If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have a 5 cents.
Excuse me, I've seem to have lost my virginity, can I have yours?
Girls are sexy, guys are fine I'll be your six if you'll be my nine!
Save water, shower with a friend.
Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
So long as we're in the theatre....why don't we get some play?
You know, sweetie, my lips won't just kiss themselves...
If you can't be with the ones you love, then love the one you're with.
If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I'd pour all my love onto you.
We'll probably never see each other again, so let's screw.
Clothes look heavy on ya, want me to relieve some!!!
I think I love you but I can't be sure until I kiss you...
Roses are red, violets are blue, can we screw?
I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you!
Can you help me find my puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room.