Dark Japheth: The group arrives back in the Deveel, using telepathy circlets to coordinate said gathering.

Dark Japheth: unfortunately Krist is not with us

Dark Japheth: and neither is barrit.

Dark Japheth: Which makes plot point 3 undoable.

Dark Japheth: However.

Dark Japheth: These aren't in order necessarily.

Sarcazmo47: Then on to point 4!

Dark Japheth: So. Everyone is back in the deveel.

Sarcazmo47: OH!

Sarcazmo47: Does Landus keep his circlet?

Dark Japheth: A few of the rumors of the city- something BIG has happened. Nobody quite knows exactly what.

AndrewRogue: Landus never got one.

Sarcazmo47: Oh.

Sarcazmo47: Right.

AndrewRogue: That was after the ass beating.

Sarcazmo47: Curses!

Sarcazmo47: Oh well.

Sarcazmo47: Zerikiel gets oe.

Dark Japheth: Second rumor.

Dark Japheth: The church to Chaosyn is gathering more worshippers.

Dark Japheth: Darker ones. Taller ones.

AndrewRogue: (Blacks?)

MrSuperOblivious: Nigger ones?

Sarcazmo47: Ninja ones?

MrSuperOblivious: (Its a joke!)

Dark Japheth: You fucking racist pigs.

Dark Japheth: You shuold all choke.

Sarcazmo47: BWAHAHAHA

Dark Japheth: Goddamned jews.

Dark Japheth: Anyway.

Dark Japheth: The third rumor is that the marriage of Leba was cancelled abruptly.

Dark Japheth: And nobody quite knows exactly why.

MrSuperOblivious: Who the hell is Leba?

Dark Japheth: READ THE WORLD DOC

Dark Japheth: YOU FUCKING PIG

Dark Japheth: LAZY PIG

MrSuperOblivious: ;_;

Dark Japheth: YEAH

Dark Japheth: SEE TAMERAND

Dark Japheth: YOU KNOW THE COUNTRY YOU RUN YOUR DRUG TRADE IN

MrSuperOblivious: OK!

Dark Japheth: GOOD

Dark Japheth: READ THAT

Dark Japheth: Ok

MrSuperOblivious: Could I roll stats now?

Sarcazmo47: Good!

Dark Japheth: ...

Dark Japheth: No.

Dark Japheth: No stats for you.

Sarcazmo47: Skocion goes to Eniac!

MrSuperOblivious: ;_;

Dark Japheth: Go ahead and roll them.

tortgurt has left the room.

Dark Japheth: Eniac, when you see her, is practically dancing.

Sarcazmo47: And gives her a big hug, and tells her he missed her a lot.

Dark Japheth: She hugs back. "I missed you too."

coughingpuppy: Hey, Gorth! Do any of the druids want to follow me specifically (ie. be my cohort?)

Dark Japheth: Yes

Dark Japheth: You get your pic.

Dark Japheth: Any of the eight I mentioned

coughingpuppy: Okay, I'll keep that in mind.

Dark Japheth: or the desert elf.

Dark Japheth: pick

*OnlineHost*: MrSuperOblivious rolled 4 6-sided dice: 3 1 3 5

MrSuperOblivious: 11

AndrewRogue: Reroll ones

*OnlineHost*: MrSuperOblivious rolled 1 6-sided die: 5

MrSuperOblivious: 13

*OnlineHost*: MrSuperOblivious rolled 4 6-sided dice: 3 1 1 5

*OnlineHost*: MrSuperOblivious rolled 2 6-sided dice: 4 4

MrSuperOblivious: 13

*OnlineHost*: MrSuperOblivious rolled 4 6-sided dice: 3 3 5 2

MrSuperOblivious: 11

*OnlineHost*: MrSuperOblivious rolled 4 6-sided dice: 5 2 1 1

*OnlineHost*: MrSuperOblivious rolled 2 6-sided dice: 2 6

MrSuperOblivious: 13

Dark Japheth: I love your stats.

Dark Japheth: HUNTER

coughingpuppy: Very Ri-like stats.

*OnlineHost*: MrSuperOblivious rolled 4 6-sided dice: 4 5 1 1

Dark Japheth: Ri has better ones.

coughingpuppy: Only slightly.

*OnlineHost*: MrSuperOblivious rolled 2 6-sided dice: 1 1

Dark Japheth: owned

coughingpuppy: Wow, AIM hates you.

Sarcazmo47: No, Ri has better items.

MrSuperOblivious: 10

AndrewRogue: Matt.

Dark Japheth: REROLL ONES

AndrewRogue: Reroll ones.

MrSuperOblivious: Again?

Dark Japheth: Yes.

*OnlineHost*: MrSuperOblivious rolled 2 6-sided dice: 3 6

AndrewRogue: Until they are not ones.

Dark Japheth: GOOD MAN

MrSuperOblivious: 15!

*OnlineHost*: MrSuperOblivious rolled 4 6-sided dice: 4 3 3 5

MrSuperOblivious: 12

MrSuperOblivious: 13, 13, 11, 13, 12, 15

Dark Japheth: You amuse me.

MrSuperOblivious: I hate you AIM

MrSuperOblivious: How am I supposed to be badass like this?

AndrewRogue: Could be Aria level stats.

MrSuperOblivious: Oh!

MrSuperOblivious: I forgot.

MrSuperOblivious: lvl 4

MrSuperOblivious: get to add one

MrSuperOblivious: woot...

MrSuperOblivious: Str. 13Dex. 13Con. 11Int. 13Wis. 13Cha. 15

Dark Japheth: Ok.

AndrewRogue: So anyway, hot sex with Eniac and Skoc? <.<

MrSuperOblivious: To reitterate... I hate you AIM

Sarcazmo47: Yar!

Sarcazmo47: "What news in the family, dear?"

Sarcazmo47: "I've heard all sorts of nasty things."

Dark Japheth: "My sister's pending marriage is cancelled."

Sarcazmo47: "Why?"

Dark Japheth: "The paladin had... other pressing matters to attend to. He claimed that by loving her, he was allowing her to be set up and hurt by those who wanted to hurt him."

Dark Japheth: "I think its a load of crap, but really, who cares?"

Sarcazmo47: He blinks a few times.

Sarcazmo47: Letting that sink in.

Sarcazmo47: "Did he say his god told him this, or give some other excuse?"

MrSuperOblivious: Rolling HP

AndrewRogue: (Two dice take the better.)

MrSuperOblivious: for my first 3 bard levels

MrSuperOblivious: 6+

*OnlineHost*: MrSuperOblivious rolled 2 6-sided dice: 5 1

MrSuperOblivious: 5

MrSuperOblivious: +

Dark Japheth: "That was the excuse he gave."

*OnlineHost*: MrSuperOblivious rolled 2 6-sided dice: 3 1

MrSuperOblivious: 3

Dark Japheth: "I don't believe it for a second. He, for one, delivered it through a messenger."

MrSuperOblivious: For rogue

*OnlineHost*: MrSuperOblivious rolled 2 6-sided dice: 1 4

MrSuperOblivious: 4+

*OnlineHost*: MrSuperOblivious rolled 2 6-sided dice: 6 5

MrSuperOblivious: 6+

*OnlineHost*: MrSuperOblivious rolled 2 6-sided dice: 1 2

MrSuperOblivious: 2

Sarcazmo47: Skocion laughs.

MrSuperOblivious: +Extortionist lvl 1

Sarcazmo47: "Sounds rather cowardly."

*OnlineHost*: MrSuperOblivious rolled 2 8-sided dice: 2 7

MrSuperOblivious: 7!

Dark Japheth: "I thought so too."

MrSuperOblivious: 33HP!

Sarcazmo47: "How is your father reacting?"

Dark Japheth: "Rather awkwardly. He's trying to find pretty much anyone to marry Leba."

MrSuperOblivious: Poor Leba...

Dark Japheth: "We all have our guesses as to why." She smiles.

MrSuperOblivious: Ah, the venarial diseases

Sarcazmo47: Skocion laughs.

Sarcazmo47: "I see."

Sarcazmo47: "Honestly, I don't understand why anyone would be interested in Leba when you're around."

Sarcazmo47: He says it easily.

Sarcazmo47: Like he's not really thinking when he says it.

Sarcazmo47: And immediately becomes embarrassed.

Sarcazmo47: "I mean....ah...excuse me."

Dark Japheth: She responds by blushing.

Dark Japheth: A lot.

AndrewRogue: (Awww. ^_^)

Dark Japheth: Its so sad that she's being manipulated so bad.

AndrewRogue: Yeah.

Sarcazmo47: He stutters and excuses himself from the room.

Dark Japheth: She she sits down, and fingers the trinket you gave her, which is even now around her neck, and keeps blushing.

Sarcazmo47: Once outside, he smiles to himself and heads on down to press the flesh with his contacts.

Sarcazmo47: Try to see what the word on the street is. Yo.

Dark Japheth: Thats where you naturally gather the rumors I've brought to you earlier.

Sarcazmo47: Right.

Sarcazmo47: RIGHT

Sarcazmo47: SMART ME

Sarcazmo47: GOOD

Dark Japheth: Now tell me two topics

Dark Japheth: and I'll go into detail about those rumors.

MrSuperOblivious: o_o;;;

Sarcazmo47: The Chaosyn and SOMETHING BIG rumors.

MrSuperOblivious: (Alright, bedtime. 8Am gotta be up.)

AndrewRogue: Night man.

Dark Japheth: The church to Keikeru was revealed, at the last minute, as a church to Chaosyn.

Dark Japheth: g'night.

Dark Japheth: Something big- a lot of politicians missed meetings, a lot of town mayors, and a few members of the guards, missed their rounds.

Dark Japheth: And the entire security force for the deveel is completely and utterly gone. So are their families.

Sarcazmo47: Interesting.

Sarcazmo47: So, the church us actually acting as normal for a church of Chaosyn?

Sarcazmo47: *is

Dark Japheth: Fairly normal.

Dark Japheth: Now, for Chaosyn, that means that nobody can predict them.

Sarcazmo47: Yep,.

Sarcazmo47: Sure does.

Dark Japheth: They've been, according to the rumor, summoning undead, and then unsummoning them.

Sarcazmo47: For fun!

Dark Japheth: Tell you what

Dark Japheth: diplomacy check

*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 9

Dark Japheth: That result is going to make me cry, isn't it.

Sarcazmo47: 26.

Sarcazmo47: No.

Sarcazmo47: It's not as good as I'd like it to be.

Dark Japheth: Thats almost tearworthy.

Dark Japheth: You realize- the Clerics of this particular church don't like to have unused spell slots.

Dark Japheth: So how do they pass the time?

Dark Japheth: Inflicting disease and then removing it

Dark Japheth: hurting and then curing themselves.

Dark Japheth: Summoning and unsummoning things.

Sarcazmo47: That's.....insane.

Sarcazmo47: Which sounds about right.

AndrewRogue: ...geeze. Whatta church

Dark Japheth: However.

Dark Japheth: They've quite literally filled the slot formerly occupied by guards.

Sarcazmo47: In what way?

Dark Japheth: So thieves, instead of being jailed, are dissolving into puddles of goo.

Sarcazmo47: HAHAHA

Sarcazmo47: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Sarcazmo47: GOOOOOD

Dark Japheth: Or maybe they are jailed.

Sarcazmo47: GOOOOOOOOOOOOD

Dark Japheth: Or sometimes, thieves are let free.

Sarcazmo47: Or maybe they are set free!

Dark Japheth: And most of the time, anyone hurt is healed.

Dark Japheth: Sometimes, its not worth healing them, so they die.

Sarcazmo47: HAHAHA

Sarcazmo47: GOOD

Dark Japheth: This is quite frankly not all that comforting.

Sarcazmo47: Okay.

Sarcazmo47: Here's what's going to happen.

Sarcazmo47: Undetectable Alignment is going to become the standard for the Brotherhood Of The Son.

Sarcazmo47: And they're going to spread through Tamerand.

Sarcazmo47: Actively healing, preaching, and otherwise insinuating themselves into the social structure.

Sarcazmo47: Promoting Law and Peace.

Dark Japheth: How nice.

Sarcazmo47: Yep!

AndrewRogue: Skoc is such a good guy.

Sarcazmo47: And will happily fill the void of becoming the guardians of the Deveel.

Dark Japheth: How many vile points did you have?

Sarcazmo47: None!

Dark Japheth: Oh. Lose one. Wait.

Dark Japheth: Shit.

Dark Japheth: Anyway.

coughingpuppy: I need to spend mine sometime...

Sarcazmo47: I haven't been spending mine.

coughingpuppy: *has three*

Sarcazmo47: I've been losing them.

Dark Japheth: You will need at least three hundred. At the moment, you have about 200.

Dark Japheth: Now, by *need*, I mean to completely replace the security with a force capable of responding to a mass threat.

Sarcazmo47: More will trickle in, I'm sure.

Sarcazmo47: For now, they're just serving as the most ethical guards Tamerand has ever seen.

Dark Japheth: Good.

Sarcazmo47: They don't take bribes.

Sarcazmo47: Ever.

Dark Japheth: Quite a few of your old bandit scheme are apprehended.

Sarcazmo47: Good!

Sarcazmo47: He will fucking rat them out!

Sarcazmo47: To the Brotherhood, anyway.

Sarcazmo47: All of them!

Sarcazmo47: The Brotherhood kicks all the butt.

AndrewRogue: Good. Good. Zerikiel approves. *nod*

Dark Japheth: Murder? Or do you spare them?

Sarcazmo47: They are spared at first.

Sarcazmo47: Skocion doesn't even get involved.

Sarcazmo47: He lets his Brotherhood and Father Zerikiel talk to them about redemption!

Dark Japheth: Which will be RPed.

Dark Japheth: Not now, but.

AndrewRogue: Awww. RP stopping implies me should sleep.