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That's a face pack right?

So you want to know about me ey?? GET A LIFE!! Oh well, here goes...

I'm a recently turned 18 year old student on a Higher National Diploma in IT. I live in Barrow-in-Furness, Cumbria, Great Britain, European Union. The place is a shithole, if you ever get a chance to visit, don't bother. You'll regret it. It's all white, Christian and heterosexual. Eurghhh!!!

My hobbies include writing pointless programs that no bugger ever downloads, designing bollocky websites that no sod ever visits and of course, spending hours downloading porn of the net. Oooh, and engaging in endless Christians vs faggots debates on various internet forums.

As you may have guessed from reading my posts on internet forums [I assume that's how you found the site] I have strong political opinions. Here is my personal flag...

Frightening huh? A nice combination of gay rights, socialism and European federalism. I did write a manifesto, so I'll get that put up here ASAP.

I'm a forum junkie and can be found most nights at one of these...

My ambition is to lead the revolution and over throw the fascists currently ruining the world.

I am in love with...

Brian Dowling, winner Big Bro UK 2001

Noel Sullivan, Hearsay

I despise...

Ann Widdicombe, Tory MP

Baroness Young, Un-elected bigot

And that's about it! If you want to know anything else, then contact me. Please do!! I'm very lonely :-(