| TASTY LITTLE MUFFINS Tasty, tasty, little muffins Toast 'em, roast 'em, eat them hot Melted butter, jam, apple butter too Eat them any way you feel like to. Eat 'em for breakfast, bring 'em to a brunch Have 'em for tea, or perhaps a lite lunch Blueberry, raspberry, dutch apple, corn I have a muffin almost every morn Chocolate chip, banana bread, bran I eat my muffins whenever I can I love my muffins either cold or hot With a little brew from my teapot |
| ODE TO STOUT Stout is like a chocolate drink Semi-sweet and well nigh black Delectable amaritude In creamy bitter draught Sweet unmalted barley wort Cordial cocoa quaff Heavy, almost viscous Seen, darkly, through the glass Liquid velvet, hazy curtain Obfuscates the eyes Tawny lips, the foamy kiss A bittersweet goodbye |