You have just entered room "Dark Age of Amaryllis."
Dark Japheth: THAT SON OF A BITCH CHROME SIGNED OFF THE SECOND I SENT THE INVITE
AndrewRogue: XD
Dark Japheth: FUCK HIM
Dark Japheth: FUCK HIM IN HIS FROGGY ASS
Sarcazmo47 has entered the room.
Dark Japheth: Dark Japheth: THAT SON OF A BITCH CHROME SIGNED OFF THE SECOND I SENT THE INVITE
Dark Japheth: Dark Japheth: FUCK HIMDark Japheth: FUCK HIM IN HIS FROGGY ASS
Dark Japheth: FEEL THE ANGST!
Dark Japheth: *flex*
Dark Japheth: Hee hee.
Dark Japheth: Anyway, I think we should run game
Dark Japheth: considering we've got about a year before America goes straight to hell.
Dark Japheth: *shakes fist at Ohio*
AndrewRogue: Yay Hell!
Dark Japheth: So how about that talking to myself thing
Dark Japheth: Oh someone responds
Dark Japheth: hark
Sarcazmo47: I like pie.
Dark Japheth: I like piemonade
AndrewRogue: I like...
AndrewRogue: ...
AndrewRogue: I got nothing.
Dark Japheth: I know.
Dark Japheth: Thats why you aren't the party leader.
Dark Japheth: >.>
AndrewRogue: Yes.
AndrewRogue: But I had SOLO stuff!
AndrewRogue: <.<
Dark Japheth: Everyone did, you just log everything like a madman
Dark Japheth: I respect that.
AndrewRogue: I do log everything.
AndrewRogue: Because I know it will come back to haunt me if I don't.
Dark Japheth: Kirk- "Hey, I think you should run game tonight!"
Dark Japheth: Gorth- "I think I'm gunna run game tonight!'
Dark Japheth: Andy- "...I want game."
Dark Japheth: Gorth- "Shut up, you, you don't have hero points cause alex fucked you, your opinion is noted but doesn't matter! You have no say, if I want you to play, you'll plaY!"
Dark Japheth: Chat- *falls silent*
Dark Japheth: Gorth- ;_;
Dark Japheth: SO what do we do?
AndrewRogue: I'm here.
AndrewRogue: Just dodging three chats.
AndrewRogue: I'll start paying attention.
Dark Japheth: I mean, do we all want game tonight, or stall till tomorrow?
Sarcazmo47: Tonight!
AndrewRogue: Well... being that I'm the only vocal one...
AndrewRogue: There we go.
Sarcazmo47: Staci wants cuddle time, so I'm runnin.g back and forth
Dark Japheth: Oh, ok.
Dark Japheth: Good excuse.
Sarcazmo47: I'll be fully online shortly.
Dark Japheth: As you wish.
Sarcazmo47: Chrome is online again.
AndrewRogue: Then someone IM me when we actually start.
Dark Japheth: Chromeus18: sorry, ain't home right nowChromeus18: doin comp shit
Dark Japheth: So chrome won't be particimapating.
AndrewRogue: ;_;
Sarcazmo47: Ahh, qwll.
Sarcazmo47: The perils of using an unfamilar keyboard.
Sarcazmo47: Expect more typos.
Sarcazmo47: Now, the big question.
Dark Japheth: Acceptable loss.
Sarcazmo47: Where were we?
AndrewRogue: Aren't... like... al keyboards created equal?
Dark Japheth: No. :P
Dark Japheth: The one at work fucking BITES
Dark Japheth: Its... all curvy
Dark Japheth: Supposed to be easier to type on
AndrewRogue: Not really.
Sarcazmo47: I'm on a laptop keyboard.
Sarcazmo47: And it's unfriendly.
Sarcazmo47: Anyhoo.
Sarcazmo47: One thing I never really understood about your campaign, Gorth.
Dark Japheth: Yes?
Sarcazmo47: Are the names the names of the countries or of the capital cities?
Dark Japheth: That ones fun
Dark Japheth: and a ridiculously long answer.
Dark Japheth: Yes. They are. Technically, each "country" ... well, think about it this way
Dark Japheth: Aydindril needed an expansion cuz they had poor resources and wanted another place to mine vespene
Dark Japheth: Bammo, new city.
Dark Japheth: Still Aydindril, the city. But its now a country, cuz its more than one city.
Dark Japheth: So its both.
Sarcazmo47: So they're city-states, like ancient Greece.
Sarcazmo47: Alrighty.
Sarcazmo47: Are we ready to rock?
Sarcazmo47: Oh, that's right!
Sarcazmo47: Gorth, you were going to take this extended break to come up with our crew!
Sarcazmo47: Did you do that?
Dark Japheth: .....umm.
AndrewRogue: XD
Dark Japheth: You have as first mate... naturally, a sea elf. He's the best navigator you could find. His name is Silius.
Dark Japheth: As generic crew, you are able to gather about two Merrow, and if I need to explain what they are, I am going to beat you over the head with a stick.
Dark Japheth: As well as... two normal ogres, an ogre mage (to serve as captain when you cannot), and he's technically the first mate- the sea elf is sort of his bitch.
Sarcazmo47: What the crap is a Merrow?
Dark Japheth: Now, you've got a choice for the people who will row your boat (for when there is no wind).
Dark Japheth: (...aquatic.. ogre...)
Dark Japheth: There is a race of octopods that would be willing to, with sufficient payment, literally drag your ship. Think.. syldra. The beast is a kraken.
Dark Japheth: Pros- its a fucking kraken. You ain't going down ever.
Dark Japheth: Cons- Its a fucking kraken, it could turn on you and eat your ass. Or just swim away and leave you to die
Dark Japheth: In fact, the latter is pretty likely.
Dark Japheth: You can buy slaves (one time cost) and keep them under the decks, constantly rowing
Dark Japheth: And making sure that HATE keeps them rowing, yessuh mastah
Dark Japheth: Or of course you can just hope that you'll always have wind.
Sarcazmo47: Sarcazmo47: For a ship as big as Skocion wants?Sarcazmo47: With the cannons, the ironsides, and everything?Sarcazmo47: And the psionic help and enhancements?Sarcazmo47: And the various other little magical knicknacks?
Dark Japheth: Thats the ship itself
Dark Japheth: i was told to come up with a crew.
Sarcazmo47: Heh.
Dark Japheth: :P
Sarcazmo47: I know.
Sarcazmo47: Don't forget the Flag of Battle Meditation I sprang for, too.
Dark Japheth: Yep.
Dark Japheth: WAnt the stats on that?
Sarcazmo47: Yes.
Dark Japheth: So do I. So I'll make some up right now off the top of my head
Sarcazmo47: And the cannons. And everything else.
Dark Japheth: Allies within 200 feet = +1 morale bonus to attack rolls
Dark Japheth: Enemies within 500 feet = -1 morale bonus to attack rolls... AND saving throws!
Dark Japheth: ITs big and unwieldy, so you can't just take it off and use it as a cape.
Sarcazmo47: And whatever it was that the psions did to make the ship better. In FACT....
Dark Japheth: Cannons are 5d6 damage. Does double to boats.
Sarcazmo47: And only works when on display.
Sarcazmo47: Right.
Dark Japheth: The psions used Object Hardening to make the wood as strong as steel, and the iron that plates the sides is strong.
Sarcazmo47: Yeah, you mentioned how the Sithicus docks allowed the psions to put sigils and stuff on the boat and such. And yeah, they did that, too.
Dark Japheth: It does mean that you'll go slower... or you would, if they didn't lighten the ship artificially by adding a few compartments underneath filled with hydrogen.
Sarcazmo47: Wow, it's the fucking Hindenburg.
Dark Japheth: Lightening the ship. Add enough of those compartments, and we can all quit this game and start playing FF4.
Dark Japheth: In water.
Sarcazmo47: Those compartments are sealed, HARD.
Sarcazmo47: No one wants an explosion.
Dark Japheth: I hate you. :P
Dark Japheth: Ok, sealed hard.
Sarcazmo47: In fact, they're probably walled in with iron.
Dark Japheth: Gotcha.
Dark Japheth: Yeah, and lets not invite the fire elementals to THIS party
Sarcazmo47: Yeah, that's the other thing.
Sarcazmo47: Nix on the slaves or the unreliable kraken.
Dark Japheth: Alrighty.
Sarcazmo47: He's going to have the psions and his mages conjure powerful water elementals and barter with them for a year of service with his fleet.
Sarcazmo47: What do they want?
Dark Japheth: Hmm.
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 100-sided die: 92
Dark Japheth: A pint of blood.
Sarcazmo47: HAHAHAHA
Sarcazmo47: Each?
Dark Japheth: A maximum of four Large Water Elementals- and that will cost you 1/4 of a pint each.
Sarcazmo47: Ahhh.
Sarcazmo47: Presumeably they want not just any old blood, but his blood specifically.
Sarcazmo47: He will happily pay.
Dark Japheth: They want the blood of someone who is pure in spirit, actually.
Dark Japheth: Since its fairly rare.
Sarcazmo47: Ahhh.
Sarcazmo47: Pure in spirit?
Dark Japheth: Someone who has a hero point, in other words.
Dark Japheth: Or children.
Sarcazmo47: So that would be not any of us.
Dark Japheth: Cuz they get innocence points.
Dark Japheth: Strange that.
Sarcazmo47: Children?
Sarcazmo47: CHILDREN?
Dark Japheth: If you use children.
Dark Japheth: I'm going to use the stats for Blood Elementals
Sarcazmo47: Yeeees?
Dark Japheth: *hugs ravenloft*
AndrewRogue: *hints that Skoc should send Landus on an errand when he does that* <.<
Sarcazmo47: Skocion sends Landus on an errand to fetch him some children.
Sarcazmo47: Preferably from the orphanage he bought.
Sarcazmo47: So they're blood/water elementals?
Sarcazmo47: I don't suppose he can get one of them as an Elder elemental, to be their squad leader type guy?
Sarcazmo47: And because Elder elementals kick all the ass.
Dark Japheth: Nope.
Dark Japheth: Elder Elementals = all have names, and individual stats in Amaryllis. :P
Dark Japheth: You're going to have to roleplay the search. And they certainly wouldn't be so demeaned as to work for a mere human.
Sarcazmo47: Understood.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion is no mere human!
Sarcazmo47: He's a manwhore!
Sarcazmo47: I will happily RP the search, but right now I just want to finish hammering out the stats for the ship.
Sarcazmo47: Final crew count was....120, I think.
Sarcazmo47: There were 10 Koa-Toa monks.
Sarcazmo47: The ogre mage captain, the sea elf first mate, and a few ogres.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion will assume the title of Commodore.
Sarcazmo47: And the Flag Of Battle Meditation will bear his standard.
Sarcazmo47: The one with the golden ankh and the Heolstrom dragon.
Dark Japheth: The one that says "Rape Me, God?"
Sarcazmo47: That's the one.
Dark Japheth: In the Dark tongue, of course.
Sarcazmo47: The ship's flag will be....
Sarcazmo47: Hmm.
Dark Japheth: I'm surprised, almost, that Skocion didnt' buy a fleet of ships, and name himself Admiral.
Sarcazmo47: He's a man of quality over quantity.
AndrewRogue: Clearly the flag needs to say 'Fuck you too Poseidon.'
Dark Japheth: Noted.
Sarcazmo47: His private army is very talented, not rediculously large.
AndrewRogue: 'This victory was all mine.'
AndrewRogue: 'Odyessy? What Odyessy?'
Sarcazmo47: I need help designing the flag for the Avarkem.
Sarcazmo47: What do you guys think?
AndrewRogue: Hmmm...
AndrewRogue: I say your creepy hand holding a sword.
Sarcazmo47: Holding a sword..
Sarcazmo47: How about crushing a boat?
Dark Japheth: It'd be Avakrem, if you truly intend on mocking the Great Work
Dark Japheth: WHich is what *I* intend to do, but you don't have to.
Sarcazmo47: Avakrem, right.
Sarcazmo47: Yes.
AndrewRogue: What is Avakrem?
Sarcazmo47: It shall be the hand of the dead god crushing a galleon in its grasp.
AndrewRogue: *has this feeling he should read the Great Work log sometime*
Sarcazmo47: And bleeding from the severed wrist.
Dark Japheth: Wonderful.
Dark Japheth: Andrew, my guess is Five
Dark Japheth: Five games before you are all smote for SKocion's hubris.
Dark Japheth: :P
Sarcazmo47: Skocion doesn't see it that way - but I look forward to it!
AndrewRogue: Hey. Hubris only affects the one who has it.
AndrewRogue: Landus is humble as humble pie.
Sarcazmo47: Maybe if he attracts enough divine attention, one of them will tell him who the fuck he is!
Sarcazmo47: Besides, he has a few levels before he needs to worry about it.
Dark Japheth: Yep.
Dark Japheth: I like how most PC's buy a spot on a boat
Dark Japheth: but skocion does not merely BUY a boat
Dark Japheth: he commissions one.
Sarcazmo47: A really good one.
AndrewRogue: The best damn boat in the world!
Dark Japheth: Yeah. Better than any save perhaps the fleets of... the RANDOM PLOT DEVICE! Buh buh BUHHHHHHH
Sarcazmo47: Precisely.
Sarcazmo47: Anyway.
Sarcazmo47: The rest of the crew!
AndrewRogue: You think Skoc is compensating for something Gorth?
Sarcazmo47: Now, Gorth, this is up to you.
Sarcazmo47: How many people want to sail under the hand of the dead god and under a gold ankh?
Dark Japheth: The ogres, for one.
Dark Japheth: The elf, not so much. But he'll do it for the pay you've offered.
Sarcazmo47: Even for promises of wealth, fortune, and the most powerful ship ever built by mortal hands?
Dark Japheth: The Kuo-Toa monks will NOT under ANY circumstance follow anyone who has the hand of the dead god of chaos and evil and hate.
Dark Japheth: Shaitan, maybe, but not the god of hate.
Sarcazmo47: Hmm.
AndrewRogue: Then Landus duels them.
AndrewRogue: And makes them work <.<
Sarcazmo47: He'll tell them it's the hand of Shaitan if that pleases them.
Sarcazmo47: He'll even show them his holy symbol.
Dark Japheth: Diplomacy check.
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 3
Dark Japheth: Hey, Landus? How's about a Gather Information?
Dark Japheth: The Order of the Shadowed Fist might be willing to donate monks.
Sarcazmo47: I think....20.
Dark Japheth: Yeah nevermind.
Dark Japheth: The monks stay.
Sarcazmo47: The website charsheet is not updated, so I might be off on that.
Sarcazmo47: Order Of The Shadowed Fist?
Sarcazmo47: What's this now?
Sarcazmo47: Well, actually.
Sarcazmo47: Let's RP this.
Sarcazmo47: Since Chrome is not here.
Dark Japheth: See, Skocion gets the awesome "omg I don't know who I am"
Dark Japheth: Alright.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion is going to have the Avakrem in dock at Rivas Kul for probably close to a month.
Sarcazmo47: He sends Landus and Krist on missions out to find people and spread the word in the right places that the ship is looking for crew.
Sarcazmo47: And that it's the finest ship ever seen on their shores.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion stays on the ship and maintains a relatively low profile.
Sarcazmo47: If Landus is around, which he is, we'll see who shows up at his boat.
Sarcazmo47: Maybe some paladins!@
Sarcazmo47: Who knows?
Sarcazmo47: Maybe some priestesses will swing by and say "wtf, mate"
Sarcazmo47: It's up to Gorth!
Dark Japheth: Yep. It is.
Dark Japheth: I like that.
Dark Japheth: It makes me giggle.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion's in the commodore's cabin, which is well-furnished but not overly large.
Dark Japheth: First and foremost- the priestesses don't care as long as you pay the docking fee, and agree to show up in church, which is kind of mandatory, once a week.
Sarcazmo47: Again, quality over quantity.
Sarcazmo47: Righto.
Dark Japheth: This is all extraneous stuff that needs NOT be RPed, but I am willing to do it if you wish. Meaning at any time that I'm online and not running a game, feel free to IM me and you get solo sessions
Dark Japheth: Fee = 5 GP a day, 15 GP a week, or 35 GP a month.
Sarcazmo47: He pays the goddam monthly fee.
Dark Japheth: I assume naturally you pay for the month.
Dark Japheth: Wow awesome.
Sarcazmo47: Gorth, any time you list a price and it's PP, SP, or GP, don't bother.
Sarcazmo47: Err.
Sarcazmo47: CP, SP, or GP.
Sarcazmo47: PP you should tell me.
Sarcazmo47: Otherwise...
Sarcazmo47: It don't matter.
Dark Japheth: I know.
Sarcazmo47: Until we get to the part where we get ambushed and lose all our weapons and money and have to break out of prison.
Dark Japheth: :P
Dark Japheth: Now, Landus
Dark Japheth: What do you do during the month?
Dark Japheth: I.e. where can I ambush you with the Capuchin?
Sarcazmo47: HaHA!
Sarcazmo47: Do it ON THE BOAT!
Sarcazmo47: Do it!
Sarcazmo47: Have the Capuchin and ninjas appear on the fucking boat.
Dark Japheth: *looks at Capuchin's hide checks*
Sarcazmo47: Skocion will think it's the coolest thing ever.
Dark Japheth: Of course.
Dark Japheth: Where do you all sleep? The boat, the inn?
Sarcazmo47: Skocion sleeps in the commodore's cabin.
AndrewRogue: Lesse... we is in Rivas Kul?
Sarcazmo47: It's like a one-room palace.
Dark Japheth: Yep
Sarcazmo47: There's definitely room in the boat for Landus.
Sarcazmo47: Hell, there's room for everyone.
AndrewRogue: He damn well finds somewhere on the boat to sleep.
Sarcazmo47: It's one step down from the fucking Titanic.
Sarcazmo47: Landus and Krist are invited to stay in the commodore's cabin.
Sarcazmo47: There are extra beds.
Sarcazmo47: Well, bunkbeds.
Dark Japheth: Well then.
Dark Japheth: Come the morning, when you wake up... there is a rather small looking man, dressed in all black... save for the red spiderweb pattern across all of its clothes.
Dark Japheth: He is idly thumbing through a book, specifically, one on anatomy. WHo has the highest humanity?
Dark Japheth: I mean, who wakes up first?
AndrewRogue: Landus is a pretty early riser.
Sarcazmo47: Landus has WAY more humanity than Skocion.
Dark Japheth: Well then. This is the shadowy capuchin who gave you that exact book. How he got in the cabin is anyone's guess. "Well, good morning. You keep strange hours for one that I consider to train."
AndrewRogue: "Eh heh... I normally keep stricter hours, but its all the lax time lately."
Dark Japheth: "Well." It looks over at Skocion. "Wake him up. I have a business proposition."
AndrewRogue: "Yo. Boss."
AndrewRogue: And Landus Sense Motive Special on Cappy
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 9
Sarcazmo47: Skocion wakes up, spots the man, and looks at Landus.
AndrewRogue: He spots the man? <.<
AndrewRogue: Roll that check.
AndrewRogue: :p
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 5
Sarcazmo47: Oh, hey, that's right.
Sarcazmo47: Good point?
AndrewRogue: "He's quiet. And has a buisness proposition,"
Sarcazmo47: I R SMART
Sarcazmo47: Anyway, he stretches like a cat and pulls himself to a seated position.
Dark Japheth: "I'm very sneaky, Duke Skocion Atrox. Or should I call you Gix, or Azoth, since those names of power... you use casually, to describe yourself."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion blinks a few times. "That's a voice I don't recognize." He pauses. "I should ask you how you got in here.....but I think I'll have breakfast first. Do you care to indulge?"
Sarcazmo47: Skocion gets up and heads over to the door to call for breakfast.
Dark Japheth: "No thank you."
Dark Japheth: "I have a ring of sustenance. I need not food, nor sleep."
Sarcazmo47: "Then you won't mind if I partake, I hope."
AndrewRogue: "That would explain your complaints of my hours."
Sarcazmo47: He calls for breakfast and seats himself in a chair.
Sarcazmo47: He looks tolerant and patient, although how tolerant and patient he's actually feeling is anyone's guess.
Dark Japheth: "I certainly do not mind if you do."
AndrewRogue: *Landus finally hops down from his bed to stretch out*
Sarcazmo47: The boat is large enough that the rocking of the waves is only barely noticeable.
AndrewRogue: "So welcome to the boat and all that C."
Sarcazmo47: "What can I do for you, 'sai'remarck?"
Sarcazmo47: The word that comes out of his mouth sounds like he's having a seizure.
Sarcazmo47: He delivers it with a deadpan, though.
Dark Japheth: At this, it seems to smile. "It has been years since one has referred to me as such. Many thanks for remembering the old ways."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion gives him a nod.
AndrewRogue: *Landus checks Skoc out of the corner of his eye* "More of this weird stuff, huh?"
Dark Japheth: He gently leans back in the chair. "I want Landus. I've had my eye on you, harpy, for quite some time. Nearly two years."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion takes this very calmly.
Dark Japheth: "However, I understand he is in your employ, and likely would not wish to train at the order of the shadowed fists." He speaks of it the same way Skocion responded to Gix-Azoth. Like it belonged to him.
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 4 20-sided dice: 4 6 8 8
Sarcazmo47: Never heard of it.
Dark Japheth: Say so.
Sarcazmo47: "I don't believe I've ever heard of such an order."
Dark Japheth: "Then we have been doing our job correctly."
Dark Japheth: It seems... smug.
AndrewRogue: *raises an eyebrow but keeps quiet since he is apparently a third party in this conversation*
Sarcazmo47: Skocion grins. "Landus is not my property. He makes his own decisions. If he wishes to leave my employ and apprentice to you, that is his choice, though I would rue being deprived of his skills and company."
Dark Japheth: "I know this. However, it is the custom of the Capuchin to ask the employer before employee. Plus, we've had our eye on you for a while."
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 4 20-sided dice: 15 3 7 5
Sarcazmo47: Religion 25?
Sarcazmo47: No,26 or something.
Sarcazmo47: Fuck.
Sarcazmo47: Mid-twenties.
AndrewRogue: Kirk.
Dark Japheth: It looks to Landus, and ... "Do you wish to be apprenticed in my guild?"
AndrewRogue: Website.
AndrewRogue: You are a level off is all <.<
Sarcazmo47: We're level 6?
AndrewRogue: (I am. So I assume you all are <.<) "So what is this guild thing?"
Sarcazmo47: Righto,.
Dark Japheth: "The Order of the Shadowed Fist?"
AndrewRogue: "Yah."
Dark Japheth: "Think of it this way. Asgard has many nobles, all vying for the throne. So too does Perenolde."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion waits for now - he'll jump in when he sees a need.
Dark Japheth: "Here, many seek to supplant Melanie Bloodarch, the high priestess of the Dark Mother."
Dark Japheth: "We... eliminate threats. For the correct price. Not always killing- no, thats far too obvious. Even an organization with the immortal, unknowable Capuchin at its head would be discovered if we left a wake of bodies!"
Dark Japheth: "Which is precisely how I found you, Landus."
Dark Japheth: "Do you recall a match against an ogrillion named Ogam?"
Chromeus18 has entered the room.
Dark Japheth: (Landus and Skocion are speaking with the Capuchin.)
AndrewRogue: "Yeah. Pretty well. He damn near severed my hamstring."
Chromeus18: oh my
Dark Japheth: "Right. Do you recall how you beat him? You stuck the index and middle fingers forward, and jabbed his lung."
Chromeus18: (I've gotta get used to this dual monitor setup)
Dark Japheth: "I watched that fight. Not since myself has one with your potential come into my.. range of vision, so to speak. Though there once was a half dragon bard who was similar in skill.."
Dark Japheth: "Hence the book I have given you on anatomy."
Chromeus18: (where are we, what we doin, etc?)
AndrewRogue: (Oh. Two monitors. No waiting.) "Eh heh... that was a pretty interesting gift."
Dark Japheth: (We are on Skocion's boat. A mysterious figure, calling itself the Capuchin, has expressed a desire to train Landus)
Chromeus18: (my card allows two monitors, i don't get the second one till this weekend. so if i put anything too far to the right it gets lost until i get my new monitor)
Sarcazmo47: This capuchin snuck onto the boat and into the commodore's cabin while we wuz sleeping.
Chromeus18: Krist is... reading a book he picked up.
Sarcazmo47: Everyone is in the commodre's cabin because I like party togetherness.
AndrewRogue: "So this guild. How good are you guys?"
Sarcazmo47: We all just woke up and there's a weird guy in the room talking about stuff.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion is quiet at the moment.
Chromeus18: As is Krist. Is the Capuchin dressed as it is in Chrys?
Dark Japheth: "I can hardly be subjective on the matter."
Dark Japheth: (Yes, but red spiderweb instead of green)
AndrewRogue: *he grins* "Then why don't we go on the deck and you show me how good you are?"
Dark Japheth: At this point, a sea elf walks in the door- the Capuchin just moves its head. The sea elf brings a few plates and puts them before Skocion and Landus and Krist.
Chromeus18: Krist will just size it up nonchalantly.
Dark Japheth: He laughs at this openly. "I snuck onto this ship, despite your guards, despite the psionic wards, and despite the fact that three great warriors sleep in this room."
Dark Japheth: 'Not only that, but I took a book from your very hands as you slept."
Dark Japheth: "Without rousing you, or GIx, or Krist here."
Chromeus18: "In other words, you have no chance, Landus."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion takes the food, thanks he elf, and sets to.
Chromeus18: (oh, and i figured out how to install maya 6, because i'm a moron who should die. so expect LOTS AND LOTS of pretty CG comin)
Sarcazmo47: (Chrome, every time you talk, I want to have your babies.)
Chromeus18: (my video card tells me on-screen when i hit capslock. it's psychic!)
Dark Japheth: (lol)
AndrewRogue: "Shut up Frog. He's sneaky." *Landus shrugs* "This doesn't mean I wouldn't like a demonstration of skill while I'm concious." (XD and Awesome)
Sarcazmo47: Skocion grunts. "Would you be willing to postpone a spar until I'm done eating?"
Dark Japheth: "Fine. How about here?" It doesn't even stop idly flipping the pages in its book. "Strike me, if you can."
Dark Japheth: "As you wish, Duke."
Chromeus18: (i think i'll make an ocean on maya. whee!)
Chromeus18: Krist eats his food as well, studying the Capuchin.
AndrewRogue: "No prob Skoc."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion smiles. "You're showing off, 'sai'remarck. Why?"
Dark Japheth: "Because even if Landus declines, I wished to offer the services of my guild and myself to you. Certainly, you have enemies you do not wish to have."
Dark Japheth: "I can slay them with but a single touch of my finger."
Chromeus18: Krist blinks.
Chromeus18: (i'm gonna go lay on the couch with my brand new cordless keyboard and mouse. i'm gonna get so grotesquely fat it's not even funny.)
AndrewRogue: (You are making me jealous Chrome.)
Chromeus18: (yesssssss.... my precciousssssss..)
Sarcazmo47: "Why?"
Dark Japheth: He laughs. "Look around you, at this ship."
Dark Japheth: "How much did it cost you, in gold pieces?"
Sarcazmo47: He takes a drink of something.
Sarcazmo47: And sets it down after a moment. "I decided I'd only give myself an ulcer if I kept track of the total."
Sarcazmo47: "Enough."
Dark Japheth: He laughs. "Certainly more than most ever see in a lifetime. I think you might actually afford our services. And offer us challenges."
Dark Japheth: He leans back, and flips a page in the book. "Furthermore, there is the chance that one of our members might know something about the past you search so desperately for."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion immediately takes another drink.
Sarcazmo47: Those that are perceptive shall notice that he does this when he's buying time to consider his response.
Sarcazmo47: He's usually more subtle about it, though.
Sarcazmo47: "You know a great deal about me. Very well. I'll talk buisness with you, after your interest in Landus is resolved."
Sarcazmo47: He gestures to Landus to continue his discussion.
Sarcazmo47: Yes, he's probably recovering from being thrown off balance, though he's doing it very gracefully.
AndrewRogue: "So you can kill people with a touch huh?" *picks up the slack that boss is leaving*
Dark Japheth: "Yes."
Dark Japheth: "And so can you."
AndrewRogue: "In my case, it seems to typically take several touches."
Dark Japheth: "At the moment."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion grunts and offers "I rather enjoyed the eyepluck though, Landus."
Dark Japheth: It stands up. "I think I'll leave now. Where are you headed to with this magnificent shift?"
Dark Japheth: *ship
AndrewRogue: *and Landus uses this opportunity to take it up on its offer to try and it*
Dark Japheth: Hit it? Roll an attack roll.
AndrewRogue: Throw a Stunning Fist attempt on to be cute.
Chromeus18: (critthreatgogo!)
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 18
AndrewRogue: 28
Dark Japheth: Hit, barely.
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 5
Dark Japheth: Heh. Roll damage.
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 10-sided die: 1
AndrewRogue: Only 4, plus the save for Stunning Fist
AndrewRogue: Subdual of course.
Dark Japheth: It takes half damage, because its gained levels in the Capuchin PrC.
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 17
Dark Japheth: It passes the save, i think. Monk saves and all. And insanely low DC on your stunning fist.
AndrewRogue: 17 isn't a bad save number <.<
Dark Japheth: It doesn't flinch as you strike it. "A little inefficient, but not at all bad."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion waves at him. "How shall we contact you? Or should I simply wait?"
Dark Japheth: "My associates will contact you. No matter where you go."
Dark Japheth: Its fingers waggle. "I will take my leave of you now. Enjoy your day."
Sarcazmo47: "Indeed?"
AndrewRogue: *looks suitably impressed by the way it takes the hit*
Sarcazmo47: "We'll see about that."
Sarcazmo47: "I intend to go to hell."
Dark Japheth: "Truly? Well. Good luck."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion just grins.
Dark Japheth: "May the Dark Mother shine upon your quest."
Dark Japheth: And it opens the door, and simply walks out.
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 2
Dark Japheth: Whats that?
Sarcazmo47: Spot!
AndrewRogue: "Well, that was an interesting way to start the morning."
Dark Japheth: Heh.
Dark Japheth: and I must sleep.
Sarcazmo47: Awww.
Chromeus18: (Spot check for the blind man!)
Sarcazmo47: Sleep good then, kiddo.
Dark Japheth: Good night all. (we play tomorrow... after work and nap!)
Sarcazmo47: More game tomorrow!
Dark Japheth: Indeed!
Chromeus18: (whee!)
Dark Japheth: And feel free to RP amongst yourselves if you so wish it.
Sarcazmo47: This was Get-Back-In-The-Mood RP.
Dark Japheth has left the room.
Sarcazmo47: I shall go to bed with my woman, then.
Sarcazmo47: I think I will need to make a character sheet for our boat.
AndrewRogue: Curse you people with you, ya know, women.
Chromeus18: i shall slave away at maya for the rest of the night, and sleep sometime tomorrow.
Chromeus18: maya is my first girlfriend