(aircraft jokes)
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Pilot Jokes (updated Apr 26 2005)
One day in
the future, Osama bin Laden has a heart attack and dies. He
immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You
are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to
stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple
of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them
go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who
leaves."
Osama thought that sounded pretty good, so he
agreed. The devil opened the first room; in it was Richard Nixon and
a large pool of water. He kept diving in & surfacing empty
handed-over & over &over. Such was his fate in hell. "No,"
bin Laden said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I
don't think I could do that all day long."
The devil led
him to the next room; in it was Tony Blair with a sledge hammer and a
room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time
after time. "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would
be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day,"
commented Osama bin Laden.
The devil opened a third door. In
it, Osama saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms staked
over his head, and his legs staked in a spread eagle pose. Bent over
him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
Osama bin
Laden looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said,
"Yeah, I can handle this." The devil smiled and
replied................
"OK, Monica, you're free to go."