharp and long, preferably a pike
coughingpuppy: We aren't offering you pity, we're offering to spread the hate, if you'd rather think of it that way.
coughingpuppy: Besides, it might help a little to get it off your chest.
Sarcazmo47: Kirk is far too callous for empathy anyway, remember?
Dark Japheth: irrelevant.
Dark Japheth: able to continue without me, or what?
Sarcazmo47: Ah, I think we're done for the night.
AndrewRogue: Yeeeah. S'probably no good to make you run right now.
Sarcazmo47: "Pikes fall, you die" is an ending I'd want to avoid.
Dark Japheth: making me run now is probably best.
Dark Japheth: im in a bad enough mood to not care about balance or plot.
Sarcazmo47: If Gil were here, I'm sure he'd be excited about that.
AndrewRogue: Er... but y'see. We do.
Sarcazmo47: "Hashmalum falls. You die."
AndrewRogue: He was pretty meh Zodiac Boss too.
coughingpuppy: Besides, I really need to go to bed soon...
AndrewRogue: *kicks FFT's difficulty*
Dark Japheth: ah. don't let me keep you up then.
coughingpuppy: Well, I'm waiting for AND to finish up.
coughingpuppy: Hopefully soon.
Sarcazmo47: Hope away, dear.
Sarcazmo47: Hope away.
coughingpuppy: Sleepy...
AndrewRogue: Then tell :p
AndrewRogue: Hrmmm
Dark Japheth: anyone in here know how much aspirin it takes to kill a human?
coughingpuppy: I do, but I don't feel all that safe in volunteering that information...
Dark Japheth: eh. worth a shot.
Dark Japheth: In the beginning
Dark Japheth: the universe was created.
Dark Japheth: This has made a lot of people very angry
Dark Japheth: and is widely regarded as a bad move since.
Sarcazmo47: INDEED
Sarcazmo47: Yellow.
AndrewRogue: Green.
Dark Japheth: baige.
Sarcazmo47: Bulldozer.
AndrewRogue: Dirt
Sarcazmo47: dead
AndrewRogue: Coffin
Dark Japheth: people
Sarcazmo47: stupid
AndrewRogue: Kirk
AndrewRogue: <_<
Sarcazmo47: Doesn't feel pain like real people
AndrewRogue: Bannanna
Sarcazmo47: FLAMING HOTNESS
Dark Japheth: napalm.
AndrewRogue: Girls
coughingpuppy has left the room.
Dark Japheth: I've got a parable. Rather a humorous and amusing anecdote.
Dark Japheth: Regarding Amaryllis, and the first games of powers amongst the gods.
AndrewRogue: Go fot it. Parables rock.
Dark Japheth: anyone up to hearing it? mmkay.
Sarcazmo47: "Do you know what the really sad thing is, Doctor? I'm actually a very good tailor."
Dark Japheth: Once, after Karnage fell, he kept civil. The gods were civilized creatures, from the moment they sprang from the blood of the true creator god.
Dark Japheth: So, too, Tiyrael, god of valor, act. They fought for the souls of mankind, at first in a civilized way. They would play cards.
Dark Japheth: Karnage and Tiyrael, the two most intelligent beings in the universe, looked at the unopened deck of cards in front of them.
Dark Japheth: Karnage frowns, while Tiyrael grins. Karnage's frown deepened as he looked at the box, and finally, he sighed in exasperation.
Dark Japheth: "Draw?" He offered politely to Tiyrael.
Dark Japheth: Tiyrael smiled. "Accepted. Good game, by the way."
Dark Japheth: Karnage looks pissed. "It was fated to be."
Dark Japheth: Tiyrael curtly smiles, and says "No, it wasn't. Thats chance."
Dark Japheth: Karnage looked at the deck, sighed. "Tomorrow, then?" Tiyrael smiled, and said "Any time, child."
Dark Japheth: ~-~-~End~-~-~
AndrewRogue: Hmm...
Sarcazmo47: Would you believe I actually have prewritten lines for my character in this game to be used when the right time comes?
AndrewRogue: ...
AndrewRogue: Yes.
AndrewRogue: I would.
Dark Japheth: Yep.
Dark Japheth: I've done the same thing.
Dark Japheth: Scratch has about... a 4 kb text file filled with one liners that don't answer questions.
AndrewRogue: Actually... I do the same thing too in a manner. I just play out potential scenes in my head when I have nothing better to do.
Sarcazmo47: Gah.
Sarcazmo47: I have one to try to get away with doing a good act.
Sarcazmo47: "You don't get it. I'm not trying to save you. I'm preserving you as emergency rations."
AndrewRogue: ...
AndrewRogue: ...X
AndrewRogue: ...D
Dark Japheth: Thats awesome.
Sarcazmo47: He also has a little soliquy on slaves that's likely to get him booted out of the church.
Dark Japheth: Heh.
Dark Japheth: I have random scenes and encounters planned that have absolutely nothing to do with the story.
AndrewRogue: Whee! Aria doesn't have to be filled in on crap!
Sarcazmo47: "You don't grab power. You accumulate it.....quietly....without anyone noticing."
Dark Japheth: That one will definately get you thrown out.
Dark Japheth: :P
AndrewRogue: Oooh, I like that line.
Dark Japheth: Example Scratch Quote- "...I'm old. Please. Ignore me, I've only been around for seven thousand years. I said I didn't want to explain or talk about it."
AndrewRogue: ...I love you two.
Sarcazmo47: And a dinner line sometime - "My father taught me if you try to combine talking and eating, you'll end up doing neither very well."
Dark Japheth: "Here, kid. Want a balloon? Come over here. I'll give you a book, and a balloon. Isn't that what you want?"
Dark Japheth: "I was the Crimson King! Legions fell and perished for the sake and pure exultation of my whim! Like your life is important at all compared to mine!"
Sarcazmo47: "Never trust ale from a god-fearing person."
Dark Japheth: Heh!
AndrewRogue: Sounds like awesome quotes at the end of a fighting game.
AndrewRogue: <_<
Dark Japheth: How's your RPG game coming across?
Sarcazmo47: "That's the problem with being such a well-known doubletalker. Even when I tell the truth, no one believes me."
AndrewRogue: Its resulting in me kicking RPGMaker for having crappy modern skins.
AndrewRogue: So... uh... on hold at the moment.
Dark Japheth: ...Who cares about modernness?
Sarcazmo47: "Never play a game, not even with your best friend, if he says 'let's make it interesting."
AndrewRogue: Point. I should work on it.
Dark Japheth: Proverbs, hmm.
AndrewRogue: I like fables ^_^
Dark Japheth: "In a land of the dead, the wounded are kings."
Dark Japheth: "It is pointless to fight against ones destiny."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion's opinions on love - "Love's.....a distraction. And a distracted opponent is....? An opportunity."
AndrewRogue: I need some good quotes <_<
Dark Japheth: "Sure, boss."
AndrewRogue: XD
Dark Japheth: "Whatever you say, boss."
AndrewRogue: Okay, so Landus wasn't designed for awesome quotes <_<
Dark Japheth: "Whats that? Hold her upside down, while you cut layers of skin off the lying bitch? Gotcha, boss."
AndrewRogue: He was designed with being an underling in mind.
AndrewRogue: And XXXD
Sarcazmo47: Why in the world did you WANT to be an underling, dude?
Sarcazmo47: Besides, underling-ness only lasts until level 7.
AndrewRogue: :p
Sarcazmo47: At that point, you really have to be pretty badass.
AndrewRogue: I suppose if you can kick bosses ass, you ain't an underling :p
Sarcazmo47: That too.
Sarcazmo47: You wanna bring it?
AndrewRogue: Bring it.
AndrewRogue: Its brought.
Sarcazmo47: Allright.
Sarcazmo47: Let's go.
Sarcazmo47: Right here.
Sarcazmo47: Right now.
Dark Japheth: Roll inits
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 10
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
Sarcazmo47: Damn.
AndrewRogue: 16.
Sarcazmo47: Go.
Sarcazmo47: STUNNING FIST'D
AndrewRogue: How far apart are we starting?
Sarcazmo47: Gorth?
Dark Japheth: Uhh
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 100-sided die: 55
Dark Japheth: 55 feet apart
Sarcazmo47: BWAHAHAHA
AndrewRogue: XD
Sarcazmo47: Go.
AndrewRogue: That's the way I do it too!
Sarcazmo47: Gogo.
AndrewRogue: In that case... Landus charges, palm open wide and hammers boss with a Stunning Sneak Attack.
Sarcazmo47: Roll it!
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
AndrewRogue: 19 <_<
Sarcazmo47: Nope.
Sarcazmo47: BWAHAHA
Sarcazmo47: Dodge bonus to Landus.
AndrewRogue: I'm screwed. The hell did you get so good an AC from? <_<
Sarcazmo47: Stuff.
Sarcazmo47: Five foot step back, then move action back, then toss a Pearl Of Crisis Of Breath at Landus!
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 5
Dark Japheth: btw. the whole AND shit going on now *reeks* of retconning
Sarcazmo47: Mrr.
Sarcazmo47: Miss.
Sarcazmo47: Go Lanny!
AndrewRogue: Step Forward and go for broke with a Flurry.
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 2 20-sided dice: 6 9
Sarcazmo47: Five foot step back, then move action back,
Sarcazmo47: It's cool, though.
Sarcazmo47: You miss.
Sarcazmo47: You get SWORD'D
AndrewRogue: Oh. Whoops. Missed the move back.
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
Sarcazmo47: Not so much, though.
Sarcazmo47: Move action back again.
AndrewRogue: Let's try this charge thing again. Stunning Fist too.
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 13
AndrewRogue: 21?
Sarcazmo47: Nope.
Sarcazmo47: Oh, damn!
Sarcazmo47: Your touch AC is....15?
Sarcazmo47: After a charge?
AndrewRogue: ...hmm...
AndrewRogue: 16
Sarcazmo47: Cool.
AndrewRogue: Sneaky Bonuses got added the last session or so.
Sarcazmo47: Move action back again and we toss an Iron Ball atcha!
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 9
Sarcazmo47: BWAHAHA
Sarcazmo47: HIT'D
Sarcazmo47: ...
AndrewRogue: *snaps fingers in annoyance* Blasted poor BAB <_<
Sarcazmo47: Soo...
Sarcazmo47: What's it do?
Dark Japheth: Heh.
Dark Japheth: Strength check, Landus.
Dark Japheth: And
Dark Japheth: Are you in the air?
Dark Japheth: If so, you fall now.
AndrewRogue: Ground.
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
AndrewRogue: 16. Oh yay.
Dark Japheth: Alright.
Dark Japheth: Make a strength check each round
Dark Japheth: Or you lose 1d6 HP. You have to get 20.
Dark Japheth: Beat it three times in a row, and you break free.
AndrewRogue: Bah. Its over.
Sarcazmo47: Pshaw
AndrewRogue: I can't outgun Skoc thanks to his unexpectadly high AC <_<
Sarcazmo47: Unexpectedly?
Sarcazmo47: Gorth doesn't like Skocion's AC either.
Dark Japheth: Gorth has ways around it, though.
Sarcazmo47: Yes.
Sarcazmo47: Yes he does.
Dark Japheth: Like Brain Lock pearls.
AndrewRogue: Combined with the fact that my BAB is +2... it doesn't work out, y'know.
Sarcazmo47: Yeah.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion is going to Sword his way through your AC eventually.
AndrewRogue: I needed the connects in that first round basically.
Sarcazmo47: Or throw shit at you if you take to the air.
Sarcazmo47: Yeah, and hope for bad rolls on his saves.
Sarcazmo47: +11 Fort save.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion is...actually a more hardcore RPer than I give him credit for.
Sarcazmo47: Gah.
Sarcazmo47: Meleer.
Sarcazmo47: Me tired
AndrewRogue: Then again, Landus is only a real solid fighter in the first round. Otherwise he's support.
Sarcazmo47: No, he's a good fighter, he's just not a tank..
Sarcazmo47: He's light cavalry.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion is a tank.
AndrewRogue: Well, most of his abilities work best when he has support I mean.
AndrewRogue: Flanking helps him an insane amount.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion....has no special abilties.
Sarcazmo47: Well, he sorta does.
Dark Japheth: Yeah. :P
Dark Japheth: Huge Ass Diplomacy Checks > stunning fist
AndrewRogue: Hmm... I think Improved Grapple at Level 6, Pain Touch at 9, Clever Wrestling 12, Rapid Stunning 15 for feat progression.
AndrewRogue: And yeah, they do have those advantages :p
Sarcazmo47: Iron Fists?
AndrewRogue: Level 18. They seem a little lower priority.
AndrewRogue: Rapid Stunning = Horribly Frightening in some ways
Sarcazmo47: Hmm.
Sarcazmo47: Really?
Dark Japheth: Whats it do?
Sarcazmo47: It lets him use multiple uses of Stunning Fist a round.
AndrewRogue: Allows the use of Stunning Fist (or abilities that take up its uses) to be used multible times a round.
Sarcazmo47: And all the things one can do with a use of stunning fist.
Dark Japheth: Like...
Dark Japheth: Stunning
Dark Japheth: and also that one thing you do
Sarcazmo47: Like Freezing The Lifeblood.
Dark Japheth: makes opponents not get their next turn
Dark Japheth: Oh, stunning, right
Dark Japheth: Eh, Stunning > most things
Sarcazmo47: ....
AndrewRogue: Stunning, Freezing the LB and technically all my Strikes
Sarcazmo47: Freezing The Lifeblood is a touch attack.
AndrewRogue: <_<
Sarcazmo47: That PARALYZES THEM for 1d6 + 1 rounds.
Sarcazmo47: HELPLESS
Dark Japheth: ...It wasn't back in the day
Dark Japheth: It used to be "Someone loses 1d4 dex."
Sarcazmo47: Oh no.
Dark Japheth: I was like "Wow, even Psionic Combat is faster."
Sarcazmo47: No no, now it's USEFUL.
AndrewRogue: XD
Sarcazmo47: There are a lot of monk feats in there.
AndrewRogue: Of course, Fighters/Barbarians makes Landus sad.
Sarcazmo47: Why?
Sarcazmo47: Landus needs a barbarian level. It would brutally rape his progression.
AndrewRogue: XD
Sarcazmo47: So you're going to go Reaping Mauler from 21-25, right?
AndrewRogue: I don't see a reason not to.
Sarcazmo47: Awsome.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion is going to go Soul Eater.
Sarcazmo47: >.>
AndrewRogue: Yummy.
AndrewRogue: <.<
Sarcazmo47: That class is so rediculously good.
Dark Japheth: Whats funny is that I don't use the Soul Eater in BoVD.
Sarcazmo47: I love it.
Dark Japheth: :P
Sarcazmo47: Why not?
Dark Japheth: Sarcazmo47: That class is so rediculously good.
Dark Japheth: Sarcazmo47: *ridiculously
Dark Japheth: But yes, its too good without doing ANYTHING
Sarcazmo47: "Bestow one negative level - Get +4 to all stats for the day."
AndrewRogue: http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/1814 69
Dark Japheth: Yeah.
AndrewRogue: It... hypnotizes.
Dark Japheth: Meanwhile, I use one that makes you grapple for your negative levels... a Soul pool (SE level + charisma mod)
Dark Japheth: With a list of nifty abilities.
Dark Japheth: Increase Physicals- 1 soul per point, maximum increase of Soul Eater level
Dark Japheth: Increase Size- 4 Soul
Dark Japheth: Decrease Size - 4 soul
Dark Japheth: Polymorph- 14 soul
Dark Japheth: Bunch of nasty abilities.
Dark Japheth: Give a natural weapon, or a specially aligned weapon, enhancement bonuses or abilities, +2 per +1 of the bonus you give it
Dark Japheth: So you can make yourself have a Vorpal Bite attack for 10 soul.
Dark Japheth: And so on. Nice.
Sarcazmo47: Interesting.
AndrewRogue: Hmm...
Dark Japheth: Anyway, Skocion has more ways to go with levels than I ever intend to take him. :P
AndrewRogue: XD
Sarcazmo47: He does?
Dark Japheth: Lets see.
Dark Japheth: Master of Chains
Dark Japheth: Zodiac Knight
Sarcazmo47: I really have no idea where he's gonna go.
Dark Japheth: He could go rogue.
Dark Japheth: Mindbender, too.
Sarcazmo47: Current Class 5 fighter 2.
Sarcazmo47: Then, after level seven, I have no freaking clue.
Dark Japheth: I suggest Zodiac Knight
Sarcazmo47: The Zodiac Knight class would be pretty cool.
AndrewRogue: Screw you and your sneaky class <_<
Sarcazmo47: I'll give you a hint.
Sarcazmo47: What class has massive skill points and favors high Cha characters?
Sarcazmo47: And people who have levels in it get laid a lot?
AndrewRogue: ...bard?
Sarcazmo47: Bingo.
AndrewRogue: O_o
Dark Japheth: And has Skocion's Profession- Pimping
Dark Japheth: Hmm. My favorite quote so far in DaoA
Dark Japheth: He waves his hand at Riannon and goes to speak, but all that comes out is ".........ssry...."
Sarcazmo47: He was trying to say "Not necessary" for reference.
Dark Japheth: I know.
Dark Japheth: But Damn
Dark Japheth: There was NO OTHER WORDS that could fit that situation
Dark Japheth: But then again
Dark Japheth: being brutally mauled during sex, having fingers broken and then reset and healed, being stabbed and then healed
Dark Japheth: Goddamn, thats... just... there was NO way to better get that mood of HORROR out.
Dark Japheth: I think I made everyone hate Sakhmet's clergy that game.
Sarcazmo47: Hey, he gave pretty good, too!
Dark Japheth: Yes, you did. What was it, a single die roll being all that stood between your life and your life as a permanant tortured and feebleminded psycho?
Sarcazmo47: Yes.
Sarcazmo47: Yes it was.
Sarcazmo47: Whee.
Sarcazmo47: Damn, I have so many freaking ideas for where this character should go.
Sarcazmo47: ARRRGH
Dark Japheth: Whats funny is that just about any of our conversations have about 10 good RPG quotes.
Sarcazmo47: Really?
Dark Japheth: Here's a fun question. Both you two get to answer
Dark Japheth: Explain your character concept, motivation and past with a SINGLE word.
Dark Japheth: A single ideal they would serve.
Sarcazmo47: Why, so we know what Divine Word they'll take up later?
Dark Japheth: Nah. So I know exactly what to do to corrupt and pervert that word, and bring you all to the path of Good.
Sarcazmo47: HAHAHAHAHA
Sarcazmo47: CORRUPTED TO GOOD
Sarcazmo47: GIVE IN TO TEMPTATION
Dark Japheth: Because that is my ultimate OOC goal- without compromising the integrity of the RP, converting this group to Good.
Sarcazmo47: WHY?
Dark Japheth: Its the ULTIMATE CHALLENGE.
Dark Japheth: If I can't do it, oh well!
Dark Japheth: But if I can
Dark Japheth: It means I have not lost the edge of mindgames
AndrewRogue: Well... converting them is the ultimate challange.
AndrewRogue: I'm a sap.
Dark Japheth: And it IS possible to corrupt others towards good.
Dark Japheth: Dude
AndrewRogue: <_<
Dark Japheth: Me- "Jeanne shows up."
Dark Japheth: ANdrew- "I love you, Jeanne! Even though you are dead!" *hugs and turns lawful neutral with strong good tendencies*
AndrewRogue: Kill her again! Kill her again! Tempt me to evil!
Dark Japheth: I already did.
Sarcazmo47: I don't think Good is going to be an easy sale on Skocion.
Dark Japheth: And I already milked the tragedy from *that* occasion. How much further can I go than "Niniel was pregnant or claimed to be."
Sarcazmo47: Which I find amusing that Landus cared NOT AT ALL.
AndrewRogue: <_<
Dark Japheth: That was FUCKING AWESOME
Dark Japheth: That made. My. Day.
AndrewRogue: I'm glad I managed to do it once <_<
Sarcazmo47: What the hell is retconning?
Dark Japheth: I knew I'd succeeded in getting every drop of drama and insanity out of our poor harpy.
Dark Japheth: Retconning- altering history
Sarcazmo47: Ah.
Dark Japheth: For example, what they do in Batman comics every few years
Sarcazmo47: Heh.
Dark Japheth: a new writer comes in, and re-explains why batman is batman.
Sarcazmo47: I see.
Dark Japheth: With a totally contradictory story
Sarcazmo47: Anyhoo.
Sarcazmo47: So what's your plan to get Skocion good?
Sarcazmo47: If it's sister dear, I don't think you're in for much luck.
AndrewRogue: Heh.
Dark Japheth: No. Its sister. And a few other things. Between Sister, and if I can get it to happen, revulsing you from Evil using my Evil Lovers (Quek and Melanie), I don't know.
Sarcazmo47: I dunno.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion has a few good qualities.
Dark Japheth: Honor.
Sarcazmo47: That you might try to take advantage of.
Dark Japheth: Truth.
Sarcazmo47: Don't forget about Loyalty.
Sarcazmo47: But I don't see how you're going to get a good character out of that.
Sarcazmo47: Not to mention...
Sarcazmo47: Skocion is a PIT OF FESTERING EVIL THAT MAKES BABIES CRY IF THEY GET CLOSE
Dark Japheth: All I have to do is make you realize the total outcome of Evil.
Dark Japheth: Furthermore, I have to ruin all that you have accomplished.
Sarcazmo47: Good LORD is Skocion paladin bait.
Dark Japheth: And the things you have done, which are good, having good outcomes.
Dark Japheth: Not only is he paladin bait
Sarcazmo47: Paladin "I detect evil."
Sarcazmo47: Gorth "You VOMIT"
Dark Japheth: But I rolled 1d100 to see if the one in Green just picked up his axe and KILLED YOU.
Sarcazmo47: "Your EYES BLEED"
AndrewRogue: XD
Sarcazmo47: The one in green, by the way.
Dark Japheth: For the record
Sarcazmo47: Was he feebleminded?
Dark Japheth: I will *never* use Memory Alteration things in game. I don't like total brainfuck games. I like brainfucking NPC's, who will make the world seem turned on its head
Dark Japheth: But never this bad.
Dark Japheth: No.
Dark Japheth: Worse.
Dark Japheth: His wisdom was lowered to 1.
Sarcazmo47: Nice.
Dark Japheth: He suffered extreme hallucinations, his brain waas rotting away, he lost creativity and can't use Detect Evil magically.
Sarcazmo47: So it was a Bestow Greater Curse!
Dark Japheth: He does so by getting headaches.
Dark Japheth: Was it?
Sarcazmo47: At a guess.
Dark Japheth: *nod*
Dark Japheth: Good guess.
Sarcazmo47: So he was tempted to AXE'D Skoicon?
Dark Japheth: Really.
Dark Japheth: Really tempted.
Dark Japheth: And when I finally rolled to have him just KILL YOU TO END THE PAIN IN HIS HEAD AND SHUT UP THE VOICES THAT TELL HIM TO KILL YOU
Sarcazmo47: Was he tempted while Skocion was banging the cleric of love and goodness?
Dark Japheth: You were next to the one that the voices liked and he could not harm you without pissing her off.
Dark Japheth: Exceedingly.
Sarcazmo47: Nice.
Sarcazmo47: Good job, Skocion!
AndrewRogue: How bad would he have won?
Sarcazmo47: Way to be a fucking charmer!
Dark Japheth: Not very
Sarcazmo47: Well, we do have the Niniel beastie.
Dark Japheth: Yeah. He'd basically fight Niniel Beastie
Dark Japheth: You'd realize that none of you can cure her
Sarcazmo47: Whatever else it might be, it is definitely a Paladin Grinder.
Sarcazmo47: Who cares?
Sarcazmo47: It can cure itself, for one.
Sarcazmo47: Inflict spells on itself.
Dark Japheth: Technically true.
Dark Japheth: However. It will not. :P
Sarcazmo47: Good.
Sarcazmo47: Unless, of course, we command it to.
AndrewRogue: HEH!
Sarcazmo47: Skocion definitely treats that thing like a sack of potatoes.
AndrewRogue: *hopes Skoc pisses it off*
AndrewRogue: <_<
Dark Japheth: Thats a *really* good way to convert you to good, too.
Sarcazmo47: What?
AndrewRogue: Brutally maul us with undead golems.
Dark Japheth: You see, it will inevitably attack. You. You poisoned it, you killed it. It has to obey you.
Dark Japheth: When it berserks
Dark Japheth: You'll know that Evil is self-consuming.
Dark Japheth: *shrug*
Sarcazmo47: Unless it gets broke, first.
Dark Japheth: I've got lots of little ways.
Dark Japheth: It doesn't have to get broke. It just has to hurt someone BAD before it goes down
Sarcazmo47: Eh, we'll see.
Sarcazmo47: I like "Random Baron rides into Tamerand, waxes your profit margin, and rides back into his castle, whre he raspberries you from the parapet."
Sarcazmo47: Also, Skocion will NEVER convert at swordpoint.
Sarcazmo47: I guarantee you that.
Sarcazmo47: His conversion would have to be....interesting.
Dark Japheth: I like your character background.
Sarcazmo47: Actually, I can more see him just doing a good deed because he feels like it.
Sarcazmo47: You mean, the character background I don't know about?
Dark Japheth: Yep.
Dark Japheth: :P
Sarcazmo47: The Orb Of Schism.
Dark Japheth: Yes.
Dark Japheth: Coolest plot device ever.
AndrewRogue: Exxxxplain!
Dark Japheth: Melissa is a Katane.
Dark Japheth: Katane is a half-vampire.
Sarcazmo47: So there's another Skocion out there that is CG with no loyalty and is totally dishonest!
Dark Japheth: No!
AndrewRogue: ...XD
Dark Japheth: But.
Sarcazmo47: He's the human half of a half-demon/half-something!
Dark Japheth: Lets say we used it on.. Queklain.
Dark Japheth: He'd split into his two personalities.
Dark Japheth: One that was sane, the other that was insane.
Dark Japheth: Both slightly weaker.
Dark Japheth: It works specifically on half-breeds, but also works in vague conceptual terms.
AndrewRogue: So... it breaks people based on their personalities?
AndrewRogue: Er... I'm getting stupider by the minute.
Dark Japheth: Sort of.
Dark Japheth: Use it on Landus. What line do you want to seperate it on?
Dark Japheth: Your harpy side?
Dark Japheth: Or perhaps it might seperate the rage from the precision fighter.
Sarcazmo47: How about "Landus with Dead Sister" and "Landus with Living Sister"
Dark Japheth: Creating a Landus that was a barbarian, full of wrath and pain
Dark Japheth: Oh. For the record
Dark Japheth: If Hunter's mom is *really* Melanie
Dark Japheth: ...then in this campaign world
Dark Japheth: His mother fucked Skocion
Sarcazmo47: HAHAHAHAHAHA
AndrewRogue: XD
Sarcazmo47: I like where this is going.
Dark Japheth: Now
Dark Japheth: The ultimate question
Dark Japheth: The biggest difference between this world and AND, other than the new gods
Dark Japheth: and Nellix's fucktardery
Dark Japheth: Is that Queklain rose to power
Dark Japheth: So figure out how that accounts for Melanie falling from grace.
Sarcazmo47: And it's five hundred years earlier?
Dark Japheth: Yes that too.
AndrewRogue: Melanie is a [pwer hungry bitch?
Dark Japheth: She is now.
Dark Japheth: But why.
Dark Japheth: I will tell you this.
Dark Japheth: If you were playing Good, I have about a bajillion more quest ideas for you.
Dark Japheth: Mostly involving roleplay and redeeming the irredeemable.
Sarcazmo47: Awsome.
Dark Japheth: But evil.
Dark Japheth: You can corrupt.
Dark Japheth: And dissuade.
Sarcazmo47: I take it you aren't a big fan of PC intiated quests?
Dark Japheth: And get annihilated in the end when a repentant Karnage annihilates all evil beings as an attempt to atone for his sins and to rise to heaven.
Dark Japheth: If you can figure a GOOD ONE out, yeah, I like em.
Sarcazmo47: Ow.
Sarcazmo47: I'm hurt.
Sarcazmo47: *is sad*
Dark Japheth: I mean
Dark Japheth: Now see.
Dark Japheth: If Karnage were alive
Sarcazmo47: :-(
Dark Japheth: He'd be the *ultimate* being to use the Orb on.
Dark Japheth: Split him into "God of Knowledge" and "God of Hate"
Dark Japheth: Let them duke it out.
Sarcazmo47: Or save some time and just blow up the sun.
Dark Japheth: He did that once.
Sarcazmo47: And then....
Dark Japheth: He blacked it out, and True Night fell upon Amaryllis.
Sarcazmo47: Gil happened.
Dark Japheth: Yeh.
Dark Japheth: He didn't suck so much then.
Sarcazmo47: No?
Sarcazmo47: He got WORSE?
Dark Japheth: Yep.
Dark Japheth: He got worse after all his munchkin dreams came true and he killed a god.
Dark Japheth: :P
Sarcazmo47: I see.
Dark Japheth: anyway.
Dark Japheth: 37 minutes until total gorth breakdown and sleepytime
AndrewRogue: I broke down a while ago.
Dark Japheth: So I say "Fill the time with more random banter!"
Dark Japheth: so did I. :P
Sarcazmo47: RANDOM BANTER'D
Sarcazmo47: I think I'll go to bed now.
AndrewRogue: Night then I suppose.
Sarcazmo47: Oh wait!
Sarcazmo47: (9:50:24 PM) Dark Japheth has left the room.AndrewRogue (9:50:34 PM): *he can't quite suppress a snigger* "Besides, it will be a sight to see. Can't you find something for him?"
Sarcazmo47: Just so we know where to start next time.