Texbonics

How to understand and speak the Texas language.

Texas is a very large state and the early Texans came from other states, territories, and other countries, with their own dialects. Most early Texans were not (well) educated and the Texas language evolved from slang, colloquialisms and phonetic pronunciation. Some years ago, the word Ebonics, or African American Vernacular English (AAVE), was coined to describe the language used by many black people. So, similarly, the word Texbonics can be used to describe the Texas language. Now, if you're gonna say things Texans say, you've got to be sure to get the pronunciation right. Here's a tip: In Texas, the "g" in the suffix "ing" is silent. Thus, "fixing to" becomes "fixin' to."

Never ask a man if he's from Texas. If he is, he'll tell you on his own. If he ain't, no need to embarrass him. You can always tell a Texan, but you can't tell him much.
 
 

Texas "Speak" Lexicons and Definitions

Agg:  What a hen lays
Ain't:  The most famous Texas word
Aints: He's got aints in his paints
All Y'all: The plural of Y'all
Arn: Ma's tard of arnin'
Are: What you shoot with a bow
Askeem:  Ask him
Asker:  Ask her
Bakerds: Backwards
Bag: He bagged her to marry him
Blue norther: Storm that comes up as a giant, blue black cloud of cold air comes over the warm gulf air and "just about freezes us to death!" Rain and wind may accompany the black cloud.
Bobbed: A bobbed war fance
Brackfust: Meal usually consumed early in the day. Major components include beckon'n' aigs.
Bresh: The woods
Bub: The light bub burned out
Catty whompus:  Used to describe something that doesn't fit properly or is out of line
Cheer: What you set in
Come hell or high water: Shows determination to proceed, regardless of the problems, obstacles, etc
Crick: Small stream of water
Clumb: He shore clumb thet tree
Chiny: Asian country dishes
Core: He got a new Ford core
Curs: Ain't no city beer
Cuz: Because (jes cuz, thet's why)
Dad blame it, dad gum it, dag nab it: Euphemisms coined to allow expressive speech without swearing
Didja: Did you
Dijeat:  Did you eat
Dinner: What you eat at noon
Dreckly: I'll get to it dreckly
Daintz: Sattiday night entertainment
Drass: She drassed fit to kill
Dreckly:  In close proximity, "He wuz a'standin' dreckly behind me."; soon."I'll be along dreckly."
Ellum: A graceful tree
Errol: TV or radio antenna
Evenin': Afternoon and before supper
Fance: What's around a hawg lot
Farred: He got farred from his job
Fess up: Admit
Figger: Deduce
Fit to be tied: Really upset
Fixins: The rest of the meal, excluding the main dish
Fixin' ta: I'm fixin' (goin' or plannin') to
Flar: A rose is a purdy flar
Frash: Them aggs ain't frash
Fraidy holes: Storm cellars
Frog strangler: An extraordinary amount of rain
Furriners: All non-Texans
Fur piece: A long way away
Futher: It's 2 miles futher to town
Git: Get; such as "git outta here"
Grain: She was grain with envy
Gully-washer: An extraordinary amount of rain
Hafta: Got to do it
Hail: Where bad people go
Hep: Lend me a heppin' hand
Her'n: It ain't her'n. It's his'n
Hillbilly: People in the next county
Hissy fit: Extreme agitation
Howdy:  How do you do?
Iff'n: Usually indicates a condition, such as iff'n I can git thar I will
Kin:  To possess an ability. "My daddy kin whup yore daddy."
Kinda: Kind of without the of
Knowed: Knew it for certain
Laymen: A sour citrus fruit
Lag: Most folks have two of them
Laigs: The things a critter walks around on
Lak: Similar to
Lar: One who doesn't tell the truth
Laymen: A sour citrus fruit
Lather: What you climb up
Learnt: Acquired lastin' knowledge
Lather: What you climb up
Lit out: Took off, started out
Looker: A pretty girl
Mera: What you see yourself in
Malk: What you git from cows
Minners: Live bait
Mizrus: A married woman
Mountain oysters: Meat delicacies collected during sharp knife steer making operations at roundup time.[Oysters are usually deep fried in hot grease for the evening meal (supper).]
Nar: Opposite of wide
Nack: Your haid sets on it
Natcherly:  Texans are jist natcherly friendly.
Nup: No
Orrel: Them hinges need orrel
Ormy: What them sojers are in
Over yonder: Directional phrase; means over there
Pank: A light red collar
Poke: A paper bag or sack
Poke salit: Vegetable
Pore: Outta money but not broke
Peart: Felling good, not porely
Petition: What separates rooms
Puppet: What a preacher is in
Purdy: She's purdy as a pitcher
Quitcherbitchin: A response to someone who gripes or nags a lot
Rang: You war it on your fanger
Rah cheer: I was born rah cheer in this town
Rat: I'll do it rat now
Reckon:  You reckon it'll rain this week?
Roach stompers: Pointy-toed cowboy boots
Roont: She plum roont her shoes in that rain
Rut: Thet tree has long ruts
Salary: A white, stringy vegetable
Sourdeans: Small canned fish
Shar: A light rain
Sody: You use it when cookin'; or sody pop
Sofy: You set on it (also die-van)
Sprang: Water commin' out'n the ground
Shurf: The shurf put the bad guys in jail
Splain: To describe the function of. "Ohhh, now I see. Nobody ever splained it to me lack that before."
Sumthin: Something
Spenders: What holds yer pants up
Strang: Twine
Storch: This here shirt has too much storch in it
Sure'nuff: Really or "Is that right?"
Tar: His car had two flat tars
Tar arn:  A stiff, metal tool used to unscrew the lug nuts on a flat tire.
Thanks: He thanks he's smart
Thow: Thow me the ball
Thoat: I got me a sore thoat
Tard: I'm plum tuckered tard out
Taxes: Best state in 'Marka
Thingy - Something that is always needed
Toad strangler: A heavy rain
Usetacould - Could do it for a while, but now I can't...
Walkin' in tall cotton: Doin' aw'right
War: As in bobbed war fance
Whole nuther thing: Something else entirely
Whomperjawed: Not fitting properly
Widder: A woman whose husband is dead
Wimmen: Females
Worsh: Go worsh yer face
Wrench: I'll worsh the dishes if you'll wrench them
Y'all: Everyone's included, can be used for one or more people.
Yup: Yes

Some More Examples

You don't want to hear a Texan say you're:

You may want to hear a Texan say you're:

 

The above list of Texas words and phrases represents many, but probably not all of the ones used by Texans. If you have additional ones, send them to me at the email address below. Current Texans do not use ALL of the above words and phrases, but I bet that ALL Texans use at least one. This site is for the education and enjoyment of the reader, and is not meant to offend anyone (or any object or animal).

Contributed by Gina.


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Initial web posting on: 2 August 2004 Last update on: 7 April 2006