Dark Japheth: I believe Chrome wants a scene for Dark Ages but I don't know. I mean, after that long and vigorous duel, I can hardly imagine my mere game would suffice to whet his appetite.
Chromeus18: that duel was an abidement
AndrewRogue: Anyway, good luck on your endeavor tonight. I look forward to a Krist victory in the morning Chrome :p
Dark Japheth: It would be so anticlimactic.
AndrewRogue: I now sleep.
AndrewRogue: Zzzzzz
Dark Japheth: Again, nighty night.
Chromeus18: just something to do to pass time
Dark Japheth: So. We'll assume stats on the malleus since Kirk isn't here, and he's slacking off.
Chromeus18: ok.
tortgurt: allright
Dark Japheth: The Malleus Iniquus, until its given official numbers and what not by kirk, contains four gnoll shadowdancer rogues, two ogre barbarians, two ogre fighters, four high trolls, six Kobold mages, and one angry cleric with a warhammer.
Chromeus18: Hi Alex.
Chromeus18: Malleus Iniquus is noted.
Chromeus18: *puts on Krist thong*
Dark Japheth: Where do you begin raids? Random passerby on the street?
Dark Japheth: Any churches you wish to desecrate for being unworthy?
Chromeus18: We'll watch the borders for now. The shadowdancers, barbarians, and 3 kobold mages on the mountain road from Avernus.
SirAlexTheFirst: I would duel, but....
Dark Japheth: Heh.
SirAlexTheFirst: I don't really have any characters suitable for duelling.
Dark Japheth: From Avernus?
Dark Japheth: You hoping to catch dwarven paladin squads?
Chromeus18: Krist, Barrit, ogre fighters, high trolls, 3 mages and angry cleric on the main road.
Chromeus18: If they cross into Tamerand, yes.
Dark Japheth: Amusing.
Chromeus18: wait, send the cleric with them too
SirAlexTheFirst: Barrit, an angry cleric, a guy in a thong and some ogres....
SirAlexTheFirst: Now where have I seen this before
Dark Japheth: Very well. The cleric, who very neatly has the Leadership feat and tons of experience with this, who is actually a named NPC and worth speaking with, will lead the other group.
Dark Japheth: :P
Chromeus18: We'll have the high trolls, 3 mages, and us stopping folks on the southern road.
Dark Japheth: Wonderful.
tortgurt: sounds good to me
Dark Japheth: Within two hours of you showing up, there is a caravan. Four small horses pull the first wagon- there must be nearly six wagons, presumably full. A small drake flies overhead, and a dwarf, armed suitably..
Dark Japheth: is whipping them horses to get him back home sooner.
Dark Japheth: Are you just like, sitting in the middle of the road? Or hiding and wating for ambush?
Chromeus18: We're hiding, of course.
Chromeus18: Do we have random peons too?
tortgurt: heh
Dark Japheth: An ogre, who's name in Ogram means something like "quick tongue", speaks up, poking you in the side. "Frogman. What do we do?"
Dark Japheth: You do have the entire unstatted Malleus Iniquus!
Chromeus18: good!
Dark Japheth: Well half of it!
Chromeus18: Krist shushes the ogre. "Step about roughly 30 paces behind me, and bring everyone else. Barrit will come with you." Krist glances at Barrit.
tortgurt: *nods*
Dark Japheth: he nods, and bellows loudly. "Come!" And trots off.
Dark Japheth: Thud thud thud.
Chromeus18: When the caravan reaches the ambush point, Krist hobbles out onto the road.
Dark Japheth: The dwarves don't see, thankfully, but one does hear. And the drake overhead looks down, and the dwarf seems to be pushing faster.
tortgurt: while waiting Barrit is gona take tiger form and enhance himself...
Dark Japheth: Halting stop. You hear metal jangling from the caravan.
Dark Japheth: The dwarf, probably young by dwarf standards, leaps down from the caravan. "Are you hurt, young ...."
Dark Japheth: "Frog... thing.."
Chromeus18: Krist hobbles up, next to the caravan, and leans on it. "I'm... not sure... I was bitten by a snake.. Might you have an apothecary in your... traveling party?"
Dark Japheth: He grimly nods. "Yes." He turns and begins trotting off to the third wagon.
Chromeus18: Krist looks disheveled for the moment. He keeps an eye on the rest of the forces though.
Dark Japheth: Who are crouching in grass. To the ogres, its only about knee high, but they are TRYING to look inconspicuous.
Chromeus18: (guess I shoulda been more specific)
Dark Japheth: Quite possibly.
Dark Japheth: *looks at int 6 ogres*
tortgurt: (hey im hiding Greeeat in the grass)
Dark Japheth: He comes back, and a tall, hale half elf, with pale skin, comes to you.
Dark Japheth: "Ah. You require an apothecary, Kuo-Toa?"
Chromeus18: "Thank Sweet Luthien! I was bitten on my ankle, kind sir.."
Chromeus18: Krist tries to hold it up, but can't.
Chromeus18: There are two small red spots there.
Dark Japheth: He nods. "Tell me about the snake."
Dark Japheth: As he inspects.
Chromeus18: "It looked like a viper." Krist swings his scythe out, and presses the healer's neck against his foot. "NOW!"
Dark Japheth: Klompity klomp.
Dark Japheth: Inits.
Dark Japheth: Malleus-
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 15
Dark Japheth: 15.
Chromeus18: no chance to just rob them and send them packing?
Dark Japheth: Why, that would be illegal fast forwarding.
Dark Japheth: This will represent all groups of this level and lower. Do it, and I'll assume you can get the other minor trade things.
Chromeus18: bah
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
*OnlineHost*: tortgurt rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
Dark Japheth: Dwarfy.
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 13
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
Chromeus18: 26 init
Dark Japheth: Elfy has 24.
Dark Japheth: Dwarfy is 15.
Dark Japheth: So go.
tortgurt: 15
tortgurt: (that redblade char generator is nice)
Dark Japheth: (YOU USE IT? Awesome)
Dark Japheth: (*sends file*)
tortgurt: (i just did, ill have to use it more often)
Chromeus18: Krist presses his scythe into the healer's neck, drawing blood. "Drop your arms immediately, and you may run back to your homes safely tonight. Decline, and the fields shall drink of your blood."
Dark Japheth: ...Ah, a peaceful solution!
Dark Japheth: How entertaining.
Dark Japheth: "....Balder... give... him an answer.."
Chromeus18: Krist is totally prepped to slice this guy's head off at a whim.
Dark Japheth: The dwarf responds by brandishing his crystal greatsword. "No Paladin shall ever surrender to evil, end it even in his own death!"
Dark Japheth: This of course makes the half elf flinch.
Dark Japheth: He doesn't seem to agree!
tortgurt: (very cool, that is a nice little set up)
Dark Japheth: I thought so.
Chromeus18: "Fine and mighty of you paladin! If it is evil you seek, I suggest you search elsewhere. That is if you value your mate's life."
Chromeus18: Krist pulls the scythe tighter
Dark Japheth: You know.
Dark Japheth: This is really rather cruel.
Dark Japheth: The Paladin hesitantly lowers his own sword.
Chromeus18: Does anyone else?
Dark Japheth: Considering there are two people now, I don't think so, really.
Dark Japheth: There are drivers, but at the moment, nobody else seems armed. The Dwarf looks to the heavens, and sighs, but smiles a little. "Very well, Frog."
Dark Japheth: And indeed, he sheathes his crystal longsword.
Chromeus18: "I didn't ask you to ready it against me, I simply asked you to drop it."
Chromeus18: Krist pulls even tighter.
Dark Japheth: "I cannot. It is made of crystal, and would shatter. Should I ask you to remove the mask you wear?"
Dark Japheth: But he is smiling, and gently places the crystal sword upon the ground, as gently as he can.
Dark Japheth: "Now please. Release my friend."
Chromeus18: "If your sword shatters, it is but glass anyways." Krist whistles loudly.
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 8
Dark Japheth: Hmm. Cool.
Chromeus18: Hopefully the rest of the troops spring out about now >_>
Dark Japheth: Of course. By now, they have reached the caravan.
tortgurt: of course
Dark Japheth: You whistle loudly, you say?
Chromeus18: Krist barks out a few orders, while still holding the half-elf. "Strip all of their weapons. Check for concealed weapons. Check every compartment of each wagon for hidden weapons."
Dark Japheth: The dwarf keeps smiling, and falls to his knees.
Dark Japheth: And Krist? Whats your touch AC?
Chromeus18: I suppose I whistled loudly
Chromeus18: touch AC is 12
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 18
Dark Japheth: How utterly entertaining.
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 6 6-sided dice: 2 4 2 4 1 6
Dark Japheth: 19 damage is dealt to you.
Chromeus18: Krist shrieks in pain.
Dark Japheth: You feel like your very molecules are shaking. Like a beam of pure force just hit you in the back.
Dark Japheth: Of course, if anyone was watching, that happy little drake is still flying overhead, and its just Sonic Lance'd you.
tortgurt: how high up is it?
Dark Japheth: About 90 feet.
Chromeus18: Krist pulls his scythe up to the half-elves spinal cord. "Call off your... whatever. You have one chance."
Dark Japheth: "I... I can't!"
Chromeus18: Krist nods his head, and pulls HARD on his scythe.
Dark Japheth: The Dwarf smiles. "I don't think I can, either. It probably can't hear me, you know. But I bet if you backed up a bit, and ceased threatening the elf, he would most assuredly back down."
Dark Japheth: Ah, then you kill the elf.
Chromeus18: Yes
Dark Japheth: ?
Dark Japheth: Oh wonderful.
tortgurt: *Grows wings, and prepares to launch*
Dark Japheth: Chrome, alignment just took that final step.
Dark Japheth: Welcome to true evil.
Chromeus18: Yeah.. I know
Dark Japheth: Enjoy.
Dark Japheth: You paladin bait you.
Dark Japheth: Speaking of paladin bait.
Dark Japheth: Now would be a good time to reroll inits, unless you'd rather keep what you got.
Chromeus18: Krist wheels around after drawing the scythe through the half-elves neck.
Chromeus18: i'll keep my 26 :P
Chromeus18: Barri?
tortgurt: i dont care really
Chromeus18: *Barrit?
tortgurt: sure, i guess a 15 is fine
Dark Japheth: How entertaining.
Dark Japheth: As your troops are currently disarming and searching those poor helpless dwarven commoners.
Chromeus18: "I apologize that we had to come to this..."
Dark Japheth: They aren't going to help.
Dark Japheth: The dwarf. "You are nowhere near as sorry as I am."
Dark Japheth: Tort, whats your dex?
tortgurt: 15
Dark Japheth: You go first.
tortgurt: allright, is the drake just flying around or hovering?
Dark Japheth: It is currently hovering, about ninety feet up and maybe thirty feet behind Krist.
tortgurt: fun fun, wonders if he would be able to catch it....
Chromeus18: just... get rid of it somehow :P
tortgurt: Barrit takes to the sky hovering up 30 feet.
tortgurt: that would be a double move and end his turn
Chromeus18: Krist 26, Barrit 15, Dwarf 15, Drake ??
Dark Japheth: The dwarf does a leap slash at Krist. (hee, leap slash, like one of Frog's techs), grabbing his sword in two hands and bringing them down on your head.
Dark Japheth: He goes first. I don't want to list his init, it would make you cry
tortgurt: (joy)
Chromeus18: (lovely)
Dark Japheth: Leap slash thing!
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 10
Dark Japheth: 21 hit?
Chromeus18: nope
Dark Japheth: Wow.
Chromeus18: 1 point off :P
Dark Japheth: He whiffs, his momentum taking his hard earned pain, and his charge is sadly a failure.
Dark Japheth: Next?
tortgurt: so drake?
Dark Japheth: Oh, Drakey.
Chromeus18: looks like Drake
Dark Japheth: He screeches, and swoops down a little, doing a bite at Barrit.
Dark Japheth: AoO, if you wish to take it.
tortgurt: sure ill take it with a bite
*OnlineHost*: tortgurt rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
tortgurt: ...
tortgurt: grreeeat
Dark Japheth: How sad.
Chromeus18: ouch
Dark Japheth: Normally, I'd say you bite your own wings.
Dark Japheth: But you know, thats just overkill.
tortgurt: probly
Dark Japheth: His maw seems to grow, larger and larger, as he unhooks his jaw, and prepares to slam a giant mass of teeth and crush you between them.
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 17
Dark Japheth: Thats a hit.
Dark Japheth: CR 9 my ass, this thing kicks all the butt.
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 2 8-sided dice: 4 1
Dark Japheth: 10 damage.
tortgurt: allright
Dark Japheth: Krist, its your turn.
Chromeus18: Krist slips around the dwarf, hooking his scythe in his holy throat as he passes. And pulls.
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 3
Chromeus18: uhh.. 23 hit?
Dark Japheth: Yes.
tortgurt: (that is still friggin redicilous)
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 2 4-sided dice: 2 3
Chromeus18: 21 damage
Chromeus18: (yes, yes it is)
Dark Japheth: (Blame their obscene amount of magic items.)
Dark Japheth: (Or Kirk. Or PF. I blame PF.)
Dark Japheth: He doesn't even flinch as your scythe drags a small thin line across his throat.
Chromeus18: (namely the +4 str belt)
tortgurt: (im suprised krist dosnt use power attack more often...)
Chromeus18: Krist whirls his scythe off, and prepares himself.
Dark Japheth: Your turn, Barrit.
tortgurt: if i charged the drake this turn would i be able to catch him?
Dark Japheth: He just bit you.
Dark Japheth: You can hit him now, if you want.
Dark Japheth: :P
tortgurt: oh fine then, :P full attack, with the follow up rake if any of the first 3 hit
Dark Japheth: (Interesting loophole- if a creature wished to, they can instantly go down, be it a mile, ten miles, or 10000, straight down if it were flying. Falling happens instantaneously.)
Dark Japheth: AC 18.
tortgurt: )(bite, claw, claw
*OnlineHost*: tortgurt rolled 3 20-sided dice: 19 12 4
tortgurt: hit hit miss
tortgurt: rakes
tortgurt: oh wait
tortgurt: grapple
*OnlineHost*: tortgurt rolled 1 20-sided die: 3
tortgurt: pfft 17
tortgurt: drakes roll?
Dark Japheth: Heh.
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
Dark Japheth: If I said 37, would you cry?
tortgurt: not really, i though i had to try tough :P
Dark Japheth: Oh, wait. 36.
tortgurt: ok then just the basic damge then
Dark Japheth: Huge Size + 12 Magical Beast Hit Die + str = pain
*OnlineHost*: tortgurt rolled 5 6-sided dice: 1 3 1 2 4
tortgurt: 21 damage
Dark Japheth: It ROARS in pain.
Dark Japheth: ROAR.
Dark Japheth: The dwarf, naturally, turns around, and full attacks Krist.
tortgurt: *Snarles in response*
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 2 20-sided dice: 19 9
Chromeus18: Krist keeps an eye on the beast
Dark Japheth: Threat, checking
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 9
Dark Japheth: And not a pass.
Dark Japheth: But one hit.
Dark Japheth: With the crystal greatsword. Mm.
Chromeus18: bring it
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 2 6-sided dice: 3 6
tortgurt: (what no smite evil goodness?)
Dark Japheth: 17, plus holy.
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 2 6-sided dice: 4 3
Dark Japheth: 23.
Dark Japheth: As it hits you, it yells in dwarven.
Dark Japheth: "Baruk Khazad! Khazad-ai-menu!"
Chromeus18: Krist snarls, feeling a new pain he hadn't felt before.
Chromeus18: Krist 26, Barrit 15, Dwarf 15, Drake ??
Chromeus18: Drake's turn or Krist's?
tortgurt: drake
tortgurt: he is ^^
Dark Japheth: Its mouth opens.
tortgurt: here come the ouch
Dark Japheth: You can see... literally, see, the air distorting and altering as he hits you point blank with a lance of sonic energy.
Dark Japheth: Its tongue coils into a spring shape, which straightens out like a whip, and suddenly...
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 4
Dark Japheth: Does 16 beat your touch AC?
tortgurt: yeah
Chromeus18: 12
Chromeus18: that'd be Barrit though, my bad
tortgurt: heh, i belive mine is 14
Dark Japheth: Take.
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 6 6-sided dice: 2 2 3 4 3 4
Dark Japheth: Oh I hate you AIM, give me GOOD DAMAGE
tortgurt: ick
Dark Japheth: 18 damage.
tortgurt: Barrit Rarws as blood starts trickling from his jaw
tortgurt: Krist then?
Chromeus18: Krist watches as the drake sonic's Barrit... his eyes drift down to the dwarf in front of him. Krist swings his scythe in a full arc, gently closing his eyes just before it meets flesh..
Chromeus18: power attack -5
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 13
Dark Japheth: HIt.
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 2 4-sided dice: 3 2
Chromeus18: 26 damage
Chromeus18: wait, 31
Chromeus18: my bad
tortgurt: yeah i was about to say
Dark Japheth: He crumples a little, blood pouring from his abdomen. But he stands tall, and strong.
Dark Japheth: Your turn, Barrit.
tortgurt: heh, lets go agin!
*OnlineHost*: tortgurt rolled 3 20-sided dice: 11 3 16
tortgurt: hit miss hit
*OnlineHost*: tortgurt rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
tortgurt: 20 grapple
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
Dark Japheth: I win.
tortgurt: yeah
*OnlineHost*: tortgurt rolled 5 6-sided dice: 4 2 5 1 4
tortgurt: 26
Dark Japheth: It's wing crumples, and it begins to slowly fall towards the ground.
Dark Japheth: But this doesn't stop it, on its way down, from biting you.
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
Dark Japheth: Hit.
tortgurt: aoa?
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 2 8-sided dice: 3 5
Chromeus18: i bet it lands on Krist :P
Dark Japheth: 13.
Dark Japheth: No AoO, its not really provoking anything
Dark Japheth: For the record, grapple check.
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 18
Dark Japheth: I win.
*OnlineHost*: tortgurt rolled 3 20-sided dice: 2 15 8
Dark Japheth: I think.
tortgurt: yeah
Dark Japheth: Huge side = happy.
tortgurt: 2
tortgurt: heh
Dark Japheth: Anyway. It drags you with him, until you both land on the ground.
Dark Japheth: Your turn, frogdude.
Chromeus18: i think you skipped dwarf
tortgurt: yeah
Dark Japheth: I did, didn't I.
Chromeus18: yes
Dark Japheth: He backs up five feet, and his hands heal with a holy light.
Dark Japheth: Your turn.
Dark Japheth: :P
tortgurt: (oh an i rembered, I think that when diving a flying creature can approach the ground at 4 times its movement rate, or somthing
tortgurt: )
tortgurt: not sure though
Chromeus18: Krist steps forward again, slamming his scythe into the dwarf's head with all his might. Power Attack -5!
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 13
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 2 4-sided dice: 4 3
Chromeus18: 33 damage
Dark Japheth: You hit his hand as it was leaving his abdomen. Poor dude.
Dark Japheth: SLICED.
tortgurt: (so when does kirst pick up that second attack? heh)
Dark Japheth: Your turn, Barrit. I remind you, you are still in the jaws of that nasty Yrthak.
Chromeus18: (in two more levels.. character level is 4 right now)
tortgurt: (cool)
tortgurt: fun
tortgurt: am I still allowed attacks while grappled?
Chromeus18: "Know your limits, paladin. Do not shed your sacred blood needlessly. You have no chance against me, and you know it."
Dark Japheth: He nods, but says nothing, his grip on his sword is too strong.
Dark Japheth: (yes, you can.)
Dark Japheth: (Well, your kind of weapon, anyway. Tiny cuz you are using natural attacks)
tortgurt: (do you allow the rakes since im grappling, or not since im not in the favaroble position?)
Dark Japheth: Sure, go for a rake.
tortgurt: ok, bite, claw claw rake rake wing wing heh
*OnlineHost*: tortgurt rolled 7 20-sided dice: 4 20 16 10 2 8 12
Chromeus18: (o_O wings in a freefall?)
tortgurt: miss, crit check, hit miss miss miss hit (he said we were on the ground, or so i though)
tortgurt: thought*
tortgurt: if not no wings
Chromeus18: (oh, forgot about that)
*OnlineHost*: tortgurt rolled 1 20-sided die: 13
tortgurt: one critical hit
Dark Japheth: Nice.
Dark Japheth: Roll j00r damage.
*OnlineHost*: tortgurt rolled 4 6-sided dice: 6 3 3 6
*OnlineHost*: tortgurt rolled 4 4-sided dice: 4 4 4 3
tortgurt: 55 damage i belive
Dark Japheth: At this, the drake's body seems to wilt, and crumple.
Dark Japheth: Its jaws do tighten one last time, a muscle spasm, maybe?
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 10
Dark Japheth: Hit.
tortgurt: yeah
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 2 8-sided dice: 4 7
Dark Japheth: 18 damage.
Dark Japheth: Nice. Finally.
Dark Japheth: Wait. no, 16 damage.
Dark Japheth: Anyway.
Dark Japheth: Suck it up.
Dark Japheth: Krist, your turn.
Chromeus18: Krist moves to disarm the paladin. AoO is provoked.
Chromeus18: just don't crit and kill me -_-
tortgurt: heh
tortgurt: (what i woundn't give for morphic healing right about now. be back to full in ... 3 min -ish)
Dark Japheth: Heh.
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
Dark Japheth: Miss. :P
Chromeus18: Krist swings his scythe around the hilt of the dwarf's sword.
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 15
Chromeus18: that's a hit
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
Chromeus18: and yeah... try to not be disarmed :P
Dark Japheth: ...I don't think I can beat it.
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 18
Chromeus18: 27 on my end
Dark Japheth: ...I lose by one.
Chromeus18: 37 if 20 = +10
Dark Japheth: You stupid bitch. Choke.
Dark Japheth: 20 = +10 so yeah.
Dark Japheth: His crystal longsword flies out of his hands, and hits a rock, rather hard- but oddly, doesn't break
Chromeus18: Krist rips the dwarf's crystal sword out of his hand. "Run now, and serve your god longer, or fight on and die forgotten. It is a waste of your time to come here when such great evils are befalling
Chromeus18: lands much closer to your own."
Dark Japheth: (Surrender or die in obscurity!)
Dark Japheth: "...you know nothing of paladins, fiend."
Dark Japheth: Go tort.
Chromeus18: Krists sighs. "You know nothing of survival, friend."
tortgurt: Barrit just gets up from the downed body of the drake and hobbles away a little bit
Chromeus18: If the dwarf moves for his sword, I AoO him
tortgurt: he knows that kirst can handel one lowly paliden on his knees
Dark Japheth: He doesn't.
tortgurt: not lowly, but injured
Dark Japheth: He does, however, punch you in the face.
tortgurt: IN THE FACE!
Dark Japheth: Take an AoO, he doesn't have improved unarmed strike.
Dark Japheth: WAIT
tortgurt: *cough*
Dark Japheth: Full plate = gauntlets.
Dark Japheth: Gauntlets = treated as armed.
tortgurt: yeah
Dark Japheth: So!
Chromeus18: bah
Dark Japheth: Take a punch!
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 2 20-sided dice: 16 12
Dark Japheth: 24 and miss.
Dark Japheth: Take
Chromeus18: roll puny damage!
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 3-sided die: 1
Dark Japheth: 3 damage!
Chromeus18: Krist's head is knocked aside, and in the same motion he brings his scythe straight down on the paladin's spine.
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 4
Chromeus18: 24 hit?
Chromeus18: if so....
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 2 4-sided dice: 2 4
Chromeus18: 22 damage
Dark Japheth: The paladin finally crumbles.
Dark Japheth: His eyes go glassy, and he is denied his final words or request.
Dark Japheth: Actually, for drama.
Dark Japheth: "You are dishonorable, and evil. Will you regardless grant me... one thing?"
Chromeus18: "You have chosen death in the stead of honoring your god any longer. Rest well."
Chromeus18: "What is that?"
Dark Japheth: "Get me my sword, that I may clasp it with me to the afterlife."
Chromeus18: "Barrit. Retrieve this man's sword."
Chromeus18: Krist nods over to where it fell.
tortgurt: *looks up to Kirst and walks over to the sword, grasping it in his mouth carrys it over the the dwarf's side*
tortgurt: (i allmost feeell the negitive levels kicking in)
tortgurt: (or the last stab of vengence, heh)
Chromeus18: As he rests his scythe on the dwarf's forehead. "Say your final prayers, and I will end your misery."
Dark Japheth: He coughs and laughs a bit, sputtering blood. "No need. You have seen to my death."
Dark Japheth: He begins to chant in what seems to be Celestial. Anyone speak it?
tortgurt: (*shakes head*)
Chromeus18: if he begins chanting, he gets scythed.
Chromeus18: he better fucking pray in common!
Dark Japheth: No? It sounds very much like an entire choir of angels sings with him, and he says his final prayers, ending with a good scythe to the face before he finishes.
Dark Japheth: One of the ogres walks back, his body covered in blood and body parts. He bends knee to the two of you.
Chromeus18: "I will call you... Stanley, for the time being." Krist pulls out a block of clay, and begins sculpting the dwarf's fallen body.
Dark Japheth: "Commander Krist, and Barrit- we heard a commotion, and the less intelligent began to kill. There are none left alive on this caravan."
Dark Japheth: "What will we do with the caravans?"
tortgurt: *looks at the Ogre, and then back to Kirst as he begins to un shape change*
Chromeus18: Krist doesn't look up from this work. "Lead all the wagons into the woods, and burn all but one of them. The goods shall be stored in the one."
Chromeus18: "Put every body in with them."
Dark Japheth: "As you wish, Commander." He stands, and begins yelling to the troops, who begin doing exactly that.
Chromeus18: Krist finishes his sculpture
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 7
Chromeus18: 21 sculpt check!
Dark Japheth: Its so pretty.
Dark Japheth: You can almost feel the wet squishy bones. His beard is even good.
tortgurt: *begins licking his wounds on his arms* "You have to admit, that chant he did was kinda beautiful"
Chromeus18: "Unbefitting of his lowly faith, even."
Dark Japheth: (Alas, I must sleep, for later on the family will be celebrating my birthday tomorrow. Because everyone has shit to do tomorrow)
Chromeus18: Krist wipes up his scythe, and helps the other troops out.
Dark Japheth: (I recommend someone in the party find the holy books of Tiyrael, and study them. :P)
Chromeus18: HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY GORTH!)
Dark Japheth: (Feel free to RP amongst yourselves, thank you..)
tortgurt: (happy birthday from me as well)
Dark Japheth: (And so long, and thanks for all the fish.)
Dark Japheth has left the room.
Chromeus18: yeah... gorth was talking to me :P
tortgurt: heh
Chromeus18: that's just Krist's belief's though *shrug*
tortgurt: so aside from allmost dieing, i took on a cr 9 and triumphed!!!!, meh belief's Sheliefs
tortgurt: heh
Chromeus18: how much HP you got left? :P
tortgurt: 5
Chromeus18: OUCH
tortgurt: heh, yeah, fortunaltly the drake rolled low
tortgurt: :P
Chromeus18: i thought my 27 was bad..
Chromeus18: that was a pretty good battle though, i think
tortgurt: yeah, fortunatly i can dish out the damage..., but it did go well for us, dont know how much help the orges would have been aginst the drake unless i lured it down
Chromeus18: i was considering grappling the paladin and using him as a shield against the drake's breath attack, but that wouldn't have done you any good at all.
tortgurt: it would have been a breath attacke not used on me
tortgurt: heh
Chromeus18: well, you were in the air. i'd be behind a paladin :P
tortgurt: heh
Chromeus18: game is logged, i'm gonna head to frickin bed. g'nite tort.
tortgurt: night
Chromeus18: and Alex and Andy, if you guys are still here.
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tortgurt: night all
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