Welcome to my all new, all shining web page, my personal place on the net, put in place due to popular demand from my legions of fans!
Here's where y'all come to chill with da main man himself. At last it appears, the homepage of the great one!!
In this site you'll get to know more 'bout me, where I'm coming from and what I'm about to do and who I'll kill next (hide Cheta, hide). Seriously!!
Just remember folks, this site's just coming up but I know what needs to be done to cater for my broke ass pals (Chukky put your hands up wherever you are) like free email services, free downloads and stuff. So don't any of you feel left out alright!!
Remember one thing: suppress the urge; I am but a man, do not worship me!!
After going thru my site, if you're not totally DESTROYED by my greatness, don't forget to fill in my evaluation form thingy you'll find if you got an IQ over 50!! fill it in!!

Now I've got many friends and some are simply loco so for those who can't navigate through this most simple of sites (Hello Obiorah!!) here's an explanation of the links you see.

This site is actually in three parts; I created it like this so you to group the contents of the site according to their nature. Click on the links at the top of the page to access the various divisions.

Here's a list of the contents of the separate divisions

LightSide

Home, SiteFAQ, Links,  Humor, Friends, Games, Feedback, Contact.

DarkSide

Ringtones, Webtools, PS2 Zone, Emulation, Hacking, Downloads, Sales, Feedback

As time goes on and this site gets updated more often, Other links might come up but for now these are the mainstays!! I couldn't be arsed to produce anymore. Just watch this space though!
Alright guys, start clickin'!