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Your dad must be a thief because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes! I'm a used car but you can still drive me! Let's make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look! You are the hottest thing since sunburn. Do you know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie-pop? Wanna find out? Man, you sure are bright girl! Were you raised by the stars? Hi, I'm Batman. Wanna see my batmobile? Hey baby, you are like a pot of gold... Hard to get and hard to hold. Are those space jeans? Because your ass is outta this world. It's not the size of the boat. It's the motion of the ocean. Do you know what would look good on you? Me. Is that a run in your stockings, or is it the stairway to heaven? I can read palms. {write your # on their hand} OOh it says your gonna call me soon! I was just checking your tag to see if you were made in heaven. Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you? Hey babe, can I have your number? I think it'll look better in my pocket than in your head. Is that a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them. Your lips are a little wrinkled... Mind if I press them? Would you like to make a trade? A piece of you for a piece of me? Do you know CPR? Because you take my breath away! |
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