| RUMPLEFORESKIN LYRICS: RUMPLEFORESKIN Chorus: Uncut I'll go, as uncut I came For Rumpleforeskin is my name I reside in the dark woods So's I can hide my prepuce goods Guard my name, and what's in my pants As round a flame I jovially dance (Chorus} Tho' most boys're clipped when they're born My Rumpleforeskin tip won't be shorn Circumcision is not my game That's my decision, as says my name {Chorus} Once just Jews would get themselves clipped Now other boys too are doomed to be snipped Nary a child gets spared from the clippers Hardly one left's still got his tipper {Chorus} So I am hoping this royal dame Continues groping for mine ol' name And I'll go on, just doing my dance With my uncut piece in my pants |