There was a young ging-er called Paul
Allegedly good at football
Seaman turned and said "fuck -
Why the hell did you duck?
Cos it's my head, not yours, that will roll!"
My five most hated clubs for January are :
1. The dog and gun pub team in basildon
2. Peterborough high school boys grammar year 9
3. Angus Mcnulties highland angling club AFC
4. West End Lesbians Womens FC
5. Finsbury Park Mosque AFC
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THE INCIDENT!!This is what really happened... er... oops... no, this is what really happened (I lost myself for a minute there, phew!)

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