Rene feels odd as he awakens in a strange bed. He didn't know how he ended up here. The room is dark, and the bed is very soft. There is a lot of extraneous noise that was beginning to disturb him. As he sits up in the bed, a black cat jumps up on him. The cat meows at him, and seems hungry.

When something jumps up on him, Rene's heart threatens to come out of his mouth. The heart stays in his chest, barely, but is beating as strong as a drum. He calms down a little when he sees it's only a cat. 'But I don't own any cats, I hate the damn things.' Rene always was more of a dog person.

He can't see very well in the dark, but he can see enough to confirm his first impressions upon awakening: this room feels wrong! In fact, he is feeling pretty odd himself. He fights an urge to curl up into a fetal ball, close his eyes, and wish he were home. Rene throws the covers aside and gets up, looking for the switch to turn the lights on, trying to ignore the black cat.

After searching for a bit, Rene finds a light switch. He flips on the lights and realizes that he seems to be in a very nice apartment. The weird thing is the cat motif that seems to rule the place. Rene then noticed a cool breeze on his lower legs. That didn't seem right, until he looked down, and noticed the fleshy protuberances pushing out from his chest, and the long black hair partially covering them. The cats, the body, Rene was Selina Kyle, aka Catwoman. He needed a moment to get his bearings.

seems hungry.

Rene couldn't believe it. 'OH MY GOD, I'M CATWOMAN!' He felt completely overwhelmed as he realized he had somehow become the most slutty of all comic book femme fatales. Instinctively, he threw his long black hair back and grabbed his breasts with his hands. He felt faint, at the same time nauseated and exhilarated.

His eyes explored his new body for several minutes. Then he set out to explore the apartment, doing his best to ignore the damnable cats, still feeling like he was dreaming, not sure if this was a nightmare or a wet dream.

He might not have been sure whether it was a dream or not, but he did realize that sitting around here wouldn't do him any good. He began to search through the apartment, and realized it was Selina's, just like in the comics. Well, one version or another, anyway.

He finally made his way into the kitchen. There on the counter was a stack of cat food. She really did seem to like her cats. The cats seemed to like her too, or at least the food. One was rubbing his, or was it her now, legs again.

Seated on a chair, face expressionless, Rene started to absently rub the cat's back. The situation was just too overwhelming. He had become a comic book character, and yet the apartment seemed as "real" a place as any he had been before. He remembered the convention. What kind of being was "George", their GM? He shivered. Perhaps even more uncomfortable on a personal level, he had become a woman! His mind just couldn't wrap itself around it all.

He opened the cat food, then looked for some kind of bowl. After finding one, he set it in the floor, so the cat could feed. He then went back to the bedroom and the full length mirror, to have a good look at himself.

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