Testosterone Results Page 2
*Septemeber 20th 2002*

*Body Changes*

Body Shape:
If you want my body and you think I’m sexy come on baby let me know!!! LOL no seriously now, I have got some great fat redistributing from T! My whole figure is straighter = less curvy. I have managed to stay around the same weight and kept my waist at 25-26 inches. My goal is to get it to 24 inches and I don’t care if it looks feminine, that’s actually what I’m going for. I like to be twinky thin looking. This is when I feel most confident regarding this issue. For some reason I am all gut and no butt. If you read my live journal you will know some of the bizarre shit I do to give myself a bigger butt…i.e. walk around with my ass sticking out and back arched in odd positions (which gives me lower back pain later on that day but at least I look good while I’m doing it lol) and stick pillows down my pants for a more ‘’ghetto booty’’ appearance - which was actually a big joke that I ended up getting locked out of my apartment for. Yes I am a riot. A gender breaking faggy riot at that! Now back to seriousness… I am forming incredible hulk like muscles (not really) in my legs and upper arms/shoulders. I can see results when I actually get off my pretty ass and do stuff like pushups or lift weights. It also feels different when burning everything off, it’s more intense and it’s like a rush.

Body Hair:
Johnny Yohnny is a bear; Johnny Yohnny is covered in hair! My opinion on body hair, pre-t was: ‘’oh god please don’t let me have a hairy ass or back’’ … Well guess what I do and I fucking love it. I just don’t like hair on my asshole or asscrack so I take care of that.
I have grown hair all over! Most of my body hair is dark or medium brownish. Areas include (all have different amounts of hair growth): full legs, pubic, butt, back, full arms, armpits, hands, foot, chest, back of neck, shoulders and my most favorite of all = my stomach! I got a hot pink glittery belly button piercing after top surgery and a lot of tummy hair growth, to celebrate!

Body Acne:
Big wheels keep on turning, nasty zits keep on SHOWING! More acne is located on my neck, shoulders, upper arms, chest and full back. I have had a occasional-how in the world did that happen- zit on my brief line, stomach, lower arm, chest incision lines, leg and butt! I use Neutrogena acne fighting body wash and body scrub. I do not shave any of my body hair (other then butt hole n crack) which does not help the acne because the more hair I get, the more acne I get. This is just its natural coarse taking action. I occasionally apply Differin Gel to my body acne.

*Cock/Libido*
Hey baby, nice shoes, want to fuck? If you know me I have probably already 1- said that line to you 2- humped you like crazy or 3- wanted to do 1 and 2 but was too shy to act up on my nasty thoughts so I stood their blushing like a hot pink dildo. And I thought I was hella horny pre-t, I had another thing coming for me and I mean CUMMING! My sex drive is horny as fuck. I jack off all the time. I get aroused a lot easier. I get hard a lot easier. I cum a lot harder and faster. I cannot multiple cum as I could pre-T. Here’s my dick and there’s my balls! My dick has grown. I am very insecure of my dick. My dick has gotten a lot longer and thicker. My dick is not anywhere near the size I want it to be. My dick surgery will hopefully be within the 2 years (minimum) My dick head is also a lot more sensitive. If you touch my dick head in the wrong way you will find yourself laying in your bathtub, full of glitter, in excruciating pain with ‘’ my diva heel is permanently logged up yo’ ass’’ written in lipstick …

*Mood*
Hmm well now, if you read what I wrote above then you might catch on to the fact that I can be a real bitchy asshole. At first I got really violent and I had no patience. Some things seemed like a big challenge or everything was a competition. I could feel my anger boiling = huge adrenaline rush. If you were there when I was having a rush and was I was horny at the same time, then you were in luck. Chances are I did a switch play turned into a bossy bottom or stayed the bottom that I am and let you royally FUCK ME UP!
As the months passed things started to level out. I still think I’m tough shit though…Ps. for the record, I do not sleep around!

*Voice*
You seriously gotta hear it to believe it! Please
email me for my DRASTIC CHANGE voice clips!
(There is 13 of them total...Pre-T till 1 Year on T!)

*Miscellaneous Changes*

Sweat/Scent:
I sweat a lot more, especially living in California. My smell has changed from sweet muskish to more masculine/sour. I’m generally overdose in some kind of body spray so you wouldn’t notice but I do…Oh yes and at one point I was writing about that wickity wack ass crack juice, remember?

Aunt Who?:
You know that creepy little bitch who generally visits people every month or so??? Well I set a booby trap on her (like that radical kid in the Goonies) and she never ever ever and I mean EVER came back!!! P.s. I also sprayed her with some of my ‘bitch be gone spray’… You can purchase it at The Giovanni Salon (my faux beauty salon) for $7.99 a bottle!
*For the record - She left me alone after being on T for 2 months*

Appetite:
My mother says ‘’Johnny mange mange!’’ and what do I do? Open my trap and load up with half her kitchen… I have gotten so much hungrier from T. If I’m not being obsessive compulsive about my body size, then I can binge like a motherfucker. This doesn’t help my eating disorders so I try to keep things steady and as healthy as possible.

Energy Level:
My energy has definitely increased! This works out perfect for me cause I love to dance and I can dance a lot longer without getting as tired! Watch me now: The new and improved, Johnny Smooth, dance moves!!!

Yucky Leakage:
At one point I had constant diarrhea and some -I don’t know what- out of my dick. This really only lasted a short time and stopped after that. I do shit alot more though!

Testosterone Results Page 3 and long awaited 1 year on T photos!