Duct Tape and Safety Pin
written by Heidi Yan
If there was a wish that I could have,
Duct tape and safety pins would be a fad.
Everyone would want them from here to there.
They would be something that everyone would wear.
If I had my way my closet would be packed.
With duct tape and safety pin clothing,
and no animals had to get wacked.
You have to admit that they are pretty godly,
People that don't agree are rather quite oddly.
There are numerous tasks you can do with these wonderful things,
You can tape things together even when you sing.
They are really quite useful when you want to leg rape.
Safety pins help when you want a batman cape.
When you want some help you can rely on this duo.
They can even help you protect a precious jewel.
Duct tape is known as man's secret tool.
While safety pins help hold your suit up when your in a pool.
Duct tape and safety pins seem so godly great!
I think I'm gonna buy  them in every single state!
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