AndrewRogue: ~~~~~QUASI-BEGIN I SUPPOSE~~~~~
coughingpuppy: SO
coughingpuppy: Mirrin the dwarven smith!
AndrewRogue: Aye.
coughingpuppy: Orog is smelting away.
AndrewRogue: He takes an interest in what you are doing, but like any good craftsman, he watches in silence.
coughingpuppy: And smelting, and smelting. Eventually he will actually dip his finger into the concoction to test consistency and otherwise do things that seem totally insane.
AndrewRogue: Mirrin looks on admiringly when massive burning is not had. He is impressed by the way of Orogs.
coughingpuppy: Eventually he will take the alloy, lay it out into sheets, let it cool, cut it into strips, wind the strips, heat them in the forge, and start twisting them together.
coughingpuppy: Once they're tense, he'll start hammering them until they start to flatten and fuse, then twist them again.
coughingpuppy: Repeat ad nauseum.
coughingpuppy: After about a day of that, and after cleaning out the smelting pot, it goes back in to pull out more impurities and to bubble like a stew a bit more.
AndrewRogue: It is repeated. The alloy is proving to come along well. It looks like it might just work.
coughingpuppy: Then the sheets, and the strips, and the twisting to put a lot of tension into the metal.
coughingpuppy: Then he hammers it into a more ball-esque shape and extrudes five cylinders that will become fingers.
coughingpuppy: And seeks out G13!
Dark Japheth: Who is sitting outside.
Dark Japheth: Well, standing.
Dark Japheth: Sort of staring into nothing.
coughingpuppy: "Hey."
coughingpuppy: He's wearing what he would tell you is an apron.
coughingpuppy: But you might guess is more of a...well, cow.
Dark Japheth: "Salutation: Greetings, unit Orog."
coughingpuppy: "Come."
coughingpuppy: He gestures inside the smithy.
Dark Japheth: He follows.
coughingpuppy: Orog has....something that looks in no way shape or form like a hand at this point.
coughingpuppy: He does, however, gesture for you to hold out your other hand.
coughingpuppy: And produces several long peices of wire and a compass-looking tool.
Dark Japheth: He holds out his fleshy hand.
coughingpuppy: Is the fleshy hand connected to a fleshy wrist?
Dark Japheth: Yep.
coughingpuppy: And where do the fleshy bits end?
Dark Japheth: About midway through the forearm.
coughingpuppy: Hmmm.
coughingpuppy: He will consider this.
DPF2006: (Oh, the hand flesh's connected to the- wrist flesh! The wrist flesh's...)
AndrewRogue: Mirrin continues staring creepily at G13
coughingpuppy: Is there enough alloy to replace all that?
AndrewRogue: Hmmm...
AndrewRogue: Enough of the alloy, yes.
AndrewRogue: Pure Adamant, no.
coughingpuppy: Right.
coughingpuppy: Well, he decides that he'll make a forearm bit out of steel and do the wrist and hand with the alloy.
coughingpuppy: So, he takes the measurements.
coughingpuppy: He also measures the metal hand for comparison.
Dark Japheth: Of course.
coughingpuppy: Then he calls over Mirrin to consult.
coughingpuppy: Actually!
coughingpuppy: "Take off your metal hand."
Dark Japheth: It clicks a moment. "As you will it." And he fiddles a bit with the screws, and with a few wires... and then gives orog a hand!
Dark Japheth: (Someone shoot me. Please.)
AndrewRogue: *punts pun*
AndrewRogue: *then shoots Gorth*
coughingpuppy: Orog takes it, and the screws as well.
coughingpuppy: "I'll let you know when it's done."
DPF2006: (Screw the hand!)
coughingpuppy: And he'll head over to the forge and begin the arduous process of making all the tiny bits and putting them together.
AndrewRogue: Worked!
coughingpuppy: I'll take a 20 if I can.
coughingpuppy: He'll be at it for two weeks or more.
coughingpuppy: During which G13 has one hand.
AndrewRogue: Hmmm... if you'll work that long, then we can assume that yes, you can take 20.
coughingpuppy: Goodo.
coughingpuppy: Does Mirrin assist?
AndrewRogue: He will if its asked.
AndrewRogue: Otherwise he has some smaller projects and shipping arrangements.
coughingpuppy: He is indeed.
coughingpuppy: For the smaller bits.
AndrewRogue: *he will attack it with a passion*
coughingpuppy: And his assistance nets me a...+2?
AndrewRogue: Yep.
coughingpuppy: Then the final crafting total is 39.
Dark Japheth: G13 can lend a hand if you want. >.>
AndrewRogue: *finishes Gorth off*
Dark Japheth: Making the total 41.
Dark Japheth: You know.
coughingpuppy: No, 40.
coughingpuppy: Since you only have one hand to lend.
Dark Japheth: Another person helping doesn't add another... oh. Yes. :P
coughingpuppy: So what is the fruit of our labor?
AndrewRogue: A damn nice hand.
coughingpuppy: Indeed?
AndrewRogue: For statistical purposes...
AndrewRogue: Hmm...
Dark Japheth: I just gained the first level of my PrC? >.>
AndrewRogue: Lemme check a thing or two here.
coughingpuppy: Orog will take a big, scary survival knife and use it to sever the fleshy bits.
coughingpuppy: And will proceed to mount the forarm section, the wrist section which was probably the hardest part, and the hand.
Dark Japheth: During which, G13 does not flinch, although I'm sure it hurts like a BITCH.
coughingpuppy: He CAN'T flinch.
DPF2006: ("Unit does not recognize pain, except to laugh at that of others.")
Dark Japheth: True that.
Dark Japheth: lmfao
coughingpuppy: Statting the hand, Andrew?
Dark Japheth: Its all done.
coughingpuppy: Aww, do I get to see what I made?
AndrewRogue: Essentially non-shitty Silver Guantlets.
Dark Japheth: G13 will stare in wonder. To integrate the new hand in with my circuitry, I assume a Craft check?
AndrewRogue: Yep.
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 9
Dark Japheth: Enough.
Dark Japheth: >.>
AndrewRogue: Total <.<
Dark Japheth: 20.
AndrewRogue: ...just enough.
AndrewRogue: *swears*
AndrewRogue: This is two weeks in then?
Dark Japheth: Yes.
coughingpuppy: Yep!
coughingpuppy: Not taking months or anything.
AndrewRogue: All right.
AndrewRogue: Quick update on in-town news then.
AndrewRogue: They hit some nice ore in the central mine.
AndrewRogue: Crafters have been hard at work with weapons and armor for trade.
coughingpuppy: Oh yes?
coughingpuppy: Orog will offer to help Mirrin for a while as repayment.
DPF2006: (and the price of adamantine has plummeted. G13 is accidentally traded with spare change...)
AndrewRogue: Mirrin accepts!
Dark Japheth: (Poor G13.)
coughingpuppy: ROCKIN!
Dark Japheth: (If I end up with Yuka Laka, I kill you ALL)
Dark Japheth: (MEATBAGS)
AndrewRogue: Which means... Orog is there when a male 'Kin riding a Winter Wolf comes into town ^_^
coughingpuppy: ROCKING!
coughingpuppy: Orog sure is!
DPF2006: (OMG HEES BAKC!)
MrSuperOblivious: (Back)
coughingpuppy: He greets him! Which is to say that he stares at him!
AndrewRogue: Matt!
AndrewRogue: Quick update!
MrSuperOblivious: (What did I miss?)
AndrewRogue: Two weeks pass.
AndrewRogue: Orog made a fist for G.
MrSuperOblivious: Any sex?
AndrewRogue: Bandon/Aria
AndrewRogue: ...wait.
DPF2006: (NO DWARF-ON-DWARF ACTION!)
AndrewRogue: Wrong game.
coughingpuppy: Bandon/Lea?
AndrewRogue: Bandon/Lea/Aria
AndrewRogue: She's always attached.
AndrewRogue: ANYWAY
MrSuperOblivious: Lea/Aria
Dark Japheth: Zao/Suckers
coughingpuppy: ANYFUCKINWAY
AndrewRogue: Someone update Matt.
coughingpuppy: Orog stares at this Catman while hammering away at a haft for a Maul.
MrSuperOblivious: Come on.
Dark Japheth: Ohhh!
Dark Japheth: Orog gave G13 a hand.
MrSuperOblivious: Is G using it?
Dark Japheth: Yep.
Dark Japheth: He got his flesh bloodily removed.
MrSuperOblivious: Anything else?
coughingpuppy: Using it for...you know...handing stuff.
coughingpuppy: Like.....waving.
Dark Japheth: Cut off, with little pieces stuck to the metal. He ripped them off.
Dark Japheth: Yes.
Dark Japheth: And its loads of fun as a party joke.
MrSuperOblivious: Bites or chunks?
Dark Japheth: Chunks.
AndrewRogue: *he hops off, petting the Wolf and approaches the big guy* "An Orog working at a dwarf forge?"
AndrewRogue: Listen/Spot if you want.
*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 2 20-sided dice: 3 1
MrSuperOblivious: (Where am I then?)
coughingpuppy: I see nothing!
coughingpuppy: I continue hammering!
coughingpuppy: And staring!
MrSuperOblivious: (ZE GOGGLES! ZEY DO NOSSING!)
AndrewRogue: (Wherever you want to be.)
MrSuperOblivious: (House. Chillin. Drinkin a bud. Watchin the game.)
AndrewRogue: "Hey, you the guy who keeps this place?"
coughingpuppy: More like, "Hey, CLANG he gu CLANG eeps CLANG lace?"
AndrewRogue: Indeed.
coughingpuppy: Orog stares at him.
coughingpuppy: And finally rests the hammer.
coughingpuppy: And waits for the man to repeat himself.
AndrewRogue: "You the guy who keeps who this place?"
coughingpuppy: "No."
coughingpuppy: He starts hammering again.
AndrewRogue: "DO YOU KNOW WHERE HE IS?"
coughingpuppy: He stops.
coughingpuppy: "Yes."
coughingpuppy: It's not his fault! Common is not his first language!
AndrewRogue: "Could you tell me? I rode a long ways to get here, and I'm looking to barter some goods."
coughingpuppy: "Yes."
AndrewRogue: *he taps his foot impatiently*
coughingpuppy: His look is blank, but he actually is kind of perplexed by the Catman and his incredibly stupid questions.
coughingpuppy: If he wants to know where Mirrin is, all he needs to do is ask.
coughingpuppy: He just stares at the fellow.
coughingpuppy: And, if he doesn't add anything, he will shortly go back to hammering.
AndrewRogue: *he finally throws his hands out in exasperation* "Looook, I rode two days cause the chief said to! WHERE IS HE?"
coughingpuppy: Orog points into the back.
AndrewRogue: "Thank you. Go out and roam Jenn! GO!" *he gestures to the massive beast as he heads into the back*
coughingpuppy: ((Man, Skocion would own everything in this town by now. It makes me sad.))
coughingpuppy: Orog continues making a Maul. For smashing.
AndrewRogue: Yay smashing maul!
AndrewRogue: And... does anyone have any specific errands/things they want/need to do?
MrSuperOblivious: I'm going to get all my cooking equipment together so when we start traveling I'll know where it is so I can take it.
MrSuperOblivious: Visiting friends too.
AndrewRogue: Happy times and preperation for travel eh?
coughingpuppy: Orog will undertake small projects in his spare time.
coughingpuppy: Upgrading his tools and such.
Dark Japheth: G13 will be quiet.
Dark Japheth: And contemplating the meaning of the seven lines.
coughingpuppy: Adding the leftovers of this new alloy as a coating on the blades of his sword.
DPF2006: Ikiyo spends his days wandering around town with his eyes going out of focus every once in a while.
AndrewRogue: Mmmm hmmm. Smart man.
coughingpuppy: Little things.
coughingpuppy: Mostly working for Mirrin and making cool stuff.
AndrewRogue: Indeed. 1 More day shall pass.
MrSuperOblivious: Think I'll go on down to the mines and mine with a few buddies.
AndrewRogue: And in the morning of the sixteenth day in town...
AndrewRogue: ~~~~~TO BE CONTINUED~~~~~\
—SIDE ADVENTURE—
MrSuperOblivious: "Hey Jordi how's it goin? Mind if I mine over here today?"
AndrewRogue: "Well HELL! If ain't TAM! YOU BACK!"
MrSuperOblivious: Tams shirt is off and damn if he ain't hairy.
MrSuperOblivious: "Hey whats going on ya little bastard!"
MrSuperOblivious: Tam hits him. In the shoulder. Herd.
MrSuperOblivious: Hard*
MrSuperOblivious: Friendly though.
MrSuperOblivious: And he hefts his pick and begins hitting up that ore.
AndrewRogue: "We been working our ASSES off to find something like this! Lotta orders from the tribes up north and the humans down south. Nothing like our steel!"
AndrewRogue: *hits him back, harder*
AndrewRogue: "AND YOU! What you been doing fucker?"
MrSuperOblivious: Ah miners....
MrSuperOblivious: "Fuck man, you know me! I gotta kill something and your sister doesn't allow that in the house!"
MrSuperOblivious: Pick. Pick. Thwack.
MrSuperOblivious: (Hi ho. Hi ho. Its off to work we go....)
AndrewRogue: "She never did! Bitched at ME for wrestling down a whole pack of wolves once!"
MrSuperOblivious: "Fuck man, wolves? Ha! I bet you were getting yer ass kicked and she saved yer ass from getting kiled!"
MrSuperOblivious: He laughs at this.
AndrewRogue: "LIKE YOU COULD DO BETTER!" *thwack*
AndrewRogue: *pick*
AndrewRogue: *mine*
MrSuperOblivious: *Thwack. Pick.* After a brief pause he turns his head to look at Jordi, size him up. "So hows your old lady?"
AndrewRogue: "She's dead."
AndrewRogue: "DEAD TIRED AFTER LAST NIGHT!"
MrSuperOblivious: "Fuck no. What the hell happened?"
AndrewRogue: (<.<)
AndrewRogue: (>.>)
MrSuperOblivious: Tam stops his Thwacking and picking.
MrSuperOblivious: "FUCKER."
AndrewRogue: *his laughter echoes in the shaft*
MrSuperOblivious: And he leaps on him, in classic dwarven wrestling fasion.
MrSuperOblivious: fashion*
AndrewRogue: Dwarven Wrestling eh?
AndrewRogue: Roll grapple.
MrSuperOblivious: "Lets see if your still as good at wrestling as you used to be!"
coughingpuppy: Midget wrestling?
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
*OnlineHost*: MrSuperOblivious rolled 1 20-sided die: 10
AndrewRogue: You win.
AndrewRogue: Make another check to pin.
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
*OnlineHost*: MrSuperOblivious rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
AndrewRogue: Full Dwarven Nelson!
coughingpuppy: Andrew, we need to do combat now, while your rolls are sucking!
MrSuperOblivious: "Give up bitch?"
MrSuperOblivious: Chokehold!
MrSuperOblivious: Oh noes! The rock bottom!
AndrewRogue: "THIS IS A MINE SHAFT, NOT THOSE ROCK HEAPS KIDS PLAY IN!"
AndrewRogue: *The town Elder, Barendd, advances down towards you two, obviously bothered by this*
MrSuperOblivious: "Fuckin prick. Always messing up our fun."
AndrewRogue: He kicks you.
AndrewRogue: In the head.
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
AndrewRogue: And it is a damn fine kick to your head.
AndrewRogue: "TAM! You always gonna fuck off while we try to work?"
MrSuperOblivious: He whispered that in jordi's ear. And was gonna release him.
MrSuperOblivious: "Fuck yeah old timer."
AndrewRogue: ;_;
AndrewRogue: Barendd cries.
AndrewRogue: No.
MrSuperOblivious: XD
AndrewRogue: "If that's the case..." *bam, you get tackeled for more DWARVEN WRESTLING*
MrSuperOblivious: (Oh no! Whos this? A newcomer! WWD! World Wrestling Dwarves!)
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 7
AndrewRogue: Roll.
*OnlineHost*: MrSuperOblivious rolled 1 20-sided die: 18
AndrewRogue: Oh, you establish the grip.
AndrewRogue: To pin?
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 4
MrSuperOblivious: "Yer gettin slow!"
*OnlineHost*: MrSuperOblivious rolled 1 20-sided die: 2
AndrewRogue: He reverses.
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 5
*OnlineHost*: MrSuperOblivious rolled 1 20-sided die: 17
MrSuperOblivious: "GRAH!"
AndrewRogue: Its a stalemate so far.
MrSuperOblivious: Goin for a throwdown.
AndrewRogue: "You've gotten tought you lout."
*OnlineHost*: MrSuperOblivious rolled 1 20-sided die: 2
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 4
AndrewRogue: Pin attempt.
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 16
*OnlineHost*: MrSuperOblivious rolled 1 20-sided die: 17
MrSuperOblivious: ^_^
AndrewRogue: A shame you don't win with taht.
MrSuperOblivious: "Go down damn it!"
AndrewRogue: "You first."
AndrewRogue: *BAM*
AndrewRogue: Luckily Tam's face is tough.
AndrewRogue: Because that's what hits the ground first.
MrSuperOblivious: TRIP ATTACK
AndrewRogue: You pinned :p
MrSuperOblivious: Don't I add strength?
AndrewRogue: Trust me on this one.
AndrewRogue: You didn't win.
MrSuperOblivious: "Prick."
MrSuperOblivious: "We're gonna have to have wrerstling tournament tonight, I hope you know!"
AndrewRogue: "It'll be a short tournament if I'm in."
MrSuperOblivious: "I want a fucking rematch. But we'll make a bracket, I'll be on one end, and you can be on the other."
coughingpuppy: He's a Reaping Mauler!
AndrewRogue: "We'll never face each other then!"
AndrewRogue: *laughs upraoriously at this action*
MrSuperOblivious: "Winner gets some of my famous smoked bacon!"
MrSuperOblivious: He grins.
MrSuperOblivious: "BUT if I win, old man, you gotta put on a dress and show it to everybody."
AndrewRogue: "HAH!"
AndrewRogue: "You'll serve me that bacon in a dress m'boy."
MrSuperOblivious: "Fucking deal."
MrSuperOblivious: Shake hands.
AndrewRogue: *he lets up his crushing dgrip* "Now just get your ass back to work. We got a lot of shipments. You think I'm down here for my health?"
MrSuperOblivious: "What's better for your health than mine air?" He laughs and picks up the pick.
MrSuperOblivious: And mining resumes.
AndrewRogue: "Sure better than the ass cold. But it don't mean shit with the way we've been working."
AndrewRogue: (BRB)
MrSuperOblivious: Tam flips him off as he leaves.
Dark Japheth: (...new analogy- dwarves are to humans what truckers are to the british)
MrSuperOblivious: (XD)
MrSuperOblivious: (Mioners are natural swearers. Its like sailors of the ground.)
MrSuperOblivious: Miners*
Dark Japheth: (...Dude, I can't wait for the joke invariably to come)
Dark Japheth: (You know, someone asks to date Tam cuz he's a minor...)
MrSuperOblivious: (My girlfriends last name is miner)
Dark Japheth: (...THE IRONY)
MrSuperOblivious: (Andrew was first to point this out to me)
AndrewRogue: (And I never let up about it either.)
AndrewRogue: (Because its funny.)
MrSuperOblivious: (Granted)
AndrewRogue: Anyway... this is within the first week.
MrSuperOblivious: Ok.
MrSuperOblivious: So how'd I do mining?
AndrewRogue: You had a great feeling.
AndrewRogue: And then you found a chest.
AndrewRogue: You opened it and inside...
AndrewRogue: was the ore!
AndrewRogue: This is the way!
MrSuperOblivious: XD
MrSuperOblivious: Good old tactics.
AndrewRogue: No really. You guys make good progress.
AndrewRogue: You even start getting to some of the ore.
MrSuperOblivious: Yay!
MrSuperOblivious: So... Wrestling tournament?
Dark Japheth: G13 will enter.
Dark Japheth: If his hand is done by then.
coughingpuppy: Orog will enter, but will withdraw when he realizes there's not supposed to be blood drawn.
MrSuperOblivious: Dwarves only?
AndrewRogue: Pah. If the metal man wants in...
MrSuperOblivious: I dunno if that would be a rule.
AndrewRogue: HE IS IN
Dark Japheth: OH FUCKING YEAH
MrSuperOblivious: BRING IT OOOOON!
coughingpuppy: Orog will ask if a wrestling match means no punching.
AndrewRogue: Anything goes.
coughingpuppy: Oh?
AndrewRogue: Just no fatalities.
coughingpuppy: He will partake.
AndrewRogue: Whoo boy.
AndrewRogue: All right.
Dark Japheth: Oh HELL YES
AndrewRogue: An area of lightly frosted ground is roped off.
Dark Japheth: THIS IS GOING TO BE BADASS.
MrSuperOblivious: Tam is excited. VERY Excited. He makes love with---*Is knocked out*
MrSuperOblivious: YES!
Dark Japheth: G13 spends his time bending and testing all his joints. Yep, all of them swivel completely. He'll be awesome.
MrSuperOblivious: 2 on either brackett?
coughingpuppy: Orog remains largely unarmored, although he is still spiked.
AndrewRogue: Hoo boy.
AndrewRogue: All right.
coughingpuppy: Spiked enough to make trying to grapple him look like an unappealing prospect.
MrSuperOblivious: Spiked?
AndrewRogue: G13 and Tam end up on Opposite bracket sides.
coughingpuppy: Spiked as in, people that grapple him take 1d6 + 7 damage.
AndrewRogue: Barendd and Orog end up on opposite sides.
coughingpuppy: ((*looks up the rules on Grappling*))
MrSuperOblivious: Ouch.
Dark Japheth: (Touch attack, provokes AoO. Basically, if you take damage, you don't grapple)
Dark Japheth: (Then you do a grapple check to sustain the grapple)
coughingpuppy: (Yar. Of course, unless you have improved unarmed strike, you don't get an AoO.)
Dark Japheth: (Each round, you can make attacks with a tiny weapon or unarmed)
coughingpuppy: (And no AoO for people with Improved Grapple.)
Dark Japheth: (Right)
coughingpuppy: (*reads SRD*)
MrSuperOblivious: Spikes are legal???
AndrewRogue: Matches are won by incapacitating an opponent, or pinning them for a round or so.
MrSuperOblivious: Mills Lane: I'll allow it!
Dark Japheth: (*turns on Bodies*)
Dark Japheth: (Let the bodies hit the floor... let the bodies hit the floor...)
coughingpuppy: (Presumeably, the matches are happening mostly naked.
coughingpuppy: It just so happens that a mostly naked Orog is...spiked.
AndrewRogue: Indeed.
MrSuperOblivious: Tam is gonna bitch slap people around....
Dark Japheth: And a naked G13 is really just a dude in full plate with various fleshy parts exposed, like hands previously and his face.
coughingpuppy: No more fleshy hands for you!
coughingpuppy: I'ma laugh when someone tries to sunder your HAND
Dark Japheth: I won't. :P
AndrewRogue: Do we want to do all matches, or assume you guys kick ass and take names till the tough ones.
Dark Japheth: Yep.
coughingpuppy: Sure.
MrSuperOblivious: ALL
coughingpuppy: Orog does not go for the grappling, he goes for the punching.
MrSuperOblivious: Actually, I dont care
Dark Japheth: G13 likely wins because people don't expect him to win. Or are fearful, because he can rotate his head 360 degrees. And his hands and joints.
AndrewRogue: Indeed.
AndrewRogue: We skip to the cool matches then.
AndrewRogue: Semi-finals.
AndrewRogue: TAM VERSUS G13 aka MIIIIIILOSH BLACK!
Dark Japheth: *clicks, and buzzes*
AndrewRogue: The crowd of dwarves, although short, is making up for size with sheer noise.
AndrewRogue: This is exciting.
MrSuperOblivious: (1 sec, gotta turn on music)
MrSuperOblivious: (ALRIGHT!)
Dark Japheth: "Lowering aural perception 45%."
AndrewRogue: The crowd ROARS and gives the customary countdown...
AndrewRogue: THREE
MrSuperOblivious: Tam steps in the ring and raises his arms, looks at his wife and yells "I love you!"
AndrewRogue: TWO
AndrewRogue: "KICK HIS METAL ASS!"
MrSuperOblivious: (XD)
AndrewRogue: "WAAAAAAAAH KIIIIIIIIIIK!"
AndrewRogue: ONE!!!
AndrewRogue: INITS
*OnlineHost*: MrSuperOblivious rolled 1 20-sided die: 13
MrSuperOblivious: 14
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 7
Dark Japheth: 8!
MrSuperOblivious: Tam starts almost cautious, but rushes for the grapple rather quick.
*OnlineHost*: MrSuperOblivious rolled 1 20-sided die: 18
Dark Japheth: Thats cool. Don't I get an AoO?
coughingpuppy: Are you considered armed with your fist?
AndrewRogue: Thanks to Masterwork fist, you can/.
coughingpuppy: Hah!
Dark Japheth: Heh.
MrSuperOblivious: Fuck you.
Dark Japheth: G13 responds by calmly punching the dwarf in the face.
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 16
Dark Japheth: 25.
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
Dark Japheth: 7 damage.
Dark Japheth: In the face.
Dark Japheth: FACE.
MrSuperOblivious: Tams got a tough face.
coughingpuppy: Piss off the dwarven barbarian. Do it. It's good for you.
MrSuperOblivious: "That all ya got metal bitch?"
Dark Japheth: It clicks a moment. "Would you like me to activate combat protocols? It has not been necessary until now."
MrSuperOblivious: "Oh its on!"
Dark Japheth: "Activating combat protocols."
Dark Japheth: And the sword clicks into his hand.
MrSuperOblivious: "No weapons now metal boy. Just good old fists."
Dark Japheth: Then it drops its blade.
Dark Japheth: "Very well."
Dark Japheth: And he hauls off and punches you in the face.
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 3
Dark Japheth: ...12 doesn't hit.
coughingpuppy: Unarmored?
AndrewRogue: Yes <.<
MrSuperOblivious: Actually....
Dark Japheth: ...Woah.
Dark Japheth: Unarmored.
AndrewRogue: G has a huge advantage in these matches.
Dark Japheth: HEH
Dark Japheth: YES ID O.
Dark Japheth: I DO.
MrSuperOblivious: That blows.
Dark Japheth: ROCKIN
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
Dark Japheth: TAKE 5 DAMAGE
MrSuperOblivious: "Fuck you!"
MrSuperOblivious: Swingin punch!
*OnlineHost*: MrSuperOblivious rolled 1 20-sided die: 16
coughingpuppy: You provoke doing that.
MrSuperOblivious: I do?
Dark Japheth: "Unit lacks proper input accessory. You must want Gamma Unit G-7."
coughingpuppy: As Andrew can well attest.
coughingpuppy: Do you have Improved Unarmed Strike?
Dark Japheth: My AC is 19.
MrSuperOblivious: Is there anything that doesn't provoke?
coughingpuppy: Uh.....
coughingpuppy: Nope!
MrSuperOblivious: 19
Dark Japheth: Weapons. >.>
Dark Japheth: Oh damn
Dark Japheth: I have a HUGE ASS ADVANTAGE
Dark Japheth: I love these tournaments
AndrewRogue: G is... very nasty <.<
Dark Japheth: G13 will enter more of them
coughingpuppy: Hehehehe!
MrSuperOblivious: I hate you.
Dark Japheth: AoO!
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 5
Dark Japheth: Hit!
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
Dark Japheth: TAKE 4 DAMAGE
Dark Japheth: by the way, roll a 3 on damage.
Dark Japheth: Otherwise I'm just going to ignore the subdual damage, as it won't get through my DR.
*OnlineHost*: MrSuperOblivious rolled 1 3-sided die: 1
MrSuperOblivious: 4!
Dark Japheth: Heh.
Dark Japheth: "Efficient strike. I believe you might actually be able to beat me."
Dark Japheth: "Though I doubt it."
Dark Japheth: PUNCH
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 8
MrSuperOblivious: AoO?
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
Dark Japheth: No, I'm actually considered armed since the hand counts as a gauntlet.
MrSuperOblivious: What if I jumped him? That be an AoO?
Dark Japheth: By the way, take 5.
MrSuperOblivious: I did
Dark Japheth: This is all lethal damage, I might add. :P
MrSuperOblivious: Ok.
MrSuperOblivious: PIN
*OnlineHost*: MrSuperOblivious rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
MrSuperOblivious: MISS
MrSuperOblivious: MISS
MrSuperOblivious: MISS
coughingpuppy: Roll it up, Gorthypoo.
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 8
Dark Japheth: Hit.
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
Dark Japheth: Take 7.
AndrewRogue: You know what.
MrSuperOblivious: "Come over here and let me grab you!"
AndrewRogue: With Nat 20
Dark Japheth: "It appears my combat protocols really won't be necessary for this battle."
AndrewRogue: You get the grapple.
coughingpuppy: Hah!
Dark Japheth: Yes, fine. :P
coughingpuppy: Grapple'd!
coughingpuppy: Well.
Dark Japheth: Can I still have punched him?
coughingpuppy: Touch Attack'd!
AndrewRogue: Yes.
AndrewRogue: He just grabs you anyway.
coughingpuppy: NOW opposed grapple checks.
MrSuperOblivious: But I hold on.
*OnlineHost*: MrSuperOblivious rolled 1 20-sided die: 16
coughingpuppy: STR + BAB
MrSuperOblivious: 19
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
Dark Japheth: 20.
MrSuperOblivious: 23
Dark Japheth: Bah.
AndrewRogue: ...only 23?
AndrewRogue: ...you are level 5...
MrSuperOblivious: +3 str +4 BAB
AndrewRogue: ...why is your BAB only 4?
MrSuperOblivious: Ranger 2
AndrewRogue: Rangers have full progression.
coughingpuppy: Ranger's have full BAB....
MrSuperOblivious: Oops.
MrSuperOblivious: Forgot to add it then
Dark Japheth: 24.
Dark Japheth: You still win.
Dark Japheth: G13- "...It appears I spoke too early."
Dark Japheth: "Loading- Queen- We are the Champions.mp3"
MrSuperOblivious: XD
Dark Japheth: And suddenly, it begins to emit a song!
Dark Japheth: And PUSHES YOU OFF HIM
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 3
*OnlineHost*: MrSuperOblivious rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
Dark Japheth: ...My grapple sucks this game.
Dark Japheth: We have identical grapple modifiers, it comes down to rolls.
Dark Japheth: SO.
Dark Japheth: Your turn.
Dark Japheth: Meatbag.
MrSuperOblivious: PIN
*OnlineHost*: MrSuperOblivious rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
MrSuperOblivious: FUCK YES
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 5
Dark Japheth: Doh.
AndrewRogue: He's pinned.
AndrewRogue: Now you have to hold it.
MrSuperOblivious: So...
AndrewRogue: You get a chance to break free G.
Dark Japheth: WELL
Dark Japheth: *BREAKS FREE*
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 8
Dark Japheth: ...
*OnlineHost*: MrSuperOblivious rolled 1 20-sided die: 17
Dark Japheth: Yeah.
AndrewRogue: BAM
AndrewRogue: THE CROWD ROARS!
MrSuperOblivious: TAM WINS!
AndrewRogue: TAM! TAM! TAM!
MrSuperOblivious: Tam sticks his arms in the air and waves them up and down to pump up the crowd
Dark Japheth: *struggles* "You are of sufficient skills. Under alternating circumstances, you would have lost. You fought well."
Dark Japheth: *stands up*
AndrewRogue: The hooting can probably be hear all the way at the Orog Tribal home.
Dark Japheth: "Setting aural input to 100%."
MrSuperOblivious: "Not bad there Milosh. Thought you had me there for a minute."
MrSuperOblivious: He shakes his metal hand.
Dark Japheth: "It was certain. I am still unsure as to exactly how you pinned me."
MrSuperOblivious: Not many can say they wrestled a golem and WON
AndrewRogue: I assume you guys clear the ring?
MrSuperOblivious: "Look at me? I'm a wrestling GOD."
MrSuperOblivious: And exuent.
Dark Japheth: G13 will leave.
Dark Japheth: And you know what?
Dark Japheth: Though he doesn't know why
Dark Japheth: He will activate hunting protocol and kill something small and fleshy.
Dark Japheth: SOme small meatbag.
MrSuperOblivious: XD
coughingpuppy: Orog steps in and immediately does two very munchkiny things.
Dark Japheth: Like a squirrel.
AndrewRogue: Like a baby?
AndrewRogue: <.<
AndrewRogue: Tam's?
AndrewRogue: >.>
Dark Japheth: ....Yes,
Dark Japheth: Yes, I eat Tam's baby.
MrSuperOblivious: Slice himin bites or chunks?
coughingpuppy: First, he refocuses his Initiative. Second, he readies an action to punch his opponent if they walk into his threatened area.
AndrewRogue: Ouch.
AndrewRogue: Barendd steps in, and the roaring is almost as loud.
AndrewRogue: He sizes up this massive beast.
AndrewRogue: Then he tears off the shirt.
MrSuperOblivious: "You better beat Orog or else I won't have the satisfaction of Kicking your ass myself!"
coughingpuppy: Orog has planted his sword in the ground behind him.
AndrewRogue: "That won't be helping you here."
coughingpuppy: Orog just grins at him.
AndrewRogue: THREE
AndrewRogue: TWO
AndrewRogue: "Let's see if you're good as your tribesmen!"
coughingpuppy: Init 18.
AndrewRogue: ONE!
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
AndrewRogue: Fail.
coughingpuppy: He maintains his readied action and prepares to pummel extensively.
AndrewRogue: And he will give you the chance as he approaches.
AndrewRogue: Looking to take out a leg.
*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 20-sided die: 8
AndrewRogue: I think we can assume hit.
coughingpuppy: Spiked gantlets are....d4?
AndrewRogue: Yah.
*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 4-sided die: 3
coughingpuppy: 10 damage.
coughingpuppy: PUNCH
AndrewRogue: BAM
coughingpuppy: Does he provoke?
Dark Japheth: Holy fucking shit.
AndrewRogue: No.
AndrewRogue: No he does not.
coughingpuppy: Okay, roll that touch attack.
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 9
coughingpuppy: Good.
coughingpuppy: Opposed!
*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 20-sided die: 9
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 4
AndrewRogue: Curses.
coughingpuppy: 19.
coughingpuppy: He gets +4 from the feat.
coughingpuppy: Does he still lose?
AndrewRogue: Yah. Your strength is massive.
MrSuperOblivious: "Is that all ya got old man?! I thought you wrestled bears in your day!"
AndrewRogue: *he grits his teeth* "SHUT IT!"
coughingpuppy: Then for Orog's turn...
coughingpuppy: He tosses another punch out there.
*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 20-sided die: 4
coughingpuppy: 14.
AndrewRogue: Almost not, but hit.
coughingpuppy: Aww.
*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
AndrewRogue: Sucky unequipped touch ACs.
coughingpuppy: Eight damage.
coughingpuppy: The old dwarf goes for his leg, but he shakes him off and slugs him again.
MrSuperOblivious: Tam is watching this.... He's really pullin for the old dude.
AndrewRogue: "I'M GOING TO RIP THAT ARM OFF."
MrSuperOblivious: (Dude, the dwarves of this village=BADASS)
AndrewRogue: Touch.
coughingpuppy: (Wint Villagers = Badass)
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
AndrewRogue: Oh it hits.
AndrewRogue: Opposed.
coughingpuppy: (Wint Villagers have class levels for FUN.)
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 2
*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 20-sided die: 17
Dark Japheth: ....heh
AndrewRogue: (Damnit <.<)
coughingpuppy: No go, he shakes him off again.
MrSuperOblivious: Poor dude.
*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
coughingpuppy: Another 8.
AndrewRogue: He changes his plan with that one.
AndrewRogue: He grabs the other leg.
MrSuperOblivious: (Wint Villager: Wonder what I'll do today... Oh I know! Lets gain a class level in barbarian!)
AndrewRogue: Because that's what dwarves call strategy.
AndrewRogue: Switching legs.
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
AndrewRogue: Hit.
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 2
coughingpuppy: Touch'd.
AndrewRogue: *cries*
*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 20-sided die: 9
MrSuperOblivious: O_O
coughingpuppy: 19.
coughingpuppy: Orog refuses to go down!
coughingpuppy: He stumbles back a few steps, but keeps his feet and keeps on pounding.
*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
coughingpuppy: 9 damage.
MrSuperOblivious: Did you ever roll to hit?
coughingpuppy: Oh, I should roll an attack roll first.
*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 20-sided die: 16
AndrewRogue: Yeah hit.
MrSuperOblivious: Ok.
coughingpuppy: There we go.
AndrewRogue: "YOU BIG FUCKER. TOUGHER THAN YOUR MATES EH?"
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
MrSuperOblivious: WOW.
MrSuperOblivious: Your rolls blow andrew.
AndrewRogue: Shut it <.<
Dark Japheth: Ettin'd
coughingpuppy: You still successfully touch attack him.
AndrewRogue: Opposed!
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 4
Dark Japheth: XD
*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 20-sided die: 13
MrSuperOblivious: v_v
coughingpuppy: Denied once again!
AndrewRogue: How much damage so far?
coughingpuppy: Good question.
coughingpuppy: 9 + 8 +8 + 10?
coughingpuppy: 35.
Dark Japheth: I like how the dewds in Iron and the dude with UNGODLY STRENGTH are just whomping up the competition
Dark Japheth: And like, nobody can stop them.
MrSuperOblivious: Except the normal dude.
MrSuperOblivious: ^.^
MrSuperOblivious: >.>
MrSuperOblivious: <.<
AndrewRogue: All right.
AndrewRogue: Go.
coughingpuppy: Punch!
*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
coughingpuppy: No!
Dark Japheth: Normal dude has like no hope.
MrSuperOblivious: XD
coughingpuppy: No punch!
AndrewRogue: DENIED
coughingpuppy: He whiffs!
AndrewRogue: Grapple!
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 16
MrSuperOblivious: No way. Tam is a normal dude.
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 16
coughingpuppy: Ooo.
*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
coughingpuppy: He got me.
AndrewRogue: Oh. He... does.
coughingpuppy: Orog loses his balance and goes down!
AndrewRogue: BAM
coughingpuppy: Now I believe it to be my turn.
AndrewRogue: Yes.
coughingpuppy: I have a single attack, with which I may attempt to either break the grapple or deal unarmed damage.
coughingpuppy: I will attempt to deal unarmed damage.
coughingpuppy: Opposed grapple!
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 15
*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
coughingpuppy: No go.
coughingpuppy: His turn.
AndrewRogue: Owned.
AndrewRogue: Pin attempt.
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 2
AndrewRogue: <.<
Dark Japheth: XD
Dark Japheth: De. Nied.
MrSuperOblivious: <.<
*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
AndrewRogue: No go.
coughingpuppy: No pin/
coughingpuppy: Unarmed damage!
*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
coughingpuppy: Opposed grapple.
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 10
coughingpuppy: 22.
AndrewRogue: Lemme count. Hang on.
AndrewRogue: +4 from feat?
coughingpuppy: Aye.
AndrewRogue: I miscounted earlier.
AndrewRogue: He wins.
coughingpuppy: No unarmed damage.
coughingpuppy: Make another pin attempt.
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 19
MrSuperOblivious: >.>
Dark Japheth has left the room.
*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
coughingpuppy: HAH!
AndrewRogue: ...
MrSuperOblivious: XD
coughingpuppy: 40!
AndrewRogue: You win <.<
coughingpuppy: No pin for you!
coughingpuppy: Unarmed damage for you!
AndrewRogue: Go for it.
*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 20-sided die: 19
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
AndrewRogue: Takes it. His breathing is getting heavy.
coughingpuppy: 11 damage.
coughingpuppy: So 46.
coughingpuppy: This man is hardcore.
MrSuperOblivious: Wait... Wouldn't it be 10?
coughingpuppy: No.
MrSuperOblivious: 2 was 8
MrSuperOblivious: 3 was 9
coughingpuppy: 2 was 9. 1 was 8.
MrSuperOblivious: nm
MrSuperOblivious: Okay!
AndrewRogue: He's not giving up. The crowd is ON ITS FEET
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 2
coughingpuppy: I shoulda used the armor spikes, but hey.
AndrewRogue: DAMN YOU AIM
*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
MrSuperOblivious: Use a hero point!
AndrewRogue: Wait...
coughingpuppy: 16.
AndrewRogue: He wins!
coughingpuppy: Does he have more than +14?
coughingpuppy: Or is it a tie?
AndrewRogue: More.
coughingpuppy: Rockin.
coughingpuppy: I am pinned!
coughingpuppy: I attempt to break!
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 20-sided die: 15
AndrewRogue: Nothing doing.
coughingpuppy: He maintains the pin.
coughingpuppy: Okay....
AndrewRogue: BAM. THERE ARE FUCKING CHEERS
AndrewRogue: His rage ends <.<
coughingpuppy: Oh, it's over?
coughingpuppy: *is sad*
coughingpuppy: OH!
MrSuperOblivious: Hah! I saved mine!
coughingpuppy: OH OH OH!
coughingpuppy: Wait!
coughingpuppy: For pinning me, he takes...
*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 6-sided die: 2
coughingpuppy: Nine points of damage.
AndrewRogue: He's bleeding all over, including you, but he don't care.
coughingpuppy: Okie dokie.
AndrewRogue: "THERE! I still got enough to bring one of you down!"
MrSuperOblivious: "Fucking great man! Thats a fucking match!"
coughingpuppy: Orog just grunts.
MrSuperOblivious: That. Was. BADASS.
AndrewRogue: Bam. And we take a break, while the competitors get mopped up a bit.
coughingpuppy: 55 damage total.
coughingpuppy: Dag, yo.
coughingpuppy: That's a hardcore man.
MrSuperOblivious: "So, 15 minute break old man or do you wanna go now?"
MrSuperOblivious: Tams face bleeds.
AndrewRogue: "I'll... beat... your ass... now."
MrSuperOblivious: "I'd go now too, but I want you to at least catch your breath."
MrSuperOblivious: MEDICS
coughingpuppy: Healing?
coughingpuppy: Healing is for SISSIES!
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
MrSuperOblivious: Boxing style.
AndrewRogue: You are punched in the face.
AndrewRogue: The match starts now.
AndrewRogue: Bitch.
MrSuperOblivious: "Alright, we go now!"
AndrewRogue: Inits.
MrSuperOblivious: ENRAGED!
*OnlineHost*: MrSuperOblivious rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
MrSuperOblivious: 15
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
AndrewRogue: 15
MrSuperOblivious: Him.
AndrewRogue: Grapple.
*OnlineHost*: MrSuperOblivious rolled 1 20-sided die: 9
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
AndrewRogue: Touch hits.
MrSuperOblivious: Him.
AndrewRogue: I need opposed.
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
*OnlineHost*: MrSuperOblivious rolled 1 20-sided die: 2
MrSuperOblivious: Damn.
AndrewRogue: Him.
coughingpuppy: Grappled!
AndrewRogue: "Is this the BEST YOU GOT?"
MrSuperOblivious: Reversal!
coughingpuppy: Are you breaking the grapple, or trying to pin, or trying to deal damage?
MrSuperOblivious: PIN!
MrSuperOblivious: Like true wrestling
*OnlineHost*: MrSuperOblivious rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
MrSuperOblivious: BAM!
AndrewRogue: ...
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
AndrewRogue: You... pin.
MrSuperOblivious: "GET ON THE GROUND OLD MAN!"
AndrewRogue: The break attempt.
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 10
*OnlineHost*: MrSuperOblivious rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
AndrewRogue: ...
AndrewRogue: AIM SAYS YOU WIN
MrSuperOblivious: XD
MrSuperOblivious: Thats three nat. 20s today?
coughingpuppy: AIM DOES say you win.
coughingpuppy: Jeez.
AndrewRogue: THERE ARE ROARS
MrSuperOblivious: "Shoulda caught your breath."
AndrewRogue: "Fuck... you..."
AndrewRogue: Celebratory cheers!
MrSuperOblivious: "So what dress do you wanna wear? Blue really is your color you know..."
AndrewRogue: The massive dog-piles!
MrSuperOblivious: Dog pile'd!
AndrewRogue: "I'll tear out your spine and FEED IT YOU TAM!"
AndrewRogue: Wives hugging!
AndrewRogue: Children crying!
coughingpuppy: Ninjas killing!
MrSuperOblivious: "I love ya babe! Did all for you!"
coughingpuppy: Oh, there's dwarf-on-dwarf action tonight.
AndrewRogue: MY EYES
AndrewRogue: THEY BLEED
MrSuperOblivious: Tam needs some tenderness....
MrSuperOblivious: A day full of upsets, defenitely.
AndrewRogue: What he needs is LESS 20's.
*OnlineHost*: MrSuperOblivious rolled 1 20-sided die: 9
MrSuperOblivious: There we go.
coughingpuppy: Fewer, Andy.
coughingpuppy: Fewer, not less.
AndrewRogue: ~~~~~END~~~~~~