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As you probably already know, i work at Lebbie Lebkicher's at the hershey lodge and convention center.  i am a hostess.  i seat people.  i am friendly.  i smile.

i am fake.
Chef Blue has these "chocolate sculptures" set up in our lobby, right by the host stand.  they've been there for months and are really disgusting.  we are all sick of answering questions regarding the goddamn "chocolate sculptures". 

there is a light house.  i flushed its point down the toilet.

my manager ate a bush off of the beach house.

we stab the roof of the house with toothpicks.

we do not respect the chocolate.