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| Why people like Brintney Spears? |
By Kyle Sandilands |
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Q: Why do people like Brintney Spears?
A: Girls like her for fashon, Guys like her to masterbate |
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| Jacko Christmas |
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Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Santa?
A: Nothing, they both leave children's bedrooms with empty sacks! |
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| The Michael Jackson Doll |
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Q: Did you hear about the new Michael Jackson doll?
A: You wind it up and it plays with your kids! |
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| Who Is God? |
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A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"
"Both son. God is both."
After awhile the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"
"Both son, both."
The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?" |
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| Blonde With Six Legs |
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Q: What's blond, has six legs, and sings like Michael Jackson?
A: Hanson |
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| Britney Spears 'n' Pepsi |
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Q: What does Britney Spears and pepsi have in common?
A: They both come with plastic jugs |
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| Barbie and Britney |
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Q: What do Barbie and Britney Spears have in common?
A: Both are blonde, brainless and made out of plastic |
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| MJ's Credit Card |
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Q: What does Michael Jackson say to his credit card?
A: You are not alone I am plastic too |
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| Britney Spears vs. Computer |
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Q: How is a computer like Britney Spears?
A: They're both cheap, white, and plastic |
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| Fuck the Kids |
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| Michael Jackson his body guard and kids were in a plane and MJ's body guard went up to Michael and said "MJ the plane is going to crash and we only have 2 parrishots!" Micheal said "But what about the white kids, black kids, red kids, orange kids, purple kids, what about them? MJ's body guard said "Sorry Michael we have to leave them!" Micheal said "But what about the white kids, black kids, red kids, orange kids, purple kids, what about them? Michael's body guard said "FUCK THE KIDS!" Micheal Jackson said "Do we have time?" |
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| Madonna, Britney and Christina |
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Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are forced to share a private jet in order to arrive in time for the ceremony.
Once up in the air, Madonna pulls out a $1000 bill and says, "I'm going to throw this $1000 bill out the window and make someone down below very happy."
Not to be outdone, Britney rips a $1000 bill in half and throws it out the window, saying, "Look, I just made two people really happy."
Not even noticing Britney's stupid move, Christina brags, "Look, I'm going to throw 1000 $1 bills and make a lot more people a little happier."
At this point the pilot, who has overheard all this bragging and can't stand it anymore, comes out and says, "I think I'll throw all three of you out of this plane and make 250 million people happy." |
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| Shaggy, Craig David and Britney Spears |
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| Shaggy, Craig David and Britney Spears were sitting in a room and some farted shaggy said "It Wasn't Me" Craig David said "I'm Walking Away" Britney Spears said "Opps I Did It Again" |
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| Screw The World |
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Q: What's the difference between Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton?
A: One wants to screw the world and one already has! |
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| Clinton & KFC |
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Q: Why can't Bill Clinton work at KFC?
A: He can't keep his hands off the breasts and thighs |
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| Eminem's Prayer |
By AVERMAN |
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| Our Marshall, who art in Detroit, gangsta be thy name, on earth, as it is in Ammityville, give us this day our daily rape, and forgive us our sins as we swear at those who sin against us, and lead us not towards britney spears, but deliver us from Moby, for white is the kingdom, the power and the glory for ever and ever, FUCK YOU DEBBIE!!! |
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