You have just entered room "Yarr Mateys."
Dark Japheth: Hihi.
AndrewRogue: 'allo.
AndrewRogue: So what was with thsi speaking with Alex thing.
AndrewRogue: He seemed unconversational to me today <.<
Dark Japheth: Oh, he's sick.
Dark Japheth: And also unconversational becuz I was on the phone with him for like two hours.
Dark Japheth: It started with "I think Zao should gain a paladin level, but it ultimately means that to do it, I have to beg. Can I whine like Gil did to get it?" and he said no.
Dark Japheth: :P
Dark Japheth: So now I'm going to thumb through the Book of Exalted Deeds. :P
AndrewRogue: Hah!
AndrewRogue: *was originally going that way at one point*
Chromeus18 has entered the room.
Chromeus18: Fucking Women.
AndrewRogue: Ack. Be back in like 10-20 minutes. Do stuff that doesn't need me.
Dark Japheth: :P
Dark Japheth: I can wait, but they might not be able to
Chromeus18: i ain't goin anywhere.
Sarcazmo47: Okay.
Sarcazmo47: Ready to rock.
Sarcazmo47: Okay, so it was more than five mintues.
Sarcazmo47: Sue me.
Chromeus18: i'm workin on my SDRPG
Sarcazmo47: Oh!
Sarcazmo47: Gorth.
Dark Japheth: Yes?
Sarcazmo47: Let's stat the boat.
Sarcazmo47: Right now.
Sarcazmo47: Hardness, cannons, crew, speed, amount of food it can carry, everything.
Dark Japheth: Hmm.
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 100-sided die: 8
Chromeus18: there are 8 precariously sharp hooks to catch your elbow on
Dark Japheth: Hardness 12. Cannons = 4d6 explosive damage (100 foot range), crew we've done..
Sarcazmo47: We've done part of the crew.
Sarcazmo47: There's a lot left to do.
Dark Japheth: speed = 40 feet in light wind, 60 in heavy wind, 35 when pulled by elementals in still water.
Dark Japheth: Amount of food- approximately two months to support a crew of 150.
Sarcazmo47: Hardness 12 for the psionically hardened iron, or for the wood?
Dark Japheth: The psionically hardened wood. The iron = 15 hardness
Sarcazmo47: And the HP for each?
Sarcazmo47: How many cannons does it carry?
Dark Japheth: The HP for the wood is 200. Iron = 300.
Dark Japheth: Cannons- there are twelve of them. Six on each side.
Dark Japheth: You can fit smaller, weaker cannons, and get more, if you'd like.
Sarcazmo47: No, that will do, I think.
Sarcazmo47: Double damage against ships, you say.
Sarcazmo47: One in the rear and one in the front, as well?
Dark Japheth: If you'd like, sure.
Dark Japheth: *makes sure all ships attacking come diagonally*
Sarcazmo47: So fourteen altogether, and six in a broadside.
Dark Japheth: Cannons will ignore the hardness of the ship, I will mention.
Dark Japheth: Yes.
Sarcazmo47: Cannons will ignore the hardness of the wood. Will they ignore the hardness of iron as well?
Dark Japheth: Yep. THe iron has more HP tho.
Sarcazmo47: Allrighty.
Sarcazmo47: Are cannons common, or do most ships use ballista?
Chromeus18: cannons rock, they explode.
Dark Japheth: Cannon= common on trade vessels
Sarcazmo47: I've always liked the Dreadnaught class of ships. Does the Avakrem qualify as a dreadnaught.
Dark Japheth: They can afford cannons you see.
Chromeus18: although steel ballista bolts coated in wood eating acid would be better
Dark Japheth: Pirates usually have ballista and cannons stolen from other vessels.
Dark Japheth: Yes
Sarcazmo47: Cannons are harder to break.
tortgurt has entered the room.
Dark Japheth: Welcome.
tortgurt: (hello)
Dark Japheth: Say hi. Tell the players why an evil noble should hire you to stick with the party.
Chromeus18: hey gorth, looking for one more player?
Dark Japheth: Not looking, I have one. I'm willing to take on others, if you like them and they don't suck
Dark Japheth: DBM has an autoinvite to my games, for example
Dark Japheth: Because he INVENTED the pillar.
Chromeus18: it's greaserdonavon. bad experiences in alex's first AND, i dunno if you have any issues with him
Chromeus18 has entered the room.
tortgurt has entered the room.
Chromeus18: hey Andy
tortgurt: well that is one of them that is back
Dark Japheth has entered the room.
Chromeus18: It might be an evil gopher in disguise, using Andy's SN
tortgurt: hmmmm... that is very possible
Sarcazmo47 has entered the room.
PunkJack87 has entered the room.
Chromeus18: PunkJack will be observing tonight
Dark Japheth: Greetings.
PunkJack87: Oi.
tortgurt: hello
Dark Japheth: I don't know, I believe I've met you before, but I don't honestly remember.
Dark Japheth: If it was between march and may of this year, its because I was high. I apologize.
tortgurt: *goes to nab some caffine*
PunkJack87: Me?
Chromeus18: I gots mah beer. I'll be grifting Andy's neko-kin race from his website >_>
Dark Japheth: Yes, you.
Dark Japheth: GreaserDonovan?
Dark Japheth: That name is ridiculously familiar, although I don't know why
PunkJack87: Mm, that was me, couldn't tell ya why it's familiar.
PunkJack87: I played one of your campaigns, I think only a couple sessions.
Dark Japheth: Yes, that might have been it.
PunkJack87: I dun remember if the campaign stopped or if I quit, though.
PunkJack87: Was a long while back.
Dark Japheth: Probably the first. ABout a year ago?
tortgurt: so intruduction of my character?
PunkJack87: 'Round a year ago.
Dark Japheth: Yep. Ok. I know which game now!
PunkJack87: Iono, I've been high for a couple years with few brief breaks, so my memory ain't what it used to be.
Dark Japheth: The one with Sully!
PunkJack87: Wasn't that great in the first place...
Dark Japheth: heh.
tortgurt: heh
Dark Japheth: Tort, basically, an OOC description of who you are
PunkJack87: I remember you, Chrome, uh...
Dark Japheth: why you would be in Rivas Kul
Chromeus18: I was Sully
PunkJack87: Hm... Sir something or other.
Dark Japheth: and why someone would talk about you and mention you to the party leader who hires you = cheap introduction.
PunkJack87: Everybody called him Evrain.
Dark Japheth: Chrome was sully, the paladin of Shaitan.
Chromeus18: he's been refurbished in this game, and Kirk makes a much better Paladin than I do
Dark Japheth: Lord Solcage?
Dark Japheth: :P
AndrewRogue: And I play the obligatory sexy character!
PunkJack87: In the one I played Chrome was a dorf or halflin'.
PunkJack87: Something like that.
Dark Japheth: ....
Chromeus18: that was AND, with SirAlexTheFirst.
Dark Japheth: Oh, AND! THE FIRST ONE!
Chromeus18: the first one
Dark Japheth: HE WAS A HALFLING MAGE
AndrewRogue: *disappears again with a false introduction*
Dark Japheth: I WAS ICYCLOS THE ANGSTY GOTH DRUID
PunkJack87: Yeah, SirAlex.
PunkJack87: Yeah.
PunkJack87: That angsty shit got boring as hell.
Chromeus18: Andy, can I grift your Nekokin race for SDrpg?
Dark Japheth: Yes, yes it did
PunkJack87: Sitting around for half an hour while you talked shit with whoever you were talking shit with at the time... >.>
Chromeus18: I was the psychotic halfling who got crit scythed in the FACE by his dad.
PunkJack87: Mm, them scythe crits suck.
Chromeus18: That they do :P
AndrewRogue: Go ahead Chrome.
tortgurt: Barrit would be in Rivas Kul, most likely because he was exploring the area and cultures, recomendataion could be that he is a fairly good in conbat. As for the OOC description, he generally acts animalistic in nature,
Chromeus18: Gimme link, Andy?
tortgurt: and perfers to stay in his wild shape form
AndrewRogue: Hmm... I think the most up to date version was in my Entreth world doc... one sed.
Chromeus18: ooh druish princesses
PunkJack87: So what kinda campaign izzis?
Chromeus18: heheh
Chromeus18: it's EVIL
PunkJack87: Mm.
Chromeus18: mostly, anyways.
AndrewRogue: http://www.geocities.com/terrybrash/Entreth .htm
AndrewRogue: Its evil with good tendencies on rare occasions.
PunkJack87: I ain't played D&D for 3, 4 months.
AndrewRogue: And bottom of the page-ish Chrome.
PunkJack87: When I last did, it kinda sucked.
Sarcazmo47: Well, we here believe in talking a lot, punctuated by vicious combat.
Dark Japheth: Very vicious.
tortgurt: i wish i had read all the read all logs...
PunkJack87: Mm, I ain't been in many campaigns that have any RPing in them.
AndrewRogue: Eh. Its episodic in nature.
AndrewRogue: I... got an overload of RP :p
PunkJack87: I've done freeform RPing, but nobody wants to die or even lose with that... Most D&D I've played is rolling dice and hoping you don't die...
tortgurt: heh
AndrewRogue: Or hoping you don't get DM-raped <.<
tortgurt: Is it just me or wouldn't be cool to have a god of funk......
tortgurt: heh
Dark Japheth: It would be cool to have such a god
Chromeus18: there is one
Chromeus18: his name is P-Funk
Sarcazmo47: Tort, you're playing an evil druid?
tortgurt: im playing a CNish Druid im thinking, i revised his personallity since i made him
Dark Japheth: He's more of a...
Dark Japheth: "I don't want to use a wild shape. I'll turn my arm into a claw.'
Dark Japheth: "Cuz thats the cool."
tortgurt: he is just driven by his own goals, which is just to experence nature in all it's faccits
tortgurt: heh
tortgurt: somthing like that
Chromeus18: My character is Krist, a Kuo Toan fighter with a scythe. Think of Frog from ChronoTrigger, except quieter and much more prone to evil.
tortgurt: heh
Sarcazmo47: Going Warshaper, tort?
tortgurt: yeah
Chromeus18: And he sculpts alot. He often sculpts his enemies' deceased bodies, complete with wounds. Sorta like a tombstone.
Dark Japheth: And he talks to them sometimes.
Dark Japheth: He's only been caught having sex with them once, though.
Dark Japheth: But that was a major misunderstanding- he was helping that statue over the fence.
Chromeus18: That was the Niniel statue, before she got exploded twice.
tortgurt: lol
PunkJack87: Eh, I'm lookin' for a game to join. Consider myself a decent RPer, know GURPS and 3e. If one comes up, try to keep me in mind.
Dark Japheth: I've always got room for good RPers.
PunkJack87: Cool-like. Reading up on this campaign.
AndrewRogue: DAoA
AndrewRogue: The rape only comes once.
AndrewRogue: *Campaign Slogan*
Dark Japheth: Well
Dark Japheth: Actually
tortgurt: lol
Dark Japheth: the rape usually occurs in AND
Dark Japheth: and then they come and join a DECENT game
Dark Japheth: >.>
AndrewRogue: No. That slogan is-
AndrewRogue: AND
AndrewRogue: "Bend over. This is gonna take a while."
Dark Japheth: lol
tortgurt: lol
PunkJack87: I used to RP in a freeform RP thing, tightknit group, few people, power dictated only by quality of RP.
Dark Japheth: I still like our D&D advertisements for antidepressants
PunkJack87: Now a bunch o' the assholes innit are changing it horribly, rules so they get all the power, rules to keep rape, murder and torture from happening... Horseshit.
Dark Japheth: I'm glad you want to join this game. There is plenty of rape, murder, and torture.
Sarcazmo47: Yes.
Sarcazmo47: Yes there is.
Dark Japheth: In fact, I think thats a checklist for this game.
PunkJack87: I thought so.
Dark Japheth: Only one session did that goal happen.
Dark Japheth: A PC was raped, and tortured, and there was death.
tortgurt: heh
AndrewRogue: *snickers*
Dark Japheth: And the orificers.
PunkJack87: Wha' do I need to know for making a character? By the way, I can't min-max or do the class-stacking, or whatever the fuck with all the prestige classes and shit, so I'll prolly be weak.
Chromeus18: Don't worry, I doubt Krist is gonna take a prestige class since I can't decide on one.
tortgurt: lol
Dark Japheth: Not at all. I'll make prestige classes for you rather than pick em from books. And if you want to take it, go for it, if you want to modifiy it... go for it.
Chromeus18: Just have sex with Skocion, and he'll sugardaddy you some magic items
AndrewRogue: Oh. What did you need my 'Kin for anyway Chrome?
Dark Japheth: And making a character is easy as pie. Figure out what the group wants and make one.
AndrewRogue: And... sex isn't even necessary with Skoc. Just dress man-sluttily.
Chromeus18: I'm gonna use your Kin for SDrpg, slightly modified.
AndrewRogue: Oh. Nifty. *feels loved to have someone use something of his*
PunkJack87: Cool-like. Was looking to join a campaign with a dude I dun really know. Wouldn't give me the freedom to change gauntlets of strength to a cloak or something of the sort...
PunkJack87: I dun like by-the-book campaigns. Boring.
Dark Japheth: If you explain why you want it in cloak form, I let you have it.
Chromeus18: If you find a book for this campaign, the Christian Coalition has it on a "To Be Burned" list.
Dark Japheth: Hell, if you can't fit your character concept into a base class, feel free to use one that isn't core.
Dark Japheth: I run things entirely by the book. Technically.
Dark Japheth: Because
Dark Japheth: You see, in the beginning
AndrewRogue: There was man.
PunkJack87: Iono any noncore base classes. <.<
Dark Japheth: it says "This book is just rules. Ignore it if you want. Or change it or what not."
PunkJack87: Right, I mean people who use the book-world, and the book items, classes, races an' all that shit.
Chromeus18: down with FR!
PunkJack87: Not that I got something against 'em, they jus' get to be a bore easy.
Dark Japheth: I use them! I am just not limited by them.
PunkJack87: Tha's what I meant.
Dark Japheth: You want to play a phyrexian ripoff? A machine? A mech pilot? GO FOR IT.
Dark Japheth: I know.
Dark Japheth: I just like tooting my own horn.
Dark Japheth: Toot toot.
PunkJack87: Mm, right, right.
tortgurt: you are the enginer gorth
PunkJack87: So, wha's the party got now?
Sarcazmo47: Let me give you the really quick version.
PunkJack87: I'd appreciate a really quick version.
Sarcazmo47: Many moons ago, the uber god of hatred and being realy super pissed died.
Sarcazmo47: It was very heroic.
Sarcazmo47: Now, many years later, a blind noble and his coterie of asskickers are gathering the remaining pieces of his corpse.
Sarcazmo47: The blind noble is markedly evil.
Sarcazmo47: The rest of the party is callously neutral.
PunkJack87: I meant, like... class-wise?
PunkJack87: Ish?
Chromeus18: Fighter here
Sarcazmo47: Oh.
Sarcazmo47: Fighter, fighter, and monk.
Sarcazmo47: And druid who is occasionally around.
PunkJack87: Mm.
PunkJack87: I'll be one of those occasional-types.
PunkJack87: Not that I ever do anything, I just got a bad memory, prolly forget to show up a lot.
Dark Japheth: Doesn't matter! We have no schedule!
PunkJack87: Oh, that works.
tortgurt: you bet it does
PunkJack87: Eh, as far as making my character... I need an ECL.
Dark Japheth: 6!
Sarcazmo47: Actually, it would be best if you consider my character a charisma rogue with good fighting and no sneak attack.
PunkJack87: Mm, odds are I'm not gonna consider your character.
Sarcazmo47: Excellent
PunkJack87: Mm, I'll be back. Wanna find me books. 3.5?
Dark Japheth: Actually.
Dark Japheth: Use whichever you want.
Dark Japheth: I make everyone with 3.0 and 3.5. I mix them to horrific effects. You can do the same but you do not have to.
Dark Japheth: For example, bards are 3.5 bards, but I use 3.0 perform (one performance type per rank!)
PunkJack87: Iono shit about 3.5.
tortgurt: want the System reference document?
PunkJack87: I only got the core 3e books, bought them when they came out...
PunkJack87: Not really.
tortgurt: allright
PunkJack87: Thanks, though.
tortgurt: np
PunkJack87: +1 ECL on an assimar?
Dark Japheth: Yep.
Dark Japheth: I think it should be +2, but the books disagree with me. Go for the +2.
Dark Japheth: +1 rather
Dark Japheth: brain is dead
Dark Japheth: lack of functioning make matt sad panda
PunkJack87: I ain't played in a long while, so I'll be asking questions... Prolly a lot.
Dark Japheth: Not a problem. I'm a retard, I don't know half the rules. *hugs Kirk for knowing the other half*
Chromeus18: I know alot too
tortgurt: i know... some...
Dark Japheth: I know mages.
Dark Japheth: Guess what this group doesn't have?
Dark Japheth: Mages.
Dark Japheth: I don't know all the combat maneuvers fighters are good at, like tripping, or what not.
PunkJack87: And my characters are generally reckless and quick-to-die, so... 'Sokay if I jus' roll up a new one?
Dark Japheth: And grapples.
Chromeus18: Hey, I offered
Dark Japheth: Yep
PunkJack87: Yeah, I's making a wizzy or sorc.
tortgurt: bleh, i should try out my new PrC sometime, see if it is actually any good....
Dark Japheth: Andy, are j00 there?
Dark Japheth: http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/genmess age.php?board=215&topic=17099900&page =1
Dark Japheth: This topic makes me giggle. I'm the funniest and coolest person there.
Dark Japheth: My idiotic opponent- "On the matter of Bardic Music. Again, D&D tosses a magic lable. There's prescious little magic to it, at least in the arcane abracadabra sense."
Dark Japheth: Me- "D&D tosses a magic label on it. Guess what. This isn't a debate about real life. This is D&D. Real life =/= D&D. D&D =/= real life. Two completely unrelated things."
Dark Japheth: "Lets debate about Ham. I'll only talk about Envelopes, though, but we'll have an intelligent Ham debate!"
Chromeus18: *stuffs an envelope with ham to thwart gorth*
PunkJack87: What for abilities?
Dark Japheth: Pick them.
Dark Japheth: All 18s = I kill you with a god.
Dark Japheth: Be fair and reasonable. Or you can roll them!
PunkJack87: Mm, pick my abilities. That are very RP-conscious.
tortgurt: I rolled mine
Dark Japheth: But you can adjust at will, so really, picking them is easier on everyone.
Sarcazmo47: Hokay.
Sarcazmo47: To give you a sense of the current party objective.
PunkJack87: Fuck it, I'm rolling. Picking my stats is too confusing... >.> I'll prolly modify something to an 18, though.
Sarcazmo47: They commissioned a dreadnaught.
Sarcazmo47: A massive fucking dreadnaught.
Sarcazmo47: Now Skocion wants it crewed.
*OnlineHost*: PunkJack87 rolled 4 6-sided dice: 6 1 1 2
*OnlineHost*: PunkJack87 rolled 4 6-sided dice: 3 1 1 5
*OnlineHost*: PunkJack87 rolled 4 6-sided dice: 5 2 6 5
*OnlineHost*: PunkJack87 rolled 4 6-sided dice: 1 6 6 5
*OnlineHost*: PunkJack87 rolled 4 6-sided dice: 1 5 3 5
*OnlineHost*: PunkJack87 rolled 4 6-sided dice: 3 5 1 6
PunkJack87: Me? Don't bother telling me, my character ain't ready, prolly won't be for a while.
Dark Japheth: Hey look, its Hunter!
PunkJack87: Wow, those are some horrid rolls.
Dark Japheth: You ain't the only one who wants to teh join.
PunkJack87: I thought everybody else was in?
Sarcazmo47: But he's an elitist ass, so he's actually sailed to the country of evil to get a crew he likes.
Sarcazmo47: And he's about to go on an expedition into the wilderness to find fiends to crew his boat.
Sarcazmo47: Yeah, that's right.
Chromeus18: 9, 9, 17, 17, 13, 14 isn't all that bad actually
PunkJack87: I'm fuckin' confused.
tortgurt: not really bad at all
PunkJack87: Mm, I didn't notice the 6s, just all the ones.
PunkJack87: Din't count it up.
tortgurt: heh
Sarcazmo47: Devils and demons. To crew his boat.
Sarcazmo47: Yep.
Dark Japheth: Whats it named, Kirk?
Sarcazmo47: The dreadnaught Avakrem.
Dark Japheth: Chrome, I expect you to hit your head into the desk no fewer than 15 times.
Dark Japheth: I did when he said it.
Dark Japheth: :P
Dark Japheth: You realize if you tell Alex
Sarcazmo47: I already have.
Dark Japheth: he'll likely go into a berserk nerd rage.
Dark Japheth: Oh.
Dark Japheth: Bah.
Sarcazmo47: He did.
Chromeus18: I remember the first Avakrem.
Sarcazmo47: He told me Nellix would come and smite me.
Dark Japheth: I bet he would.
Dark Japheth: But Alex, as I've told him before, is a PC. His character is nellix.
Dark Japheth: if he wants to do something with him, to tell me.
Dark Japheth: *shrugs*
Sarcazmo47: I asked why, if he doesn't smite murderers, thieves, and rapists, he would smite a guy for giving his boat a pretentious name.
Dark Japheth: Did he storm off in VIOLENT ANGER
Dark Japheth: ESTRAUS INTERIUS
Dark Japheth: IRA VEHEMENTI
Sarcazmo47: Anyhoo.
PunkJack87: Right.
Sarcazmo47: Did we actually want to run some game tonight?
tortgurt: i could
Dark Japheth: Yes, but now I am hungered and must find sustenance.
Chromeus18: i had subway
Chromeus18: meatball subs rock my face off.
tortgurt: have fun with that, *goes to try to catch up on logs*
Chromeus18: I'm gonna try to finish my SD races.
Sarcazmo47: Yay for music with lots of bass being played by your neighbors!
tortgurt: YAY!
Chromeus18: Turn on a porn movie and turn it on full blast.
Sarcazmo47: No, because that would piss off MY neighbors.
Dark Japheth: I wonder where the andrew is
tortgurt: lol, i think you should try to get in there when they arnt there and losen the bolts on his magnet.
Chromeus18: The Andrew is chopped up in my freezer. I'm making stew tomorrow.
tortgurt: sounds good
Dark Japheth: Men At Work = bitchin band
Dark Japheth: Krist's theme song is either "It ain't easy being green" or "Land Down Under"
tortgurt: ive never heard em
Chromeus18: Krist's theme should be....
Chromeus18: lemme think
Chromeus18: War Frogs, a remix of Black Sabbath's War Pigs!
PunkJack87: Christ, sorcerors have a horrible skill selection.
tortgurt: lol
tortgurt: yeah
Dark Japheth: So pick ones that fit. I don't particularly care.
Dark Japheth: Mechanics? DOn't need em!
Dark Japheth: Does someone have my "sorceror variant" on hand?
Dark Japheth: And can they send it to this fellow Jack?
Sarcazmo47: No.
Sarcazmo47: There's the Battle Sorcerer in Unearthed Arcana....
Sarcazmo47: There's also the Generic Spellcaster Class!
AndrewRogue: I'm back now.
AndrewRogue: Really.
AndrewRogue: I swear.
Dark Japheth: Yay
PunkJack87: Same deal with items as the rest of it?
Dark Japheth: Pick and choose. Really, really cool stuff, like tomes, rings of wishes and what not = nono don't pick
PunkJack87: Right.
tortgurt: ill be afk for a second
Chromeus18: anyone here played any games from the mana series?
Dark Japheth: Yes.
AndrewRogue: SoM was cool.
Dark Japheth: All of them. I think. Mana, and SD3?
Chromeus18: Can you think of any races in those games which are closely aligned to Fire and Water?
Chromeus18: Elves are Dryad, Beastmen are Luna, Dwarves are Gnome, Sprites are Jinn.
Chromeus18: Neko-Kin are Aura
Dark Japheth: Salamanders
Dark Japheth: and Mermaids = Sylph. Or was it Undine? I don't remember
AndrewRogue: Undine
Chromeus18: Undine
tortgurt: yeah
Chromeus18: I'd need something capable of moving on land though for Undine.
AndrewRogue: Give Merfolk ability to Alter Self- Tail to Legs at Will <.<
Sarcazmo47: Wasn't undine just a hot chick with a trident?
AndrewRogue: Undine was a Mermaid as I recall.
Dark Japheth: And a mermaid fin!
Sarcazmo47: Hmm.
Dark Japheth: l4g
Chromeus18: I'd like to keep it in tune with SD races too
Sarcazmo47: SO
Sarcazmo47: Are we gaming?
Chromeus18: I'm thinking Sahagins, modified heavily for Undine.
Dark Japheth: That can work.
Dark Japheth: I think we should game.
Chromeus18: Yes, lets
Chromeus18: *puts on ultra scary Krist mask*
PunkJack87: Yeah, game.
Dark Japheth: Recap - Some stuff happened. It was a while ago, so I don't remember exactly what it was.
Dark Japheth: Couldn't have been that important or I'd remember it now.
Chromeus18: Krist got his revenge!
Dark Japheth: </recap>
Dark Japheth: ~-~-~BEGIN~-~-~
AndrewRogue: (And where are we beginning anyway?)
Dark Japheth: (The SHIP, of course. :P)
Chromeus18: Krist lays in his bunk, considering taking a swim.
AndrewRogue: *Landus much perfers the open air of the deck. So that's where he goes.*
Chromeus18: Capuchin is gone, right?
Dark Japheth: Yep.
Chromeus18: Krist heads up on deck. How high is it from the railing to the water?
Dark Japheth: Kirk?
Chromeus18: I don't know why I'm worried about getting back on the ship. Krist's swim speed is faster than the boat's :P
Dark Japheth: Yeah.
Dark Japheth: :P
AndrewRogue: (Were we sailing somewhere? *thought we were docked* <.<)
Dark Japheth: Yeah,.
Dark Japheth: At Rivas Kul.
Chromeus18: To Rivas Kul
Chromeus18: Or now, I suppose we're heading to get the fiends for crew.
AndrewRogue: Rawr. Crew!
Chromeus18: Assuming 15 ranks in jump can get him back on deck, Krist dives in the water and has a nice swim.
AndrewRogue: *watches boredly before resuming his exercises and routines on deck*
Dark Japheth: Rocking.
Chromeus18: He brings his scythe, just in case.
Chromeus18: doodly doodly doo
Chromeus18: Are the elementals water or air?
Dark Japheth: Water.
Chromeus18: Krist strikes up a conversation in Aquan!~
Chromeus18: "How do you do?"
Dark Japheth: It responds, its voice like the falling of a wave. "We do."
Chromeus18: "Let me rephrase that. Are you doing well?"
Dark Japheth: "Is water wet?"
Chromeus18: "Mmm yes. Perhaps I could relieve you for a moment, if you're tired."
Dark Japheth: It looks at you almost oddly. "We do not get tired, Krist."
Sarcazmo47: This strikes me as terribly funny.
Dark Japheth: I agree.
Dark Japheth: On a side note
tortgurt: (concures)
Sarcazmo47: And the ship is very big - about fifty feet from deck to the water.
Dark Japheth: there aren't enough fiends with swim speeds.
Sarcazmo47: Swim speeds?
Chromeus18: "Well, I apologize. I've never... known any of your kind before, and have always wanted to meet some."
Sarcazmo47: Fuck that!
Sarcazmo47: They can FLY.
Dark Japheth: "Then greetings. I am Absolom."
Chromeus18: "You apparently already know my name, so I'll not bother repeating it."
Chromeus18: "It's a rare occasion when I get to enjoy the depths of the sea. I've heard that your realm is... a realm of water, correct?"
Dark Japheth: "Yes."
Dark Japheth: "Why do you not often enjoy the depths of the sea?"
Chromeus18: "I'd much like to visit it." Krist considers the question a bit. "I have promised to help Skocion find his lineage, so there's little time to enjoy myself."
Dark Japheth: The elemental looks confused, and shakes its head. "The sea answers all."
Chromeus18: Krist blinks. "As a being attuned to the sea, would you know anything?"
Dark Japheth: "I personally do not. But look."
Dark Japheth: It turns its head and gazes at the waves.
Dark Japheth: "Listen."
Dark Japheth: It does so and is quiet.
Chromeus18: Krist does the same, observing the murky darkness around him for a moment, before closing his eyes and focusing on listening.
Dark Japheth: The waves are calming.
Dark Japheth: So calming.
Chromeus18: Krist swims along peacefully for awhile, taking in the elemental's wisdom and trying to make sense of it. Or nonsense of it, after all, it's just a fucking blob of water.
Dark Japheth: Yep.
Dark Japheth: And it doesn't have much intelligence.
PunkJack87: (My thoughts exactly)
Dark Japheth: But the waves are very good.
Chromeus18: Krist returns to the deck after about an hour. Or tries to, since 50 feet is damned high.
Chromeus18: Jump/Climb or can we assume I try until I get it?
Dark Japheth: Yep.
AndrewRogue: *will watch his attempts and chuckle at the first few failures*
Chromeus18: Krist hops over the railing, with a calmness in his eyes. "Shut it, or I'll stuff you and have you for dinner."
Dark Japheth: With the skull, he sounds like he could, and WOULD, do it.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion finally emerges from his cabin, dressed in functional reds instead of a more outrageous outfit. He takes a slow tour of the deck, watching the new crew learning to work together, and then makes his way over to Krist
AndrewRogue: *kicks back and flaps* "Eh heh... you'd have to reach me."
Sarcazmo47: and Landus.
Chromeus18: "You'd probably taste fowl anyways."
Dark Japheth: (50 XP to chrome.)
AndrewRogue: "Cute."
Dark Japheth: (That was too awesome.)
Chromeus18: (whoo!)
AndrewRogue: "Would you like a 'And you'd taste fishy' retort?"
Sarcazmo47: He's clasping his hands behind his back, holding the steel rod he always carries, and giggles at Krist's comment.
Sarcazmo47: Yes, the man giggles.
Sarcazmo47: He's a pretty boy.
Chromeus18: "Actually, I've heard I'd taste like chicken. Which is better than pidgeon, I'd assume."
Chromeus18: "Greetings Skocion."
AndrewRogue: "Yo Skoc."
Chromeus18: "You truly overdid yourself with this ship. It took me several tries to climb back aboard after taking a swim."
Chromeus18: (on a sidenote of personal whoring, check out the map I made for this campaign :P http://www.geocities.com/terrybrash/Amaryl lis.jpg )
Chromeus18: (for Jack and Tort, of course)
AndrewRogue: (You deserve to whore it. Its sexy.)
Dark Japheth: (Yeah. I made your prestige class get a +2 to badassness for it.)
tortgurt: (it is very cool)
PunkJack87: Backlike.
PunkJack87: (Er, oops)
Chromeus18: (my mapmaking services are available to any campaign, as long as I get to put my name on it.)
Chromeus18: Krist awaits Skocion's reply >_>
Sarcazmo47: "I didnt build it, Krist. I just paid for it. Have you decided whether or not you like it yet?"
Chromeus18: "If you intended for it to be a floating fortress, you succeeded. I personally dislike it's height over the water. Perhaps we can add a ladder to the side?"
Chromeus18: "Removable, of course."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion laughs. "Certainly. I'm sure that a few are in the hold. Next time, simply call for a rope ladder."
Chromeus18: "Any idea when we'll reach our destination?"
Sarcazmo47: He claps his hands. "Our destination! Yes, we should speak of that."
Sarcazmo47: "First, though."
Sarcazmo47: "Do you remember the creatures that came when we made the Groli'kam?"
Chromeus18: "Fondly."
Chromeus18: Krist smirks.
AndrewRogue: "Oh yeah. They were loads of fun."
Sarcazmo47: "He nods. The fiends, the oni, are in fact loosly associated with my faith." He shrugs, and you see that today a holy symbol droops over his shirt. Shai'tan's holy symbol. The one everyone knows.
Sarcazmo47: Put the " AFTER the He nods
Dark Japheth: ok.
Chromeus18: Krist blinks.
Chromeus18: "Go on."
AndrewRogue: "Well now that's lovely."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion grins at him with more than a touch of irony. "They are despicable and filled with hate and loathing for the world of mortals - but they are powerful, and they follow power like honey.
Sarcazmo47: I wish to bring oni on board this ship to complete its fighting coterie."
Chromeus18: Krist blinks once, then twice.
Chromeus18: "I hope you have a means to corral them planned. I doubt the current crew is capable of defending themselves against Oni."
Sarcazmo47: He shakes his head. "I do not have the skills or the magics to conjure them or bind them. No, I intend to find the ones that roam freely in Rivas Kul and persuade, barter, or brutalize them into the service of this ship.
Sarcazmo47: Some of them bow to tyranny, some to money, and some to strength."
Chromeus18: "I believe I have the strength issue handled. You have the money issue handled, perhaps the tyranny as well."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion grins.
Chromeus18: "We could always offer them Landus in exchange for service."
PunkJack87: (About to introduce my character, gonna IM my appearance to Chrome, Sarcazmo, and Andrew)
Sarcazmo47: Skocion laughs and shakes his head.
AndrewRogue: "We could always feed you to them Frog. You do taste better, as you so proclaimed."
Sarcazmo47: "There is one other that will needs be involved. If you'll come to my cabin..."
Sarcazmo47: He proceeds to lead them that way.
AndrewRogue: (Skocion has a new love interest I think... <.<)
Chromeus18: "I didn't see you sending any of them fleeing for their life last we met with their kind."
Chromeus18: Krist follows.
AndrewRogue: "No you didn't. Because mine died."
AndrewRogue: *follows*
PunkJack87: Jack stands on the dock, looking up at the boat. He wasn't seen coming there, and stands still as if he's been there a long time. The hood of his jacket is over his head, cloaking his face in shadow.
Sarcazmo47: Cabin is as cabin does. This time, there's a woman in it when Skocion opens the door.
Chromeus18: "I don't believe you could even see the other.."
Dark Japheth: The woman sitting in Skocion's office, waiting patiently, is a rather strikingly cute woman.
Dark Japheth: Her hair is straight and red, her eyes a dancing green. She is clad with a symbol of the moon, a holy symbol which perilously dangles between two mountains.
Chromeus18: (literally or rhetorically?)
PunkJack87: (Rhetorically? D'ya mean figuratively? I think rhetorically has something to do with questions...)
Chromeus18: (it has to do with any manner of speaking)
Sarcazmo47: (Horay for rhetoric!)
Chromeus18: (as in, she has gigantic breasts)
PunkJack87: (Damn rhetoric to hell.)
Dark Japheth: (rhetorically)
Dark Japheth: (figuratively)
Dark Japheth: (yes, humongo boobs. She's charisma 17.)
PunkJack87: (That's rhetoric? Huh. I din't know boobies was rhetoric. Fair 'nuff.)
Sarcazmo47: "Let me introduce the two of you to Nayaresh, Intiate Of The First Circle of the Dark Mother."
tortgurt: (heh DD charisma....)
Chromeus18: (rhetorically is a blanket phrase I use when I don't know the exact word :P)
Dark Japheth: She bows her head gracefully, leaning forward ever so slightly. She eyes both the frog and the bird up and down.
Chromeus18: (figuratively was it though)
AndrewRogue: *matches her gaze*
Sarcazmo47: (Look, there's the caring. Oh, wait, it's gone.)
Chromeus18: Krist just blinks.
PunkJack87: Jack pulls a 6"x6"x2" metal box from the inside of his jacket and pulls it open, revealing two rows of tightly rolled cigarettes. The papers vary in color and no two are alike.
PunkJack87: (Don't pay too much attention to me, just solo-RPing.)
Sarcazmo47: ((It's good for you! Do it all the time!))
Chromeus18: "It's a pleasure to meet you, Lady Nayaresh."
PunkJack87: He pulls a red one from the case delicately before snapping it back shut and returning it to a hidden pocket. He brings it to his mouth and wonders why in the hell he doesn't know some sorta spell to light it.
Chromeus18: Krist bows slightly
Sarcazmo47: "The priestess will be assisting us in dealing with tanar'ri."
AndrewRogue: "Heya."
Chromeus18: knowledge: anything to know what initiate of the first circle means?
Chromeus18: history, maybe? :P
Dark Japheth: (just low level cleric.)
Dark Japheth: (Common knowledge.)
Chromeus18: just checking
Dark Japheth: "It is well. The Dark Mother's children are well suited to service the mouths....." and she leaves the rest of that silent... "of her chosen disciples."
PunkJack87: Brings a 3" long, slim piece of metal up from his jacket and pushes the side. A small flame jumps from the top and Jack takes two quick puffs, lighting the cigarette, then returns the piece of metal.
AndrewRogue: *she gets the Landus SMM if she's going to be quiet-ish* <.<
Sarcazmo47: SMM?
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
AndrewRogue: *SMS
Dark Japheth: pass.
Sarcazmo47: SMS?
AndrewRogue: Sense Motive Special. Gorth got tired of my ungodly ranks.
AndrewRogue: So he gave me a toy to play with.
Chromeus18: Krist blinks two more times. "You are a rather striking specimen. Would you be averse to having your likeness forever preserved?"
Sarcazmo47: Skocion grins. "You'll find their company endearing, priestess. Trust me."
Chromeus18: Krist reaches down to grab his clay, and remembers he left it in his room.
AndrewRogue: "Oh yeah. We're wonderful. Skoc keeps us well groomed and everything."
Dark Japheth: "Not here. Perhaps later, in my room?" She smiles coyly.
Dark Japheth: "I will. Most certainly."
Chromeus18: "As you wish." Krist retorts, rather unemotionally.
PunkJack87: Jack continues to puff at the cigarette quietly, it's burning extraordinarily slowly, creating an enormous amount of smoke for the amount of material being burned.
Chromeus18: (you're making me smoke, dude :P)
AndrewRogue: (XD)
PunkJack87: (Wish I had a damned cigarette. -_- Or some pot.)
tortgurt: (considers grabing his pipe....)
PunkJack87: (Won't have none 'till tomorrow. Or today, I guess.)
PunkJack87: (Got, like, three bongs and a bowl... Scraped 'em all bone-dry.)
Dark Japheth: (...I just bought some weed. I'll probably smoke it tomorrow. Anyone want game then?)
Chromeus18: "So what is your plan for obtaining the service of the Oni, Lady Nayaresh?"
Dark Japheth: (Game with stoned gorth = normal game but the DM has fun!)
tortgurt: (sure)
Dark Japheth: "I know their names. Their powers. What their motivations are."
AndrewRogue: (And he gives away plot secrets <.<)
PunkJack87: (Mm, no-can-do.)
PunkJack87: (I's gotta go hang with my dad tomorrow. Gonna get high with him.)
Dark Japheth: She smiles. "And having heard of the troubles.." she looks at skocion... "Involving the devils... I will avoid them."
Dark Japheth: (Rock on.)
PunkJack87: (Old hippy. xD)
Chromeus18: Krist lowers his head. "I shall keep you safe from them then, if things turn awry."
tortgurt: (heh)
PunkJack87: Jack looks up at the sky, his cigarette defies the rain that falls around him, seemingly ignoring it. [What's taking the bitch so long?] he wonders to himself.
Dark Japheth: She nods. "Thank you for that."
Dark Japheth: "One of their... associates.. is a man named Jack. He will be assisting us. I told him to wait on the dock. Do you mind if we continue outside?"
PunkJack87: (By the way, Jack's got a clear Ioun stone all floating 'round his head.)
Sarcazmo47: Skocion nods. "Why don't we?"
Sarcazmo47: And heads on out that way.
Chromeus18: Krist steps out of the door. "You are the diplomat, Lady Nayaresh."
AndrewRogue: *just follows 'em out last*
Chromeus18: Krist stops by his room on the way, and grabs his stuff.
PunkJack87: Jack pulls the half-smoked cigarette from his mouth and throws it into the water, exhaling one last breath of smoke.
PunkJack87: (Forgot to do HP.)
*OnlineHost*: PunkJack87 rolled 5 4-sided dice: 4 2 4 2 2
Dark Japheth: Nice rolls. Mostly.
Chromeus18: (roll 5 more)
Dark Japheth: Nayaresh does so. (yeah, and take the better of the results)
*OnlineHost*: PunkJack87 rolled 5 4-sided dice: 1 1 3 3 4
Chromeus18: 4 2 4 3 4
PunkJack87: (34 HP)
PunkJack87: (4 4 4 3 3)
tortgurt: (concures)
AndrewRogue: (You line them up Jack :p)
PunkJack87: Jack watches them come toward him, the hood keeping his face well hidden.
Chromeus18: (your call :P)
Dark Japheth: *doesn't care*
Chromeus18: So, we pulling in to port?
PunkJack87: (His eyes are light blue and insanely piercing, most people find it hard to break a gaze held by him. His hair is short and black.)
PunkJack87: (Addition to appearance.)
PunkJack87: (You were already docked.... Right?)
tortgurt: (in Rivas Kul?)
Sarcazmo47: Indeed.
Sarcazmo47: The ship is docked.
Chromeus18: Oh
Chromeus18: Krist looks over the familiar area, and grimaces slightly.
Sarcazmo47: And Skocion, Krist, Landus, and the cleric chick are headed out to meet a man named Jack that hangs out with fiends.
Dark Japheth: "This is Jack." Nayaresh nods and gestures to him.
Chromeus18: Krist blinks at the hooded man. "Greetings Jack."
AndrewRogue: "Heya."
PunkJack87: Jack looks over the four of them, paying little attention to the buxom priestess. He sizes them up, staring at each of the three in turn for a few seconds before responding.
Chromeus18: (god i love my cordless mouse and keyboard)
PunkJack87: "Greetings... Shall we move this conversation to somewhere less... Wet?"
tortgurt: (enjoying a nice soft surface?)
Sarcazmo47: Dost thou require descriptions?
PunkJack87: (Wouldn't mind 'em.)
Chromeus18: (my couch :P)
Chromeus18: "Precipitation does not bother me, but for the sake of the others, let's."
AndrewRogue: (www.geocities.com/daoacast and click on Landus' character sheet for mine.) "Eh heh... whatever. If you want."
PunkJack87: (Link's broken' or somethin'.)
tortgurt: http://www.geocities.com/terrybrash/daoaca st.html
Dark Japheth: (note lack of NPC's.)
Dark Japheth: (>.>)
AndrewRogue: (Sorry. I can't type.)
Sarcazmo47: For teh fun of it.
PunkJack87: Jack turns from the group and begins to walk toward a well-known tavern of the city, expecting them to follow.
Dark Japheth: "As you wish." Naya follows the group.
Chromeus18: Krist might recognize it, who knows?
Chromeus18: only the DM!
Sarcazmo47: Skocion is a man of average-to-low height, small but wiry build, and a bishounen look. He's got the long platinum hair, the pale skin, and the pretty looks. And boy is he pretty.
Dark Japheth: Sure, why not?
Sarcazmo47: He's also blind as a bat - his eyes are the color of milk.
Dark Japheth: White?
Chromeus18: (he also has sex with anything not tied down with magical chains)
tortgurt: (that stops him?)
Sarcazmo47: His outfit consists of trousers, leather gloves, leather boots, and a surcoat - all a deep crimson.
PunkJack87: Jack pulls the hood away from his head as he steps into the dry tavern. He walks to a table and, throwing a glance back to them, revealing his face, which has a pleasant, unthreatening smile on it...
PunkJack87: He pulls a chair out from the table and looks at Naya, demonstrating common courtesy.
Sarcazmo47: The materials and designs of the clothing he wears, as well as the jewelry that adorns it, suits a noble, not an adventurer.
Dark Japheth: The tavern isn't crowded- being about high noon, most people aren't drinking yet.
Sarcazmo47: He carries a sword at his side, but whether or not he can use it is yours to guess.
Dark Japheth: She sits in the seat offered. "Thank you."
Sarcazmo47: He also wears a hat.
Sarcazmo47: A really big one.
PunkJack87: Jack sits down in the seat next to her, making no motion to move close to her. He looks at the three.
Sarcazmo47: It's divided into thirteen sections and adorned with sigils you probably don
Sarcazmo47: don't recognize unless you've got knowledge astrology.
AndrewRogue: *slouches comfortably into a chair*
Chromeus18: Krist sits
Sarcazmo47: He's also decorated the outfit with a stylized golden ankh, which appears repeatedly on his sleeves, trousers, everywhere.
Sarcazmo47: There's a house insignia, but I'll describe that if you look at it.
Sarcazmo47: Anyhoo, he sits.
Chromeus18: and orders a glass of wine when a server comes.
PunkJack87: Jack orders brandy with a courteous smile at the server when s/he comes. "Now, I'm not quite clear on the nature of what's needed from me."
Sarcazmo47: And offers Jack his hand to shake, coupled with an unnerving smile.
Dark Japheth: She nods. "Your mother was of our clergy, Jack. You are... born of man and demon. Thus, you're perhaps the best negotiator."
Dark Japheth: "Plus, you have arcane might."
Chromeus18: "Half-Oni, then?" Krist just blinks.
PunkJack87: Jack shakes Skoc's hand, keeping the pleasant smile about his face.
PunkJack87: "Not quite. Simply some inbreeding somewhere."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion seems like the most trustworthy man you've ever met.
PunkJack87: "I personally am born of man and woman. But somewhere along the line, one was not a man nor a woman, but a demon. Hence my abilities."
Sarcazmo47: In fact, you feel almost compelled to trust him.
PunkJack87: Jack seems to trust Skocion, but trusts absolutely no one in reality.
Chromeus18: "You're still Oni-born somewhere. That's an edge, I suppose."
PunkJack87: "Mm, it's not hindered me thus far."
Dark Japheth: "Indeed. It has only aided you. As it may aid us."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion leans back. "And what is the typical cost of such a serivce? I presume you are not called upon on a regular basis to seek out demons in their lairs."
Chromeus18: When Krist's wine arrives, he takes a sip.
PunkJack87: Jack nods, "I'm negotiating with who or what exactly? And if I'm to use all my abilities in addition to my language expertise, I expect to be well-paid."
Chromeus18: Krist chimes in. "Skocion does not skimp when it comes to payment."
Chromeus18: He looks a bit concerned though.
PunkJack87: "A full share of what's found in the lair, excluding any specific objects you might be after... And we'll say one hundred pieces of platinum. Though that's a rough estimate, and should the mission take long...
PunkJack87: "I'll expect more. Nothing but fair compensation, of course."
PunkJack87: Jack drinks from the sweet brandy deeply before setting the glass back down. He looks over the three men, no longer smiling, his eyes almost certainly catch their attention, he settles on Skoc.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion coughs politely into his glass.
AndrewRogue: "Sheesh."
Sarcazmo47: "That's quite a sum. However, I think you may have been misled about our purpose here."
PunkJack87: "I consider my life highly valuable, and don't take risking it lightly."
Sarcazmo47: "We don't intend to fight them or rob them. We intend to recruit them."
Sarcazmo47: "I don't need you to lay your life on the line. I just need a guide."
Chromeus18: Krist takes another sip of wine.
PunkJack87: "Mm, I misunderstood. Then the price for my services will be 50 pieces of platinum. Anytime you're dealing with a powerful demon, your life is on the line."
Chromeus18: "You need not fear for your life. We won't let anything happen to you."
Chromeus18: (you do need to play a musical instrument to join in our band though :P)
Sarcazmo47: Skocion nods. "That's reasonable. Which is to say, you're gouging me horribly, but I have neither the time nor the inclination to argue with you. Very well. Fifty platinum upon completion."
PunkJack87: Jack nods.
PunkJack87: "Where are we going, then?"
PunkJack87: He takes another long draft from his cup before setting it down, returning his gaze to Skocion.
Dark Japheth: Naya speaks up quietly. "First, probably to the cellars of the stableman."
Dark Japheth: "There is a Vrock there."
Dark Japheth: "He's in hiding, fearing the wrath of a Kyton he angered over who got the rights to the intestines."
Chromeus18: Krist blinks.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion nods. "Excellent."
PunkJack87: Jack finishes the glass off, "No time like the present." he says briefly, dropping a piece of gold on the table as he walks to the door of the tavern, looks outside, and pulls the hood back over his head.
Dark Japheth: Awesome.
AndrewRogue: *cracks his knuckles*
Chromeus18: Krist finishes his wine as well, and stands.
Dark Japheth: I take break now, because I need about ten minutes to fully digest the sheer stupidity of the people who think it amusing to argue with me.
Dark Japheth: Andy, if you want to back me up in that prestige class topic, please, go right ahead.
PunkJack87: Link me.
Dark Japheth: Make sure you use the word Pythian at least fourteen times.
Dark Japheth: http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/genmess age.php?board=215&topic=17099900&page =2
AndrewRogue: Ugh. I'm getting tired of that topic.
Dark Japheth: I know you are!
Dark Japheth: But I'm not! Its funny!
Dark Japheth: Gorth- "There is no need for a prestige class. It was presented as a somewhat interesting option available that a DM could simply say is not valid."
Chromeus18: I just upgraded to WinXPpro SP2, and fucking Jinx uninstalled my nice, good, working firewall for the shitty one that came with it.
Dark Japheth: "With feats, eleven core classes, and the possibility of DM adjucation regarding individual classes and changes to said classes, it is entirely possible to never use a prestige class and still get your character concept."
Dark Japheth: ouch.
Chromeus18: i have to retweak all my shit now
Dark Japheth: Lamia- "FUCK YOU AND YOUR ROLEPLAYING NAZIISM!"
Dark Japheth: "PYTHIAN!"
Dark Japheth: Me- "....can you even read?"
Dark Japheth: Her- "PYTHIAN PYTHIAN PYTHIAN!'
tortgurt: heh, 'fun'
Chromeus18: someone tell me why windows would block internet explorer from the internet by default.
Dark Japheth: I think my best part of my latest post
Dark Japheth: lmao
Dark Japheth: .. actually, why bother responding intelligently to anything you say? You don't even bother reading this. Glibberty glooko! Stimga! Basaha!
Dark Japheth: Wait, I needed to include the word pythian somewhere in there to make them indisputable! It proves I'm smarter than you because I can use a dictionary!
Dark Japheth: And I know words that despite looking strange, mean simple things I could just as easily say, but I must show my pretentiousness!
Chromeus18: that's lamia in a nutshell, dude.
PunkJack87: ...Fuckin' pythian.
PunkJack87: Err, bitch.
Dark Japheth: She's actually nice to talk to on AIM.
Dark Japheth: And frankly, she's hella good with mechanics
PunkJack87: Don't know, don't care, just talking.
Dark Japheth: Granted, she has no depth and has her head up her ass
Dark Japheth: But! She's a lesbian! And a GIRL!
AndrewRogue: Doesn't that technically give her depth?
Dark Japheth: ....Technically, yes.
PunkJack87: -_- I's hanging out with a couple lezzies tomorrow.
AndrewRogue: Put that a line up.
Dark Japheth: Lesbians are cool.
Chromeus18: have you seen pics of her?
PunkJack87: Most lesbians are ugly as hell.
Dark Japheth: Nope. Don't need to
Chromeus18: fat lesbians are not cool
PunkJack87: I don't like to know lesbians.
Dark Japheth: I just imagine her as a hot girl
PunkJack87: I like their videos.
Dark Japheth: Dude. Andrew, she's a furry.
AndrewRogue: Gorth.
Dark Japheth: Like, a serious one. She dresses up in COSTUME and shit
AndrewRogue: I'ma say this once.
AndrewRogue: Furry = Sick
Chromeus18: i have $20 that says she is totally unattractive.
AndrewRogue: Cat-Girl = Fine
AndrewRogue: There is a massive difference.
Dark Japheth: You know, furries killed JFK
Sarcazmo47: Girl Dressed As Cat
PunkJack87: Otherwise, I dislike lesbians and like fags. Every lesbian out there is one, possibly two less women I have a chance of scoring with. Every fag out there is one, possibly two less men I have to compete with when trying to score.
Chromeus18: cat girl = furry
AndrewRogue: Don't make me find explanatory pictures <.<
Dark Japheth: ....heh. Jack, that was brilliant and I applaud you
Dark Japheth: NO
Dark Japheth: Its ok.
Chromeus18: i'm gonna try and reconfigure this goddamned firewall, if we continue tonight, let me know.
Dark Japheth: We should in five minutes or so.
Dark Japheth: Depends on how big a bowl I pack. brb.
tortgurt: brb
Chromeus18: dear lord
AndrewRogue: ?
Chromeus18: i'd kinda like a combat, it's refreshing after awhile.
Chromeus18: didn't you guys like my naga?
AndrewRogue: I agree. We need to kill something.
Dark Japheth: Yes
AndrewRogue: Without me failing spells.
AndrewRogue: Repeatedly.
Chromeus18: no worries Andy. Whenever Harkan is casting to kill an enemy with some special ability due to Spellsword, it will fail. :P
AndrewRogue: Yay!
AndrewRogue: Just like Stunning Fist <.<
Chromeus18: you can take as many rerolls as you like in the future, each 2 of them lets me fuck you over in a critical moment.
AndrewRogue: Eh.
AndrewRogue: AIM usually does that for me anyway <.<
Dark Japheth: I like that rule
Chromeus18: I'm only allowing it for spell failure right now.
Sarcazmo47: Andy.
Sarcazmo47: Touch Of Juiblex.
AndrewRogue: ?
Chromeus18: Maybe I'll evolve to using that rule for everything!
Sarcazmo47: Remember?
Sarcazmo47: The spell I suggested for Spellsword.
AndrewRogue: Oh.
AndrewRogue: You never gave me a name.
AndrewRogue: You just told me the bad-ass spell :p
Sarcazmo47: The one that turns them into a patch of green slime over the course of four rounds.
Chromeus18: New enemy!
Chromeus18: that melts metal weapons!
Chromeus18: or bare flesh!
Sarcazmo47: Chrome, if you ever need me to play an enemy in your game, I am so there.
Sarcazmo47: I'll make enemies that kill EVERYONE.
Chromeus18: You're in line for being a PC
Chromeus18: I have no trouble making enemies that kill everyone, believe me.
Chromeus18: I honestly didn't expect Harkan's Charm Person during the naga fight though.
Sarcazmo47: Why the fuck do people ARGUE about this stuff?
Chromeus18: I was gonna have Keith lay smacks on everyone except the Capuchin, since that would require a save to accomplish.
AndrewRogue: That's because I'm clever on occasion Chrome.
AndrewRogue: And occasionally have good ideas.
Sarcazmo47: PrC's are GOOD! NO THEY'RE NOT! YOU'RE AND IDIOT BECAUSE YOU DON'T POWERGAME! YOU'RE A BAD PERSON BECAUSE YOU DO!!!!
AndrewRogue: *huggles having Charm person prepared that night*
Chromeus18: You saved the whole party from an onslaught by demi-human forces :P
Chromeus18: Then again, I was rolling VERY badly that night.
AndrewRogue: I have to have Harkan be bad-ass when he is not getting dumped by halflings <.<
AndrewRogue: Its a pride thing.
Chromeus18: at least she's a hot halfling :P
AndrewRogue: Well duh :p
Chromeus18: she'll turn up again.
Dark Japheth: Actually
Dark Japheth: I like PrC's.
Dark Japheth: A lot.
Dark Japheth: I just don't think that they are 100% necessary like Lamia does.
Dark Japheth: so.
Chromeus18: considering the amount of love interests I blatantly throw at you guys, no one has really bitten.
Dark Japheth: Like Adun's hot stripper sister!
Chromeus18: yet another love interest!
Dark Japheth: Normally I'd have the Capuchin hit on her, but Cappy *did* just get married and all
Dark Japheth: too soon for kinkiness.
Chromeus18: you're lucky the unkillable NPC is a goblin, he can't get girls
Sarcazmo47: Yes, that's what I need to do.
Sarcazmo47: I need to make a PC to break up your marriage.
Chromeus18: feel free :P I'll add you to my plans.
Chromeus18: and oh so devious they are.
AndrewRogue: I'll come up with a plan!
Sarcazmo47: Anyway!
AndrewRogue: Sadly most of these plans involve Capuchin, several yards of rope and a cart.
AndrewRogue: <.<
Sarcazmo47: Are we pressing on, or stopping for teh night?
AndrewRogue: I think we intended to press when Gorth was back-ish
tortgurt: indeed
Chromeus18: I say let's go
Chromeus18: no need for me to metagame all night
Sarcazmo47: BWAHAHAH!
Sarcazmo47: Recruitng a Vrock. Why? Because Skocion is a fuckhead.
Sarcazmo47: Someone should slap some sense into that boy.
Chromeus18: in case tort is wondering, i run a campaign of my own, which we were discussing :P
AndrewRogue: I'll do it when the Stunning Fist DC is higher :p
tortgurt: i figured, som based?
PunkJack87: Well, we gonna play or what?
Chromeus18: Chrysalis is completly homebrew, SDRPG is just a side project.
tortgurt: oh, cool
Chromeus18: Gorth?
tortgurt: apparently he packed a large bowl
Chromeus18: or he turned a collander into a pipe
tortgurt: meh
tortgurt: whatever works
tortgurt: my friends allwasy end up smoking some sort of fruit
Chromeus18: your friends are idiots :P
Sarcazmo47: GORTH, WAKE UP BEFORE I KILL SOMEONE YOU LOVE!
tortgurt: lol, i think it is funny, last time i saw them do it was a pumkin, but yeah they are
Chromeus18: (his little sister)
Chromeus18: banana peels give a buzz, but they're best brewed into tea, according to my high school english teacher.
tortgurt: no, like they turn it into a pipe...
tortgurt: i guess bong would be the better word
Chromeus18: your friends need to be engineers then :P
tortgurt: sorry for the lack of clarity
tortgurt: two of em are...
tortgurt: heh
Chromeus18: that explains it.
PunkJack87: Bongs is easy to make from most fruit.
tortgurt: yeah it is
tortgurt: but they do it to extreams, they made a 24 person one once out of a giant watermellon...
tortgurt: it was amazing
AndrewRogue: ...see, this is why we English majors are so boring.
tortgurt: lol
AndrewRogue: We aren't technically apt enough to do that.
tortgurt: not to mention, FREE MELON BALLS!!!
tortgurt: anyways...
Chromeus18: fruitbongs: the wave of the future of potsmokers
Dark Japheth: :P
tortgurt: heh,too bad they dont actually smoke pot, though they do sell their creations to pot somkers.
Chromeus18: I say we go on, maybe gorth will... oh wait!
Dark Japheth: .....24 people
tortgurt: yeah
Dark Japheth: Holy shit, thats like a whole fucking ounce in a single massive bowl
tortgurt: could be
Chromeus18: probably with celery stalks as pipes :P
PunkJack87: I've seen some hookas that look like they'll hold at least an ounce in the bowl.
Chromeus18: do we continue now?
Dark Japheth: Dude, thats a hooka.
tortgurt: no, aquarium tubing, they aren't that adept at them XD
Dark Japheth: I dunno. Roll call!
Dark Japheth: Andrew!
AndrewRogue: Fuck you.
AndrewRogue: I mean...
AndrewRogue: Uh...
Dark Japheth: Visitor Until We Get To The Stables? Aka Tortgurt
AndrewRogue: Here <.<
tortgurt: YO
Dark Japheth: New guy!
Chromeus18: if Kirk doesn't answer, I swear I'll shove a two liter of coke in his ass.
AndrewRogue: ...
AndrewRogue: OW
Chromeus18: Jack!
PunkJack87: Dowhatnow?
PunkJack87: Ain't nobody shovin' a two-liter of nothin' in my ass... Oh, Kirk. Whoever that is.
Chromeus18: Sarcazmo
Dark Japheth: Kirk?
Sarcazmo47: Why are you putting anything near my ass, dude?
AndrewRogue: Could it be a two-litre of diet coke?
Chromeus18: good :P
Dark Japheth: Alrighty. All here.
Dark Japheth: Except chrome, never answered roll call!
Sarcazmo47: KILL HIM!
tortgurt: *stab*
Dark Japheth: ~-~-~RESUME~-~-~
Chromeus18: yes, kill me for not being present >_>
Dark Japheth: The High priestess.. "Well, lets go to the stables."
Chromeus18: Krist pulls Nayaresh's chair for her.
Dark Japheth: How nice! She'll thank you.
Chromeus18: He's expecting a sculpture later
AndrewRogue: Oh yeah.
AndrewRogue: A 'sculpture'
tortgurt: heh
Dark Japheth: 'zat what they call that now.
Chromeus18: I think Krist is the only virgin in this group, it's not gonna change anytime soon :P
AndrewRogue: Because cold, clammy sex = suck
Chromeus18: cold-blooded adapts to the area around, bitch!
Chromeus18: fuck me in a volcano, it's the HOTTEST SEX EVAR.
PunkJack87: Jack walks out into the rain, heading toward where he believes the stables to be.
Chromeus18: Krist will lead the way if Jack doesn't know.
Dark Japheth: Naturally, you are able to find the stables.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion will....follow like a blind man, Landus leading him.
Dark Japheth: You see a man, rather shadowy in the lack of the sun and the rain and the shadows and what not.
tortgurt: description time?
Dark Japheth: I think so.
Dark Japheth: Make it particularly important so they know you aren't an NPC I gave temporary control of.
AndrewRogue: XD And yeah, Landus does the seeing eye harpy thing.
Sarcazmo47: No, to do that you just have to be not Sopko.
tortgurt: Before you stands a man that looks slightly rugged and unkeep, his hair is wild and him and his equipment is slightly dingy. Unpon closer look you knowtice that he actually has two different colored eyes, one bule and one green.
Chromeus18: ...what color is bule?
tortgurt: he is currently tending to a wound on a horse, his movements seem to look slightly animalistic.
tortgurt: it is like blue, but different
Chromeus18: ah ok
tortgurt: np
Chromeus18: strangely, that sounds like an actual color >_>
Chromeus18: "Where is the door to your cellar, sir?"
tortgurt: that is because it techinacally is, but i belive it is a red brownish
tortgurt: *turns and looks at the group* "ehhh... I belive that it is over there, but you may want to take some care, our 'friend' down there acted up reciently and hurt this horse, he may still be riled up" and then *points*
Chromeus18: Krist is a Kuo Toan, wrapped up in a dark blue blanket that performs like a makeshift cloak. He has a scythe and longbow strapped to his back.
AndrewRogue: *stretches out* "I'm not sure I wouldn't mind him being wound up. I need to wind down."
AndrewRogue: *would
Chromeus18: "Thank you."
tortgurt: *chuckles* "well mind you he isnt at his fullest right now, i had to get him off this noble beast"
tortgurt: *continues to treat the horses wound*
Chromeus18: Krist goes and opens the door.
Chromeus18: and whips out his scythe, just in case.
PunkJack87: Jack throws a hard glance at Kroc and shakes his head slightly, following after Krist.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion.....trails along.
PunkJack87: *Skoc
Dark Japheth: The cellar... is deep. And dark.
tortgurt: (Kroc?)
Dark Japheth: And dank.
Chromeus18: Krist heads in, peering in.
Dark Japheth: Listen checks.
*OnlineHost*: PunkJack87 rolled 1 20-sided die: 8
PunkJack87: (Nope.)
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
*OnlineHost*: tortgurt rolled 1 20-sided die: 18
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 17
Chromeus18: 5 :P
AndrewRogue: 29
Dark Japheth: 29 is high,
tortgurt: 21
Dark Japheth: like me
Chromeus18: "Anyone have a lantern or torch?"
Dark Japheth: So I say... you hear breathing.
Dark Japheth: Heavy breathing at 20.
Dark Japheth: and up.
AndrewRogue: "He's definitely down there."
PunkJack87: Jack casts light on Krist's weapon, then looks at him and down the passage.
Chromeus18: Krist blinks, and leads the way down.
Dark Japheth: At the bottom... in the corner of the cellar...
Sarcazmo47: Skocion follows as only a blind man can.
PunkJack87: Jack follows behind, components, words, ministrations to spells race through his brain as he readies himself to subdue the beast.
Dark Japheth: There is a large, almost humanoid figure. Instead of arms, it has wings- or perhaps it has feathery patagia.
Dark Japheth: Its face is beaked, and its hands hooked talons. The whole thing is a sickly purple.
Dark Japheth: It hisses in Abyssal. "What do you want?"
PunkJack87: (Mm... Nobody speaks Abyssal, do they?"
PunkJack87: *)
Chromeus18: Krist holds his scythe out against it. "Do not strike against us."
AndrewRogue: *just waits to see if he must do some ass-kicking*
Chromeus18: if it speaks common :P
Dark Japheth: It hisses at the scythe. But says nothing. Does nobody truly speak abyssal?
Chromeus18: not me
PunkJack87: Jack says in Dark Speech, "Can you understand me?", raising an eyebrow at the thing.
Sarcazmo47: HAHAHAHAHA
PunkJack87: (I would have had I known its existence. As it is, my 4th language is giant.)
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
tortgurt: (and thus an entire plan comes crashing down)
PunkJack87: Woohoo! Plan-smasher!
Dark Japheth: It gurgles back incoherently. "Yes. Yes, I do."
PunkJack87: Jack, unnoticing of anything going awry replies, "We mean you no harm, don't attack..."
Sarcazmo47: Do we need to make some will saves, then?
Chromeus18: Krist holds his glowing scythe out during the exchange of words.
Dark Japheth: Nah. Its not the FEAT.
Dark Japheth: SO it doesn't have NASTY effects.
Sarcazmo47: Ahh.
PunkJack87: (o.O
Sarcazmo47: Righto.
Dark Japheth: Nothing.
PunkJack87: (It's a language. The hell're you assholes talking about?)
Chromeus18: (It's BoVD stuff)
PunkJack87: "A business associate wishes to acquire your services..."
Dark Japheth: "Then have him speak with me. Ashtera needs no translator."
PunkJack87: Jack looks to Skoc, "Says he can understand you," he says in common.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion steps forward and lauches into a gutteral exposition that hurts the ears.
Sarcazmo47: He also gestures for the priestess to come foward."
Dark Japheth: And so she does.
Sarcazmo47: Nix the "
Chromeus18: Krist holds his scythe up
PunkJack87: Jack looks between Skoc to the creature, to the priestess, the sounds to cast a ray of enfeeblement dance on his tongue, hands tense and ready.
Sarcazmo47: As he starts to speak, he pulls his glove off.
Dark Japheth: "...The hand." It replies in common."
Sarcazmo47: The hand it reveals is....disproportionate.
Sarcazmo47: "Yes."
Chromeus18: Krist slowly, slowly lowers his scythe.
Dark Japheth: "What is the proposition."
Sarcazmo47: "The gods are moving again. You have felt it, yes?"
Dark Japheth: "Yes."
PunkJack87: Jack looks around, still tense, not liking to be in such close quarters with a beast such as this one.
Chromeus18: Krist's face is completely blank.
Sarcazmo47: "The ship of souls will sail again. I wish for you to ride upon its wings and feast on the flesh of the living."
Dark Japheth: "...And what am I to pay for such a luxurious cruise?"
Dark Japheth: It grins, a rictus of pain. Its beak drips fresh blood- probably horse.
PunkJack87: [Crazy son of a bitch], Jack thinks to himself.
Sarcazmo47: "Binding your power to serve the ship. That is the cost."
Chromeus18: "All you can eat."
tortgurt: (XD)
Dark Japheth: At this, it openly laughs. "Like the last Avakrem. When the owner of that hand asked for volunteers..."
Dark Japheth: "I knew he would never, ever let anyone who was on it go. The great Astaroth, the Red Half-Devil, was unable to fully leave it. Even he had to give something up."
Dark Japheth: "I will serve you not in that manner, though you wear the first symbol."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion sighs.
Chromeus18: "You find my employer unacceptable?" Krist raises his scythe again.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion gives Krist a calming gesture.
Chromeus18: Intimidate, if it works on.... nevermind.
PunkJack87: "By the gods, let's act like businessmen here, you slimy beast."
Dark Japheth: It hisses. "No, the terms of the agreement."
Sarcazmo47: You have the SKULL!
Sarcazmo47: Intimidate his ass!
Chromeus18: Krist raises his scythe, and swings.
Dark Japheth: Intimidate? :P
tortgurt: (on a side note, is the skull just a big assed scary looking skull that he has on?)
Chromeus18: it stops just short of the Vrock's neck, chipping the walls around it.
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
Dark Japheth: (Yes.)
Dark Japheth: (A VERY scary skull)
tortgurt: (fun)
Sarcazmo47: So fucking scary it makes your EYES BLEED!
Chromeus18: 37
AndrewRogue: (Bleed damnit)
Dark Japheth: And then Krist licks up the blood
tortgurt: (apparently it gives a nice bonus to intimidate)
Dark Japheth: It flinches.
Sarcazmo47: Indeeed.
Dark Japheth: "...I will not bind my spirit to the ship, Skocion, son of Tyranny."
Dark Japheth: "Not without a promise from you that you will set me free."
Chromeus18: "You have nothing to worry about. Just come with us, my wrath is much more painful than you can imagine."
Dark Japheth: It grins. "You don't want to know what demons imagine. I am of the Tanar'ri! I fell with Maphai the Proud, and became... this..."
Chromeus18: Krist lifts his weapon out of the wall, still holding it ready.
Dark Japheth: "I served him willingly as a custodian of knowledge, and served him eagerly as Hatred."
PunkJack87: Jack keeps ready to cast the spell and bring the beast down.
Sarcazmo47: "I try not to be a violent man, Ashtera. By the ever-flowing blood of my father, know that I vow your service will end completely when the kingdoms that stand now fall,
Sarcazmo47: and you will take whatever you desire from the carnage."
Chromeus18: Krist stands silent for moment. "It's your choice."
Dark Japheth: "Then you have a deal." It grins.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion smiles thinly.
Dark Japheth: "Under one condition."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion waits.
Dark Japheth: "I will bind myself not to your ship. I will instead bind myself to your goal."
Dark Japheth: "To the end of Asgard, of Rivas Kul! To the deaths of mortals! May their blood forever run upon the streets!" It cackles to the sky.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion nods slowly. "To the breaking of the world, then." And he extends the hand.
Chromeus18: "Your head will fall in either case if you break your vow."
Dark Japheth: It extends a claw.
Dark Japheth: "As yours rises from the hot air."
Dark Japheth: Grin of pain.
Chromeus18: "Do not fail at your duties, Oni."
Sarcazmo47: He clasps the claw firmly, and grins as well as his fingernails cut into the fiend just as its talons cut his palm, mixing their blood.
Sarcazmo47: He holds it and simply stares at it with blind eyes as Krist speaks.
Dark Japheth: And at this, the Vrock will speak. "It is good that you bear my masters hand. Or I'd have killed you, blind man."
Dark Japheth: It releases its claws from Skocion.
Chromeus18: Krist turns to Jack at this point. "Did you mention anything about a slimy beast?"
PunkJack87: "That'd be you, boy."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion laughs outright.
Dark Japheth: As does the Vrock.
Sarcazmo47: "Come then, all of you. Ashtera, where is the Kyton you are concealing yourself from?"
PunkJack87: Jack stands, fearless in the face of the kuo-tuan, trusting in his magic.
Chromeus18: Krist's lips break into a smile. "I appreciate your frankness. Try and use nicer words in the future."
PunkJack87: Jack nods, a smile falling across his face as well.
PunkJack87: "Hiring a Kyton?"
Dark Japheth: "The Kyton?" It hisses. "Ba'atezu will be used by you, as well, blind man?"
Sarcazmo47: Skocion smiles thinly again.
Sarcazmo47: "I am son to Tyranny, and they will be bound. Or they will fall. It is what they are made for."
Sarcazmo47: http://www.worldofepic.net/ep3.mov
PunkJack87: "Mm, don't take this the wrong way, but shouldn't the leader of all evil, or whatever it is that you are... Be able to... See?"
Chromeus18: "He will die before he causes you harm, Ashtera."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion's head turns slowly to look at Jack, and he does not answer for a moment.
Dark Japheth: "Very well." It hisses. "Regardless. I will go back to your ship. Describe it to me."
Chromeus18: Krist turns to Jack for a moment.
Sarcazmo47: Then he grins wildly. Insanely, even. "Yes."
PunkJack87: "Just asking. Not my business, I'm here to get paid."
Chromeus18: "He has eyes, I assure you of that."
Sarcazmo47: To Ashtera, "Go south, and look for the floating fortress. You'll find it."
Chromeus18: "I am but one set of them."
Dark Japheth: "Very well."
Dark Japheth: It stretches its wings, and begins lumbering up the steps.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion follows behind.
PunkJack87: Jack climbs the stairs.
Dark Japheth: And once out in the open, with the horse, it neighs as if someone had said Bluja.
Dark Japheth: It hisses at the man with odd eyes. "I will take my leave of you now, druid."
tortgurt: *grins* "have a good night"
Dark Japheth: It hisses at the horse as it passes by, then lumbers to the opening... and takes flight.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion looks at the fellow. "You consort with fiends, sir?"
Chromeus18: Krist stands nearby, hands still on his scythe.
tortgurt: *looks at Skocion* "actually no, I found him attacking this horse, I guess he was hungery. I just interviened on behalf of the horse"
tortgurt: *gently pets the animal*
Chromeus18: Krist's eyes widen for a split second
Sarcazmo47: Skocion purses his lips.
AndrewRogue: "Sheesh..."
tortgurt: *looks at the man with wings inquizitivly*
Chromeus18: "If that's all you have to say, Landus, stow it."
tortgurt: (ack.... spelling = bad)
AndrewRogue: "Eh heh... just minding my manners Krist. Better than saying 'Geeze, look at all the fucking weirdos we're running into today.'"
Chromeus18: "Silence is a virtue, Landus."
PunkJack87: "I agree, this is a whole bunch of fucking weirdos."
Chromeus18: "A virtue you seem to step across every chance you get."
AndrewRogue: "Hey now. Did I say a word while you were talking with the Oni?"
Dark Japheth: "Tanar'ri." The priestess chides in the back.
Chromeus18: "No. And I appreciate that. You had nothing to say."
tortgurt: "Heh, he is correct though, I am, how did he put it, Fucking weird though."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion sighs. "Gentlemen, please. Maintain professionalism."
Chromeus18: "Tell your harpy that."
tortgurt: (ignore the second though)
Chromeus18: Krist resigns into his normal stance.
AndrewRogue: "Eh heh... I'm not HIS harpy. But we can debate that later." *resumes being a well mannered seeing-eye harpy*
Chromeus18: Krist says nothing.
tortgurt: "Anyways, I couldnt help but overhear your conversation down there."
Sarcazmo47: "Couldn't you?" He asks conversationally.
tortgurt: "heh yeah, then agin it wasnt like you were trying to conceal it."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion nods, very amenably.
tortgurt: *crouches down on all fours, like a dog would sit*
Chromeus18: Krist looks down at the stablehand.
tortgurt: "Anyways that destruction of the current socitys sounds like it could be intresting to see, looking for more assistance?"
Chromeus18: Krist blinks once, and then twice.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion also blinks.
Chromeus18: "You are putting yourself in dangers you can not concieve."
Sarcazmo47: Then he grins again. "Ahh, Rivas Kul. I should live here. Certainly, my good sir. Now now, Krist. The man wants to see some changes! Who can fault him for that?"
Sarcazmo47: He extends his hand. "Stand, sir. Let me get a look at you."
Chromeus18: "Just a fair warning."
tortgurt: *stands up* "what is it that you would like to see exactly?" *knotices his milky eyes*
Sarcazmo47: "A figure of speech. Pardon me."
Sarcazmo47: He helps you up, and you realize he's gotta be the most honest, trustworthy person you've ever met.
Sarcazmo47: "Have you ever been on a ship before, my boy?"
tortgurt: "Ehh, only a few times, i generally have other ways of navagation"
PunkJack87: Jack watches carefully the ease with which the man joins up and notes Skoc's apparent power over people.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion laughs. "I think you'll find you've never seen one quite like this."
Sarcazmo47: "Landus, Krist. Interview the man. We need to be moving on."
tortgurt: "I would expect no less from the man that is attempting to reshape the world"
Chromeus18: Krist blinks.
Sarcazmo47: He falls back to talk to the priestess about their next stop.
Dark Japheth: And gorth cuts game.
Chromeus18: And approaches him, grabbing his.. awwwww.
PunkJack87: [Need to talk to him alone... He could be going places, and I should be at his side when he does...]
Dark Japheth: Why? Because he's old and tired.
Sarcazmo47: Gorth, you suck nuts.
tortgurt: heh
Chromeus18: i'm older than you, hippie.
PunkJack87: It's about 5 AM here.
Sarcazmo47: Anyhoo.
Sarcazmo47: Good night, kids.
Dark Japheth: Good night.
tortgurt: night
PunkJack87: Oi, oi. Later, all.
Chromeus18: night
PunkJack87 has left the room.
Sarcazmo47 has left the room.
Chromeus18: can we do the interview at least? :P
Dark Japheth: mm. They left afore XP was given out.
tortgurt: heh
Dark Japheth: 500 XP. To all people who stayed long enough to listen.
Dark Japheth: mwahaha
Chromeus18: can our gorthy and our torty stay up long enough for the interview?
tortgurt: i personally can
Chromeus18: Landus?
AndrewRogue: Mrr...
AndrewRogue: I'm somewhere between sleep and awareness right now.
Dark Japheth: Gorthy can't, but gorthy isn't necessary for said interview!
AndrewRogue: I'll let the Frog do the work :p
Chromeus18: well, i'm not gonna do it myself.
tortgurt: heh
Dark Japheth: owned
Chromeus18: i suppose it'll have to wait for next session.
Chromeus18: which is tomorrow night, right?
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
tortgurt: let everyone be entertained by it
Chromeus18: hopefully a few hours earlier than tonight? :P
Dark Japheth: Tomorrow, I hope
Dark Japheth: I can only be online at 7:00 at the earliest
Dark Japheth: but today Alex distracted me
Chromeus18: Alex is evil!
Dark Japheth: with phone conversations and funny Oh My.
tortgurt: Punk cant make it, but.., is that 7 centeral or what?
Dark Japheth: pacific
Dark Japheth: west coast is the best coast
Chromeus18: 10 EST, in other words..
Chromeus18: EST is the bEST
tortgurt: allright.... *counts fingers* so then 9 centeral
Chromeus18: my new monitor might be hooked up tomorrow.
tortgurt: cool
Chromeus18: i can have chat and character sheet on one monitor, and SRD on the other!
AndrewRogue: Awww.
AndrewRogue: ;_;
tortgurt: so you can view high res dnd...
AndrewRogue: *needs a set up like that*
tortgurt: yeah mutipul moniters is nice
Chromeus18: make friends with IT guys :P
Chromeus18: i got ALL my stuff completely free. it was throwaway from the company
tortgurt: cept when i do it one is my moniter, and the other is a 50" tv
tortgurt: nice
Chromeus18: wireless keyboard and mouse, and a dual monitor video card.
tortgurt: free is good
tortgurt: what video card you running?
Chromeus18: i do CG, so dual monitors is never a bad thing :P
tortgurt: nope :-)
tortgurt: fucking smiles, they look teh ghey
AndrewRogue: ^_^
Chromeus18: Matrox Millennium G450 Dual Head
tortgurt: not bad
Chromeus18: it works perfectly for what i need, and has dual monitor capabilities, so i'm not complaining
tortgurt: heh, *begins planing out action durring 'test'*, yeah it could be a bit more powerful, but dependant on the rest of your system it might not make a differeance
Chromeus18: i'm running a 650 Mhz pentium 3
Chromeus18: i seriously doubt my motherboard even acknowledges what my card can do.
tortgurt: heh
tortgurt: i serously doubt that my video card can keep up with my mother board....
tortgurt: but then agin, it dosnt really matter to me that much
tortgurt: i dont have the cash to buy a better one.
Chromeus18: i need a nice video card, i make 3d graphics.
tortgurt: and this one lets me play high res 8 bit nintendo games!!!!1!11!11!
tortgurt: yeah, but your processor couldnt keep up with much better
Chromeus18: yeah.. i know.
tortgurt: but serously you could probly get a system that would handle it all better if you spent a little on it, and knew how to build computer, or knew somone that could
Chromeus18: my cousin built me a 2 gig athlon with 512 DDR ram, but he can't afford to send it to me -_-
tortgurt: lol
Chromeus18: i'm working on free here :P
Chromeus18: if money was an issue, i'd be blowing shit away.
Dark Japheth: Chromes insane like that.
tortgurt: that would probly do ya well, if your looking for a decient video card to render that is cheeper, Lexmarks windfast cards are good, but if your on free, whatever
tortgurt: heh
tortgurt: bleh, i worked tooo long at fry's...
Chromeus18: since i don't have to support misty's broke ass, i actually have money to spend!
tortgurt: you could allways wire your cousin some cash then....
Chromeus18: i tried.
tortgurt: no good?
Chromeus18: he insists it's a christmas present.
Chromeus18: from last year.
tortgurt: heh
Chromeus18: i think he's holding it hostage until i go and visit him.
tortgurt: well you have money, road trip!
tortgurt: heh
Chromeus18: that would require time -_-
tortgurt: pfft.
tortgurt: yeah i guess
Chromeus18: and money, since gas prices are only going up
tortgurt: techinically they are just catching up to inflation currently
tortgurt: but who cares
tortgurt: it still cost too damn much
Chromeus18: i'd rather not spend $100 to get to tennessee.
Dark Japheth: and I'm gunna sign out now.
Dark Japheth: later.
tortgurt: later
AndrewRogue: Night
Chromeus18: later gorth.