Dollar Beer Nite

  “I don’t like how you’re living my life

   Get yourself a wife. Get yourself a job.

   You’re living a dream. Don’t you be a slob.”

       ---Weezer

 

Benny, a paradox of human potential,

sits there, affectionately but unaffected,

absorbing his pitcher of Bud through two straws.

He takes out his Marlboro Menthols,

and a neatly packed glass bowl of homegrown happiness,

then wonders why I think he is wasting away.

 

Benny gets up from the table

and glides over to flirt

with the cop who arrested him last week.

His eyes are a bloodshot haven of irresponsible acts.

 

The cop gives Benny her number

as if she were a dentist giving a kid some candy

Benny holds the scrap in between his fingers

like it’s one of his precious menthols,

then folds it up, puts it in his grab bag of incrimination,

and glides back to our table

 

Benny sits, and goes back to being unaffected.