40 GRIT  LYRICS:

TRUTH CAKE

Chop it up, serve it up; won't you have a slice?
Truth cake is bitter fare, and never tastes so nice
Here's a cup o' bile, to wash the pastry down
Now let it sink into your maw, and splash it all around

Chorus (2X): Truth cake, truth cake, sticking in your throat
Much harder words to swallow than the life you live by rote

Feel it rising up your throat, as your stomach heaves its last
Truth cake is unpalatable, and never a good repast
Throughout our lives we often find the truth is hard to swallow
But I'd rather choke, than where the yoke, of a life, through lies, made shallow

Chorus (2X): Truth cake, truth cake, sticking in your throat
Much harder words to swallow than the life you live by rote


RIDE MY GRILL

Driving down our nation's highways, looking for a thrill
Cruising down the roads and byways, searching for a kill
Hey there little hitchhiker, indulge me, if you will
Come step in front of my machine; say won't you ride my grill?

Chorus: Won't you ride my grill?
Baby needs make her kill
Baby must quench her thirst; and don't you know that
Baby always comes first

She'll grind your bones to make her bread
She'll drink your blood for tea
She'll back up just to crush your head with sanguinary glee
I dream about it all the time
You running from me
But my bet is I'll get you yet
To fall in front of me

Chorus: Won't you ride my grill?
Baby needs make her kill
Baby must quench her thirst; and don't you know that
Baby always comes first


NO CANDY FROM COURTNEY

No candy from Courtney--no time for trick-or-treat
No candy from Courtney--he's not dispensing sweets
No candy from Courtney--don't ring upon his bell
'Cause if you bother Courtney, he'll give you holy Hell

Mouth (2X): putsa-putsa-diddlediddlediddle-a

No candy from Courtney--you might think he's a prick
No candy from Courtney--but don't you play no tricks
No candy from Courtney--and don't get in his face
'Cause if you piss off Courtney, he'll beat you with his bass

Mouth (2X): putsa-putsa-diddlediddlediddle-a

Chorus (4X): No candy from Courtney

No candy from Courtney--but kiddies don't you grieve
No candy from Courtney--on this Allhallow's Eve
No candy from Courtney--just thank your lucky stars
'Cause treats down at the Brainerd house are tainted candy bars

Mouth (2X): putsa-putsa-diddlediddlediddle-a

No candy from Courtney--he won't tell you again
No candy from Courtney--so steer clear of his den
No candy from Courtney--and don't come back next year
'Cause if you call next Hallowe'en he'll give you cause to fear

{Chorus / mouth, ad extremum}