40 GRIT LYRICS: TRUTH CAKE Chop it up, serve it up; won't you have a slice? Truth cake is bitter fare, and never tastes so nice Here's a cup o' bile, to wash the pastry down Now let it sink into your maw, and splash it all around Chorus (2X): Truth cake, truth cake, sticking in your throat Much harder words to swallow than the life you live by rote Feel it rising up your throat, as your stomach heaves its last Truth cake is unpalatable, and never a good repast Throughout our lives we often find the truth is hard to swallow But I'd rather choke, than where the yoke, of a life, through lies, made shallow Chorus (2X): Truth cake, truth cake, sticking in your throat Much harder words to swallow than the life you live by rote RIDE MY GRILL Driving down our nation's highways, looking for a thrill Cruising down the roads and byways, searching for a kill Hey there little hitchhiker, indulge me, if you will Come step in front of my machine; say won't you ride my grill? Chorus: Won't you ride my grill? Baby needs make her kill Baby must quench her thirst; and don't you know that Baby always comes first She'll grind your bones to make her bread She'll drink your blood for tea She'll back up just to crush your head with sanguinary glee I dream about it all the time You running from me But my bet is I'll get you yet To fall in front of me Chorus: Won't you ride my grill? Baby needs make her kill Baby must quench her thirst; and don't you know that Baby always comes first NO CANDY FROM COURTNEY No candy from Courtney--no time for trick-or-treat No candy from Courtney--he's not dispensing sweets No candy from Courtney--don't ring upon his bell 'Cause if you bother Courtney, he'll give you holy Hell Mouth (2X): putsa-putsa-diddlediddlediddle-a No candy from Courtney--you might think he's a prick No candy from Courtney--but don't you play no tricks No candy from Courtney--and don't get in his face 'Cause if you piss off Courtney, he'll beat you with his bass Mouth (2X): putsa-putsa-diddlediddlediddle-a Chorus (4X): No candy from Courtney No candy from Courtney--but kiddies don't you grieve No candy from Courtney--on this Allhallow's Eve No candy from Courtney--just thank your lucky stars 'Cause treats down at the Brainerd house are tainted candy bars Mouth (2X): putsa-putsa-diddlediddlediddle-a No candy from Courtney--he won't tell you again No candy from Courtney--so steer clear of his den No candy from Courtney--and don't come back next year 'Cause if you call next Hallowe'en he'll give you cause to fear {Chorus / mouth, ad extremum} |