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Your so hot I could roast my meat on you, baby.

Are you a lumberjack? Because you just gave me wood!

Wanna tickle my Oscar Meyer Wiener?

Baby, you're like a championship bass. I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!

Can we play baseball? You have a nice bat but instead of a ball- lets use my hole!

If I were a carpenter and you were a porch. I'd take out all your nails and screw ya!

Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me a couple blows!

Can you suck a golf ball through 50ft. of garden hose?

A you a farmer? No, 'cuz you sure know how to raise a cock.

Do you think I can fit that in my mouth? Wanna try?

I could hear your cock talking and it just told me to blow you.... a kiss!

F*** playing doctor do you want to play gynocologist??

My name's Pogo, d'ya wanna jump on my stick?

(after sex) Damn girl, you're like those Indy cars... You can burn 4 rubbers at once!

Guess what?! I've got an 8" tounge and I can breath out of my ears!

Wanna play TV? I'll play with your knobs while you watch my antenna rise.

I wish I were Winnie the Pooh so I could stick my nose in your honey jar.

If we are what we eat...Can I be you by morning??!

Roses are red, pickles are green, I like your legs and what's in between!

Let's play lion and liontamer. Open your mouth and I'll give you the meat.
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