You have just entered room "OMGWTFBBQ."

Dark Japheth has entered the room.

Dark Japheth: Hi.

Sarcazmo47: OMG

Sarcazmo47: WTF

Dark Japheth: BBQ

AndrewRogue: .

AndrewRogue: I hope you die of the black death Gorth.

AndrewRogue: http://giantmicrobes.com/calamities/blackde ath.html

AndrewRogue: Or get that for me for my birthday <_<

Dark Japheth: OMG

Dark Japheth: I think I might have something like that

Dark Japheth: but I made it myself

Dark Japheth: Those are the coolest things in the world though

AndrewRogue: Yes. I want that Black Death.

Dark Japheth: anyway omg hi

Sarcazmo47: So if I sent my girlfriend a copy of Fable and Ebola as an I-love-you present, would that qualify me as a fucking weirdo?

Dark Japheth: .....It'd make me want to sleep with you.

Dark Japheth: So no.

AndrewRogue: What Gorth said.

Sarcazmo47: Would it make my girlfriend a fucking wierdo?

AndrewRogue: I'd want your girlfriend. So... maybe.

Dark Japheth: Nah.

Sarcazmo47: I've decided that if we live through this part of Gorth's game, we're badass do deserve this as a theme song.

Dark Japheth: If you live through this part of Gorth's game

Dark Japheth: You get a castle.

AndrewRogue: The Quiet Place?

Dark Japheth: An underground castle, surely

Dark Japheth: But a castle.

Sarcazmo47: Yah.

Dark Japheth: See, thats what Gorth likes to call a "story award"

Dark Japheth: :P

Sarcazmo47: I got a wicked-looking pitch black serrated Scimitar that looks like the Tyrant's Blade.

Sarcazmo47: Kudos if you can catch THAT reference.

Dark Japheth: I don'.

Dark Japheth: don't.

Sarcazmo47: It's the 10th level weapon of Dong Zhuo in Dynasty Warriors 4.

Dark Japheth: Oh, I know why I didn't get it

Sarcazmo47: Lamest character...coolest weapon in the game.

Dark Japheth: that game bored me.

AndrewRogue: Dong Zhuo needs to burn in hell.

Sarcazmo47: Yep.

AndrewRogue: But yeah, his weapon was nice.

Sarcazmo47: Tyrant's Blade was the most hideously evil-looking weapon I've ever seen depicted.

Sarcazmo47: Anyway.

Sarcazmo47: A Quiet Place.

Sarcazmo47: Does it fit any better than that?

AndrewRogue: Kirin Fang = Better anyway <_<

Sarcazmo47: I think not.

Dark Japheth: It doesnt' fit better.

Sarcazmo47: Oh, Gorth.

Sarcazmo47: Quick.

Sarcazmo47: How much does the average person know about historic figures?

Sarcazmo47: Or rather, how much does a person like Skocion or Landus know?

Sarcazmo47: About, like, Throkk and Julius Maldezzar and such.

Dark Japheth: How much knowledge- history you got?

Dark Japheth: :P

Sarcazmo47: I got N&R.

Sarcazmo47: Oh, did you read the rest of the log from last night, from after you left?

Dark Japheth: I didn't get the chance

Dark Japheth: adelphia and god hate me,.

Dark Japheth: *does so now*

Sarcazmo47: I hate you, too.

Dark Japheth: Aww.

Dark Japheth: Anyway

Dark Japheth: I recapped.

Dark Japheth: *myself

Dark Japheth: Skocion's Biwa is made of mahogany. Its wonderful, artistic, but not exceedingly well made. Scratched into the back, in a tongue Skocion cannot read or even feel and understand, are about twelve letters.

AndrewRogue: ...wow. Okay. I'm a horribly stupid person and should not be here at Berkeley.

Sarcazmo47: Whaaat?

Dark Japheth: Yes. Let me take your place. BUt first elaborate.

AndrewRogue: I did not understand a word of the conversation my roommate just said as he was explaining a proof he just finished proving to my other mate.

Sarcazmo47: How many weeks have you been at college for?

AndrewRogue: Uh... 3. And I suppose none of those weeks have been spent doing math.

Sarcazmo47: Clearly, you don't deserve to live.

Dark Japheth: Math sucks.

Sarcazmo47: Hah.

AndrewRogue: Hence why I'm humanities.

Sarcazmo47: Quite.

Sarcazmo47: Soooo......who knows what's going on?

Sarcazmo47: Gorth does!

Dark Japheth: Indeed.

Sarcazmo47: Who else knows what;s going on?

Dark Japheth: So does Ssendam.

Dark Japheth: And Caradoc to a very small degree.

Dark Japheth: Scratch to a large degree.

Dark Japheth: At least one mage to an UNGODLY degree

AndrewRogue: I heard rumors Landus does too.

Dark Japheth: and very likely most of the gods.

Dark Japheth: Landus knows more than he thinks he knows. His little guesses are lanlike.

Sarcazmo47: So basically, everyone but the PCs.

Dark Japheth: Oh, no.

Dark Japheth: For one, you know whats going on

Dark Japheth: Skocion doesn't remember it, but you still know it.

Sarcazmo47: Ahhh.

Dark Japheth: Second, only four people... so far. Maybe as many as 10.

Sarcazmo47: He's already made his choice.

Sarcazmo47: He just needs to understand it.

Dark Japheth: Hey, andrew?

Sarcazmo47: No one gets it.

Dark Japheth: You know what makes me a saaaaad panda.

Dark Japheth: (I get it. :P)

AndrewRogue: What?

Sarcazmo47: When you get raped in the ear?

Dark Japheth: Caradoc's sheet isn't on the characters page.

Dark Japheth: But Undead Niniel still is.

Dark Japheth: :P

AndrewRogue: Bah. I slept through part of my Poli Sci class this morning. I'll fix it now.

Dark Japheth: Yaaaaay!

Dark Japheth: *grins!*

Sarcazmo47: wtf mate?

AndrewRogue: She's just gonna die. Why do I have to?

AndrewRogue: <_<

Dark Japheth: Once thats done. We can begin... but with only two PC's, I only guarantee two hours of session.

Sarcazmo47: HAH

Dark Japheth: She's not gunna die unless I roll exceptionally well.

Dark Japheth: With four, I guarantee four to six.

Sarcazmo47: In which case, we will all die.

Dark Japheth: Nah.

Dark Japheth: She's a mage.

Dark Japheth: The rest of you all have psionic skins

Dark Japheth: and/or huge ass HP pools

AndrewRogue: *pats pocket*

Dark Japheth: and/or the ability to fly out of danger

Sarcazmo47: Skocion's HP pool is not that great.

Dark Japheth: and/or evasion

Sarcazmo47: Which actually reminds me I should send you an updated character sheet.

AndrewRogue: Yay Evasion.

Dark Japheth: Yes, you really should.

Dark Japheth: By the way, Kirk, that Linkin Park song is so fucking perfect

Dark Japheth: Its not even funny

Sarcazmo47: Which one?

Dark Japheth: Breaking the Habit.

Sarcazmo47: For whom?

AndrewRogue: Okay. Page updated.

Sarcazmo47: Here, stick Skocion up there, too.

AndrewRogue: ...and just as I close the program.

Dark Japheth: ....lmao

Sarcazmo47: It aint no secret no more.

Dark Japheth: Nope.

Sarcazmo47: Now Gorth holds all the secrets.

Dark Japheth: And only for a short time.

Dark Japheth: Krist will get his PrC.

Dark Japheth: Eventually

Dark Japheth: when I work it out

Sarcazmo47: The PrC of "STABBITY MAN"

Dark Japheth: I owe him one before Staci's.... and frankly, he's a historian with a scythe.

Dark Japheth: I'd give him one ability at each of, say, seven levels

Sarcazmo47: Don't peddle your stabbing to me, STABBITY MAN!

Dark Japheth: a move known by one of the ancient people who wandered amaryllis.

Dark Japheth: For example, he might have the Undying Rage of throkk- he can activate rage, and not die until rage is over. And if his HP is below his death count, a fort save of 20 or so got him back to zero.

Sarcazmo47: That's pretty rediculous.

Dark Japheth: Wasn't it?

Dark Japheth: I'll nerf it some.

AndrewRogue: Okay. Cara's sheet up. Skoc's sheet up. And I updated mine just because.

Dark Japheth: But regardless, I think that'd be really nifty- he'd be like "SCREAMING PROPHECY OF LAN!"

Dark Japheth: "UNDYING RAGE OF THROKK!"

Dark Japheth: Yayyy

AndrewRogue: Are we a happy panda now?

Dark Japheth: Yes

Dark Japheth: Yes we are

AndrewRogue: Good.

Dark Japheth: I have one last thing left to do before I start game

Dark Japheth: ten minutes, tops.

AndrewRogue: Meanwhile... Andrew preforms an experiment.

AndrewRogue: Landus uses a might Hurricane Kick. Flurry!

AndrewRogue: Ack.

AndrewRogue: Biffed spelling.

AndrewRogue: Landus uses a mighty Hurrican Kick. Flurry!

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 2 20-sided dice: 14 19

AndrewRogue: Hmm...

Sarcazmo47: Hurrican Kick?

Sarcazmo47: WTF?

AndrewRogue: ...I cannot spell tonight.

Sarcazmo47: You had it right the first time.

Sarcazmo47: What the hell is it?

Sarcazmo47: Is this a feat you recently acquired?

AndrewRogue: Street Fighter, yo.

Sarcazmo47: Ohhh.

Sarcazmo47: Instead of "Mighty".

Sarcazmo47: Got it.

Sarcazmo47: Amulet of Hurricane Kick Fists?

AndrewRogue: No. I was testing Mighty and its effect on my rolls.

AndrewRogue: I wanted to see if it carried over to non weighty situations.

Dark Japheth: Caradoc casts a mighty magic missile.

*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 2 4-sided dice: 4 4

Dark Japheth: ...Yep. Mighty is back to normal

AndrewRogue: And lo. It was mighty.

AndrewRogue: Shall AIM favor the 4-sider tonight?

Dark Japheth: Perhaps.

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 4-sided die: 1

AndrewRogue: So... did I ever learn anything from that wall there Gorth? <_<

Sarcazmo47: What was it thinking?

Sarcazmo47: Skocion is going to use his awsome feat tonight.

AndrewRogue: Bearer of the Serpent?

Sarcazmo47: That's the one.

AndrewRogue: What's it do?

AndrewRogue: <_<

Sarcazmo47: Nothing.

Dark Japheth: Heh.

AndrewRogue: Yay.

AndrewRogue: Nothing feats are cool.

AndrewRogue: *smacks someone with Nimbus of Light*

Sarcazmo47: Bandon has a pile of nothing feats.

Sarcazmo47: How about that Exalted Turning, yo!

AndrewRogue: Doesn't that... do something?

Sarcazmo47: Sure.

Sarcazmo47: 3d6 holy damage to undead I successfully turn.

Sarcazmo47: w00t.

AndrewRogue: Ah.

Dark Japheth: Skocion should have rebuked Ninile.

Dark Japheth: niniel

Sarcazmo47: No...no, he couldn't.

Sarcazmo47: A first level cleric couldn't.

Dark Japheth: Its just a charisma check.

Dark Japheth: Which Skocion excells at.

Sarcazmo47: It's a charisma check based on your level.

Dark Japheth: Right.

Sarcazmo47: If he rolled a 14, he could have rebuked up to 5 HD of undead.

Dark Japheth: So assuming you get 14, you are at level +2

Dark Japheth: So you can turn 5 HD worth of undead.

Dark Japheth: Yeah

Sarcazmo47: Oh, even beter.

Sarcazmo47: No.

Sarcazmo47: The class reads "Turn as a cleric four levels lower"

Dark Japheth: Oh, righty

Dark Japheth: Because its got the hellcat.

Dark Japheth: Ok

Sarcazmo47: Which means you don't use your turning for turning.

Sarcazmo47: You use it for divine feats.

Dark Japheth: Heh.

Sarcazmo47: Skocion needs a chance to do something unexpected.

AndrewRogue: Well then do something unexpected ^_^

AndrewRogue: WOOT

AndrewRogue: ...apparently I slaughtered the chat.

Sarcazmo47: Sarcazmo47 (10:39:21 PM): "THAT ARROGANT MOTHERFUCKER! HE DID IT!"

Sarcazmo47: Dream Sequence'd.

Chromeus18 has entered the room.

Chromeus18: how much have i missed?

AndrewRogue: Nothing.

AndrewRogue: Apparently Kirk is getting Dream Sequence'd right now.

Chromeus18: ahhh

Dark Japheth: Sarcazmo47: Sarcazmo47 (10:39:21 PM): "THAT ARROGANT MOTHERFUCKER! HE DID IT!"

AndrewRogue: Dark Japheth: Sarcazmo47: Sarcazmo47 (10:39:21 PM): "THAT ARROGANT MOTHERFUCKER! HE DID IT!"

AndrewRogue: What he said.

Sarcazmo47: I love my characters.

AndrewRogue: Ack. Footcramp.

Chromeus18: who did it? and what did he do?

Dark Japheth: Skocion will tell you.

Dark Japheth: *grin*

Sarcazmo47: Skocion's char sheet is posted.

Sarcazmo47: http://www.geocities.com/terrybrash/Skocio n.htm

AndrewRogue: That's a long sheet.

Sarcazmo47: Is it?

Sarcazmo47: Is it really, Andrew?

AndrewRogue: Yes.

Sarcazmo47: Oh.

AndrewRogue: Notice the construction of my sentence.

Sarcazmo47: You used the minimalist approach.

Sarcazmo47: Less is more.

AndrewRogue: No. I just fill in the blanks as the game continues through fiction ^_^

AndrewRogue: So. How're you Chrome?

Chromeus18: i'm ok

Chromeus18: just had some chili pie

Sarcazmo47: Wow.

Sarcazmo47: That's an interesting combination.

Chromeus18: it has no chili in it

Chromeus18: beef, onions, black olives, salsa, green peppers, et al, with a cornbread crust baked on top

Chromeus18: good stuff

AndrewRogue: Mmm... that does sound good.

Sarcazmo47: Hokay.

Sarcazmo47: Ready to rock and roll.

AndrewRogue: I'm alive.

Dark Japheth: Alrighty.

Dark Japheth: Skocion has plenty of secrets.

Dark Japheth: And knows almost none of them.

AndrewRogue: Yay!

Dark Japheth: He carries the group through the Amaryllis Worlds Largest Dungeon

Dark Japheth: Thankfully, they encountered a guide... and then were brought before a massive lizardfolk of ogrish proportions.

Dark Japheth: Who seemed to be subservient to Skocion.

Dark Japheth: They were lead to Skocions? old rooms, and Krist chatted with everyone on an individual basis.

Dark Japheth: The party wakes up...

Dark Japheth: ~-~-~Resume~-~-~

AndrewRogue: *Sits in his room and stretches/fiddles with his harp until someone comes and gets him. He ain't risking accidently pissing lizard-goo things off by walking around*

Chromeus18 has left the room.

Sarcazmo47: Duuude!

AndrewRogue: *cries*

Dark Japheth: You know

Dark Japheth: Tonight is not the night.

Dark Japheth: Ill omens abound.

Sarcazmo47: Really?

Sarcazmo47: Like what?

Dark Japheth: My internet was down.

Sarcazmo47: I think the only answer is to download more german porn.

Dark Japheth: I could not find my happy place.

Dark Japheth: Or german porn.

Dark Japheth: I finally sign on

Dark Japheth: Chrome does!

Dark Japheth: And then he's gone.

Sarcazmo47: I could send you some.

Dark Japheth: Work, my check is for three dollars less than I guessed (damn you, taxes, always not being what I thought you were!)

Dark Japheth: And my mom can't sponsor it so I can't get my money today.

Dark Japheth: Nah, I'm cool with the german porn

Dark Japheth: Eventually, though, all the animals sort of blend together

Dark Japheth: like a chimera.

AndrewRogue: ...okay.

Dark Japheth: Anyway.

Dark Japheth: Its Skocion and Landus. Krist and Riannon seem too sleepy to do anything.

Dark Japheth: Caradoc is sitting in her room. She hasn't slept- her eyes are red. Of course, the room she was led to happened to be the one with the most recent blood stains on the floor. And a skeleton with a crushed skull.

AndrewRogue: (Ew.)

Dark Japheth: She's rocking back and forth gently.

AndrewRogue: *Landus shall finally give up on his harp after far too many wrong notes and go see this little fact of life*

Chromeus18 has entered the room.

Chromeus18 has left the room.

Sarcazmo47: ....dude!

Chromeus18 has entered the room.

AndrewRogue: *he shall knock upon her door out of middle boredom*

AndrewRogue: *mild

AndrewRogue: (Dear lord. I should just quit now.)

Chromeus18: sorry, my comp has decided tonight would be a good night to explode in my face

Chromeus18: so what did i miss?

AndrewRogue: (...nothing really.)

Chromeus18: (im super, thanks for asking!)

Dark Japheth: (All things considered I couldn't be better I must say)

AndrewRogue: (Yay!)

Chromeus18: (i'm super, no nothing bugs me!)

AndrewRogue: (Yay!)

Dark Japheth: ANyway

Dark Japheth: The party woke up.

Dark Japheth: And is doing a shitload of nothing.

Dark Japheth: Caradoc doesn't answer her door.

Chromeus18: wow, we murdered in the night?

AndrewRogue: *he shall open it then. Presuming locks are not had* "Hey Cara?"

Chromeus18: (and jesus christ, the boxing gloves must come off tonight!)

Dark Japheth: She looks. "Landus. Hey." She turns back and looks at an inkblot, or rather, blood blot, on the wall. "What the hell made that."

Sarcazmo47: (Chrome do you remember what Skocion told you last night?"

Sarcazmo47: )

AndrewRogue: *he shrugs emphatically as he steps around the skeleton* "Probably this fella." *he sighs* "I was gonna ask if you were all right, but that doesn't seem to be the case."

Dark Japheth: "Nope." SHe grins wildly, clearly attempting to show you how OK she's not.

Chromeus18: (yep)

AndrewRogue: "I'm gonna take it you don't know what the hells going on either?"

Chromeus18: (she's a twisted sister)

Sarcazmo47: (You remember what I said about the killing?)

AndrewRogue: (Do we get to kill today?"

AndrewRogue: *)

Chromeus18: (yes)

Sarcazmo47: (:-*)

Chromeus18: Krist is well.. somewhere. Assuming we aren't greeted with breakfast, he just stands where everyone else is.

Dark Japheth: Righty o.

Sarcazmo47: Skocion....has everyone brought to his room, actually.

Dark Japheth: She sighs. "No. I know only what Skocion has told me."

Dark Japheth: "Which seems only slightly more than what he's told you."

AndrewRogue: "This is turning out a real shitty trip." *he sighs and pats her on the back* "Things should be... fine I suppose. C'mon. Your brother wanted us."

Chromeus18: Krist is in Skoc's room, and he twitches a bit. "So we're leaving today, correct?"

Sarcazmo47: "Oh yes."

Chromeus18: "How willing do you think these folk are to just let us leave peacefully?"

Sarcazmo47: I just need to have a few words with Ssendam first."

Sarcazmo47: "Peace?" He quirks an eyebrow.

Sarcazmo47: "Have you had any peace since we stepped into this place?"

Chromeus18: "That is true..."

Sarcazmo47: Skocion just nods at Krist's scythe.

Sarcazmo47: "Stay sharp, friend."

Chromeus18: "I shall. I suspect the head lizard here knows not of your intentions?"

AndrewRogue: *is presumably standing there/has arrived there/will be arriving there quietly*

Sarcazmo47: "He will. Let's go to breakfast, shall we?"

Chromeus18: Krist looks like he's about to break out in laughter. "Yes, we can't slaughter on an empty stomach, now can we?"

Sarcazmo47: And he leads everyone to a kitchen, that he seems as familiar with as if it were his own.

Sarcazmo47: Somehow unsurprisingly, the dish of the day is red meat.

Sarcazmo47: You'd guess it's the dish of....every day.

AndrewRogue: "Yip-pee."

Chromeus18: Krist digs in carnivorously

Sarcazmo47: Skocion is wearing a new weapon!

AndrewRogue: "So what are these words you need to have?" *eats in his typical manner*

Chromeus18: Foereaver! Transform and become StapleGun!

Sarcazmo47: "Short ones."

AndrewRogue: Sense Motive

Sarcazmo47: Wondersword Powers, Activate!

Sarcazmo47: Form Of: Piezooka!

AndrewRogue: XD

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 10

Dark Japheth: I was gunna say Super Soaker.

AndrewRogue: 28-ish

Sarcazmo47: Yeah, the words are probably gonna be pretty short.

Sarcazmo47: The stabbing might take a bit longer.

AndrewRogue: Good short or bad short?

AndrewRogue: Ah. Okay ^_^

Chromeus18: man... i want a piezooka

AndrewRogue: (So do I.)

AndrewRogue: "Great. That's what I was looking forward to after breakfast. A short conversation and a jaunt back."

Sarcazmo47: "Fortunately, the jaunt back should be somewhat shorter."

Chromeus18: "We'll take the back way out."

AndrewRogue: "Ah. We get to use the backdoor this time Skoc?"

Sarcazmo47: "I think it would be best."

Sarcazmo47: "In any case. Let's go have a chat with our host, shall we?"

AndrewRogue: *sighs and cracks the majority of his limbs at once* "Sure thing. Ready to have fun Frog?"

AndrewRogue: (BRB. Bathroom summons.)

Chromeus18: "Yes, let's." Krist sways his scythe on his back.

Chromeus18: (Krist changes his name to Harvester of Sorrow)

Sarcazmo47: And they follow the yellow brick road....back to Ssendam's little chamber.

Dark Japheth: (You know, thats an actual magical item in Amaryllis...)

Sarcazmo47: Is there an Inquisition Symphony?

Chromeus18: (is it a scythe?)

Dark Japheth: Ssendam is sitting atop his throne room. Two less muscled lizardfolk, armed with falchions, stand at his side. Ssendam smiles.

Dark Japheth: "Lord. I trust you slept well." He grins.

Chromeus18: Krist again stands next to Skocion, much sturdier than in the previous meeting.

Sarcazmo47: "Good morning. Ah, yes, msot excellently. Your attention to castle upkeep is commendable, and I appreciate it."

AndrewRogue: (Back.)

Sarcazmo47: He smiles back. "You've done great things since my last visit. You've fulfilled my every instruction, and your tribe has grown great and powerful because of it."

AndrewRogue: *stands opposite side of Skoc in his normal relaxed poise*

Dark Japheth: "We are not quite ready or complete with your instructions, but we have done our best despite the coincidences."

Sarcazmo47: Skocion nods. "And you best has been impressive. Tell me, what remains to be done?"

Sarcazmo47: He clasps his hands behind his back, and lets his gaze move around the room, as if he's appreciating the decor.

Dark Japheth: "All that remains is for your old apprentice to gain enough power to conceal us from your enemy."

Dark Japheth: "Unless you still have the Rib...?"

Sarcazmo47: Skocion waves his hand dismissively. "A formality. Have you seen them since my last visit?"

Dark Japheth: "Only in nightmares, my Lord."

Sarcazmo47: Skocion nods. "I was afraid of that."

Sarcazmo47: Then he snaps his fingers. "There was one final command I gave you, Ssendam."

Dark Japheth: Spot checks.

*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 17

Sarcazmo47: 18!

Dark Japheth: And a sense motive on Ssendam if anyone wants to know why they are making spot.

Sarcazmo47: -50

Dark Japheth: Yeah, Skocion can't tell.

AndrewRogue: I will do both.

*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 19

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 9

AndrewRogue: 23 Spot

Chromeus18: 26

Dark Japheth: The Lizardfolk, all of them, seem to be.. tensed. As soon as the words left Skocion's mouth.

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 20

Dark Japheth: Including the MASSIVE one.

AndrewRogue: 56 Sense Motive.

Sarcazmo47: Skocion's hand does drift to his side, though. Towards Foereaver.

Sarcazmo47: And he speaks, very softly. "Are you going to question my command, Ssendam?"

Dark Japheth: "I am afraid I do not recall your last order."

*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 6

Sarcazmo47: Put mine after yours.

Dark Japheth: He is LYING CLEARLY YOU CAN TELL IT.

Dark Japheth: "I do not recall the order. You left many, and in many tongues I did not speak."

AndrewRogue: (How many lizardfolk are in the room?)

Dark Japheth: Three.

AndrewRogue: (Big one and two jellies?)

Dark Japheth: The two elite guards, and the MASSIVE OMG HUGE ONE.

Dark Japheth: Not jellies.

Dark Japheth: They are, as far as appearances go, lizardfolk through and through.

AndrewRogue: (Ah. They just look like bad-ass guard ones though?)

AndrewRogue: *waits for boss to say it*

Sarcazmo47: "I will not ask again. Are you questioning my orders, Ssendam?"

Dark Japheth: "I would never do such a thing, Lord."

Chromeus18: Krist's body is hidden by his cloak, but he looks as flexed as a steel cable.

Dark Japheth: "What was your last order?"

Sarcazmo47: Skocion shakes his head.

Sarcazmo47: "Lies are unworthy in a true liutenant. The skull is no longer yours to keep."

Dark Japheth: He shudders. And kneels, his massive head bowed in front of you. "Remove it from me, then."

Sarcazmo47: Skocion laughs, and draws Foereaver with a flourish.

Sarcazmo47: "Traitor! You will not try to lie to me again!"

Dark Japheth: "...Not that way... I may yet serve you well, master!" But its a lie. He stands up, and grins. "You are nothing now."

Dark Japheth: "Nothing."

Dark Japheth: Its claws open wide, and its mouth opens in a toothy grin.

Dark Japheth: Inits.

Sarcazmo47: Skocion just clicks his heels together.

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 2

*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 6

AndrewRogue: ...damnit.

AndrewRogue: 6

Sarcazmo47: Yar.

Sarcazmo47: 9.

*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 2

*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 3 20-sided dice: 6 7 10

Chromeus18: whoo

*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 3 20-sided dice: 3 5 16

Dark Japheth: whoops

Dark Japheth: Caradoc

Chromeus18: 8 for me

*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 12

AndrewRogue: (What is it with AIM and inits lately?)

Dark Japheth: Caradoc = 16

Dark Japheth: meanwhile, Ssendam goes on 6, his guards go on 8 and 11.

AndrewRogue: (What's Ssendam's Dex, for we tied.)

AndrewRogue: (Nevemind. I am stupid right now.)

Dark Japheth: :P

Dark Japheth: Its 10.

Chromeus18: Caradoc 16, Guard2 11, Skocion 9, Guard1 8, Krist 8, Landus 6, Ssendam 6

Chromeus18: gogo Caradoc!

Dark Japheth: Caradoc launches three magic missiles at Ssendam.

*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 3 4-sided dice: 2 3 2

Dark Japheth: 10 damage.

Sarcazmo47: Thwap!

Dark Japheth: Bam in the face. Ssendam doesn't even flinch.

Chromeus18: oh he'll flinch

Sarcazmo47: Tee hee!

Dark Japheth: The second guard smiles, and charges skocion, his falchion raised, as he screams a lizardlike battlecry.

*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 11

Dark Japheth: 23 with charge.

Sarcazmo47: Ooo.

Sarcazmo47: Flat-footed, yes?

Dark Japheth: Technically, yeah.

Sarcazmo47: Then pain commences.

*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 2 4-sided dice: 3 4

Dark Japheth: ...Loads of pain

Sarcazmo47: Good thing he didn't power attack!

Dark Japheth: 13 damage worth of slashity pain.

Dark Japheth: Good thing he can't. >.>

Sarcazmo47: Oh. Well...good thing he's meat, then!

Sarcazmo47: Skocion, now.

Sarcazmo47: Skocion doesn't like this at all.

Sarcazmo47: He does, however, blur into speedy motion, and proceed to cut this presumptious lizard a new asshole.

*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 2 20-sided dice: 5 11

Dark Japheth: Hit AC 14 and all is good.

Sarcazmo47: Yeeeah.

Dark Japheth: ...You have a second attack?

Dark Japheth: Or Flurry?

Sarcazmo47: Haste.

*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 10 6-sided dice: 4 1 4 3 1 5 2 4 4 2

Sarcazmo47: So....13 physical damage, and 13 cold damage, and 12 subdual damage.

Sarcazmo47: Did I slay the chat?

Dark Japheth: The lizardfolk screams....

Chromeus18: nope

Dark Japheth: And no, I'm just thinking about how best to describe the other effect.

Sarcazmo47: Okay, cool.

AndrewRogue: (Excuse me while my poor keyboard shorts out with my tears :p)

Chromeus18: (you shouldn't masturbate during D&D)

Dark Japheth: A sizzling line of pink flesh appears where the blade hit home. Bloody pus runs from the wound, which must be inordinately painful. He gurgles, but is not dead.

Dark Japheth: The second guard attacks landus.

*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 1

Chromeus18: whiff

*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 100-sided die: 53

Dark Japheth: He runs, but trips! immediately! And I'ma treat this as a reflex save to dodge the 200 pound lizardfolk flying at you.

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 10

AndrewRogue: 18 w/ Evasion

Dark Japheth: You deftly dodge the lizard, who rams into the floor and skids, fairly embarassed, at Krists feet.

Chromeus18: Krist brings his scythe in on Guard2's belly (the one attacking Skoc), bringing it upward through his neck.

Chromeus18: power attack -3!

*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 2

Chromeus18: shit

Chromeus18: AC 13

Chromeus18: just missed ;_;

Dark Japheth: WHiff.

Dark Japheth: You miss, barely

Dark Japheth: Landus.

Chromeus18: damn my power attack!

AndrewRogue: (How far away is big lizard?)

Dark Japheth: Big lizard is about 15 feet ahead of Skocion, Landus, and Krist. He's at the top of a small flight of stairs...

AndrewRogue: *Landus grins, pulls a small bag up, yanks a ball out and throws it behind him*

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 100-sided die: 81

AndrewRogue: Tiger!

Sarcazmo47: Hot damn!

Dark Japheth: ....

Dark Japheth: Nice.

Chromeus18: (oh my!)

AndrewRogue: Annnd... I assume it acts on my initiative next round? Or this round?

Dark Japheth: It will go on Initiative Zero.

AndrewRogue: Or then.

Dark Japheth: Or your initiative next round. Your choice!

Dark Japheth: Either way

Dark Japheth: You get to play it.

Dark Japheth: :P

Dark Japheth: Ssendam turns around, and with a mighty blow from his tail, crushes the little tiger.

*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 11

Dark Japheth: I know that hits. :P

Sarcazmo47: PUNY TIGER

*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 4 8-sided dice: 3 2 1 4

Sarcazmo47: Holy crap.

Dark Japheth: 18 damage.

Dark Japheth: Bashed by the tail.

AndrewRogue: (Where are animals in the SRD? <_<)

Sarcazmo47: At the end, I think.

Dark Japheth: Yeh

AndrewRogue: (Thanks)

Chromeus18: Caradoc 16, Guard2 11, Skocion 9, Guard1 8, Krist 8, Landus 6, Rodney the Tiger 6, Ssendam 6

Chromeus18: (i named him for ya)

AndrewRogue: (Thank you.)

Dark Japheth: Tigers turn

Chromeus18: (wouldn't it be Caradoc's?

AndrewRogue: Tiger = Init 0

Chromeus18: oh, thought it went next turn

AndrewRogue: And he shall respond to the tail bashing by mauling Ssend's face.

Chromeus18: Caradoc 16, Guard2 11, Skocion 9, Guard1 8, Krist 8, Landus 6, Ssendam 6, Rodney the Tiger 0

Dark Japheth: Not the face!

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 3 20-sided dice: 7 16 2

AndrewRogue: 16, 25, 6

Dark Japheth: AC 16. Two hits.

Chromeus18: FAAAAAACE

AndrewRogue: Claws.

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 2 8-sided dice: 6 4

AndrewRogue: 22

Dark Japheth: ...Tigers own.

Sarcazmo47: Yep.

Dark Japheth: Like, *really*

AndrewRogue: Grapple.

Sarcazmo47: Almost as much as Pandas.

Dark Japheth: I win.

Dark Japheth: Do you want me to roll the grapple, I'm sorry.

AndrewRogue: Okay <_<

*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 10

Sarcazmo47: Or Rhinos.

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 5

AndrewRogue: Yeah. You win.

Dark Japheth: +8 str, +4 size, +6 BAB. 28.

Dark Japheth: :P

Chromeus18: Hippos own everything though

Sarcazmo47: ....

Sarcazmo47: Gorth...

Sarcazmo47: How does that add up to 28?

Dark Japheth: 10.

Sarcazmo47: Oh, right.

Dark Japheth: +4 size.

Sarcazmo47: With the roll.

Sarcazmo47: Okay.

Dark Japheth: +6 BAB.

Dark Japheth: Ok.

Dark Japheth: :P

Sarcazmo47: I thought you meant base.

Dark Japheth: Nah

Dark Japheth: Anyway.

Sarcazmo47: Indeed.

Dark Japheth: Caradoc 16, Guard2 11, Skocion 9, Guard1 8, Krist 8, Landus 6, Ssendam 6, Rodney the Tiger 0

Dark Japheth: Caradoc looks at Guard1... on the floor... and realizes its a threat nobody is paying attention to.

Sarcazmo47: Tell it a joke!

Dark Japheth: So she speaks a little bit. "My dog has no nose. Do you know how it smells? Awful!"

Dark Japheth: Will save from the other person.

*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 2

Sarcazmo47: Duuude!

Dark Japheth: It begins LAUGHING

Dark Japheth: Tasha's Hideous Laughter strikes again! Mwahaha.

Chromeus18: Laugh clown Laugh!

AndrewRogue: (I have a vendetta with that spell <_<)

Sarcazmo47: But why? It's so useful!

Dark Japheth: (Because of the shit game, methinks)

Sarcazmo47: No, it's cuz I fucked him up with it.

Dark Japheth: Guard2, at this point, barely alive (mere stomach muscles keep its entrails in) turns to swing at Krist.

Chromeus18: (stabs the shit joke DEAD)

*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 5

Chromeus18: AC 22

Dark Japheth: Yeah, I miss.

Dark Japheth: Barely. But I miss.

Dark Japheth: Whiff.

Dark Japheth: Skocion's turn.

Sarcazmo47: First, this fella gets to finish dying.

*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 9

*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 5 6-sided dice: 4 5 4 2 2

Sarcazmo47: 8 weapon damage, 9 cold damage, and four subdual damage.

Sarcazmo47: And whatever other damage.

Dark Japheth: You cleave him in twain.

Sarcazmo47: Cloven!

Dark Japheth: Both halves begin to dissolve... almost. Maybe. You can't quite tell... but it bleeds mightily.

Sarcazmo47: Is there room on the stairs for more than one person?

Dark Japheth: Guard 1- "I fucking get it! It smells awful! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Chromeus18: Guard1: ROFLMAO

Dark Japheth: Yep. About five people, in total.

Sarcazmo47: GREAT!

Dark Japheth: Krist.

Sarcazmo47: Hey!

Sarcazmo47: Not done yet!

Dark Japheth: Oh, right.

Dark Japheth: "HA! HA! Heh... Hehh hehh heheheheheheheheheheh!"

Sarcazmo47: Move action to get up to Ssendam, and standard action to remind him who he's fighting.

*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 13

Sarcazmo47: 23?

Dark Japheth: Moving to him provokes an AoO.

Sarcazmo47: It sure does!

Dark Japheth: Unless you want to be all awesome like and tumble to avoid it.

Sarcazmo47: Oh, sure.

Dark Japheth: Or is that just *moving through* squares?

Dark Japheth: *looks it up!*

Dark Japheth: Nope, its for entering squares.

Dark Japheth: Ok.

Dark Japheth: DC 15.

Sarcazmo47: Well, technically, since he threatens with his tail for ten feet, I'd provoke anyway.

Sarcazmo47: Tumble check!

*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 20

Dark Japheth: You dodge!

Sarcazmo47: Damn waste.

Sarcazmo47: I am like the ninja.

Dark Japheth: In fact... you dodge SO WELL you can flank him!

Dark Japheth: Which makes your attack a 25. And yes, roll damage.

Sarcazmo47: So, 25!

*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 5 6-sided dice: 4 2 3 5 2

Sarcazmo47: 8 physical, 5 cold, and 7 subdual damage.

Sarcazmo47: And stuff.

Dark Japheth: He ROARS in pain. "You dare use my blade against me?" He screams.

Dark Japheth: Anyway, NOW the guard laughs at the joke.

Dark Japheth: And its totally funny.

Dark Japheth: Krist's turn.

Chromeus18: Krist looks down at the guard at his feet, bellowing in laughter, and swings his scythe like a golf club directly into it's spastic temple.

Chromeus18: power attack -3!

*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 17

Chromeus18: wham

Dark Japheth: Hit roll damage

Sarcazmo47: That'll do it.

*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 2 4-sided dice: 3 4

Sarcazmo47: That'll do it, too.

Chromeus18: 23 damage

Dark Japheth: You know, he stops laughing once you cut him. He stops laughing and starts crying.

Dark Japheth: Probably because his arm is now about fifteen feet away from him.

Chromeus18: whahaha

Dark Japheth: Harpies turn!

Sarcazmo47: Harpies Neva Die

AndrewRogue: *Landus takes to his feet for his classic meanuver, Flat Palm to the Chest.* Charge/Stunning Fist with a Tumble on the way? <_<

Dark Japheth: On Ssendam?

Dark Japheth: Or the crying one armed guard?

AndrewRogue: The dangerous looking one.

AndrewRogue: Yes. The giant Lizard with MACE TAIL.

Dark Japheth: Morningstar

Dark Japheth: Ok

Dark Japheth: And sure, tumble to avoid AoO.

AndrewRogue: Step A. Tumble.

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 2

AndrewRogue: ...

Dark Japheth: His tail whips up and hits you.

*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 4

AndrewRogue: AC 20

AndrewRogue: *boots charge*

Dark Japheth: +6 BAB, +8 str. Barely a miss.

Dark Japheth: The tail creates a pretty big wind, though, and you are only barely able to land.

AndrewRogue: Still get the strike attempt, or is Landus catching his heart?

Dark Japheth: Nah, strike attempt.

Dark Japheth: You won't be flanking, Skocion stole your spot.

Sarcazmo47: Aww, poor guy.

AndrewRogue: You suck Skoc.

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 3

AndrewRogue: This is not Landus's day.

Dark Japheth: Hit AC 16? Or no?

Dark Japheth: No then.

Dark Japheth: Gleeeee.

Dark Japheth: The huge lizard roars, and anyone who has ever seen a barbarian know that he just entered a rage.

Sarcazmo47: Caradoc 16, Guard2 11, Skocion 9, Guard1 8, Krist 8, Landus 6, Ssendam 6, Rodney the Tiger 0

Chromeus18: lovely

Dark Japheth: He grabs Skocion by the claws, and at the same time, attempts to crush the tiger with his tail again.

Sarcazmo47: Hooray for Cheat! Er, Rage!

*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 2 20-sided dice: 15 15

Sarcazmo47: Damn.

Dark Japheth: They hit. I think.

Sarcazmo47: What do they hit?

AndrewRogue: 30 something I think.

Dark Japheth: +6 BAB, +10 str, -1 size. So 30.

Dark Japheth: Exactly.

Sarcazmo47: Yeah, they hit.

Dark Japheth: Claw.

*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 2 4-sided dice: 3 3

Dark Japheth: 16 for first claw.

*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 2 4-sided dice: 2 4

Dark Japheth: 16 for second.

Sarcazmo47: Skocion is not reacting to pain the way a normal person should.

Dark Japheth: Today appears to be "Gorth Rapes the PC's With Equality Rolls" day.

Dark Japheth: His tail crushes the tiger like a cigarette.

*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 10

Dark Japheth: -5 penalty, though, as he's multiattacking, so only 20 total.

Dark Japheth: Hit?

Sarcazmo47: Equality rolls?

Dark Japheth: 15, 15

Dark Japheth: Then 16, 16

Sarcazmo47: Oh.

Dark Japheth: I'll get 17 17 next time

Sarcazmo47: Right.

AndrewRogue: its a freakin' tiger.

AndrewRogue: Yes.

*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 4 8-sided dice: 2 5 6 7

Dark Japheth: 30 damage.

Dark Japheth: Is it crushed like a cigarette, or my players dreams?

AndrewRogue: Its dead.

Sarcazmo47: +10 to damage with the tail.

Dark Japheth: CRUSH'D

Sarcazmo47: Yippie!

Dark Japheth: Yeah. Anyhoo.

Dark Japheth: Caradoc realizes now is the time for action.

Sarcazmo47: ACTION

Dark Japheth: A small viper crawls from her clothing, and waits for an opening before attacking the monstrosity.

Dark Japheth: Meanwhile, she herself...

Dark Japheth: casts Tasha's Hideous Laughter

Dark Japheth: ...I thought I made her suck less than this

Dark Japheth: Oh well!

AndrewRogue: XD

Dark Japheth: Will for dude.

*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 15

Dark Japheth: Success, but if it makes you feel any better, its only by one.

Dark Japheth: Skocion, your turn.

Sarcazmo47: Take a five foot step to provide Landus with Flanking.

Sarcazmo47: And attempt to wail.

*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 2 20-sided dice: 12 13

Sarcazmo47: AC?

Dark Japheth: 16.

Dark Japheth: Two hits.

Sarcazmo47: Wailed.

*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 10 6-sided dice: 2 1 2 4 3 6 5 1 4 5

Dark Japheth: That should frighten everyone

AndrewRogue: It does me.

Dark Japheth: But especially people with the fire subtype.

Sarcazmo47: 11 phsyical damage, 15 cold damage, 15 subdual damage.

Dark Japheth: The monstrous beast roars again. Its entrails pour from its stomach... but it doesn't seem to notice.

Dark Japheth: It does seem to be swooning from blood loss, though.

Sarcazmo47: Swooning!

Chromeus18: whoo!

Chromeus18: Caradoc 16, Guard2 <pwned>, Skocion 9, Guard1 8, Krist 8, Landus 6, Ssendam 6, Rodney the Tiger <pwned>

Chromeus18: gogo guard1

Dark Japheth: The guard attempts to stand up and rush.

Sarcazmo47: Wait!

Chromeus18: if it stands up, i AoO the shit out of him

Sarcazmo47: I'm not done yet!

Dark Japheth: Before you do that.

Dark Japheth: Oh, please, go on.

Dark Japheth: :P

Sarcazmo47: Wait, yes I am.

Sarcazmo47: Nevermind.

Dark Japheth: :P

Dark Japheth: Anyway, the beastie tries to stand up.

Dark Japheth: But it seems to be slipping on the pool of blood.

*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 20

Dark Japheth: Nix that.

Sarcazmo47: Slip averted!

Dark Japheth: He stands without a problem!

Dark Japheth: Except for Krist's AoO which most likely makes him unarmed.

Chromeus18: except the scythe that's wailing in his face from the provoked AoO

Dark Japheth: In multiple ways.

*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 6

Chromeus18: hit 20

Dark Japheth: Hit.

*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 2 4-sided dice: 3 3

Chromeus18: 16 damage

Dark Japheth: The Lizard's head flies across the room, and hits the portrait of Queklain, staining his pristine face a crimson shade.

Dark Japheth: Krist's turn. :P

Chromeus18: Krist swings his scythe, and follows through by bringing it to his other side, and charging to strike Ssendam!

Chromeus18: tumble to avoid AoO if necessary

Dark Japheth: Yep.

*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 3

Chromeus18: 6, nope

Chromeus18: i am A'd

Dark Japheth: DC is 15. So Krist gets tail'd.

*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 9

Chromeus18: AC is 22, i think he hits

Dark Japheth: Hit indeed.

*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 4 8-sided dice: 8 1 8 8

Dark Japheth: ............XD

Chromeus18: fucking uber

AndrewRogue: (O_O)

Dark Japheth: 35 damage.

Dark Japheth: In the FACE.

Chromeus18: that HURT

Sarcazmo47: Still standing?

Chromeus18: Krist CROAKS IN PAIN as he delivers his attack thusly!

*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 1

*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 100-sided die: 83

Chromeus18: and FAILES

AndrewRogue: ...no CoC?

Dark Japheth: Wait

Dark Japheth: You are right

Dark Japheth: CoC

Dark Japheth: ...roll that critical, bud.

Chromeus18: oh my

*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 2 4-sided dice: 3 3

Chromeus18: 16 x 4

Sarcazmo47: Don't you need a confirmation roll there, hoss?

Dark Japheth: He does, thats true.

*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 16

Dark Japheth: Roll 1d20 again to confirm the Curse yeah you hit

Chromeus18: +14 hits

Sarcazmo47: Oh, goodness.

Dark Japheth: ok.

AndrewRogue: I think its dead.

Chromeus18: so uh... 64 damage

Sarcazmo47: That'll do it.

Chromeus18: RAAAAAAAAGE

Dark Japheth: Krist is like a froggy ninja. He becomes as a whirlwind of bladed death, slicing, slashing. Pieces of flesh no thicker than a ribbon are strewn about him in a fifteen foot radius.

Sarcazmo47: Mmmm, tasty!

Dark Japheth: The torso is all that remains of the huge lizardfolk. And it gasps out a few words. "...You will... still... lose...'

Dark Japheth: And then it dies.

Chromeus18: Krist pants as he's finished, clutching his swollen, bruised, and lacerated wound.

Dark Japheth: If anything, its a puncture wound.

Sarcazmo47: Skocion holds up the skull, and the Zelda "You found a new item!" music plays.

Dark Japheth: When it dies... its body begins shrinking.... and the skull pops off. But I suppose Skocion takes the skull immediately.

Chromeus18: (well, whatever :P)

AndrewRogue: "Well. Frog finally scored a worthy kill for himself." *brushes a small bead of sweat from his brow*

Dark Japheth: It could be used as a wicked helmet. It'd be AWESOME. It has two fanged teeth, and its eyesockets seem empty, no matter what is actually behind them.

Sarcazmo47: Skocion hands it to Krist.

Chromeus18: Krist pants, regaining his composure. He finally seems to notice the destruction he's wrought, and smiles a bit as he's thrust with the skull.

Dark Japheth: (congrats, you downed two lizardfolk fighters, one advanced lizardfolk level 6 barbarian, and all without your healer.)

AndrewRogue: (And I shall thusly feel useless <_<)

Sarcazmo47: "Put this on for now. You should be able to terrify the rest of them into fleeing."

Chromeus18: Krist studies it, making sure it's fit his misshapen amphibian head :P

Dark Japheth: It melds to fit your head, actually.

Chromeus18: "I'll try.." Krist puts it on.

Dark Japheth: Once it does... your face turns stark white, your skin a seeming translucent green.

Sarcazmo47: Aaaaaaaand.....work demands I must call game.

Dark Japheth: His eyes seem to vanish behind the mask of the skull. And already, he seems larger, more imposing. Taller than he should be.

AndrewRogue: (;_; )

Sarcazmo47: Or at least, I must take my leave.

Sarcazmo47: You kids have fun terrifying the kobolds!

Dark Japheth: This is a good place to leave off.

Dark Japheth: ~-~-~END~-~-~

Sarcazmo47: Okay.

Dark Japheth: *waits for it*

AndrewRogue: Grr.

Sarcazmo47: OW

Sarcazmo47: 30 Str, dude.

Chromeus18: Krist wants to sculpt Ssendam's remains too

Sarcazmo47: Whoa.

Dark Japheth: Persistent Righteous Might cast each day, +1 levelup in stength, rage, a natural 18, and tomes.

Dark Japheth: Skocion, you picked a good ally.

AndrewRogue: I shall look at my HP and be happy that I was never hit.

Sarcazmo47: I did?

Sarcazmo47: Good at beating the shit out of me?

Dark Japheth: He was an incredible ally. He could have taken Queklains weak little elf body and crushed it with a single mighty chomp.

Dark Japheth: Thats the problem with the skull. It builds the ego.

Sarcazmo47: Ah.

Sarcazmo47: Silly ego.

AndrewRogue: Id > Ego

Sarcazmo47: Anyway.

Sarcazmo47: G'night!

Dark Japheth: *smiles when he notices that the party tank is wearing it*

Dark Japheth: WAIT

Dark Japheth: XP

Sarcazmo47: HAHAHAHAHA

Sarcazmo47: I win.

Dark Japheth: :P

Dark Japheth: Choke.

Dark Japheth: Anyway.

AndrewRogue: Whee.

Dark Japheth: How far away from you are levelling?

Chromeus18: *renames himself Abrams)

AndrewRogue: 900

Sarcazmo47: 1550

Chromeus18: 2950

Dark Japheth: Nice.

Dark Japheth: Hmm.

Dark Japheth: *thinks*

Sarcazmo47: Just send everyone to level 6.

Dark Japheth: *considers that in one more hit, any one of the party would have been dead*

Dark Japheth: 3000 XP.

Dark Japheth: :P

Sarcazmo47: Or that.

Chromeus18: whoo!

Sarcazmo47: Shall I inform Staci?

AndrewRogue: Hell... 1 hit would have done it for me <_<

*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 2 10-sided dice: 9 8

Chromeus18: my hp rolls rock

*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 2 10-sided dice: 2 3

Sarcazmo47: Mine don't.

AndrewRogue: Permission to take PrC levels cap'itain?

Dark Japheth: Inform the staci.

AndrewRogue: Or shall it be delayed?

Dark Japheth: And YES.

Dark Japheth: Take levels.

Dark Japheth: But you better read that damn book.

AndrewRogue: I have been.

Dark Japheth: GOOOD

Sarcazmo47: Permission to...uh....get a PrC, captain?

Dark Japheth: You got one.

Dark Japheth: Hell, I sent you TWO that could fit Skocion. Well, one fits him better than the other.

Sarcazmo47: Permission to, uh, meet the prereqs for my PrC, captain?

Dark Japheth: And Chrome

Chromeus18: yessir?

Sarcazmo47: *thinks of AND*

Dark Japheth: What're the prereqs? I thought it was Knowledge- Astrology 8

Dark Japheth: And DM approval

Dark Japheth: Which I figured you had when I sent you the class hoping you'd take it.

Sarcazmo47: That, and seeing the Pillar.

Dark Japheth: Chrome

Dark Japheth: I want.

Dark Japheth: You. To have my babies.

Dark Japheth: Or I can have yours.

Dark Japheth: Thats fucking pwn.

Dark Japheth: Thats the ESSENCE of pwn

Dark Japheth: Even the underwater swastica is just like it should be

Chromeus18: i guess you like the modification to the mountain range as well :P

Chromeus18: want me to change roads or rivers any?

AndrewRogue: Ooh. Sexy Chrome Map?

Dark Japheth: Only noe

Dark Japheth: one

Dark Japheth: The wizards palace has a road leading through the mountain pass to Aydindril

Dark Japheth: Whooops

Dark Japheth: to Tamerand

Chromeus18: alrighty

Chromeus18: sending map to everyone else now!

AndrewRogue: Hang on.

AndrewRogue: Have to rename file.

Chromeus18: me?

AndrewRogue: Now send it to me.

Dark Japheth: Name the old one "amaryllis- shitty gorth one.bmp"

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 2 8-sided dice: 8 5

AndrewRogue: Yay. Good HP.

Chromeus18: oh wait, can i roll to sculpt lizard king?

Dark Japheth: Sure

*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 16

Chromeus18: +11 with newly revised skill

Sarcazmo47: You sculpt that torso like nobody's buisness.

Chromeus18: I'll make a base for it, and sculpt the larger scraps too

AndrewRogue: HEH

Chromeus18: so does it turn out good?

Dark Japheth: It turns out ridiculously well.

Chromeus18: eeeeeeeexcellent, Smithers

AndrewRogue: Heh

AndrewRogue: Hmmm... Gorth needs to try harder to hurt me :p

Dark Japheth: ...If he had even thought about attacking you

Dark Japheth: You would have died like a little girl thrown down the stairs.

AndrewRogue: He did attack me :p

Dark Japheth: Who wants to bet money that Caradoc gets ditched after this mission? >.>

AndrewRogue: *raises hand*

Dark Japheth: He missed by ONE

Dark Japheth: ONE ONE ONE

AndrewRogue: But key point.

AndrewRogue: He missed.

AndrewRogue: You may have scared the crap outta me, but you missed :p

Dark Japheth: If he'd have hit

Dark Japheth: and you didn't DIE

Dark Japheth: I was going to call for a Balance check to see if you were knocked out of the air.

Dark Japheth: :P

AndrewRogue: Nonetheless, AIM proved it was not a total whore.

Chromeus18: hmmm.. which feat to choose?

AndrewRogue: Oh. I forgot. I need a feat.

Dark Japheth: Cleave.

AndrewRogue: Hrmm... which one is the question though.

Dark Japheth: Alright. Kirk, good night. Andrew, good night. Chrome, good night and I love you lots.

Dark Japheth has left the room.

AndrewRogue: Ack.

AndrewRogue: Gorth needs to die for leaving like that.

Chromeus18: g'nite