You have just entered room "DAoA Gimmick Fighting Game."
Sarcazmo47 has entered the room.
Chromeus18 has entered the room.
Sarcazmo47: You're actually a woman?
Chromeus18: i'za updating sites
AndrewRogue: OMG! YOU CAN HAVE MY BABIES NOW!
Dark Japheth: No
AndrewRogue: Aww.
Sarcazmo47: DO YOU WANT TO SEXORSIZE?
Dark Japheth: But....
Dark Japheth: No, I already had THAT chat today'
Dark Japheth: anyway
Adm H Sopko: A/S/L OMG
Dark Japheth: I'm leaving this friday
Adm H Sopko: For?
AndrewRogue: Being a bastard.
Chromeus18: being a sexual offender?
Dark Japheth: No no no.
Sarcazmo47: Being an angsty teen?
Chromeus18: s3xual pr3d4t0r
Dark Japheth: Good guess, no
Dark Japheth: But
Sarcazmo47: Being the King of Rock n Roll?
Dark Japheth: I wish
Dark Japheth: No, my older sisters wedding.
Chromeus18: just fuckin tel.. ok
Chromeus18: when do you get back?
Dark Japheth: The seventh of october
Dark Japheth: No games until like, the eighth
Chromeus18: if you don't say "Sunday, in time for Chrys", then I shoot your face with a piezooka
AndrewRogue: ... *counts*
AndrewRogue: That's not Sunday. That's like... the monday after next Monday.
Adm H Sopko: Thats like... two weeks
Chromeus18: *shoots gorth with the piezooka!*
Dark Japheth: Aww.
Dark Japheth: How sad
Sarcazmo47: Wasn't your sister's fiancee whining about her just days ago?
Sarcazmo47: Like, a lot?
Dark Japheth: Yeh
Dark Japheth: *laughs*
Dark Japheth: Who wants to take bets on length?
Sarcazmo47: Who wants to bet this ends in flaming disaster?
Dark Japheth: 2:1 odds that its less than six months
Sarcazmo47: I'll take that bet. It's be insane to break up in less than six months.
Dark Japheth: Aha
Dark Japheth: But they've lived together for the past two years
AndrewRogue: ...I'll take it.
Dark Japheth: Anyway
Chromeus18: i won't. gambling is a sin and it's wrong
Sarcazmo47: Okay, Alex.
Sarcazmo47: Okay, so here's a riddle for you all.
Adm H Sopko: 42
Sarcazmo47: What do I, and a bannana dousing in Kerosene, have in common?
Adm H Sopko: Man
Adm H Sopko: Hmm
Dark Japheth: I don't know. What?
Adm H Sopko: You're both flaming phallic objects?
Sarcazmo47: No idea. I was informed by a customer, a 90 year old woman, that I was acting like a bannana covered in kerosene.
AndrewRogue: ...
Dark Japheth: XD
Adm H Sopko: She was trying to hit on you
Adm H Sopko: Hit that shit, Kirky
Sarcazmo47: Dude, it was almost and out of body experience.
Sarcazmo47: I'm on the phone, helping this customer, and trying to do mail forwarding at the same time.
Sarcazmo47: And this woman says "Stop acting like a kerosened bannana!"
Sarcazmo47: And it took me a minute to realize that she had actually SAID that.
Sarcazmo47: I said, "Excuse me, ma'am?"
Sarcazmo47: She sighed, looked very frustrated, and explained loudly that I WAS ACTING LIKE A BANNANA THAT HAD BEEN DOUSED IN KEROSENE, YOU IDIOT!
Chromeus18: she wants your FLAMING BANANA
Chromeus18: someone escaped from the old folks home, it seems.
Sarcazmo47: And the weird part was that no one else raised a fucking eyebrow.
AndrewRogue: XD
AndrewRogue: Maybe its a common thing in your part of the country?
Sarcazmo47: No.
Sarcazmo47: No, I don't think so.
Sarcazmo47: Explain to me how that would become a common saying.
Sarcazmo47: No, really.
AndrewRogue: Um...
Sarcazmo47: Yeah, good luck with that.
AndrewRogue: Well... you see.
AndrewRogue: When God made kerosene.
AndrewRogue: *stabs Kirk in the face and runs*
Sarcazmo47: "If God intended you to walk on the grass, he wouldn't have created sidewalks!"
Sarcazmo47: </military school flashbacks>
Sarcazmo47: Right....so.
AndrewRogue: God didn't make sidewalks...
Sarcazmo47: SHUT UP, MAGGOT!
Chromeus18: SIDEWALKS ARE THE DEVIL!
AndrewRogue: YESSIR
AndrewRogue: In other news... I was humilitaed twice at different fighting games today ^_^
Dark Japheth: Yay
Chromeus18: argblatfoddlekeeksgratackularshub
Chromeus18: my eyes are dying
Adm H Sopko: Oh yes
Adm H Sopko: Hockey = Manly
Sarcazmo47: So, game!
AndrewRogue: Rawr.
Dark Japheth: Mhmm.
Dark Japheth: Who wants to recap?
AndrewRogue: Kirk!
Sarcazmo47: Not me, since you have to retcon anyway.
AndrewRogue: ...we have to retcon?
Dark Japheth: Yes
Dark Japheth: Because I got Castle Grym.wri
AndrewRogue: Ack. How far back are we retconning?
Dark Japheth: To when you all took search checks.
AndrewRogue: Oh wow.
Sarcazmo47: I think the stuff we did can be left alone.
Sarcazmo47: There's just...a lot more.
Dark Japheth: The place stores an absurdly large ballista and its ammunition. Its roughly 20 times the size of an ordinary one, and takes about thirty men to aim and fire.
Dark Japheth: Five men on both sides use poles to aim and steer it. Ten men must carry the ammunition and load it- the arrows are literally tree trunks with huge steel arrow tips on them.
Chromeus18: (or 15 Krists!)
Dark Japheth: And ten men actually give the manpower to make the thing fire.
AndrewRogue: (Well... we can kill things dead with that.)
Dark Japheth: The doors are Huge Mighty Doors (to enter the keep). They are effectively somewhat moveable walls.
Sarcazmo47: Like the black gate in LotoR?
Dark Japheth: On the left is a plainly marked place, marked by blood splashed across the hall coming from that entrance.
Dark Japheth: Yes.
Dark Japheth: To the left of the throne room is the Armory. Sadly, it had been long since raided by the time you get here. However, in searching it, you are able to find an empty soundproof room.
Dark Japheth: Directly across from it is where you are all staying- and I've already described it.
Sarcazmo47: A soundproof room for torture? Or a music practice room?
Dark Japheth: There are stairs headed in a different direction upstairs. The actual Throne Room, different from the other and more well hidden, is found in the staircases leading behind the throne.
Dark Japheth: Probably the first- you have no idea.
Dark Japheth: The second throne room has two trophy chambers- one to the east, one to the west.
Dark Japheth: The throne is flanked by two massive black dragons, maws open, and the throne is itself... well.
Dark Japheth: It is solid black metal, made sittable in by black cushions.
Dark Japheth: Golden spikes jut up and outward from the back and sides of the throne menacingly.
Dark Japheth: If someone is thrown against these spikes, they deal damage as though they were +5 keen armor spikes of wounding.
Dark Japheth: Beside the throne is the seat intended for the lady of the castle. It is a simply designed but elegant throne made of gold
Dark Japheth: and placed so that it is close to the other throne but in no danger from the spikes.
Chromeus18: (I want his scepter)
AndrewRogue: (Heh.)
Dark Japheth: (You haven't found that.)
Dark Japheth: The trophy rooms
Dark Japheth: Well. Who wants to know what kinds of skulls, heads, claws, and various other trophies are kept in the rooms?
Sarcazmo47: I do!
AndrewRogue: Sure. Its bound to be exciting ^_^
Dark Japheth: Open your monster manual.
Dark Japheth: If you have it, open the monster manual 2.
Dark Japheth: FLip pages.
Dark Japheth: There. :P
Sarcazmo47: HAH.
AndrewRogue: Cheater.
Dark Japheth: Nope.
AndrewRogue: <.<
Dark Japheth: *looks at Castle Grym.wri*
Dark Japheth: "For a comprehensive list of all the various beings slain by the Heolstroms... simply look in the Monster Manual."
Dark Japheth: I added Monster Manual 2.
Dark Japheth: >.>
Sarcazmo47: Continuing on.
Dark Japheth: Thats it. Unless you want to explore the dungeon.
Sarcazmo47: How do we know it's a dungeon?
Dark Japheth: Which sadly was not left behind in the little map (see description omg) given to you by Ssendam.
Dark Japheth: Because if you scraped away the bone and blood clots, it literally on the wall says "Dungeon of Unspeakable Horror"
Dark Japheth: The room with blood pouring from it, or maybe exploded from it.
Sarcazmo47: Well, that's lovely.
AndrewRogue: (See. That's what people should do. Label things.)
Dark Japheth: God, I wish I were kidding.
AndrewRogue: (I don't. Labels = Convenient)
Dark Japheth: But the Heolstroms when they ruled Amserhafan... they weren't nice people.
Dark Japheth: But they were fair.
Dark Japheth: If violent
Sarcazmo47: I thought they were supposed to be all things lawful and good?
Dark Japheth: Lawful Neutral, with strong Evil tendencies.
Dark Japheth: Exceedingly strong.
Chromeus18: (Evrain was the lawful good one)
Dark Japheth: But they were warriors.
Sarcazmo47: Well, that's exciting.
Dark Japheth: he was the ONLY one.
Dark Japheth: Does nobody remember Gifre? :P
Chromeus18: Gifre was dragon'd
Chromeus18: black dragon'd
Dark Japheth: Yes.
Dark Japheth: He was.
Dark Japheth: Eaten by Aldur.
Dark Japheth: Which pissed off Evrain- "I wanted to kill him."
AndrewRogue: Heh
Dark Japheth: It was when Cthulhuspeak was used for the first time.
Dark Japheth: But thats a story for another day.
Sarcazmo47: Quite so!
Dark Japheth: Do you light torches and head into the Dungeon of unspeakable horror?
Sarcazmo47: You know what?
Sarcazmo47: I think we leave that particular door closed.
AndrewRogue: (Yeah. That's how horror movies start.)
Sarcazmo47: Yep.
Sarcazmo47: Krist hog-ties some kobolds!
Dark Japheth: Ok.
Dark Japheth: You are able to find...
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
Dark Japheth: Two kobolds in total that are willing to talk to you
Sarcazmo47: He already found 33 of them....
Dark Japheth: Right
Dark Japheth: Forgot.
Dark Japheth: See you suck at recapping.
Dark Japheth: Ok. You hogtie some Kobolds.
Chromeus18: only hogtied the ones who stepped out of line :P
Sarcazmo47: They dig a hole.
Sarcazmo47: ....do you really think any of them will step out of line around Krist?
Sarcazmo47: Do you think any of them will BREATHE around Krist?
AndrewRogue: I hope.
Dark Japheth: They won't even BEGIN to.
AndrewRogue: Because we'll need more if they don't.
Dark Japheth: Where are you digging?
Sarcazmo47: Up. Well, diagonally, anyway.
AndrewRogue: To the surface in Rivas Kul.
Dark Japheth: Ok.
Dark Japheth: Thats fairly easy enough- fast forward until when its done?
Sarcazmo47: Yep.
Sarcazmo47: Foomp.
Chromeus18: zip
AndrewRogue: Fzzz
Sarcazmo47: While that happens, actually, Skocion wants to talk to Krist!
Chromeus18: ok, i'm sick and tired of editing logs. i'm tossing it all up there now
Chromeus18: Krist is available for talking
Sarcazmo47: At dinner one night, Skocion is reading while he eats.
Sarcazmo47: And, in the process of turning a page, says, "Krist....why did you agree to work for me?"
Chromeus18: "Why do you ask that all of a sudden?"
Sarcazmo47: "Please, humor me. I'm curious. And as you've said, I think things have progressed a bit further than an employer employee relationship."
AndrewRogue: (*snickers immaturely*)
Sarcazmo47: Tee hee!
Dark Japheth: (...the weather changes... Krist grows breasts)
Sarcazmo47: (The weather underground?)
Chromeus18: "Well, I can't deny the money is exceedingly good. Other than this, there isn't much else for me to do..."
Chromeus18: (nooo!)
Adm H Sopko: (And Skocion suddenly becomes uninterested(
Sarcazmo47: Skocion raises an eyebrow, although he doesn't look up from his book.
Sarcazmo47: "What of your brother's vengeance?"
AndrewRogue: (...how is he reading <_<)
Sarcazmo47: Good question!
Sarcazmo47: Have you asked him?
Dark Japheth: (You should ask him that sometime.)
Chromeus18: "That is a concern, but I won't ask you to take us off course for my personal matters."
AndrewRogue: (Or is this the book written in blood?)
Sarcazmo47: "On the contrary, I have a vested interest in it. But that's tangental. Why did you agree to work for me? Why do you need money?"
Chromeus18: "Everyone needs money. The sooner I could support myself, the sooner I could begin hunting down the rogues who took him from me.. Of course, things change."
Sarcazmo47: "And how have they changed?"
Chromeus18: "I've found employment with you."
Dark Japheth: (yaoi)
Sarcazmo47: "Yes, but to what end? I pay you. Quite well, at that. But I never see you spend the money I give you. You do not shirk from any task, even ones others would find distasteful. What is it you want, Krist?"
Adm H Sopko: (Do you want to become one with me, Ikari?)
Sarcazmo47: Skocion produces an inkwell and pen, and starts to write in the book.
Dark Japheth: Spot check
Sarcazmo47: For who?
Chromeus18: "I save it. And if you'd rather I shied away from danger, you'd have no reason to pay me, now would you?"
Dark Japheth: For Krist
Sarcazmo47: "You're misunderstanding my point. I have no issue with what you do with your wages - they're yours. The reason I ask....is....well. My path is about to go to places no man can be forced to tread.
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
Sarcazmo47: Soon I will no longer be able to pay you to walk beside me...I will only be able to ask you."
Chromeus18: +7 i think
Dark Japheth: He's writing with blood.
Chromeus18: (i'm about to be hired as a concubine)
Chromeus18: "What is your path?"
Sarcazmo47: Skocion writes for a few moments.
Sarcazmo47: "What do you know of the Shadowlands, Krist?" He uses the Nagukorian name.
Dark Japheth: Onitake
Sarcazmo47: That's the one.
Chromeus18: Krist blinks. "That...."
Chromeus18: "It's where...."
Chromeus18: "Supposedly where the hells themselves breach the world."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion switches to Nagukorian. "It is where the demons of your past haunt you."
Chromeus18: Krist says nothing, only blinks.
Sarcazmo47: "My dilemma is thus. My past haunts me...but it also hides from me. Do you know who I am? I am a puppet."
Sarcazmo47: He grins humorlessly and hangs his arms and head as if they were suspended from strings.
Sarcazmo47: "A puppet of a man that killed himself to bring me to life. Just like a real boy."
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
Sarcazmo47: Are you eavesdropping, boyo?
Dark Japheth: No.
Chromeus18: (Landus fucked something up :P)
AndrewRogue: (<.<)
Dark Japheth: Card games
Dark Japheth: and chutes and ladders
AndrewRogue: I hate that game.
AndrewRogue: I never won.
Adm H Sopko: Sacrelige
Adm H Sopko: Burn the heretic!
Chromeus18: Krist responds likewise "So, that is the road you intend to seek."
Chromeus18: "And you'll find this man in Onitake?"
Sarcazmo47: "That man is dead. I told you. He killed himself to become the man you see before you."
Chromeus18: (i'd so use a Lovecraft quote right now...)
Sarcazmo47: "Only the little puppet, the real boy, still has strings. Always pulling, always talking, never resting."
Chromeus18: "Then you intend to find more answers?"
Sarcazmo47: "Everyone wants to pull the strings, and the puppet doesn't know why. He doesn't know who he is, or why he is, or who it is that pulls the strings. He cannot cut them, because he cannot find them."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion snaps his fingers. "Yes, answers."
Sarcazmo47: "But, you see, the man that made the puppet, the master crafter - he doesn't want the puppet to have the answers. He didn't make the puppet to handle answers."
Sarcazmo47: "So what if finding the strings tangles them? What if the puppet breaks?"
Chromeus18: "So you're afraid then..?"
Sarcazmo47: "Afraid? Yes. I am very afraid. Because once I was a master, and then I was a maker, and now I am the puppet. What will become of me next?"
Sarcazmo47: He sighs.
Sarcazmo47: "I want to seek out your enemies, Krist. Seek them out and destroy them. Because I need your help in finding my enemies."
Chromeus18: (i must go relieve myself. i'll brb)
tortgurt has entered the room.
Chromeus18: "I see... your plight is heard, and I shall consider it."
Dark Japheth: (Tort. I recognize you. You were once in AND)
Dark Japheth: (You are accepted. Feel free to watch.)
tortgurt: (thanks)
Chromeus18: (and... nature waits for me in the bathroom. brb)
Sarcazmo47: "Consider well, but not too long. Puppets aren't made to last."
Sarcazmo47: Aaaaaaaaaaand...CHROME APPEAR!
Dark Japheth: *casts summon chrome IX*
Chromeus18: back
Sarcazmo47: Good.
Chromeus18: (sorry)
Sarcazmo47: (Bastard! I kill you!)
Sarcazmo47: (NO ONE TAKES A SHIT ON MY WATCH!)
Chromeus18: (i kicked my colon so you don't have to!)
Chromeus18: "I do have one requirement."
Sarcazmo47: "What, Koa-Toa? What part shall the puppet play for you?"
Chromeus18: "It unnerves me to know so little about our actions. I require to know exactly what we're doing, and what we intend to achieve. It is in both our best interests, since I am of much less use as a silhouetted weapon man."
Chromeus18: "Starting now. Agreed?"
Sarcazmo47: "Nothing too strenuous, I hope. You know, if you use one repeatedly, the paint starts to come right off." He takes out a dagger and wipes it down his arm, shearing off a ribbon of flesh.
Sarcazmo47: He grins as he does it. "See?"
Chromeus18: "My request isn't too much to ask."
Sarcazmo47: He sheathes the dagger, apparently unaware of the fact he's bleeding all over the freaking place.
Chromeus18: "Just that, and I'll keep the scrapers away from the puppet's paint."
Chromeus18: (today, on "As the Simile Turns.")
AndrewRogue: (*throws a hyperbole in*)
Sarcazmo47: "Just that? But you see, Krist, that's just the thing. I don't know what I mean to do, except to follow a trail. And I don't know who laid it down for me to follow. But I mean to go into the onitake."
Sarcazmo47: "Into the very hells if I must."
Sarcazmo47: "I mean to see the nightmares I had as a boy - the ones I no longer remember."
Chromeus18: "Then my boon is met. Just don't keep me in the dark intentionally, or I may get lost and wander off."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion laughs. "I live in the dark, Krist."
Sarcazmo47: Oooo, double entendre!
Chromeus18: Krist simply blinks. "Then we'll share a candle, so to say."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion laughs, nods again, dips his quill in his own pooling blood, and keeps writing.
Chromeus18: Krist reverts to normal tongue. "So.. what are you writing?"
Dark Japheth: (...so much Yaoi)
Sarcazmo47: "My journal."
Chromeus18: (I should be shot)
AndrewRogue: (*looks at Cat-Girl Yuri to ease his mind*)
Sarcazmo47: Skocion can't help it. He's too bishy not to yaoi.
Chromeus18: Krist doesn't pry further, he just continues eating.
Sarcazmo47: Next up!
Sarcazmo47: LANDUS!
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 8
AndrewRogue: You failed your eating check!
Dark Japheth: Krists long tongue...
Dark Japheth: FLickers
Dark Japheth: and begins licking up the blood
AndrewRogue: (O_O)
Sarcazmo47: Duuuuuuuude.
Sarcazmo47: Chrome, you and vampirism.
Sarcazmo47: Just can't say away, can you.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion watches this with absolute sick fascination.
Chromeus18: If you could see Krist's eyes behind the mask, they'd be ferally gazing at the blood.
Chromeus18: He takes a few tastes, then withdraws.
Adm H Sopko has left the room.
Sarcazmo47: "Does it suit your palette?"
Chromeus18: Krist snaps to attention. "Did I just do what I think I did?"
Sarcazmo47: "That depends on if you think you just drank my blood."
Chromeus18: "...Something just.. came over me."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion almost laughs. "Indeed. So. Was it to your palette? I've been told my blood is something of a delicacy. Rather rare."
Chromeus18: Krist attempts to remove the skull helmet.
OneDeadlyBum has entered the room.
Dark Japheth: (We have... another spectator!)
Sarcazmo47: wtf mate?
Chromeus18: (it's spectator week at D&D!)
AndrewRogue: (What is it with those tonight.)
Dark Japheth: (I don't know, they keep multiplying)
AndrewRogue: (*executes one*)
Sarcazmo47: Buddy, you just missed some frog/bishonen yaoi.
AndrewRogue: (XD)
Chromeus18: the metaphorical kind, of course.
Dark Japheth: (Anyway.)
Dark Japheth: (Stupid gamers, pissin' me off)
Sarcazmo47: Does the helmet come off?
Dark Japheth: He can keep attempting all he wants.
Dark Japheth: Strength check.
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 9
Chromeus18: 16
Chromeus18: i think
Sarcazmo47: Hot damn.
Chromeus18: i stop just short of removing my whole head.
Dark Japheth: You pull it off.
Dark Japheth: But.. Gods
Dark Japheth: It hurts a lot
Dark Japheth: Noise seems louder outside of it.
Dark Japheth: You feel weaker.
Dark Japheth: Its like... argh. Skocion's breathing
Dark Japheth: It hurts your little froggy earts.
Dark Japheth: ears.
Dark Japheth: (You need a sound dampening unit or the droid will go nuts and attack you)
Chromeus18: "Urgh.."
Sarcazmo47: "What?"
Sarcazmo47: (Sonic damage!)
Dark Japheth: You hear that as "WHAT"
Chromeus18: "This helmet.. is.. OW!"
Chromeus18: "No need to yell!"
Sarcazmo47: Skocion blinks. "....what?"
Sarcazmo47: He sure doesn't LOOK like he's yelling.
Chromeus18: "This helmet dampened my hearing.. I think.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion whispers. "Were you having trouble hearing with it on?"
Chromeus18: "It didn't seem so.."
Sarcazmo47: "Then why take it off?"
Sarcazmo47: "I doubt Landus will lower his voice for you."
Chromeus18: Krist blinks. "Because I just drank your blood under it's influence."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion snorts. "I have plenty."
Chromeus18: "That is a habit I don't wish to indulge though."
Sarcazmo47: "Besides that, I think you attribute too much to a helmet."
Chromeus18: "No.. I know it did it."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion shakes his head. "Well, maybe so."
Chromeus18: "I could feel it using me."
Sarcazmo47: ".....Krist, it's very important to me that these things don't fall into the hands of anyone else."
Sarcazmo47: "Do you think you could keep it for a while, at least?"
Chromeus18: "I can hold onto it. I don't think I'll be wearing it anymore though. Not exactly my style, anyways."
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 2
Sarcazmo47: Skocion blinks. "Do you mind if I take a look at it for a moment?"
Chromeus18: (and i promise i'll be done uploading soon >_>)
Chromeus18: Krist hands it over. "Be my guest."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion doesn't so much look at it as run his hands over it slowly, and hold so the empty eyes are staring directly at him.
Chromeus18: INTIMIDATION
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 7
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 19
Sarcazmo47: Skocion holds it....stares directly at it....and says, in a forceful tone, "Speak."
AndrewRogue: (... Skoc = Dor?)
Sarcazmo47: (....No, Skocion is not a door.)
Dark Japheth: Yorick speaks. Or rather.
Dark Japheth: It screams.
Dark Japheth: The skull SCREAMS
AndrewRogue: (O_o)
Dark Japheth: "WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWH YWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYW HYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY"
Dark Japheth: WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWH YWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYW HYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY WHYWHY
Dark Japheth: "ITSHOULDNOTHAVEHAPPENEDTHATWAYI WILLCONSUME"
Dark Japheth: "WHYWHYWHY"
Dark Japheth: "CONSUME"
Dark Japheth: It calms down.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion endures the blast.
Sarcazmo47: Then, "Do you know me?"
Dark Japheth: It chatters. "ONCE."
Dark Japheth: "YOUBONDEDWITHME."
Dark Japheth: "RETURNMETOTHEFROG."
Sarcazmo47: "The frog does not wish to be reunited with you."
Sarcazmo47: "However."
Dark Japheth: "SO."
Sarcazmo47: "I will bond with you again, if you agree to answer my questions."
Dark Japheth: "IDONOTSEEKYOU."
Dark Japheth: "ICRAVENEW."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion's eyes narrow. "You do not have a choice. You are dead."
Dark Japheth: "NEWHOSTSNEWBRAINSNEWEMOTIONSN EWDESIRES."
Dark Japheth: "THENWHYANSWERGIX?"
Dark Japheth: It chatters.
Chromeus18: (haha, Yorick)
Sarcazmo47: "Because in Gix, you are not dead."
Dark Japheth: (THANK GOD SOMEONE FUCKING GOT THAT)
AndrewRogue: (I did. Hamlet.)
Dark Japheth: (I SWEAR TO GOD I WAS GOING TO STAB YOU ILLITERATE FUCKMONKEYS)
Sarcazmo47: What, you think no one got it?
Sarcazmo47: Dude.
Dark Japheth: (revised- THANK GOD SOMEONE GOT THAT AND POINTED IT OUT)
Dark Japheth: "BUTIAMDEAD."
AndrewRogue: (Alas, poor Yorick.)
Dark Japheth: "IAMDEADSODEADSOCOLDSOALONEISEE KANDCRAVENEWBRAIN."
Dark Japheth: I knew him well.
Sarcazmo47: ".....the frog does not wish to be bonded with you. Unless..."
Sarcazmo47: "Unless you cease the torment, and answer the questions of Gix."
Dark Japheth: "VERYWELLASKYOUHAVETWOQUESTION S."
Sarcazmo47: "What did Gix want Gix to do when he found you again?"
Dark Japheth: "CONTINUETHEGATHERINGOFTHEPIECES. "
Dark Japheth: "FORWITHOUTPOWERONECANNOTATTAIN PERFECTION"
Sarcazmo47: Skocion thinks.
Sarcazmo47: ".....where is Gix's true father?"
Dark Japheth: It stops chattering, and smiles for a moment.
Dark Japheth: And
Dark Japheth: DREAM SEQUENCE UNIVERSAL STYLE
tortgurt has left the room.
Sarcazmo47: HOLY CRAP!
AndrewRogue: (Whoah.)
Dark Japheth: You see Scratch. He is a smiling man, sitting in his room, chatting idly, and playing chess.
AndrewRogue: (BRB. The excitement necessitates bathroom lest I wet myself.)
Sarcazmo47: Playing chess with himself?
Dark Japheth: He smiles at his guest. "Now. Why are you here, Adrian?"
Dark Japheth: Adrian moves his pawn forward. "You know... Tiyrael would remove me from his service if he knew I spoke with you. I disagree with your plans, old man."
Dark Japheth: Scratch laughs. "You can't stop them. Even God has tried. He failed."
Dark Japheth: "He had the opportunity to let me fail. Why let me get this far?"
Dark Japheth: Adrian smiles. "The mind of the infinite is impossible for one, even such as you, to comprehend. At all."
Dark Japheth: Scratch frowns. "Ask your question. I am bound to answer one, but I am not bound to come here and be subject to a mortals witticisms."
Dark Japheth: "I am beyond that.
Dark Japheth: Adrian- "My child."
Dark Japheth: At this, scratch knocks aside the chess board- why, when he was clearly winning?- and laughs. "What about him?"
Dark Japheth: Adrian- "He?"
Dark Japheth: Scratch- "Yes, he. A son."
Dark Japheth: Adrian- "Then my legacy will not end. Father would be proud."
Sarcazmo47: ((A....sister. So, you have a twin sister!))
Dark Japheth: Scratch- "If his fucking friends hadn't murdered me, I'd be proud of you, too!"
AndrewRogue: (XD)
Dark Japheth: "You fucked some random bar wench and knocked her up. If you only knew what the fuck you were doing, I'd be proud!"
Dark Japheth: Adrian- "What?"
Dark Japheth: Scratch- "Well, you see. DO you even KNOW anything about this girl?"
Dark Japheth: Adrian- "...I know her name. Lilu Xandir."
Dark Japheth: Scratch- "Your father would be MOST disappointed."
OneDeadlyBum has left the room.
Dark Japheth: "Most fucking disappointed. Where is your chivalry? Your HONOR? Your strength?"
Dark Japheth: "They all melted away when you met some mediocre looking babe at the bar?"
Dark Japheth: Adrian- "Fuck you."
Dark Japheth: Scratch- "If you really want to know."
Dark Japheth: "He will be born shortly. But I do warn you thus. Your father will kill you when he discovers you have stained a name he fought so honorably to keep blood off of."
Dark Japheth: "You bred with a girl from Nagukor... and she happened to be spirit folk! You are so fucking stupid."
Dark Japheth: Adrian stammers. "My father loved me."
Dark Japheth: Scratch- "And he always will. Do you know he once almost singlehandededly destroyed your whole fucking country?"
Dark Japheth: Adrian- "I know my fathers tale. Who does not? His name is sung by the bards, and will be remembered forever."
Dark Japheth: Scratch- "If his bastard grandchild doesn't screw it all up."
Dark Japheth: Adrian- "...I will give him to the innkeeper when he is born, then."
Dark Japheth: Scratch- "...To Atrox? Why? Are you stupid? He's got maybe twenty years left in life."
Dark Japheth: "Before someone who is pissed off at him will kill him. Or he'll choke on a sandwitch."
Dark Japheth: Adrian- "He may be fat, but his heart is virtuous and pure. He works so hard for his family."
Chromeus18: hmm..
Dark Japheth: Scratch laughs. "You are so naive. Even your mother can see what future Atrox holds."
Dark Japheth: Adrian- "You are a cruel old man, Baalzephon."
Dark Japheth: Scratch- "Yes, I really am."
Dark Japheth: Adrian- "..I hope you one day discover your conscience. May it forever burn you." He stands up, and silently hugs scratch.
Dark Japheth: And then he vanishes.
Dark Japheth: And Scratch sits down. And smashes his table, and all the clocks in the room.
Sarcazmo47: While seated?
Dark Japheth: And softly haunting music begins to play. Enya's song, Return to Innocence, is it. It echoes from one of the broken clocks.
Dark Japheth: No, he stands to do most of it.
Dark Japheth: When the music plays, he stops... and looks at his hands.
Dark Japheth: ANd sits down, abruptly... and he cries.
Dark Japheth: Fade to black.
Dark Japheth: The Skull sits there, unmoving. Did it move?
AndrewRogue: (*ovation*)
Sarcazmo47: Did everyone get that one, or just Skocion?
Dark Japheth: Everyone.
Sarcazmo47: Hokay.
Dark Japheth: Everyone in the keep, anyway.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion is Shaken.
Sarcazmo47: -2 to attacks and skill checks.
AndrewRogue: (-2 to checks boy... beat me)
Sarcazmo47: But he does have the presence of mind to say, "Cease the torment, and do not speak."
Sarcazmo47: And then he hands it back to Krist. "It will not trouble you now."
Dark Japheth: I think we should end session, or at least take a ten minute break- I must go in 40 minutes
Dark Japheth: But this practically BEGS for discussion.
Dark Japheth: :P
Chromeus18: Krist simply blinks, and retains his wide-eyed stare at the thing.
Sarcazmo47: "What?"
AndrewRogue: (I'm for... whatever.)
Sarcazmo47: I'm ready to fucking game all night long!
Dark Japheth: Alrighty then
Dark Japheth: We'll go for it!
Sarcazmo47: I am freaking pumped!
Chromeus18: "What... happened?"
Sarcazmo47: Skocion laughs weakly. "It answered my question. Well, not really. But it answered a question. Who is Gix's father."
Chromeus18: "So this.. Adrian?"
Dark Japheth: Oh
Dark Japheth: Before I do ANYTHING ELSE
Dark Japheth: Spot checks for dream sequence
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 18
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 10
Sarcazmo47: 19!
Chromeus18: 17
Chromeus18: a blind man CAN'T SPOT
Sarcazmo47: He can in dreams!
Chromeus18: hawhaw!
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 8
Dark Japheth: The man had a coat of arms bearing a black dragon wrapped around a golden greatsword, pointed down, held by a gauntleted bloody fist.
Sarcazmo47: Knowedge Nobility!
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 18
Sarcazmo47: BLAM
Dark Japheth: Virtus, Veneratio, Potentia, Iniquus are inscribed about the coat of arms.
Dark Japheth: Knowledge hIstory for KrIsT
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 13
Chromeus18: +8 i believe
Chromeus18: (and finally, all the logs are up and linked
Chromeus18: except last nights, cuz i'm sick of this)
AndrewRogue: (Heh.)
Sarcazmo47: Hokay.
Sarcazmo47: The next time you see Skocion....
Dark Japheth: Now, Kirk
Sarcazmo47: Now?
Dark Japheth: Do you realize exactly why Scratch said "Don't call me grandpa"?
Chromeus18: (i'll do the character pages tomorrow)
AndrewRogue: (I'll have character-ish stuff for you this week Chrome.)
AndrewRogue: (<.<)
Sarcazmo47: His vest is open, and across his chest - in fact, emblazoned across his entire shirt - is a large, crosslike golden ankh, rightside up and golden and shiny. Behind it, cut in half the way a bastard's coat of arms
Sarcazmo47: should be by the upper part of the ankh, is dear Adrian's coat of arms.
Sarcazmo47: The golden Greatsword is substituted by the ankh.
Dark Japheth: ...Interesting.
AndrewRogue: (Fancy.)
Sarcazmo47: Including the four words.
Sarcazmo47: However, instead of two on each side.
Dark Japheth: Virtus, Veneratio, Potentia, Iniquus.
Sarcazmo47: Three are on one side.
Dark Japheth: Anyone who speaks Draconic.
Sarcazmo47: And one is written about three times as large on the other side.
Sarcazmo47: That'd be the last one.
Dark Japheth: ....Awww.
AndrewRogue: (Curse my useless languages!)
AndrewRogue: (:p)
Dark Japheth: Ogram is EXCEEDINGLY useful
Dark Japheth: You just haven't had an opportunity to use it yet.
AndrewRogue: (I was kidding :p)
Chromeus18: (I'll just look it up in latin :P)
Dark Japheth: (Courage, Honor, Might, and Tragedy)
Dark Japheth: (or Unfairness.)
Sarcazmo47: Or Injustice.
AndrewRogue: (XXXD)
Dark Japheth: Yeah.
AndrewRogue: (Skocion is now Hamlet.)
Dark Japheth: (Not until his uncle kills his father and marries his mother.)
Chromeus18: So Skocion is running around shirtless now?
Sarcazmo47: No no, that's on his shirt.
Chromeus18: wait no, i misread
Chromeus18: bout to say, that's extra strength yaoi right there
Sarcazmo47: No, he does not give himself a full-body tattoo.
AndrewRogue: XD
Dark Japheth: That'd be nifty.
Sarcazmo47: It would if he had any skill at it.
Sarcazmo47: *hires an Orog to give him a tattoo*
AndrewRogue: WHOAMG Crossover.
Dark Japheth: Heh
Sarcazmo47: Anyway.
Sarcazmo47: OOC vote.
AndrewRogue: Anway... were we continuing? Or is this allowance for me to go play Shadowhearts?
Sarcazmo47: Krist's Revenge, or Skocion Wandering Cluelessly?
AndrewRogue: Vengence.
Sarcazmo47: That'd be my vote.
Dark Japheth: VENGEANCE
AndrewRogue: I'm tired of body parts and weird shit. Let's go kick some ass.
AndrewRogue: No poison or shit. I want an old fashioned ass whupping.
AndrewRogue: <.<
Sarcazmo47: You really think there will be less wierd shit involved?
AndrewRogue: I can hope.
Chromeus18: VEEEEEENGEANce
Sarcazmo47: So.
Sarcazmo47: The tunnel breaches the surface of Rivas Kul.
Chromeus18: (did we ever find out IC that this is Castle Grym?)
Sarcazmo47: It was covered in the same coat of arms that Adrian there had.
Dark Japheth: SO likely yes.
Chromeus18: Krist turns to Skocion as they leave. "This place must hold much significance for you. Will you be returning here in the future?"
Sarcazmo47: "I suspect we all will."
AndrewRogue: "That sucks." *kicks up into the air for an insanely brief flight* "I was not meant to be stuck underground, that much I know."
Sarcazmo47: "But I'm no prophet. Come. I think it's time we saw to your brother's peace."
Chromeus18: "You should have it fitted for a pool then."
Chromeus18: and, Krist REDONS THE HELMET, since Skocion owned the spirit.
AndrewRogue: (Skocion: 1 Yorick: 0)
Dark Japheth: PWNED
Dark Japheth: No more eating blood
Dark Japheth: Unless you want to
Dark Japheth: It'd make the helmet VERY happy.
Chromeus18: (I wouldn't mind an insatiable urge for the Colonel's Fried Harpy)
AndrewRogue: (Frog legs are a Pescobnet delicacy I'll have you know.)
AndrewRogue: (...you know, all these eating references just makes the Yaoi worse.)
Chromeus18: http://patburch.jinxonline.com/Chrysalis/inde x.html so that everyone can go read logs if they wish, all IM logs are included besides session 23
Sarcazmo47: They sure do.
Sarcazmo47: Anyhoo.
Sarcazmo47: Krist!
Sarcazmo47: Lead us to VENGEANCE!
Sarcazmo47: And ASSKICKING!
Chromeus18: Krist takes the party to Rivas Kul!
AndrewRogue: "So how're we going to do this Frog? I assume you had some ideas on how to locate these folks?"
Dark Japheth: Here, I suggest we end
Dark Japheth: For the sake of my job
Sarcazmo47: Yeah...sadly.
Chromeus18: "Before we enter town, I must tell you.. We'll have to track these murderers down."
AndrewRogue: You hurt me here Gorth.
Chromeus18: "I know not where they are. A bit of digging might help though."
AndrewRogue: "A bit of digging, followed by some old fashioned ass-beating. Eh heh... I'm good with this."
Chromeus18: "There will be no survivors."
Dark Japheth: (500 XP for roleplaying here.)
Chromeus18: whoo!
AndrewRogue: (Even moi? <.<)
Dark Japheth: Especially YOU
Sarcazmo47: "What are we digging for?"
Chromeus18: "Those responsible. We'll have to find out where they reside now."
Chromeus18: "A bit of local questioning should do the trick."
Chromeus18: (Gorth, you can end any moment you like :P)
Chromeus18: (details are next session.)
AndrewRogue: (Technically he did. We're just being rebels.)
Chromeus18: (and I won't be here tomorrow night)
AndrewRogue: (ACK)
AndrewRogue: (Conveniently I'm running <_<)
Dark Japheth: (I won't end until y'all are done.)
Dark Japheth: (I am leaving shortly but you can keep talking IC)
AndrewRogue: (Ohhhhh really.)
Dark Japheth: (:P)
Dark Japheth: (YEAH REALLY)
Chromeus18: (well.. i might. who knows?)
Sarcazmo47: I get the impression Chrome has no details yet.
Chromeus18: i have none :P
Sarcazmo47: That kinda kills it.
AndrewRogue: This conversation is going nowhere.
Sarcazmo47: Man, if there are any paladins, I've got it covered.
Chromeus18: (next session I'll be ready)
AndrewRogue: Yay!
Chromeus18: and now... i have a question
Dark Japheth: Shoot
AndrewRogue: *snipes Gorth*
Chromeus18: after Krist takes 4 levels of Fighter, i'm debating on multiclassing. I was planning to throw a few levels into Barb, cuz it's gonna be grisly when we find his murderers.
Chromeus18: but Krist has 18 int, and we have no arcane casters. so wizard would be an easy change.
Chromeus18: so.. ideas?
Dark Japheth: DBM wants to play a wizard.
Dark Japheth: He's a diviner.
Dark Japheth: With ungodly high divine DC
Dark Japheth: which is fucking WEIRD
Sarcazmo47: But........DBM is never on.
Dark Japheth: He went out of his way to make a useful "I know everything" character
Chromeus18: and when is he joining?
Dark Japheth: As soon as he's online and with the rest of y'all.
Dark Japheth: :P
AndrewRogue: Heh
Chromeus18: so regardless... what do you guys think? heavier bruiser, or medium-weight bruiser with spells?
Sarcazmo47: Hmmm.
Sarcazmo47: That's....actually a damn good question.
Sarcazmo47: That would be an awsome combo.
Chromeus18: and i could also take barb and wiz levels, with rage helping out a lot for lost fighting ability with wiz
AndrewRogue: Hmmm... that's a good question.
Sarcazmo47: In think....I think Wizard levels would be awsome if you can find a good blender PrC.
Chromeus18: but the question is for the near future :P
Dark Japheth: You could go wizard, and then go to that one PrC that gives full BAB and spell progression
AndrewRogue: Eldritch Knight <.<
Chromeus18: what PrC is that?
Sarcazmo47: Eldritch Knight has crap for everything else, though.
Dark Japheth: So?
Sarcazmo47: ...true.
Sarcazmo47: And a practiced spellcaster feat would make you pretty badass.
Sarcazmo47: I say go for it.
Sarcazmo47: It would be pretty cool.
Chromeus18: zing!
Chromeus18: it'd help out the atrocious will saves too.
Sarcazmo47: It's not like you aren't a monster of a fighter already.
Chromeus18: and running around swinging a scythe gets tedious :P
Sarcazmo47: Indeed.
Dark Japheth: Well.
Dark Japheth: Frankly.
Dark Japheth: My opinion on the matter
Dark Japheth: It need not be boring.
Sarcazmo47: Be a specialist wizard.
Dark Japheth: I'm working on a Master of the Scythe PrC.
Sarcazmo47: Be an Evoker!
Chromeus18: oh my
Dark Japheth: Which would be nifty and get more scythe stuff.
Sarcazmo47: Scythe'd!
Dark Japheth: But again. Wizard/Evoker would work.
Chromeus18: i'll have to see that PrC before i choose :P
Sarcazmo47: Well, why don't you hold off until you see the PrC...
Sarcazmo47: Yeah, that.
Chromeus18: a level of barb would be awesome too, but then the multiclass penalties come in.
Sarcazmo47: What's your favored class?
Chromeus18: gorth?
Chromeus18: this isn't a typical KT
Dark Japheth: I know.
Dark Japheth: Which has Monk or Cleric.
Dark Japheth: So.
Dark Japheth: Chromey.
Dark Japheth: I suggest Fighter, Monk, or Cleric.
Dark Japheth: In fact, I recommend cleric more than wizard
Dark Japheth: cuz you get armor.
Sarcazmo47: Crap wisdom.
Chromeus18: Fighter!
Chromeus18: my wis is 9
Chromeus18: a cleric who can't cast is a useless cleric
Dark Japheth: ...Good point
AndrewRogue: Heh
Chromeus18: and cha is 9 too, so turning would be shit.
Sarcazmo47: Unless you become a cleric of Thoth!
Dark Japheth: Which uses a MADNESS SCORE
Dark Japheth: MWAHAHA
Chromeus18: Krist is very unlikely to go mad :P
Dark Japheth: Right.
AndrewRogue: Of course.
AndrewRogue: Drinking blood and listening to skulls is normal.
Dark Japheth: You could always be a paladin.
AndrewRogue: <.<
AndrewRogue: !!!
AndrewRogue: Good idea!
Sarcazmo47: Yeah!
Chromeus18: that'd requiring dipping into evil :P
Chromeus18: and wouldn't help much, with 9 cha
Chromeus18: the evil thing is no big deal right now, but the lack of cha is.
Dark Japheth: Yes;
Dark Japheth: Yes that is
Chromeus18: monk gets wis bonuses.. sorc gets cha bonuses..
Dark Japheth: You sound like you need levels in Weapon Master.
Sarcazmo47: HAHAHAHAHA
Dark Japheth: Or in the Crimson Disciples.
Chromeus18: I don't. :P
Sarcazmo47: Gorth, he needs the Warrior Historian class.
Sarcazmo47: SCREAMING PROPHECY OF LAN!
Sarcazmo47: UNDYING RAGE OF THROKK!
Dark Japheth: "TWO HANDED SLASH OF EVRAIN!"
Chromeus18: Warrior Historian? :P
Dark Japheth: "STUPID FUCKTARDERY OF NELLIX!"
Dark Japheth: *rolls one on sense motive*
Dark Japheth: Basically
Dark Japheth: You study ancient warriors
Dark Japheth: and duplicate their techniques
Chromeus18: COSMIC SPEAR/SPEAR OF DESTINY/SPEAR OF LIGHT/SPEAR OF <insert word here>
Dark Japheth: I repeat, Spear of Destiny, man
Dark Japheth: But thats cuz I love biblical terminology
Chromeus18: GETTING RAPED LIKE KAKITA
Chromeus18: dunno if he'd be an ancient warrior though.
Chromeus18: BREAK YOUR OWN WEAPON OF CHROME
Dark Japheth: Dude yes.
Dark Japheth: No, Chrome would have "Random Luck of Chrome"
Dark Japheth: Like, on a 1, you still hit
Dark Japheth: because you throw your sword
Dark Japheth: it bounces off a nearby tree
Dark Japheth: and backstabs your enemy
Chromeus18: and get 9d6 sneak on it? :P
Dark Japheth: ....We'll discuss it when the time comes.
Dark Japheth: But Ancient Historian sounds like an awesome PrC.
Chromeus18: i've been thinking of animating one of Chrome's full attacks.
Dark Japheth: "MINDFUCKERY OF GREEL!"
Dark Japheth: Dude.
Dark Japheth: That would take decades
Dark Japheth: The sheer AWESOME
Dark Japheth: Cannot be transmitted to other forms of the media
Chromeus18: nah, just a few weeks in maya
Dark Japheth: You know whats funny, though?
Dark Japheth: Alex wants to be a game designed
Dark Japheth: because he wants to make Amaryllis into a video game
Dark Japheth: That was like his big thing
Dark Japheth: And if he does it
Dark Japheth: He can hire you to render shit for him
Chromeus18: render? blow that. i would refuse to let him use Chrome unless I got to make him, and animate him, and all that lovely stuff.
Dark Japheth: Heh
Dark Japheth: Thats awesome.
Dark Japheth: If you ever render chrome
Dark Japheth: I demand to have it.
Dark Japheth: :P
Chromeus18: i've drawn him, but it's pretty crappy. and i haven't scanned it because of that.
Chromeus18: i need movie compiling software first... or maya 6, cuz that can render directly into an .avi
Chromeus18: i have the full attack plotted though :P
Sarcazmo47: How would it go?
Chromeus18: 10 seconds of animation, 6 seconds of attack.
Sarcazmo47: He tosses and breaks shit all over the place?
Chromeus18: nah, this is the BADASS Chrome.
Sarcazmo47: Ohhh.
Chromeus18: it starts with a spinning slash, both katanas hit the same spot, and draw across.
Sarcazmo47: Katana in the FACE?
Chromeus18: they hit at the left shoulder of the victim, drawing to the right abdomen.
Chromeus18: two cuts out of seven
Chromeus18: he spins, and draws his mainhand upward across the chest of the victim, from the left abdomen to right shoulder.
Dark Japheth: (I gots to go, g'night)
Chromeus18: he takes his offhand, and draws it back across horizontally, right across the belly.
Dark Japheth has left the room.
Chromeus18: (g'nite gorth)
Sarcazmo47: Me too.
Sarcazmo47: Stupid job.
Chromeus18: bah!
Chromeus18: you'll just have to see it then :P
Sarcazmo47: Tell me the rest later!
Sarcazmo47 has left the room.
AndrewRogue: Night.
AndrewRogue: <.< That sounds expertly bad-ass though.
AndrewRogue: Anyway... I'm away too.
Chromeus18: g'nite Andy
Chromeus18 has left the room.