A reporter asks Mahatma Gandhi, "What do you think of western civilization?"
Gandhiji: "I think it would be a great idea."
Teacher: Ankur, give me a sentence starting with "I."
Ankur: I is ...
Teacher (interrupting): No, Ankur. Always say "I am."
Ankur: All right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
Teacher: Aman, how can anyone make so many mistakes in one day?
Aman: I get up early.
Aman Singh was driving his Mercedes at a furious pace and suddenly hits the car ahead, a Maruti, and both come to a complete halt. The Maruti's driver, Ankur Pruthi is furious. He steps out of his car and moves towards Aman Singh. He makes a circle on the road and asks Aman Singh to stand inside it and dares him to step out of it. He pulls out a rod and breaks the bonnet of the Mercedes. He looks back at Aman and finds him laughing cunningly. This makes him even more furious and goes about breaking all the windows of the expensive car. Again looking back he finds Aman laughing! His anger peaking, Ankur smashes whatever part of the Mercedes he can lay hands on. Yet again Aman is found smiling. Frustated and tired, Ankur finally asks Aman Singh, "What's the matter with you? I have completely torn apart your car and you continue to smile, what's wrong with you?" Aman replies, "Well, you didn't know... you see, everytime you turned to smash my car, I stepped out of the circle!"
A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. "What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?" asks the cop. "I'm a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act." "Oh yeah?" says the doubtful cop. "Lets see you do it." The juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches masterfully. A couple driving by slows down to watch. "Wow," says the driver to his wife. "I'm glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're giving now!
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